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Mariposa Electrique

October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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Current Chris

>Everyone talking about you because you're a rapist
>Can't leave occupancy without police escort because everyone wants video of a rapist
>Currently losing weight because you're in jail
>More popular than the boring Olympics because you raped your mother mother, and the Internet is addicted to darkness
>Recently had sex with his own mother

What's up now, losers? 8):smug:
FTFY
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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Depending on the jail/prison there's a good chance he can get a handheld gaming system or tablet, that will most likely get scammed from him by an inmate and they will use up all of the hours, or batteries before giving it back. If he can somehow keep his hands on it, it will be like the soft exile when he lived in flipnote hatana land on his DS. He will just live in his shitty chinese cookie cutter rip off clone games, coloring sonichu into whatever bullshit universe he's day dreaming about. There's zero chance of him putting on ponies in prison, nobody will give him control of the television, and there's no fucking way they will take his request.

I'd love to see him walk down in gen pop and put on my little pony in prison however. He will end up in the infirmary with a melted toothbrush lodged in his taint
I am not sure if you can get the handheld famiclone in the Virginia jail/prison system but you can definately get a TV, it's a little flatscreen jobby. If G5 is shown on the syndicated channels or whatever local free broadcasts are sent out over the air and someone is dumb enough to give him the money, he will get his pony fix. As long as he isn't smart enough to get someone to engrave his name and prisoner ID on the back, it'll get extorted or outright stolen within days if he's in with any other prisoners rather then in the Hole. And so it should be. Motherfuckers don't deserve shit.
 

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Depending on the jail/prison there's a good chance he can get a handheld gaming system or tablet, that will most likely get scammed from him by an inmate and they will use up all of the hours, or batteries before giving it back. If he can somehow keep his hands on it, it will be like the soft exile when he lived in flipnote hatana land on his DS. He will just live in his shitty chinese cookie cutter rip off clone games, coloring sonichu into whatever bullshit universe he's day dreaming about. There's zero chance of him putting on ponies in prison, nobody will give him control of the television, and there's no fucking way they will take his request.

I'd love to see him walk down in gen pop and put on my little pony in prison however. He will end up in the infirmary with a melted toothbrush lodged in his taint


Call me a tard if I'm sounding like one... but would Chris be able to get paper and pens on the cheap from the commisary and produce some sonichu content?

Dunno how prison system works. What's the deal with publishing stuff as inmate? Always wondered about this, say a writer gets pegged for tax stuff/misgendering someone but is well behaved enough to be granted certain privileges, could they get their work out there? Or would Chris need to bribe Tyrone to stick sonichu pages up his arse like a low risk low reward drug mule?
 

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Chris could mail them out like any other inmate.

They tend to read inmates letters, and the thought of some poor CO being paid 9$ an hour for looking at Sonichu drawings being mailed out and reading crazy ween shit in the letters Chris would get, is kinda depressing.
 

The Dude

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Call me a tard if I'm sounding like one... but would Chris be able to get paper and pens on the cheap from the commisary and produce some sonichu content?

Dunno how prison system works. What's the deal with publishing stuff as inmate? Always wondered about this, say a writer gets pegged for tax stuff/misgendering someone but is well behaved enough to be granted certain privileges, could they get their work out there? Or would Chris need to bribe Tyrone to stick sonichu pages up his arse like a low risk low reward drug mule?

Paper and writing utensils are usually approved materials for jail and prison inmates to have in their possession, unless they are in a Super Max type situation, a major suicide risk, or have a history of violence on the inside and will use whatever they can get their hands on as a weapon. Chris wouldn't have much trouble getting paper and pencils. I don't know about crayons, markers, or colored pens for art. It's definitely possible. And there have been several people in the American prison system who have published materials while inside. I think the only stipulations are that anything they give someone to publish on their behalf has to be cleared through the prison, just to ensure they aren't sending messages to people on the outside to carry out murders or other crimes, and depending on what the inmate's crime is they can't publish anything pertaining to their crime or about any victims. They legally can't benefit financially by publishing "their story" if it involves the crime that put them away depending on the crime, the victims, etc. IIRC. But if Chris were allowed to have coloring utensils, felt inclined to continue the comic, and had someone willing to come get the completed materials and post them on the internet for him, then I don't think there would be any problem with that as long as he follows those rules.
 

Mason Verger

was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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They tend to read inmates letters, and the thought of some poor CO being paid 9$ an hour for looking at Sonichu drawings being mailed out and reading crazy ween shit in the letters Chris would get, is kinda depressing.
Depressing is the fact that we’ve been doing it for years for free lol
 

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Paper and writing utensils are usually approved materials for jail and prison inmates to have in their possession, unless they are in a Super Max type situation, a major suicide risk, or have a history of violence on the inside and will use whatever they can get their hands on as a weapon. Chris wouldn't have much trouble getting paper and pencils. I don't know about crayons, markers, or colored pens for art. It's definitely possible. And there have been several people in the American prison system who have published materials while inside. I think the only stipulations are that anything they give someone to publish on their behalf has to be cleared through the prison, just to ensure they aren't sending messages to people on the outside to carry out murders or other crimes, and depending on what the inmate's crime is they can't publish anything pertaining to their crime or about any victims. They legally can't benefit financially by publishing "their story" if it involves the crime that put them away depending on the crime, the victims, etc. IIRC. But if Chris were allowed to have coloring utensils, felt inclined to continue the comic, and had someone willing to come get the completed materials and post them on the internet for him, then I don't think there would be any problem with that as long as he follows those rules.

Let's just hope Barbchu is different enough from the source material then.
 

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Time for the latest round of "Barb isn't dead yet" pictures from Chris's Facebook page.

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How the fuck would you manage to get a boner, let alone keeping it, looking at that?!?

Chris fucking Barb isn’t just sick as fuck, it’s a goddamn triumph of the degenerate will over everything normal and healthy.

And Chris had his little “romps in the hay” every three days. Wtf?!?
 

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How the fuck would you manage to get a boner, let alone keeping it, looking at that?!?

Chris fucking Barb isn’t just sick as fuck, it’s a goddamn triumph of the degenerate will over everything normal and healthy.

And Chris had his little “romps in the hay” every three days. Wtf?!?

Hay is a good absorbent, maybe it soaked up some of the smell
 

Chan the Wizard

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Literal convicted serial killers and child rapists are able to draw and paint and send the works out, Chris will be allowed to as well. It’s doubtful because he’s lazy but the boredom might have him produce new Sonichu issues. Tyronechu and Aryannationschu will no doubt be interesting additions.
If Chris is lucky he’ll end up in protective custody, otherwise he’s going to be recycling a lot of semen.
 

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Literal convicted serial killers and child rapists are able to draw and paint and send the works out, Chris will be allowed to as well. It’s doubtful because he’s lazy but the boredom might have him produce new Sonichu issues. Tyronechu and Aryannationschu will no doubt be interesting additions.
If Chris is lucky he’ll end up in protective custody, otherwise he’s going to be recycling a lot of semen.

I personally look forward to Sonichu: The Prison Chronicles, which will probably end in Chris being elected warden for life thanks to his new friends: The Electric Motorcycle HellAngelchu and Rahowachu.
 
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