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horrorfan89
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Call it mati if you want but I always hated the name sonichu and the way Chris says it. Just sound it aloud to yourself, sonichu. Don't you feel like you just lost a few brain cells to autism saying it?
Captain Hank Murph
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Somebody needs to draw Sonichu getting his ass beat by a New Strong Character.
So why did Joshua Martinez start trolling Chris? Was there ever a reason for the trolling? It was never made clear on the CWCKI.
Does trolling need a reason?
It's a very morbid thought I've been sitting on for a while now,
but I can't help but think if we saw Chris suddenly start getting his shit together; working out, losing weight,
cooking real meals for him and barb, little by little cleaning up 14 BL and later discovered it
was someone blackmailing/controlling him into doing these things like others have done in the past,
I wouldn't totally be against it.
but I can't help but think if we saw Chris suddenly start getting his shit together; working out, losing weight,
cooking real meals for him and barb, little by little cleaning up 14 BL and later discovered it
was someone blackmailing/controlling him into doing these things like others have done in the past,
I wouldn't totally be against it.
At any point, forcing Chris to get his shit together would be the only way to get him to do it. Marvin used to say Barb would be able to put the fear of God into Chris to make him get a job if their finances required it. Of course, that was when she was more able, but the point still stands.
Chris started hanging out with Martinez because he knew him from school. Martinez was popular, girls liked him and he claimed to have met celebrities. Chris got jealous and tried to send encyclopedia dramatica trolls after Martinez.
Joshua found out about what Chris was saying about him to the trolls and started trolling Chris himself.
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]
I try so hard and got so far
Trolls will sooner get him to kill the real mayor of his town than get him to clean his own house or do something healthy. That is threaded territory. People trying to manipulate Chris can only really get him to do shit Chris himself is already inclined to do on his own damn accord, its always the stupid unhealthy and dangerous shit he goes for, not the sane ones.
Err, the page about Chris on ED was created on November 3rd, 2007, and Chris revealed the existence of "Lori" (the first fake girl Josh tried to set him up with) on November 5th, 2007.
Chris didn't try to send trolls after Josh until 2009, almost two years after Josh created "Lori".
It would be interesting to know whether or not Josh and Chris's reconnection after high school was somehow connected with Chris's internet fame. In the Nov 5th email Chris says he ran into Josh "at McDonalds at Forest Lakes a few weeks ago" and "he's kept in touch with me more than I would have after that day". In other words Chris was surprised that Josh was eager to keep reconnecting with him. Chris started becoming internet famous the last week of October, a week and a half before Nov 5th. I wonder if Josh only stayed in contact with him because he googled him or something, and maybe that spurred Josh on to troll Chris by creating "Lori".
But it really depends on a tight timeline. If Josh decided to start trolling Chris independently of the other internet trolls at first, that's also noteworthy. Is he the first one to create a fake girl to play with Chris's mind?
horrorfan89
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So I was rereading some of Chris's ancestry on the cwcki and well...I love how dumbass said his ancestor on Barb's side Daniel Weston was a pilgrim on the mayflower. Not only is there no surviving log to verify this, but while the mayflower was supposed to land in virginia it got lost and ended up in massachusetts by accident. Thus showing that Chris in addition to history class never payed attention to oh the hundreds of Thanksgiving specials that tell the story of the pilgrims voyage.
Anyway what we do know of A possible Daniel weston is just hilarious..but also fitting. Despite Chris's claims to be descended from royalty, Daniel was little more than a town drunk and a buffoon himself. So really we know a possible origin for Chris's idiocy. Really that just puts the image (as some people were talking about in the random updates thread) of a Chris born in the past. Instead of the Sonic and pokemon obsessed tard of 2020 we have his ancestor being a drunken Buffoon who makes a living watching over the town gates for Indian attacks or shooting at birds in the fields because handling a blunderbuss was about the only thing a dumbass in the 17th century could do right (usually) eh at least boyfriend free girls were easier to attract back then, woman were desperate to be actually married by the time they hit the big 20
Anyway what we do know of A possible Daniel weston is just hilarious..but also fitting. Despite Chris's claims to be descended from royalty, Daniel was little more than a town drunk and a buffoon himself. So really we know a possible origin for Chris's idiocy. Really that just puts the image (as some people were talking about in the random updates thread) of a Chris born in the past. Instead of the Sonic and pokemon obsessed tard of 2020 we have his ancestor being a drunken Buffoon who makes a living watching over the town gates for Indian attacks or shooting at birds in the fields because handling a blunderbuss was about the only thing a dumbass in the 17th century could do right (usually) eh at least boyfriend free girls were easier to attract back then, woman were desperate to be actually married by the time they hit the big 20
His grandfather was a buffoon too. Barb's dad Joe died falling off a horse drawn wagon while drunk off his ass and her grandfather was also an alcoholic deadbeat. The white trash goes back far in that line.
horrorfan89
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It's a miracle Chris was so vehemently anti alcohol for most of his life and (as far as we know) hasn't become a raging drunk after finally loosening up and enjoying booze.
Tikbalang
Wear your shirt inwards out
Wasn't he so angry drunk that he cut the wound further on his taint?
horrorfan89
Now I'm Playing With Power!
Yup, drunk and depressed with his life and desperate to become a true and honest woman he tried to carve the vag he wanted into his flesh. Viurnal beats, alcohol and autism are a dangerous combination.
Very late reply sorry but I have to dissent with you there, It absolutely Is sad because It was his first and only time and It was with a Prostitute, One of the most degrading and Indecent careers out there with some of the ugliest dogs that would dare to call themselves women. Chris shelling out a few bucks to pop his cherry to some hooker Is about the lowest you can go on In the romance scene, and the fact that he bragged about paid sex with said escort Is just another point in the acre wide list of Chris's pathetic failings and removes any moral Integrity or Innocence that his Idiotic love Quest may have had at that point.
Honestly I would have more respect for him If he had chosen to not go the easiest route possible fucking a skank and accepted his 'virgin with rage' status to this day. Nothings more degrading than that.
Abarefiller
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So we all know Chris's long, winded and weird history of trying to get a boyfriend-free girl. But do we know exactly why Chris even started looking for one? Was it out of loneliness? Did he think the poor girl would just become a second mother to him?
Meat Pickle
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It was prophesied in a dream of his that he will have a daughter. Also the first time he asked out a galpal, she told him she already has a boyfriend.
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The exact moment was actually pretty well self documented:
College is pretty late for this kind of thing but I imagine his highschool experience would have been a lot worse if he had been known as an autistic creep rather than a harmless sperg.
Seems to come down to feeling entitled as well as jealousy that someone took his girl while at the same time having a hard time connecting to anyone as an equal.
Chris still seems to treats everyone as he’s the main character in a game and everyone else are NPC’s where he just needs to do or say the right thing to get what he wants (I wouldn’t be surprised if he did somehow get a girlfriend that he’d want to upgrade if a hotter girl came along wanting to be with Chris) but the whole girlfriend thing blew such a hole in his ego he’s happy to marry fictional characters rather than work out why he’s forever alone.
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