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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 149 8.0%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 146 7.9%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 127 6.9%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 61 3.3%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 768 41.5%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 106 5.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 56 3.0%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 73 3.9%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 177 9.6%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 190 10.3%

  • Total voters
    1,852

GherkinRealness

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To think it was only a few years ago that Chris still had the awareness to know he couldn't avoid reality forever.

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At what point is your house considered to still be a home when everything that stresses you out in life takes place in that vicinity, day in, day out, 24/7, 365 days a year excluding cons?

No wonder he's scraping for any semblance of happiness in his make believe world.
 

troon patrol

Nazi Ghost of Scott Weiland
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Assuming Barb even know the true extent of the amount of KNOWLEDGE that there is of her autismo son...Look, us farm users are just... guys, okay? Mrs. Weston? She's The Devil. Y'know, she is — she's smarter than us, she's luckier than us. Whatever we think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact, reverse, opposite is gonna happen! Okay?
Y'know... I've seen a few alzeimerd out folks, the dead look in their faces and even the motor skills they operate around, and I've heard it from Null and a few others she was and remains a master manipulator but, if she's fooling me of what I've seen of her on video the last few years I'm mailing her a fucking oscar and letter of congratulations because, she's better than Anthony Hopkins.
 

The handsome tard

So I scoop out his eyeballs with the spoon...
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Y'know... I've seen a few alzeimerd out folks, the dead look in their faces and even the motor skills they operate around, and I've heard it from Null and a few others she was and remains a master manipulator but, if she's fooling me of what I've seen of her on video the last few years I'm mailing her a fucking oscar and letter of congratulations because, she's better than Anthony Hopkins.
:'( SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!......SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!:mad:
 

Mason Verger

was she a great big healthy at any size person?
True & Honest Fan
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Y'know... I've seen a few alzeimerd out folks, the dead look in their faces and even the motor skills they operate around, and I've heard it from Null and a few others she was and remains a master manipulator but, if she's fooling me of what I've seen of her on video the last few years I'm mailing her a fucking oscar and letter of congratulations because, she's better than Anthony Hopkins.
She definitely looks like she has dementia, but here’s the thing: shes really old and really southern. Old people sometimes don’t know how to talk to a camera, so they speak all monotone and stare derectly at the lens because they didn’t grow up with that shit in their face. Second point being she’s got a slow southern drawl, probably her natural family accent that she suppressed in order to not sound like the daughter of a bootlegger.
 

Tecumseh

Fren of the Frens.
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Why did Rosechu always use to have droopy eyes?
And how come in the first couple issues all the EHPs had horizontal jelly bean noses?
 

Floop

Accidental Spy Kids reference
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He'll make a video declaring jihad on papa johns or playstation or twitter for being banned making death threats or something, and in the middle of the video he'll stroke out or heart failure bash his head on his desk the way down and be found the next day.
It would be like the blarms protests, where he talks about slitting the developers throats with his fingernails, then when people accused him of death threats he was like like “N-No, I... I didn’t mean it like that, I never made any death threats, I don’t wanna kill anyone.”
 

Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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When has Chris ever said Vidya? That gets joked about a lot but I’ve never heard actual footage of him saying it.
I think it's cause vidya is a meme word for video game and Chris spends a lot of money on video games that he claims was going to go to helping his family.
 
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Second Missing Primarch

Magnus Did Nothing Wrong
True & Honest Fan
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Other than occasional shopping and going long distance to cons, does Chris socialize in person anymore? I haven't heard word of him attending Impulse or even the local Pride in a really long time, as far as I know he isn't banned from the night clubs. He was banned from that one game store. Is he just not talking about where he's going online anymore, aside from the cons, because he's smartened up a bit or have people just not found his new hang out spots yet?
He appears to have discarded nearly all of his physical hangout spots about the time the ideafags and the teen troon squad got their claws into him and convinced him the merge was a thing. Who needs real life when you can just delusionally fantasize about being a setsy big-titted goddess living in magic pony land with all your imaginary friends?

That said, he'd already been banned from The End for being a sped and got kicked out of Anytime Fitness due to a combination of belching and farting constantly/wèens calling the place to 'warn' management about him. It's not a stretch to imagine he was on thin ice at his other haunts.
 

No.

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He appears to have discarded nearly all of his physical hangout spots about the time the ideafags and the teen troon squad got their claws into him and convinced him the merge was a thing. Who needs real life when you can just delusionally fantasize about being a setsy big-titted goddess living in magic pony land with all your imaginary friends?

That said, he'd already been banned from The End for being a sped and got kicked out of Anytime Fitness due to a combination of belching and farting constantly/wèens calling the place to 'warn' management about him. It's not a stretch to imagine he was on thin ice at his other haunts.
It's really a shame. I know Chris is great at getting himself banned from anywhere he hangs out for any length of time, but the kiddos don't need to help things along. I'd have liked to see more Sick Gains Chris.
 

Second Missing Primarch

Magnus Did Nothing Wrong
True & Honest Fan
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It's really a shame. I know Chris is great at getting himself banned from anywhere he hangs out for any length of time, but the kiddos don't need to help things along. I'd have liked to see more Sick Gains Chris.
He claimed he was going to a different Anytime location in Charlottesville at one point, but given how lazy he is, I have my doubts.
 

Cedric_Eff

No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat.
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What if Chris didn’t meet the bear animatronic that called him Christian?
 

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