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Portland winter without heat is, for the most part, easy, especially if you're inside and have a bed/bedding. The mild winters are why homeless flock to the Northwest. In fact, many people who can't rely on regular tugboat checks leave their heat off just to save money.

If you aren't sleeping out in the rain then you aren't roughing shit.
 
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Christ, the guy's life is so cushy and comfortable that he's actually considering turning off his heating for a winter just to feel oppressed in some way.
Either that or the tard finally figured out how to save money for pizza and mall ninja shit.

Unfortunately for Phil, he’s so much of a pussy that his intent to keep the heat turned off will last until the weather starts to get cold.
 

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Either that or the tard finally figured out how to save money for pizza and mall ninja shit.

Unfortunately for Phil, he’s so much of a pussy that his intent to keep the heat turned off will last until the weather starts to get cold.
Foregoing the essentials to afford the luxuries.

Top notch lifestyle choices from Antifa's premiere guerrilla tactician.
 

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Portland winter without heat is, for the most part, easy, especially if you're inside and have a bed/bedding. The mild winters are why homeless flock to the Northwest. In fact, many people who can't rely on regular tugboat checks leave their heat off just to save money.

If you aren't sleeping out in the rain then you aren't roughing shit.
For the most part yes, but it should be noted that while we don't get near as cold as the N.E., we do get a lot of rain and wind. People with no experience assume this means that they can just spend a few nights outside and be fine, so when the windchill starts stripping the heat from their rain-soaked body and hypothermia sets in either they somehow get to a shelter fast or the wind up a bumsicle.

Normally I'd say this would be a moot point and that Phil will never find himself on the street, but considering the rate he's going I'd say he best start planing what he wants in his rusty shopping cart and what he's going to burn for fuel.
 

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Will it be like you foregoing electricity at your old place, Phil? Ie not only did it never happen, you hung up christmas lights on every wall.

All this talk of going without heating is bullshit, of course. Phil's just saying anything to get attention on social media. His housemates must be ignoring him, already pissed off with having to share a living space with such a bore.
 
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Will it be like you foregoing electricity at your old place, Phil? Ie not only did it never happen, you hung up christmas lights on every wall.

All this talk of going without heating is bullshit, of course. Phil's just saying anything to get attention on social media. His housemates must be ignoring him, already pissed off with having to share a living space with such a bore.
It will be like everything Phil has ever said he's going to do. Remember this?



Phil quickly walked it back to just vegetarian after realising this meant he couldn't stuff his face with melted cheese every night. Nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if he were identifying as "flexitarian" or one of those other bullshit terms that means "I eat meat slightly less than I'd like to and pretend I'm some kind of environmentalist champion because of it".

Everything the man does is completely half-arsed.
 

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It will be like everything Phil has ever said he's going to do. Remember this?



Phil quickly walked it back to just vegetarian after realising this meant he couldn't stuff his face with melted cheese every night. Nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if he were identifying as "flexitarian" or one of those other bullshit terms that means "I eat meat slightly less than I'd like to and pretend I'm some kind of environmentalist champion because of it".

Everything the man does is completely half-arsed.
A vegan who eats entire blocks of cheese. We've seen you in the store buying it Phil.

There are literal fucking pictures you mongoloid.
 

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He wants the Antifa social capital of attending protests but without having to actually do anything

He wants the mall ninja social capital of owning weapons but without having to actually do anything

He wants the LGBT social capital of gender transition but without having to actually do anything

...shit dude, I think we may have nailed the formula.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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He wants the Antifa social capital of attending protests but without having to actually do anything

He wants the mall ninja social capital of owning weapons but without having to actually do anything

He wants the LGBT social capital of gender transition but without having to actually do anything

...shit dude, I think we may have nailed the formula.
That formula is Phil's entire life. He wants to be something with the least amount of effort put into it. Why else do you think he deluded himself into being a girl without trying to pass as one?
 

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Phil couldn't have picked a better time considering vape-related pneumonitis and deaths are in the news!
If Phil really wants to be hardcore he should take up heroin. Anything else is for poseurs and pussies.

Nah, open a new vape shop in Northern Portland, close to where the fire was 2 weeks ago. We'll call it Daddy Vape Day.

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What a bunch of bullshit. When Phil was "houseless" he spent the vast majority of the time either in motel rooms or sleeping on someone else's couch. When he couldn't afford to rent a room and couldn't find some rube who would let him couch surf, he stayed in shelters and missions. In the whole "five years of houselessness", Phil spent less than a fortnight total sleeping outside. If Phil really wanted things to feel like when he was "houseless" then he would leave the heat ON.

Of course, he's not really going to go without heat. It's just Phil telling lies to get attention again. Just like everything else he posts on social media.
 
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