Containment Random Chris Updates - (since April 15 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu)

[Tikbalang]

He forgot all about them the entire time.

If he was asked about them, the first thing he'll do is go to Cwcki.

 

[SssneakySssnek]

Oh sure, Definitely the Civil Engineering Degree where I can help rebuild highways across our country that do need help is less important than writing stupid fanfic where I borrow characters correctly. (Sarcasm)

I'm autistic too but the main difference between Christine and me is that one of us in 5 years is going to eventually contribute to society and the other is still going to be laying on the couch playing Sonic games into her 40s. The Animaniacs would be using one of them in their ad for the "Please get a Life Foundation".

Hey don't be so hard on yourself, just because he'll be contributing in five years doesn't mean you're destined for sonic faggotry forever.

And yes, by definition something that doesn't exist and could possibly with all feasibility never exist is vastly less important than something real, functioning right in the actual world now. Sonichu has thousands of followers, and tens of thousands of people have been entertained by Chris and his shit, learned, found a community, etc. You're....in school (that someone else paid for). You're actually anti-contributing if you want to be honest

Wipe some of that autism off

 

[somethingrandom987]

Hey don't be so hard on yourself, just because he'll be contributing in five years doesn't mean you're destined for sonic faggotry forever.

And yes, by definition something that doesn't exist and could possibly with all feasibility never exist is vastly less important than something real, functioning right in the actual world now. Sonichu has thousands of followers, and tens of thousands of people have been entertained by Chris and his shit, learned, found a community, etc. You're....in school (that someone else paid for). You're actually anti-contributing if you want to be honest

Wipe some of that autism off

I don't let it bother me. I already integrated with society and I just move on with life.

 

[TrunksFromDragonballGT]

Do yo

On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.

the Tomgirl saga began when Bob’s health began to fail. Bob could no longer lay down the law on Chris, so Chris felt comfortable turning into the person he wanted to be. Bob was too weak and bedridden at the time to do anything about it. He died a death of disappointment and bedbug bites. It was also at this period when Chris put the most effort into his appearance. But in retrospect, the Tomgirl saga shouldn’t have been a surprise to anyone. A disappointment yes but, not a surprise. Liquid Chris predicted that Chris would turn trans back in 2009.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

On the topic of Chris and gender, do you guys think that the Tomgirl saga was caused by Bob's death, or Bob's presence was simply preventing it from happening while he was alive? If the former is true, lord only knows what Chris will turn into when Barb dies.

It started before Bob's death. Bob even called him a "faggot" when Chris started it

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

It started before Bob's death. Bob even called him a "faggot" when Chris started it

and its why the lumberjack was the better parent.

 

[Spergichu]

and its why the lumberjack was the better parent.

It's really not hard to be the better parent in a couple if your spouse is fucking Barb.

 

[horrorfan89]

It's really not hard to be the better parent in a couple if your spouse is fucking Barb.

Makes me wonder if Bob knew the end was near so he figured if Calling him a fag aka the one thing he used to scream at the top of his voice he wasn't when he made his "I'M STRAIGHT!" videos. Wasn't gonna snap him out of it then fuck it. He'd be dead soon anyway and he had a son who was an optometrist to at least take pride in.

 

[naught]

From all the past tweets since april, Sonichu never mentioned his children

Too busy hanging out with the wives

 

[death of chans]

someone registered today and created an Oc do not steal sonichu reboot.

i made a parody comic of sonichu featuring him

Hi i'm new here and i want to show you this snippet of my parody of sonichu, if it's badly drawn it's because i made this on MS Paint Edit: I need to improve this because i made the female sonichu too OP. Here you go the issue 1 and 2 (issue 2 is TOO short) issue 1...

kiwifarms.net

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's really not hard to be the better parent in a couple if your spouse is fucking Barb.

Both of them have had to put up with each other's garbage (Chris & Barb). Imagine having to care for a fat child, teen, and adult that has the toileting skills of a ferral dog and always manages to be the most embarrassing thing in the state.

 

[Alex Krycek]

It started before Bob's death. Bob even called him a "faggot" when Chris started it

Barb also didn't approve. She told him "I didn't raise a daughter.", She tried to bribe him to stop wearing womens underwear, and even gave him a haircut that was masculine. All of this enraged Chris but he still maintained he identified as male at the time at least. It wasn't until around Catherine that he really did start identifying as completely female. Before he was just a tomgirl which I always considered to be one of the funnier things about him.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

He really likes the Pinky character. I wonder why. Maybe the theme song the answer.
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Edit: I forgot to mention that there's this one episode where the next president is named Walsh.

I'm pretty positive Chris sees himself in Pinky

"Chris, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I think so Barb, but Sonichu takes Mama's body, how can they switch back?"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm pretty positive Chris sees himself in Pinky

"Chris, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I think so Barb, but Sonichu takes Mama's body, how can they switch back?"

Chris also sees himself as a supermodel with huge, fat tits, but we all know even lab rats are too intelligent for Chris.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Chris also sees himself as a supermodel with huge, fat tits, but we all know even lab rats are too intelligent for Chris.

Gonna be hard for chris to find a girl that's as beautiful as he sees himself.

 

[death of chans]

chris recently tweeted this out.
tweet/archive https://archive.vn/fjcMc

 

[Truthboi]

chris recently tweeted this out.
tweet/archive https://archive.vn/fjcMc
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>Guess where I am

Huh did Sonichu switch back bodies with Chris, or is it that Chris deep down knew inside he was bullshitting all along and it was an elaborate LARP

There goes the theory of Chris developing Multiple Personality Disorder or a Tulpa

 

[death of chans]

>Guess where I am

Huh did Sonichu switch back bodies with Chris, or is it that Chris deep down knew inside he was bullshitting all along and it was an elaborate LARP

There goes the theory of Chris developing Multiple Personality Disorder or a Tulpa

he seems mad, he'll continue to rant then try and sort out the logistics at a later point if at all...

 

[TrunksFromDragonballGT]

chris recently tweeted this out.
tweet/archive https://archive.vn/fjcMc
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I kinda like Chris’s attempt at playing with lighting on this drawing. Would have worked better if he did the same with SNT.

 

[death of chans]

I kinda like Chris’s attempt at playing with lighting on this drawing. Would have worked better if he did the same with SNT.

true, it's the details that matter.