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Naamaleipuri
Has ugly pecs that creep everybody out
Right now I couldn't. My punch would just kill Sonichu, leaving Chris stranded in C-197 without a body.
Extremely Obvious but considering the recent autistic leaks of those weens with Chris on their Insta, how come Chris has never decided to pick up Instawhore before? In his world he's the beautiful and worldly CPU Goddess of the Inter-dimensional Cpu 197/ Magi Chan, Mewtwo and now Real life Embodiment Of Sonichu ffs, he could post daily images of his universe ramblings accompanied by more vapid images of him looking like a transexual sea cow. (only uglier) Details of the lore and his nonsensical shoutings presumptions of fate for our earth and the merging of different OCs into the bodies of real humans. People would lap that bullshit up if he privatised his account to avoid ween/troll accounts of course, and he'd get the adoration he desperately craves, Its a win win situation on his part. He'll still be an egotistical and Deranged man child with with no real success and improvement In any facet of his reprehensible behaviour. But he'll at least have a genuine crowd of those to pick and choose to listen to his ravings and can rake In positive reception to keep his temper at bay, to prevent him from Going back to opening himself up to more harm and schemed extortion from the current hive of Weens and Clout Chasers that have hounded him for the past few years. Its a Spergy but Hot take I got that could benefit him in the long run I feel.
Has Chris ever visited his high school after graduation? If do, how often?
No. He tried to go to the 10-year reunion, but didn't make it due to the busyness of trolls. Specifically, he wanted to invite his old galpals out on an unofficial version of a 10-year reunion he attemptedly created, but it did not help him in any circumstance whatsoever. 15 years into his graduation from high school and he still can't make it to the 15-year reunion due to his lack of awareness of having to follow the Y2k crowd post-secondary. The only redeeming thing is the Manchester shirt that is not worn in a long time. What about the 20-year "virtual" reunion? He never used Zoom due to the Merge.
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Captain Hank Murph
Captain of Sealab
He skips out Every 5 Fuckin Years.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm thrilled for this upcoming video.
I wonder how Sonichu will spin Chris's disgusting life as a Transsexual Poopmom who we should all worship because of her divine beauty and op powers; her big balding man head, her sagging neck fat that looks like an engorged turkey, her D-cup gynecomastia manbreasts and withered fake hippy gemmed bracelets.... All with the mental prowess of harassing people and property until banned.
How can this be spun to make the masses worship Chris as if he's not some sort of colossal, unlikable, disgusting meatsuit?
I wonder how Sonichu will spin Chris's disgusting life as a Transsexual Poopmom who we should all worship because of her divine beauty and op powers; her big balding man head, her sagging neck fat that looks like an engorged turkey, her D-cup gynecomastia manbreasts and withered fake hippy gemmed bracelets.... All with the mental prowess of harassing people and property until banned.
How can this be spun to make the masses worship Chris as if he's not some sort of colossal, unlikable, disgusting meatsuit?
Does Chris Drink? I can't imagine him liking getting drunk.
Molvania.
I don't get it. Wouldn't you want to know something about the country your supposed "love interest" came from and at least read up on it a little? Like if I met someone who claimed to be from a country I had never heard of, I would at least do a bit of research to figure out what it was like there, where in the world it is located, etc. Like I know this guy is known for being gullible, but if he was so interested in this fake girl, why didn't he want to know as much as possible? Like want to learn about the culture at least?
While researching such a thing, there's no way you would be able to miss the fact that it is indeed fictional.
I don't get it. Wouldn't you want to know something about the country your supposed "love interest" came from and at least read up on it a little? Like if I met someone who claimed to be from a country I had never heard of, I would at least do a bit of research to figure out what it was like there, where in the world it is located, etc. Like I know this guy is known for being gullible, but if he was so interested in this fake girl, why didn't he want to know as much as possible? Like want to learn about the culture at least?
While researching such a thing, there's no way you would be able to miss the fact that it is indeed fictional.
Flavius Anthemius
Praetorian prefect of the East
Typical geographical ignorance, you'd be surprised at how little grown adults know about geography and countries, even with people like Bob.
Probably thought It was some random obscure east European country (Like Moldova, Molvania is essentially a combined or reunited Moldova/Romania based on the name, clever I suppose considering those two countries have had reunification movements).
I'm on my way through the many documentary style videos on YouTube, so I will admit I don't know his CURRENT stance, but at least in the past he was very much against it. Wouldn't be surprised if he still is.
Meh, the Internet was a lot less comprehensive in those days than today.
And on top of that, I believe the trolls made up some excuse that it was a post soviet country, which isn’t nearly as dumb as it sounds.
There were a whole lot of new republics springing up in the late 90ies-early 2000’s. Few of which were documented extensively online.
(Or extensively enough so that a tard and his 80 year old dad could find them)
“Republic of South Ossetia” sounds like a made up thing, but actually exists for example.
Now to be fair, Bob did express some doubts and told Chris he couldn’t find “Molvania”, but Chris was of course blinded by China.
Captain Hank Murph
Captain of Sealab
He drank at Friday's After 5.
Chris is horrible with historic dates and facts. He knows almost nothing about history and never does any research. He tried finding Molvania on a map and couldn't. Chris is a gullible tard and easily misses things any normal person would pick up on. Like Sonichu's birthday being 4/20. Giving video shoutouts to school shooters and mass murderers. Not to mention this.
Feb 1st 2003 the day of the space shuttle Columbia disaster. Chris is just a tard, don't expect him to put too much thought into any date/place/person.
This is the same idiot that drove to Ohio to save "Julie" and also destroyed his own PS3 to try to get surfshack titos 9k dollar "reward" for wrecking it.
SillySherman
Well, well, what do we have there...
Should we consider Chris "dead" since it seems he isn't going to stop larping as sonichu for a long time ? Would he even stop if Barb died ?
The Fool
True & Honest Fan
I hate to post this considering how autistic it is, but, I was really wondering about the SCP Foundation and Humes (unit of measurement to measure reality). Given the people who congregate around Chris, you'd think at least one of them would be an SCP junkie and tell him to find a place in the world with the lowest Hume level. I feel like Chris would really latch on to the idea, considering he's obsessed with bending reality and units of measurement, kind of like his Scale of Respect. In fact I think it's kind of funny he hasn't invented a Hume system himself.
This post is extremely stupid and you should feel ashamed, but you have a point. I'm getting bored of Chris, too. He's getting too weird now. Bad weird. Bad bad weird. Not good bad weird like other cows, or how he was before, just genuine bad bad weird. Sad weird.
But no, he's not "dead", I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
This post is extremely stupid and you should feel ashamed, but you have a point. I'm getting bored of Chris, too. He's getting too weird now. Bad weird. Bad bad weird. Not good bad weird like other cows, or how he was before, just genuine bad bad weird. Sad weird.
But no, he's not "dead", I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
He'll snap out of this some day, right guys? He'll go back to red and blue striped shirt Chris making occasional comics and funny reply vids to trolls and sweethearts once he gets bored of this whole "Christine" and "dimensional merge" shit, won't he? Right guys?
Captain Hank Murph
Captain of Sealab
All in the Meanwhile trying to impress some Redhead "woman" with wearing Blackface singing Crash Test Dummies.
Flavius Anthemius
Praetorian prefect of the East
I presume he means pre merge Chris, or even if he wants to go even further back, pre-Christine. Those days are long gone, dude is straight up a delusional incoherent rambling mess of a person, his life won't ever get better, unless he makes an effort.
Pickle Inspector
True & Honest Fan
Probally the Chris we used to know, it's been all downhill ever since MLP came back into his life.
Maybe it's a lack of socalisation and he'd improve if he was forced to socialise with normal people who aren't just talking to him because of his internet infamy like when he was in highschool and college, not sure how that would happen though.
For me what was appealing about Chris is he was relatable in that everyone can relate to being angry, lonely or in love (even though most of the problems Chris had was due to his huge ego) but now it's just boring fanfiction about Chris being an all power being lording it over characters from franchises he likes which only appeals to himself.
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