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Chrus Chundlur

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Chris looks like his bio dad in this photo.
She's like, what? 18? He could be (if not for a trillion reasons other than age). What a creep. Plus he already looks in his 50s on that pic.

The utter moron hasn't learned a single fucking thing in all these years.

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Pickle Inspector

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She's like, what? 18? He could be (if not for a trillion reasons other than age). What a creep. Plus he already looks in his 50s on that pic.


The utter moron hasn't learned a single fucking thing in all these years.

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Yes but Chris is a never ageing 21 year old according to the Sonichu comic and if you use that half your age plus 7 rule (Rounding up) the lower age range is 18! What a coincidence!
 
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Mariposa Electrique

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Crazy to think the galpals probably alreadly have kids more mature than Chris.
In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.
 
In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.
Lol they were actually in this autistic retard's facebook and making fun of him, especially the picture where he wears his moms underwear.
 

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In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.
The saddest thing for me is Chris thinks they were good friends even though that was pretty much the only time he hung out with them (Or any other classmates for that matter) outside of high school.
 

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It's odd he went full circle from loving his high school gal pals, to calling them out as traitors, and is now apparently back to cherishing his memories of them. Did he forgive all that stuff about them being hired help, or is it one more thing he simply forgot about?
 

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For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):
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Well, Chris at least has taste in this one situation.
 

horrorfan89

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In so many ways, they're probably already in college, having sex every day, going to parties, graduating with valuable degrees, holding down one to two jobs. While their parents are paying their final mortgage payment, raising their younger children, thinking about having more kids, getting master's degrees, and celebrating wedding anniversaries. Meanwhile,

Chris is still obsessing over a dumb birthday party people went to out of pity. A party where Chris acted like a childish terd because Barb accidentally got the wring gift. A party that is a direct reflection of his entire course in life.
they'd be middle aged with teenage kids of their own by now, maybe their last little ones if we go by the movie this is 40. And even if they don't have kids I'm sure the Manchesther high class of 2000 has moved on and have much more fuflling lives than chris has, had, or ever will have.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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they'd be middle aged with teenage kids of their own by now, maybe their last little ones if we go by the movie this is 40. And even if they don't have kids I'm sure the Manchesther high class of 2000 has moved on and have much more fuflling lives than chris has, had, or ever will have.
I think being a crackwhore would be infinitely more fulfilling than sitting on crystals all day, imagining they're Sonichu eggs while playing videa.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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His English and comprehension has gone downhill after graduating HS. And Chris' college days certainly haven't made them better. Thank you very much, American school system.
You really can't blame the school system. Most if not all neurotypicals never lose their reading comprehension or verbal skills until they get alzheimer's disease. The problem is Chris never had them to begin with, he 's only ever pretended to be intelligent. Like, @AnOminous said, the autistic tend to go downhill around middle age, and Chris is already middle aged.
 

Pickle Inspector

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they'd be middle aged with teenage kids of their own by now, maybe their last little ones if we go by the movie this is 40. And even if they don't have kids I'm sure the Manchesther high class of 2000 has moved on and have much more fuflling lives than chris has, had, or ever will have.
Given Chris is 39 if a female classmate had a kid at 21 then they’d be 18 now.

So if there ever was a school reunion I wouldn’t be surprised if it was incredibly awkward and a little bit like:
 

horrorfan89

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Given Chris is 39 if a female classmate had a kid at 21 then they’d be 18 now so if there ever were a school reunion I wouldn’t be surprised if it was incredibly awkward and a little bit like:
Oh and then of course Chris would ask a lot of creepy questions about their daughters including if they're 18 so they can join Chris for a little "Galpal time." For old time's sake
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