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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 149 8.0%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 146 7.9%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 127 6.9%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 61 3.3%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 768 41.4%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 106 5.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 56 3.0%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 74 4.0%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 177 9.6%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 190 10.3%

  • Total voters
    1,853

The Last Stand

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True & Honest Fan
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8. Influence a list like this.

You couldn't originally bother to do 10 either.

1.- Punch Barb in the face
2.- Ask Barb to beg for money online
3.- Self-inflicted taint wound
4.- Burned his own house down
5.- Record himself drinking his own recycled navy
6.- Mace with pepperspray a GameStop employee
7.- Shove up his medallion up his ass
 

DootDoot55

Craniorectal Demon from the Fourth Dimension
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I have been following chris life for some years now, and he never stop surprising me.
I know some terrible shit he has done before, but I don't know/recall them all, can u give me a hand with this? I will leave the ones I remember:

1.- Punch Barb in the face
2.- Ask Barb to beg for money online
3.- Self-inflicted taint wound
4.- Burned his own house down
5.- Record himself drinking his own recycled navy
6.- Mace with pepperspray a GameStop employee
7.- Shove up his medallion up his ass

What is your worst?
Niggers and w.e.e.n.s that post shit like this
 

Ryotaro Dojima

Alcoholic single dad looking for love
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I have been following chris life for some years now, and he never stop surprising me.
I know some terrible shit he has done before, but I don't know/recall them all, can u give me a hand with this? I will leave the ones I remember:

1.- Punch Barb in the face
2.- Ask Barb to beg for money online
3.- Self-inflicted taint wound
4.- Burned his own house down
5.- Record himself drinking his own recycled navy
6.- Mace with pepperspray a GameStop employee
7.- Shove up his medallion up his ass

What is your worst?
For the love of god, lurk more.
 

Syaoran Li

Disney Delenda Est
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Would Chris be something of a proto-lolcow? As far as I know, he's the first lolcow ever discovered, and every lolcow seems to share traits with him (i.e., obesity, delusions of godhood, desire for violence, shitty art skills, bad money management, etc.)
Nah.

As others have said, there were internet lolcows before Chris like Spax3. You also had proto-lolcows in the 90's and early 2000's like David Gonterman, Dennis Falk, Usagi Kou, and Michael J. Hirtes (the latter two are still active lolcows today, mind you) and incidents like The Final Fantasy House and the related Sarah Saga.

I'd wager that Chris is the first full-fledged "modern" lolcow instead, and that most of the culture around lolcows in the 2010's came about because of him.

If I had to pick a single individual to be the "Ur-Lolcow" of internet culture, I'd probably say Jack Chick fits the bill as best as any single person can. He was a laughing stock on the internet even in the 90's and Chick Tract parodies were a thing online long before Something Awful made memes out of them.

Chick would also qualify as a pre-internet lolcow since even in the heyday of the Religious Right, Jack Chick was a controversial figure even among fundies because he was a total recluse and because of his ties to John Todd, Alberto Rivera, and Bill Schnoebelen.

Honestly, I'd say Jack Chick is one of the most enduring lolcows of all time since he was actively broadcasting his idiotic insanity to the general public before the internet, was a major target of mockery during the Web 1.0 and Web 1.5 eras, and was still active up until his death in 2016, well into the era of Web 2.0
 

TalmudSperg

New Zealander & Agriculturalist
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Honestly, I'd say Jack Chick is one of the most enduring lolcows of all time since he was actively broadcasting his idiotic insanity to the general public before the internet
Agree. I was evangelical, southern Baptist convention in 1989 (fundamentalist light)
and while I don't remember any Jack Chick on the Net at that time, I had friends IRL who loved him, and thought that giving his tracts out were 100% the best way to tell people about Jesus.
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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Agree. I was evangelical, southern Baptist convention in 1989 (fundamentalist light)
and while I don't remember any Jack Chick on the Net at that time, I had friends IRL who loved him, and thought that giving his tracts out were 100% the best way to tell people about Jesus.
It's especially great when the target of these tracts is already Christian... but not the wacky Jacky type, and someone gives them this stuff.... and said target is like "nigga please!" Some tard used to leave tracts about going to hell all over the apartment gym where I used to live. I must have thrown away a redwood tree worth of those then I got fed up and started drawing dicks on them. Anyone who gives out tracts is a lolcow.
 

BurningPewter

10 Lolcows who are gay - 9 will shock you!
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honest question, is Chris still worth following or entertaining to anyone here? I'm way out of the loop with any of this merge or sockness stuff. and to be honest, I find everything about his delusion beliefs just boring.
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
kiwifarms.net
honest question, is Chris still worth following or entertaining to anyone here? I'm way out of the loop with any of this merge or sockness stuff. and to be honest, I find everything about his delusion beliefs just boring.
You have answered your own question. You don't find his current antics interesting. Don't despair, we have a whole world of lolcows here.
 

Spooky Bones

True & Honest Fan
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honest question, is Chris still worth following or entertaining to anyone here? I'm way out of the loop with any of this merge or sockness stuff. and to be honest, I find everything about his delusion beliefs just boring.
Ugh this hits me in the feels but honestly no. Chris has been on some real bullshit for a long time and not the amusing or interesting kind. I only keep coming back here like a dog to its vomit because I'm somehow invested in it (have been following for a long time)...if something interesting happens it probably won't be coming out of this stuff unless it's Chris getting hospitalized or chimping out blarms style about pony bullshit and you should be able to hop right in if that happens.
 

TrunksFromDragonballGT

Trollshield
kiwifarms.net
honest question, is Chris still worth following or entertaining to anyone here? I'm way out of the loop with any of this merge or sockness stuff. and to be honest, I find everything about his delusion beliefs just boring.
...no. That’s why I’ve been venturing on other subforums on this site catching dumb and autistic ratings.
 

BurningPewter

10 Lolcows who are gay - 9 will shock you!
kiwifarms.net
thanks everyone. I think the last things I really remember of Chris were the Jessica Quinn meltdown and the con where he groped everyone. I still keep an eye on the page...him being friends with those teenagers was mildly amusing I guess
 

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