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So is she pregnant, or does she have some awful tumor?
Perhaps the shirt that says 'cancer' answers my question and many others.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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ATTN NEW USERS: I strongly suggest using a real, alter-ego email address from a reputable provider and using a Password Manager to securely keep tack of it. If you forget your email and password I cannot restore your account. These are good practices in general so stop being lazy.
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Perhaps the shirt that says 'cancer' answers my question and many others.
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I get it could mean anything....They're protecting a monster from himself and everyone else. They're also protecting the public.
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Never mind the kissing, if he was pushing his face onto mine like that, I’d be shoving him so hard he’d go into Hedgehog Mode just through physical pain.
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Perhaps she was real all along. If things had been different, he could have been a fetishist's 400-pound sex object instead of a motherfucker.
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Her Facebook page had a ton of pages liked for fat fetish groups if I remember correctly.
I think this has more to do with the troll posing as Jessica than anything else.
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Who knew? The real chick whose image trolls used* was a fat fetishist for real. I think we never got to see her body back in the day (or we did, but she still wasn't so fat).
Good, albeit horrifying find.
*I think it's confirmed someone just took images from her instagram. Most probably she doesn't know what "a Sonichu" is. Lucky her.
$100 in like, an hour of sitting on his ass playing vidya, which is not bad at all, but it still was not enough for him somehow, so he stopped. Shit, he deserved jail already just for being such a lazy fuck alone.
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Looks like he won't be able to watch new movie release garbage like this new sonic film whilst in jail.
If anything, I feel like this will torment him the most.
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Considering everything other than one poster has Sonic with blue arms I sincerely hope he gets to see Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
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He'll freak out at the unfamiliar surroundings in general. This is a guy who's been living in the same fleapit for almost 40 years.
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Don’t forget the fucking pony show which while there are TVs in prison, Chris will probably get his ass kicked for watching it.
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Idris Elba as Chris Chan
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If he’s in general and doing that shit, he’s gonna get his head kicked in. He is too self centered. also, watching mlp in prison, people will start to think he’s a pedo. in other words, a fuckin beating.
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I can see it now. CBS 19.
Today Virginia state prison had a riot today started cause an inmate who fucked his momma decided to watch some faggot pony show on TV, the other inmates were not amused and proceeded to curb stomp the faggot which the guards had to break up. The victim we learn is chris chan he is currently in the prison hospital facility revocering from the beat down and having a toy pony shoved up his ass, more at 11
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people in jail and prison will pick up very quickly on chris' gullibility and scam every single thing they can off him. If people send chris money for commissary, that shit is going to tyrone or crackhead steve 100%. They will drain every possible resource from him until chris throws a tard fit to the wrong person or wrong place and catches the attention of a real predator who just wants to crack his giant melon open.
If chris gets put into the woman tiers, they will just scam all his meds and food, while pretending to be his bestie until someone needs to get in trouble for something.
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I wasn’t talking about that. I was taking about him tuning on a fuckin pony show. I’m sure he will not get much money. At first, yeah but it will go away since people don’t want to keep sending him money and some prisons have a cap on how much you can have at a time. Can’t wait for him to freak out over not being able to buy lego/mlp shit.
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Depending on the jail/prison there's a good chance he can get a handheld gaming system or tablet, that will most likely get scammed from him by an inmate and they will use up all of the hours, or batteries before giving it back. If he can somehow keep his hands on it, it will be like the soft exile when he lived in flipnote hatana land on his DS. He will just live in his shitty chinese cookie cutter rip off clone games, coloring sonichu into whatever bullshit universe he's day dreaming about. There's zero chance of him putting on ponies in prison, nobody will give him control of the television, and there's no fucking way they will take his request.
I'd love to see him walk down in gen pop and put on my little pony in prison however. He will end up in the infirmary with a melted toothbrush lodged in his taint
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Remember when Chris refused to eat "jailfood" when he was there for a few hours? How long will he go through with that? Haystackchu incoming? On a positive note, "dickliker is he", so he will recycle a lot of jizz and won`t starve.
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Or that really was her and she'd just WANT us to think it was a ween with her pics
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