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Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015.

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  1. So how many days until fake surgery?
     
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  2. I think we're in single digits now. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it's nine days away until his imaginary surgery.
     
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  3. It supposedly falls on 25th May.
     
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    Try harder Phil.

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  5. Yes Phil, Israel is causing the violence.

    I think he meant Hamas is tricking and inciting the Palestinian peoples .

    How uninformed of you Phil.
     
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  6. Let’s be honest, Trump and Phil getting into a shit-talking fight would be the single funniest human achievement.

    Too bad you’re right in that it could never happen.
     
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  7. Well given how Trump likes to fire back at people on Twitter when they talk about him (good or bad), all Phil would really need to do is open a Twitter account, figure out how the thing works (which would probably take him a week, after claiming that Twitter is against him and proud latinx lesbian souls because he's too stupid to ask for help) then either @ or DM Trump and start talking shit. Either that or he can redo the McCain drawing that almost landed him in hot water with the FBI/CIA.if Phil did that, not only would Trump reply to him, but he will also get anothr visit from the FBI partyvan.
     
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  8. If you follow enough crumbs to get back to the plate you'll often find more crumbs to work on because Phil isn't the kinda guy just to have a single slice of cake. When you find the plate he's troughing from or has troughed from you often find trails leading back to things he's done on not so commonly known places, and that leads to interesting discoveries.

    To be honest, I think she's less adept at manipulation rather than she's not of that mentality, I think if she was more skilled at emotional manipulation she'd far exceed barb. She manipulated a young Phil quite well it's when Phil wasn't so dependant on her the power wained and combined with how he get's worked up he chimped out and hit her.

    Phil needs someone to blame for his own failings, anyone but himself will do it's why the SJW and left-leaning political ideologies speak to him as they all rely on shifting the blame onto others about issues that you and you alone are responsible for.
     
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  10. So his mother is mentally challenged?
     
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  11. Not exactly, he's physically disabled in some way (I think she limps) but mentally she is fine.
     
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  12. Phil might live, but only if he gets to the hospital soon after the infection sets in and the doctors are able to get the right antibiotics in him. And that depends on what kind of infection he gets and if he isn't one of those people who doesn't respond well to antibiotics/the infection isn't resistant to antibiotics. It would be pretty ironic if the only resistance Phil ever engaged in was his body resisting the medical treatments intended to eliminate the infection raging deep in his abdomen.

    Of course, Phil would actually have to go through SRS surgery for that to happen, and not just be lying to us again.
     
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  13. Sorry, Phil. My amended statement reads, “God, imagine that. Getting permanent and irreversible surgery you don’t even want just to get one over on Kiwi Farms.”
     
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  14. What we really ought to do is start a crowdfunding campaign to cover the therapy costs for any medical personnel who are professionally obligated to look at Phil's gangrene and semen encrusted crotch area.
     
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  15. Phil will live for Kiwi Farms; Phil will die for Kiwi Farms. This is his lot in life.

    Edit:
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  16. Will he be more disappointed by no one from here showing up, or no one showing up to stop the people from here who won't show up?
     
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  17. What the hell is M25? What’s OHSU? I’m trying to be intimidated, but it’s just not happening.
     
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  18. May 25th. The day of his fake surgery
     
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  19. Silly Phil
    The Kiwis aren't outside the hospital
    We're inside waiting with the tard wrangling gear.
    This is all an elaborate ruse
     
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  20. Incidentally:

     
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