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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 149 8.1%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 145 7.8%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 127 6.9%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 61 3.3%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 768 41.5%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 105 5.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 56 3.0%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 73 3.9%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 177 9.6%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 189 10.2%

  • Total voters
    1,849

Spergichu

Son, you've got a way to fall
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Chris wanted to be a godes is like a child wanted to be an adult for the same reason: To do whatever he wants.
Being adult is enough to fulfill that.
But being an adult also entails gross responsibilities like paying icky bills and not being a blight on society. Being a goddess means you don’t have to deal with any of those bad icky things
 

The Fresno Nightcrawler

oh god im so wide
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I make no apologies for any of this below. I need answers and haven't been logged in for a while.

Why doesn't fat ass stop merging two ENTIRE DIMENSIONS all at once, and maybe bring in the vehicle from that crappy old non-Bill Murray Ghostbusters cartoon he likes so much or some other vehicle so he has a free ride? You know, demonstrate his ability to something, anything. Maybe an autobot from the Transformers like Tracks or Prowl so he can ride in style. He wouldn't even have to drive and it would act as a high tech robotic chariot for his delusional ego.

Do things small at first. One chunk of universe at a time. One character at a time. One idea at a time. Hell, have him bring in an android or robot as a helper for starters as well. Maybe Sergeant Slaughter from G. I. Joe as an athletic coach that it seems a deity who has the power to merge dimensions needs for odd reasons. Maybe bring in an anime character. I WOULD REALLY LOVE KEN FROM FIST OF THE NORTH STAR TO BE MY BUDDY IN THE MERGE. HAVE HIM DO THAT. How about a phaser from Star Trek? A light saber or blaster from Star Wars? How about bring in Optimus Prime from the Transformers? How about a real working Harry Pooter wand that works and also vibrates for the ladies? How about demonstrate his ability by turning whiny guys into vampires that sparkle in the daylight so brain dead morally repulsive ugly chicks can get laid by their fantasies? ONE CHARACTER. ONE ITEM. ONE ANYTHING. Even Jesus did things like turn water into wine before He started His ministry to help others. Put the hell up or go to work, Fat Bottom.

Going to the bathroom involves removing waste in a straight line, not an entire substance built up at one time and pushed out your small hole as a horizontal massive wall. That would hurt. Even a baby comes out head first and then goes from there. Can you fight Dracula from Symphony of the Night at level 1? Can you beat the final four in Pokemon with a level 5 Charmander? How about bring in just one building like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory so has an infinite supply of candy to make him fatter? Put the factory in Africa so kids so skinny two of them can fit inside one of his fat arms can eat this Thursday.

Why does this 'god,' who is deciding our fates for us, need a dimensional life coach?
Why can't he merge his mind permanently with repaired brain cells so he loses his autism?
Remake his face so he's a new creation and can go out without being recognized and get a job?
Transform every fat cell into muscle finely toned so he looks better than the best of badasses?
Why can't anyone make him get a job, but he can decide our fates for us?
The God of the Bible makes moral demands, both of character and of faith. Can this 'god' grant wishes as he's making demands on how we're going to live after this merge? Can I have a real life Star Ship Enterprise from the early movies? Can I? Puh-weeease?
If he can remake dimensions by merging them can he heal the sick? Give sight to the blind? Make it that I don't suffer horribly at Terrible Tuesday Taco night at the bar?

Even a street magician has to prove himself doing card tricks on the street corner until he's picked up for a local magic show or works kids' parties. Work your way up like leveling up a Pokemon. I would say that's a good start before two entire dimensions. - Thus spoke Wraithathustra Takeoffyourbrastra.

~

While we're thinking about this nonsense, merging two dimensions would seem to require the ability to know all of the pieces involved in two entire puzzles that are dimensionally sized. If you're putting a puzzle together you need to see this piece is a sky and cloud piece so you don't try to stick it next to the buffalo piece that goes near the center of the picture. So if he claims he can do this merge "soon," he should be able to see all the pieces and places now of all dimensions.

With this I wonder, has he seen every planet in existence in this dimension to know if there are aliens out there? I need to know if there are cat girls with long hair and big boobs! I also need to know if I have to buy more magazines for my guns in case there are space fox girls.
Don't trust 'em. They move into your neighborhoods and the property values go down and they eat all your chickens.

Does he know where the lost souls of real and imagined people that have disappeared, and every mystery's answers are because he's seen everything? Where is Santa Claus? Big Foot? Every xenomorph in the mind of weirdos. Where did Ridley Scott's talent disappear to? Why didn't he warn us our Earth scientists were about to find thousands of galaxies recently? Where is Amelia Earhart's body? Is Chelsea Clinton a reptilian space baby from the planet Gorcha? Will studly Wraith ever tell Flat Lives Matter activist Jill Woodrow on These Are The Days Of My Colon that he's in love with a woman with a massive rack unlike Jill who is three dimensional and yet with a two dimensional chest? Will the video game: Aliens Versus Butter 4 ever be released or is it vaporware? Is there a hidden version of Final Fasntasy 15 that's actually good? Will Bethesda, Ubisoft, Activision, Blizzard, Electronic Arts and Happy Soft merge together to become Devastator, the green and purple robot video game making monstrosity of all monstrosities? Will Wraith ever overcome his terrific need to be remarkably irritatingly handsome and exhaustingly silly?

~

Just tossin' out heretical ideas here. I'VE HAD CAFFEINE!

If Chris walks the corridors of time between two entire dimensions, maybe he knows where every tug boat is and he can have all of that come in at once as a demonstration of his power so he has, oh I don't know, $50,000 in US dollars coming a month or more in tug boat money for his new church for people to worship him as he obviously wants. Or maybe 3 billion dollars in space aliens star bucks from the planet Outhisanus so he can create a Sonichu United Cosmos Earth Defense Fleet where he can sit his fat ass on bridge of the flagship the SS Diaper Rash defending his stake in the universes he supposedly controls from peoples and aliens across two dimensions trying to make him work for a living, improve his flawed godly character and exercise.

If the dimension with fictional crap is real, why doesn't it have colors in the visible and non-visible light spectrum that we don't have? If they do, what are they? How would our eyes and brain register them? Describe them. Make an inter-dimensional crayola box of crayons and impress us.

I feel like listening to Chris about all this mess after all this time is trying to watch HD videos or play HD video games, doing either of which online but through an old Atari 2600.

Also this morning I feel like Bill Mays from the old PVCC just throwing out ideas here, people!
I'm sincerely tired of all of this. I'm not interested in hurting Chris but someone needs to take off their belt and give him a whuppin' behind the woodshed.

One last question: Does Borb realize she's changed 'god's' diapers when he was young like Mary did when she was caring for Jesus when He was a baby? Was Chris' diapers full of an ungodly mess or holy s~?

If you don't get this entire unnecessary silly ass rant is about me wanting someone to confront Chris on a deep and personal level, yet with kindness of all things, without him able to escape answering for things as I'm exhausted of all this, and you mistakenly think I'm being stupid and taking this too seriously, then you are not ready for Wraith prime time.
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Stephanie Bustcakes

This is what Chris actually believes
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Lol calm down bud.

Question: What if Chris was raised as a athletic child growing up? Will we see a football equivalent of Sonichu?
Being raised as an athletic child wouldn't have made a difference. Borb tried to raise him as a straight male, but that didn't make him one. If Chris had been forced to play sports from an early age he would have failed at them do to his hypotonia and laziness. The coach may have tried at first to put him in the game out of pity and Bob's insistence, but after so many games where Chris would waddle onto the field and not pay attention and instead play pretend with his imaginary friends, The coach would stop trying and put in someone who actually wanted to be there. He'd have ended up playing gameboy on the bench every game.
 

Ryotaro Dojima

Alcoholic single dad looking for love
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I make no apologies for any of this below. I need answers and haven't been logged in for a while.

Why doesn't fat ass stop merging two ENTIRE DIMENSIONS all at once, and maybe bring in the vehicle from that crappy old non-Bill Murray Ghostbusters cartoon he likes so much or some other vehicle so he has a free ride? You know, demonstrate his ability to something, anything. Maybe an autobot from the Transformers like Tracks or Prowl so he can ride in style. He wouldn't even have to drive and it would act as a high tech robotic chariot for his delusional ego.

Do things small at first. One chunk of universe at a time. One character at a time. One idea at a time. Hell, have him bring in an android or robot as a helper for starters as well. Maybe Sergeant Slaughter from G. I. Joe as an athletic coach that it seems a deity who has the power to merge dimensions needs for odd reasons. Maybe bring in an anime character. I WOULD REALLY LOVE KEN FROM FIST OF THE NORTH STAR TO BE MY BUDDY IN THE MERGE. HAVE HIM DO THAT. How about a phaser from Star Trek? A light saber or blaster from Star Wars? How about bring in Optimus Prime from the Transformers? How about a real working Harry Pooter wand that works and also vibrates for the ladies? How about demonstrate his ability by turning whiny guys into vampires that sparkle in the daylight so brain dead morally repulsive ugly chicks can get laid by their fantasies? ONE CHARACTER. ONE ITEM. ONE ANYTHING. Even Jesus did things like turn water into wine before He started His ministry to help others. Put the hell up or go to work, Fat Bottom.

Going to the bathroom involves removing waste in a straight line, not an entire substance built up at one time and pushed out your small hole as a horizontal massive wall. That would hurt. Even a baby comes out head first and then goes from there. Can you fight Dracula from Symphony of the Night at level 1? Can you beat the final four in Pokemon with a level 5 Charmander? How about bring in just one building like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory so has an infinite supply of candy to make him fatter? Put the factory in Africa so kids so skinny two of them can fit inside one of his fat arms can eat this Thursday.

Why does this 'god,' who is deciding our fates for us, need a dimensional life coach?
Why can't he merge his mind permanently with repaired brain cells so he loses his autism?
Remake his face so he's a new creation and can go out without being recognized and get a job?
Transform every fat cell into muscle finely toned so he looks better than the best of badasses?
Why can't anyone make him get a job, but he can decide our fates for us?
The God of the Bible makes moral demands, both of character and of faith. Can this 'god' grant wishes as he's making demands on how we're going to live after this merge? Can I have a real life Star Ship Enterprise from the early movies? Can I? Puh-weeease?
If he can remake dimensions by merging them can he heal the sick? Give sight to the blind? Make it that I don't suffer horribly at Terrible Tuesday Taco night at the bar?

Even a street magician has to prove himself doing card tricks on the street corner until he's picked up for a local magic show or works kids' parties. Work your way up like leveling up a Pokemon. I would say that's a good start before two entire dimensions. - Thus spoke Wraithathustra Takeoffyourbrastra.

~

While we're thinking about this nonsense, merging two dimensions would seem to require the ability to know all of the pieces involved in two entire puzzles that are dimensionally sized. If you're putting a puzzle together you need to see this piece is a sky and cloud piece so you don't try to stick it next to the buffalo piece that goes near the center of the picture. So if he claims he can do this merge "soon," he should be able to see all the pieces and places now of all dimensions.

With this I wonder, has he seen every planet in existence in this dimension to know if there are aliens out there? I need to know if there are cat girls with long hair and big boobs! I also need to know if I have to buy more magazines for my guns in case there are space fox girls.
Don't trust 'em. They move into your neighborhoods and the property values go down and they eat all your chickens.

Does he know where the lost souls of real and imagined people that have disappeared, and every mystery's answers are because he's seen everything? Where is Santa Claus? Big Foot? Every xenomorph in the mind of weirdos. Where did Ridley Scott's talent disappear to? Why didn't he warn us our Earth scientists were about to find thousands of galaxies recently? Where is Amelia Earhart's body? Is Chelsea Clinton a reptilian space baby from the planet Gorcha? Will studly Wraith ever tell Flat Lives Matter activist Jill Woodrow on These Are The Days Of My Colon that he's in love with a woman with a massive rack unlike Jill who is three dimensional and yet with a two dimensional chest? Will the video game: Aliens Versus Butter 4 ever be released or is it vaporware? Is there a hidden version of Final Fasntasy 15 that's actually good? Will Bethesda, Ubisoft, Activision, Blizzard, Electronic Arts and Happy Soft merge together to become Devastator, the green and purple robot video game making monstrosity of all monstrosities? Will Wraith ever overcome his terrific need to be remarkably irritatingly handsome and exhaustingly silly?

~

Just tossin' out heretical ideas here. I'VE HAD CAFFEINE!

If Chris walks the corridors of time between two entire dimensions, maybe he knows where every tug boat is and he can have all of that come in at once as a demonstration of his power so he has, oh I don't know, $50,000 in US dollars coming a month or more in tug boat money for his new church for people to worship him as he obviously wants. Or maybe 3 billion dollars in space aliens star bucks from the planet Outhisanus so he can create a Sonichu United Cosmos Earth Defense Fleet where he can sit his fat ass on bridge of the flagship the SS Diaper Rash defending his stake in the universes he supposedly controls from peoples and aliens across two dimensions trying to make him work for a living, improve his flawed godly character and exercise.

If the dimension with fictional crap is real, why doesn't it have colors in the visible and non-visible light spectrum that we don't have? If they do, what are they? How would our eyes and brain register them? Describe them. Make an inter-dimensional crayola box of crayons and impress us.

I feel like listening to Chris about all this mess after all this time is trying to watch HD videos or play HD video games, doing either of which online but through an old Atari 2600.

Also this morning I feel like Bill Mays from the old PVCC just throwing out ideas here, people!
I'm sincerely tired of all of this. I'm not interested in hurting Chris but someone needs to take off their belt and give him a whuppin' behind the woodshed.

One last question: Does Borb realize she's changed 'god's' diapers when he was young like Mary did when she was caring for Jesus when He was a baby? Was Chris' diapers full of an ungodly mess or holy s~?

If you don't get this entire unnecessary silly ass rant is about me wanting someone to confront Chris on a deep and personal level, yet with kindness of all things, without him able to escape answering for things as I'm exhausted of all this, and you mistakenly think I'm being stupid and taking this too seriously, then you are not ready for Wraith prime time.
Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
 

Webby's Boyfriend

we are the 40%
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If one combines the many worlds interpretation of modal realism with the simulation hypothesis and throws quantum bifurcation in, Chris' believes about him being mayor of CWCville "in real life" and the Dimensional Merge could be true, though of course only to some extent and not like Chris thinks. Of course, that is highly speculative and astronomically unlikely.
 

troon patrol

Nazi Ghost of Scott Weiland
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Will/has Chris chan affected how the united states views mentally compromised people and government intervention? Has he changed your views? I see chris as a reason for social program reform, I wonder if anyone else feels the same. I question whether the "tugboat" keeps him from being homeless or just enables him to cause trouble with "idle hands" I think we can all agree the "chris chan experiment" is all wrong but, could this have been preventented by mandatory monthly meetings with a social worker, maybe "welfare to work" program? As a younger man I had more empathy towards people, the older I get the more I understand national socialism as opposed to simply socialism.
 

Replicant Sasquatch

Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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Will/has Chris chan affected how the united states views mentally compromised people and government intervention? Has he changed your views? I see chris as a reason for social program reform, I wonder if anyone else feels the same. I question whether the "tugboat" keeps him from being homeless or just enables him to cause trouble with "idle hands" I think we can all agree the "chris chan experiment" is all wrong but, could this have been preventented by mandatory monthly meetings with a social worker, maybe "welfare to work" program? As a younger man I had more empathy towards people, the older I get the more I understand national socialism as opposed to simply socialism.
There are many thousands of white trash junkies receiving and abusing SSI in this country and dressing like a clown doesn't make Chris worse than them. Chris's tugboat is a drop in the bucket and he's nowhere near as destructive with it than most. He isn't buying meth with it.
 

troon patrol

Nazi Ghost of Scott Weiland
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There are many thousands of white trash junkies receiving and abusing SSI in this country and dressing like a clown doesn't make Chris worse than them. Chris's tugboat is a drop in the bucket and he's nowhere near as destructive with it than most. He isn't buying meth with it.

My point being is he's been heavily documented, graduating high-school completing a traditional course of education and even at least attending a junior college and yet he will never contribute anything intentionally to society. I hardly disagree with you on SSI being abused but, I think you misunderstand the question. We have the entire story, chris is effectively contributed everything to society he will. I won't go into the semantics of whether/when chris could have held a custodial job 4-5 years ago but, I'm asking the question say something immediately after highschool if the state had a vocational program for janetorial work or something similar, low trust menial labor; would chris be the chris we know? We he be better off, would society? Your opinion, please.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch

Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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My point being is he's been heavily documented, graduating high-school completing a traditional course of education and even at least attending a junior college and yet he will never contribute anything intentionally to society. I hardly disagree with you on SSI being abused but, I think you misunderstand the question. We have the entire story, chris is effectively contributed everything to society he will. I won't go into the semantics of whether/when chris could have held a custodial job 4-5 years ago but, I'm asking the question say something immediately after highschool if the state had a vocational program for janetorial work or something similar, low trust menial labor; would chris be the chris we know? We he be better off, would society? Your opinion, please.
He'd shit himself and do nothing and then get released from the program for shitting himself and doing nothing.
 

Pointless Pedant

Waiting in queue for 2b2t
True & Honest Fan
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There are many thousands of white trash junkies receiving and abusing SSI in this country and dressing like a clown doesn't make Chris worse than them. Chris's tugboat is a drop in the bucket and he's nowhere near as destructive with it than most. He isn't buying meth with it.
Agreed. Welfare leeches are ten a penny, and at least Chris gives us some entertainment in exchange. Most don't even offer that.
 

Argh My Cigar

Dwi wedi meddwi'n chwil
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Being raised as an athletic child wouldn't have made a difference. Borb tried to raise him as a straight male, but that didn't make him one. If Chris had been forced to play sports from an early age he would have failed at them do to his hypotonia and laziness. The coach may have tried at first to put him in the game out of pity and Bob's insistence, but after so many games where Chris would waddle onto the field and not pay attention and instead play pretend with his imaginary friends, The coach would stop trying and put in someone who actually wanted to be there. He'd have ended up playing gameboy on the bench every game.
I knew some lower-middle functioning ‘tard in High School who definitely came from a sports-loving household. He was super into baseball, hockey, football, etc. The big problem? He loved being a fan of sports, not playing them. The coaches would sometimes take pity on him and bring him out as “the secret weapon” during matches, but only if it was late in the game and they were 100% going to win regardless.

Bob introduced Chris to the Commodore 64 at a young age because he thought he’d grow up to be technical minded like him, but all that happened was him imprinting his autism on Sonic and Pokemon. Chris‘s situation reminds me of that kid I knew— he’s a fan of technology for the entertainment value, not because he wants to understand it at a deeper level, because that requires effort. He thinks designing video games is a fun colorful process akin to arts & crafts. This is basically what they tell ‘tards who have no chance of actually working in the industry in order to not hurt their feelings.

The difference is that Chris claims to be an autist, and unlike ‘tards, autists can at least contribute meaningfully to society if they direct their autism at something useful.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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If Chris has this power, most of us are all be dead
In that series, the only one who can stop that serial killer is an old man with the same powers as him.
 

ScrappyLobsterchu

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Why do you guys think we haven't seen much of any of Chris's characters other than Magi Chan lately? He made all of those cards and I Don't think we saw cards of the Chaotic Combo or other original sonichu characters, they've also been missing from his recent drawings and information about them has been minimal on his twitter.
 

Second Missing Primarch

Magnus Did Nothing Wrong
True & Honest Fan
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Why do you guys think we haven't seen much of any of Chris's characters other than Magi Chan lately? He made all of those cards and I Don't think we saw cards of the Chaotic Combo or other original sonichu characters, they've also been missing from his recent drawings and information about them has been minimal on his twitter.
Some people have suggested it's because the ideafags ruined them for Chris, which seems plausible considering how seriously he took a lot of the other bullshit they fed him. I tend to believe it's because they can't feed into his current delusions the way Magi-Chan does. Magi-Chan, after all, is an omnipotent psychic who can do whatever Chris's fantasies require him to do. Compared to that, the rest of the Combo are just a bunch of useless shitty recolors, so of course he doesn't have time for them anymore. Probably the only reason Sonichu and Rosechu haven't disappeared is because they came first and Chris feels loyal to them on that basis alone.
 

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