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Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015.

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  1. Yeah, that's a legit shitty thing that happened. Maybe react... accordingly? Also, you really need to be hunkering down for rent assistance and SNAP being in flux now that Trump is still being a manbaby about the wall. I'd argue your own survival would beat out anything else... but what do I know? I'm just a rational human.
     
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  2. So that's the current bullshit excuse for wearing black rubber gloves. Like wearing a cycle helmet all the time because he wanted everyone to think he was a super cool cyclist slept under a low bridge and didn't want to bang his head.

    We know you're wearing the black rubber gloves to look edgy, Phil. Don't bother with the obvious lies.
     
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  3. One thing... if he has a relatively modern phone they use capacitive touchscreens, which wouldn't work with latex gloves. Resistive touchscreens would. So we have two choices... his phone is ancient/cheap or he's lying his ass off.

    I vote that he's lying his ass off, especially since we don't see the phone in the pictures.
     
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  4. So I guess “dystopian” is Phil’s new big word that he doesn’t quite understand.
     
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  5. Squalid Fake
     
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  6. Dystopian would be a world where anyone like Phil had any kind of power. Like Idiocracy.
     
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  7. Actually I just had the pleasure of watching that film and noticed someone...

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    Trans Antifa grandmaster at arms for sure.
     
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  8. Cyberpunk phase when?
     
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  9. Spudpunk.
     
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  10. [/QUOTE]

    So either he's trying to get attention from. His new antifa buddies, or he's going through full blown opiate withdrawals and is too stupid to know why his body is acting weird. He's house ridden because he believes the boogey man is coming to get him in the form of Republicans, facists, and kiwi farms. I still believe he's lying about GRS, but if not, yeah I have no doubt that Phil stopped caring for it because dilation hurts, and he has more important things to attend to, such as being a prime rib and gun instructor for him and his friends. Isn't he seeing Dr. Dugi soon? Yeah, Phil's going to be up shits Creek with out a paddle when the doctor informs him that he's gone septic and there is now a fistula full of rotten, dead, pustulance that has tracked into his peritonium and he has to have surgery to remove every and sew it shut.

    These idiots are in for a surprise when the wall is built and the "fash" are still sitting in their comfortable homes, still going on with their lives as if nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, Phil is playing tard ops in the street with his buddies and ends up accidentally killing one of them.
     
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  11. Amazing. Phil actually snitched something for Slingblade:
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  12. The way to Toren’s heart is through his liver.
     
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  13. And moments later both were empty.
     
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  14. “So Vikki, is dere any chance I could maybe get into my bedr-“ SLAM!
     
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  15. This is what Phil buys while he’s e-begging for help paying his electric bill. I hope his electricity gets cut off just when a cold snap hits Portland
     
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  16. Phil shows off his ninja weaponry. Admits to just having a C02 Pellet gun. You'd think if you had a firearm, and were a firearms instructor... you'd want to demonstrate you had an actual firearm.

    IDK.. then again, I'm not autistic.

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    He also informs us that he sleeps on a BED, thank you very much and how being homeless for 5 years made it important that he sleeps on his left side.

    We also might be treated to more artwork now that he's drawing more.

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  17. My favorite is that broken 3 dollar knife he still keeps around. I want to weapon sperg but I'll spare everyone (this time)

    Also broken clock snydrome, Phil is right less screen time is good for sleep.
     
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  18. Okay, Phil, you sleep on a bed. However, that bed is not in your bedroom because you’re scared of the fat elderly drunk who’s taken it over. Correct me if I’m wrong.
     
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  19. Toren is too white for Phil to be scared of him.
     
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  20. Nothing says ninja like a rubber mallet.
     
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