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Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Second pic I'm sure that's a true and honest girl and knowing Chris has legit female fans now makes me long for the days when he was so desperately thirsty he'd hit on anyone he believed to have a China..... Even if it ultimately turned out they had a pickle all along.
We can never know if it's a trap.
I like how the fanart is actually good
There are more fanarts he sees on twitter than he makes his own art in his lifetime.
Despite thinking he's a god, he knows he's shit at drawing.
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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We can never know if it's a trap.

There are more fanarts he sees on twitter than he makes his own art in his lifetime.
Despite thinking he's a god, he knows he's shit at drawing.
skin looks smooth, not much of a bulge in that skirt as far as i can tell, we need a pic of the face for verification. Not even the best plastic surgeon or laser hair removal can hide the manish ape face and enlarged skull features of someone born a man playing woman...Chris is living proof of that and he never bothered putting money into making his face look more womanly.
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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Cause we all know how this will end.

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Hassa_Bussa

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horrorfan89

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I seriously wonder, has he really not had sex since that time he fucked a hooker? After he was done trying to whore himself out, what's his prospects been? Did he somehow learn to do Hanky Panky and not post about it everywhere? Chris has been suspiciously non-horny besides the Twitter stuff.
Hrt. even if he's taking it at half dosage like I've said he must be since it barely seems to be working. It's zapped what was left of his sex drive. And then there's his morbid obesity. I'd bet my bottom dollar even before trooning out Chris's broken duck suffered every fat man's biggest fear besides heart disease.... Buried penis.
How can one be so delusional about one's self image that they take one look at themselves and think... "Yup, that's a woman alright."
 

Argh My Cigar

Aye! Dwi wedi meddwi'n chwil!
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How can one be so delusional about one's self image that they take one look at themselves and think... "Yup, that's a woman alright."
A lot of these troons get an ego boost when someone refers to them as "Miss" out and about, not fully understanding that they look like middle aged homeless women than the cute anime girls they larp as. Chris doesn't even have that privilege; he looks like he doesn't even try anymore keeping his face clean shaven. Anyone who claims he's legitimately trans is a moron.
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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A lot of these troons get an ego boost when someone refers to them as "Miss" out and about, not fully understanding that they look like middle aged homeless women than the cute anime girls they larp as. Chris doesn't even have that privilege; he looks like he doesn't even try anymore keeping his face clean shaven. Anyone who claims he's legitimately trans is a moron.
Remember when he tried make up and stopped.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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I seriously wonder, has he really not had sex since that time he fucked a hooker? After he was done trying to whore himself out, what's his prospects been?
Hrt. even if he's taking it at half dosage like I've said he must be since it barely seems to be working. It's zapped what was left of his sex drive. And then there's his morbid obesity. I'd bet my bottom dollar even before trooning out Chris's broken duck suffered every fat man's biggest fear besides heart disease.... Buried penis.
That, plus having sex was like a videogame achievement, he wanted sex pretty much just to cross it off the list and feel like a big boy. Also, by his own description of the event, it would have been quite subpar, he said his orgasm was only "half-felt" and that he had to look for tardcum on the condom to actually confirm he even came at all. How fucking sad is that? But, being the egotistical fuck he is, he probably assumed that's the pinnacle of human sex, so no wonder he is not specially eager to repeat.

It's also worth noting that he went at least twice to that same hooker, but it's only known that that second time he "gave her the missionary". It was probably another crime against proper, joyful sex, so no wonder he prefers to piss away his tardbucks on plastic trinkets, rocks and vidya rather than spending it on hookers.

Did he somehow learn to do Hanky Panky and not post about it everywhere?
We don't know everything Chris does, it's a possibility that he kept going to hookers (at least while his misshapen dick still kind of worked), but that's the one and only possibility, since Chris is disgustingly unfuckable by any (non-Sockness) standard.
 

AnOminous

とても可愛い
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Also, by his own description of the event, it would have been quite subpar, he said his orgasm was only "half-felt" and that he had to look for tardcum on the condom to actually confirm he even came at all.
He probably has autistic sensory issues. Perhaps he's as indifferent to pleasure as he is to pain, e.g. cutting his taint open, shaving dry with no shaving cream. Some autists are super sensitive to sensations, like completely freaking out if they have to wear anything but a really specific fabric, but Chris seems to be the opposite.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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He probably has autistic sensory issues. Perhaps he's as indifferent to pleasure as he is to pain, e.g. cutting his taint open, shaving dry with no shaving cream. Some autists are super sensitive to sensations, like completely freaking out if they have to wear anything but a really specific fabric, but Chris seems to be the opposite.
And yet, strangely enough, he needed to wear a wristband on the medallion chain (which, appropriately, kinda looks like an empty toilet paper roll), because his skin is autistic or something.
 

horrorfan89

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And yet, strangely enough, he needed to wear a wristband on the medallion chain (which, appropriately, kinda looks like an empty toilet paper roll), because his skin is autistic or something.
Or maybe Chris is just a closet clown homosexual and despite appearing to have changed his ways and renounced his homophobia, it's still internalized.

Deep down he simply has no interest in sex with women but refuses to admit that he's gay. Or at least gay for other men, claiming to have a lesbian soul and trooning out is not the same
 

A_Rotten_Sharwama

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Or maybe Chris is just a closet clown homosexual and despite appearing to have changed his ways and renounced his homophobia, it's still internalized.

Deep down he simply has no interest in sex with women but refuses to admit that he's gay. Or at least gay for other men, claiming to have a lesbian soul and trooning out is not the same
Nah, he's suspectable towards subliminal suggestions, the fear of homo comes from his Christan parents, while he himself were hypnotized by all the hentai and porn that focused on the sexy female body.
 
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