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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    2.7%
  2. Barb

    3.1%
  3. Sonichu

    12.0%
  4. Bob's corpse

    5.9%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    62.8%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    15.4%
  7. Cole Smithey

    5.1%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.8%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.0%
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  1. Or if it was Quinn who made the post, since that would line up with her purported interests. Many of Chris' messages from his accounts have conveniently become very coherent since the start of their 'complicated' relationship.
     
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  2. Gotta have his money up front now I guess. I think it's only gonna reduce his patrons once the wèens following him realize they can't cancel their pledge before the end of the month.
     
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  3. Chris is talking to himself again...

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  4. It always struck me as odd that Patreon lets you access members only stuff BEFORE the first payment tbh.
     
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  5. Yes Chris, having your boobs exposed definetly aids in armor defense. Is this in response to someone or is he just tweeting into the autistic void again?
     
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  6. That's fucking stupid and makes no sense (just like everything else Chris believes). It sounds like some pseudo-intellectual bullshit excuse some sexist guy would come up with so he doesn't seem sexist for liking games/anime featuring nearly naked women in it. Or Hideo Kojima's rationale for having Quiet wearing nearly nothing in MGSV:TPP when feminists complained.
     
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  7. He needs to stop poppin Valium.
     
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  8. Female soul and mind, everyone!
     
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  9. He was talking with Merry.

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  10. The best armor in games is the one that shows off the boobs, because "freedom of movement"

    In other words, armor is worthless, because the most freedom of movement is without armor.
     
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  11. Sure. There's an old joke about scantily clad females in video games and movies and how the higher your level/abilities are the less armor covers your body. Mostly I remember it being joked about in Warcraft circles because the top tier armor sets for female characters barely covered anything and looked completely unfunctional. Chris is trying to justify or explain how it could actually be possible for a bikini as armor to protect you from damage. It's just :autism:
     
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  12. NAOOOOOO!

    Do they do drug tests for tugboat qualification?
     
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  13. Since when is Chris into games that aren't platformers, Pokemon or wheel of fortune games?

    I'll bet you he has never played an RPG, or heck: Any game with armor mechanics in his life.

    The only reason he knows about it, is clearly because it's fap material for him.

    He's basically using his armored chick fap material to creep on a young girl here.

    Smooth!
     
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  14. Hello, Gaming Police here. Chris has played a bit of DC Universe Online, and a handful of shooters with RPG-style mechanics. Just doing my job, sir.
     
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  15. Sounds like something Wu would say if she wouldn't sperg about sexism
     
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  16. Chris thinks feminine armor that's highly revealing is the strongest because it supports the "free da nipple" movement
     
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  17. don't have to worry about armor strength if you don't get hit at all
     
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  18. It's enchanted. That's the only explanation.
     
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