Containment Random Chris Updates -

Cask of Amontillado

Lamar Davis
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Another card.

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And Chris's quote:

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I'll leave it up to you to interpret this one.
 

Romanii

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Whatever he's wearing, which is accentuating his 52 inch shoulders. Now that's what I call cringe.



The ship has sailed on women, but I can't believe a fat bozo shaped like a cross between a pear on stilts and a running back would ever think that a straight man would find him sexually attractive. He practically doesn't even have hair in the front anymore.

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Hey, bois! Did I forget to tell you that I think balls are fun now? Well, let me remind you!
Did he give up on the lesbian soul bullshit? I am out of the loop on this one.
 

RainwaterDrop

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Don't give Chris any ideas. Who knows when he'll permanently glue the medallion on his chest.

I don't think he will. Which is why Megan should fake her death and get a new face and identity
Ignoring this blubber fucker has worked out so far, she told people on an interview that she hasn't even thought about him for years now.

There also haven't been any incidents of people messing with her anymore, and even in the apex of his delusions Chris didn't do anything to her, so it's better than it looks like.

Chris is so face blind that all she would have to do is maybe bleach her hair or trim it a little. Bam, entirely new person.
Could also work since we're talking about the dude who believed that Vanessa Hudgens had any interest in him whatsoever. But then, he's got such a massive ego that literally anything could happen.
The ship has sailed on women, but I can't believe a fat bozo shaped like a cross between a pear on stilts and a running back would ever think that a straight man would find him sexually attractive. He practically doesn't even have hair in the front anymore.

I mean, there's always the gold diggers (not really an option in this case, for now at least), and in his case maybe some other aspies? Did he ever try to reach out to any others or his ego didn't even make him consider that?
 

The Dude

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Even if there were an infinite number of realities and an infinite number of dimensions for each, where an infinite combination of eventualities can happen that can amount to every outcome being possible, there isn't a single one where Chris ever had a shot with Megan.
 

Meowzers

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Pickle Inspector

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I mean, there's always the gold diggers (not really an option in this case, for now at least), and in his case maybe some other aspies? Did he ever try to reach out to any others or his ego didn't even make him consider that?
There’s the whole aversion to the slow in the minds thing from way back but really Chris would be a terrible choice in partner for anyone, what has he got to offer to anyone? He’s in terrible shape, extremely ego centric, immature, has no prospects and inadvertently sabotages himself and everyone around him and that was BEFORE he lost his mind.
 

RainwaterDrop

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There’s the whole aversion to the slow in the minds thing from way back but really Chris would be a terrible choice in partner for anyone, what has he got to offer to anyone? He’s in terrible shape, extremely ego centric, immature, has no prospects and inadvertently sabotages himself and everyone around him and that was BEFORE he lost his mind.
I didn't mention that he would even be close to being an acceptable partner lol! Despite that, indeed, I agree wholeheartedly with you.
I just thought of that since maybe, maybe, it would "tame" his wild side if he got some pussy, maybe he would think twice for the first time of his life before acting like an ass in public and it would be some progress towards him even having some sort of self control since he basically spent whole decades of his life begging for pussy.

I don't think there's any hope for him right now after he got deeper than fucking Atlantis on his delusions, however. Perhaps some intense psychiatric therapy could help, but I wouldn't bet my chips on that.

"...Because back when dragon and unicorn existed"

Well I was expecting a escalation but not this FAST.
It's one of the rare moments I actually feel any sort of compassion for Chris, shows how far he's gone into his own delusions and how pretty much anything that isn't intense, long term professional help would actually do anything to him.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Alex Krycek

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You know, I really don't mind these people helping Chris with what they can, but to demand lots of money and a brand new car on top of that is just really ugly of Chris, especially since he knows he hasn't done comics.
If he still did the comics - provided something that people actually want to pay money for I’d be completely okay with Chris getting some scratch for it. If it was him asking for help with a life threatening illness I’d be more charitable. If it was for anything other than toys and such yeah I’d say “Go ahead and spend your money the way you want” to anyone willing to throw a buck his way. I wouldn’t, but if someone wants to then go for it.

But Chris won’t spend it on what he needs is the problem. When he said present model car I initially thought he meant like a Model you put together because I’m so used to Chris begging for toy money.
 

Glowie

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It's one of the rare moments I actually feel any sort of compassion for Chris, shows how far he's gone into his own delusions and how pretty much anything that isn't intense, long term professional help would actually do anything to him.
Chris is beyond open therapy, he is only few pushes away from institution material
 

The Dude

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I got to where Chris started going on about Iron Curtains and King Arthur and some stupid shut about them being why we don't have dragons and unicorns anymore and had to stop, because this blinding pain like an icicle being stabbed right through my brain suddenly hit me. I didn't bother trying to read any more than that because I feared it might be fatal.

If he still did the comics - provided something that people actually want to pay money for I’d be completely okay with Chris getting some scratch for it. If it was him asking for help with a life threatening illness I’d be more charitable. If it was for anything other than toys and such yeah I’d say “Go ahead and spend your money the way you want” to anyone willing to throw a buck his way. I wouldn’t, but if someone wants to then go for it.

But Chris won’t spend it on what he needs is the problem. When he said present model car I initially thought he meant like a Model you put together because I’m so used to Chris begging for toy money.

Of course Chris thinks he's important enough to have other people buy him a car. And of course it has to be a new car, because he's too good to be gifted a used vehicle. His unwarranted sense of self-importance has grown to such a disgusting degree. I was glad to see so many people responding to his narcissism with healthy disgust and outrage instead of kissing his ass.
 
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