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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone. Better than a tall glass of Orange Fanta. Where NOBODY'S HOME. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_julay.png" width="45" height="17" alt=":julay:" title="JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" /> ”You're tearing me apart, Lisa!” ”AUGH YEAH FOLKS” ”THIS IS A VIOLATION OF ETHNIC STANDERS!” We came for CWC. At least we tried! *sigh* ”Very Boring, One-Horse Town” Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American! ”Wait until my mom and my doctor see this.” Made with Crayola© Model Magic™! ”Today we are learning about owls” ”Mm, yeah.” Looking to hire a Skywriter. ”They know Clyde Cash!” ”HATERS TO THE LEFT” ”Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!” Hi Chris! ”restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.” Mercury levels reduced to sub-lethal amounts! *HIIIISSSSS* *BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA ”And look how it came out, shaped like a girl.” Dead Niggo Storage ”DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!” ”MY SOUL HURTS!” We're out for revengence. Dragged through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has. Mary lee Walshing Witch Bitches ”FIRED FROM LIFE!!!” Please, fellas, be sure to wear a bra! A whole block of cheese. Wow! We've got four likes already! ”SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL.” Home of the Xbox International Fanclub ”John? I'll be ready, John.” ”ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI” ”He's fat! I'm thin!” ”Frustration is blind” A bunch of damn smokers. Discuss. ”Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned” ”oppressive and mean; employing the same censorship tactics as North Korea to continue in their efforts to kick autistics.” ”Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant.” ”you guys that most people would consider you're a set of neckbeard douche-bros, right?” ”Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy.” Sitting in detention. ”That's one way to make friends in highschool: Negotiation!” <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_neckbeard.gif" alt=":neckbeard:" /> ”above and beyond normal punishment” *o* >_< ”Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool.” ”Condensating bitches.” ”Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him.” ”Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company.” ”brouhaha” ”What if Chris bought a pint of tard cum?” ”What if Chris had two pairs of pants?” ”At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers.” ”Do the math.” ”This is why I stick to 2D."<br />"But for real though..” We'll be in your dreams. Yahtzee! If you stop by, there's a bucket of pizza rolls in the corner of the room next to the mop. ”What's wrong with being subhuman?” ”HEH! YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN. YOU CAN SNAG MY MEDAL. BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OR DESTROY MY HEART, MY SOULD, OR MY POWERS!” ”It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day.” ”In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs <span style="text-decoration: underline">are</span> going to win.” ”Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!” Whoop-De-Doo for us! ”He's broken the laws of physics by how pathetic he is.” ”The stupid bitch can't even set the house on fire. She cant even do that right.” ”If I caught this house on fire I'd probably raise the property values.” ”I think I just killed Chris Chandler, gamers, I'm sorry!” <span style="font-size:150%;font-weight:bold;">α > β > ω</span> <span style="color:#789922">>tfw no gf</span> <span style="color:#789922">>tfw no bf</span> Headquarters of the Feminist Globalist Marxists. ”They gave me a dose for schizophrenia, but I'm not schizo.” ”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE” Biggest name on the b-list since Tommy Wiseau. Did anyone see us bring in a laptop to work? ”Dear leader's justice is so swift.” ”all feminist sleeper agents” ”Excuse me, Marine coming through!” ”This isn't autism, this is a way of life.” ”I have a real fleshlight I got free off Craigslist” ”You have to be borderline exceptional to post on the CWCki forums” ”Again, your "kind" is forbidden from monitoring me in any way, on any venue.” ”I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to put a stop to CYBERBULLYING, and there are cyberbullies on here. It is your duty to have them banned.” ”Im sure you would be comfortable with Sodomy if you gave it a try” ”M'lady.” Sponsored by Kraken Rum. Looking to buy all of Bob's clothes. Original Forum (DO NOT STEAL) ”Yeah I truecrypt all my Chris content and only go to the CWCki via tor” ”how can i take a cwiki forum down?” ”lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person” ”I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” ”WORLD-WIDE OPEN SECRET, SOLELY MR. DEC HAROLDS THE ONLY TRUE GOD IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!” ”WORLD-WIDE DEADLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD” <tt>cans.wav</tt> ”What the hell is a <em>LAWL</em> cow?” ”Here I was just minding my own business enjoying my 2nd amendment rights, and you fuckers had to flip out on me.” ”You all can kiss my Vagina of my soul!” ”Before I left I was working on a story about a fluffy pony who assassinates Kim Jong-Un.” ”Home of the award winning cotton pudding.<br /><br />"And such” ”Banned from chat.” ”Sayonora, assholes.” ”I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder.” ”Should a portion break, put it back together with KrazyGlue.” ”Is this what you fuckers do? Mock others for eccentricities?” ”Online comment threads are like an abusive relationship. You keep going back hoping they'll change, but you just end up getting hurt again.” ”There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.” ”Light tell gaia to please help stop the spread of ebola in Africa” Good luck, Ebola-chan! ”I don't know all the lyrics,<br>"So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart,"<br>And the depths of my soul.” ”ever-thinning hairline that is receding” ”Normally we would use lemons but this time we will use a stick” ”Oh, & it's "...thing you're going...", & "fictional novel" isn't redundant, or "historical fiction" [such as "period piece(s)"] wouldn't exist.” ”listen, null. trolling and calling someone a wrong pronoun are different things.” ”trolling doesn't really hurt lolcows. they get angry but they pick up the pieces from their anger. the wrong pronouns are basically telling trans that their identity is not valid.” ”not using the proper pronouns should be illegal, actually. maybe you'd give a shit if it was.” ”I'm pretty positive that I'm asexual or at least sex-repulsed, and have been with my lovely boyfriend for going on 5 years now. He's supportive of my sexuality.” ”Has anyone tried calling the jail yet?” ”You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!” ”&/or” ”Also, there is no 'elephant in the room', because elephants are said to never forget.” ”I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even <strong>has</strong> its own language)” ”CORPSE THTERES A CORPSE ON MY DASH” ”Elliot Rodger was right about many of these things but unfortunately never managed to understand the problem the way I did – had he been given a chance to do so he might still be alive. ”<em>Serial killer vibe</em> is just American bs.” ”Elliot Rodger was right.” ”There's a snake in his boot. And by "a snake" I mean "shit". And by "boot" I mean "post".” ”I have begged my mother and my therapist to sleep with me out of desperation.” ”<strong>DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!</strong>” ”A HIGHLY armored and/or dangerous vehicle of HATE!!” ”I admit, I never had sex but sex is anything but abusive. The SJW's are just misconceptualize it as "rape" and "abuse."” ”I may be numb over these SJW's, but there are times that I really feel sorry for being born as a male b/c of them.” ”I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!” ”Fucking faggot made me and my girlfriend break up” Trollish and Suspicious ”I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction.” ”Oh, My Gosh! What the hell has been screwing your mind up? Weed? Basement Loneliness? WTFH is Wrong with You?!” ”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.” ”YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP.” ”this place is fucking weird” ”if nigge.rs was available we'd totally be nigge.rs tomorrow and nobody would have any say in it” ”DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN” ”They themselves know of their many crimes. Don't hold back on these people they are monsters.” ”Coming on this forum may have been a mistake.” ”Let me be clear: the site is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, if you excuse the Star Wars reference.” ”I’m convinced a lot of the members are bona fide psychopaths looking for easy prey. If you want my advice, stay the hell away.” ”YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!” ”Hand given” ”So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities.” ”It shouldn't surprise anyone that those forums are full of trolls and a recent study shows that those that engage in trolling and cyberbullying share traits of the Dark Triad.” ”@Null, just nuke me you gutless motherfucker!” ”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.” ”I'm running out of vaginas.” ”im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs.” ”So THAT is how you get into a relationship with a lesbian!! You became one!!” ”#BetaAsFuck #PeterCoffinWasRight” ”<strong>I am off my meds and I am online!</strong>” ”There was no reason in Hell for you to post on Kiwifarms. Nothing good could come of it.” ”Its amazing you all laugh at furries and accept gays. Both are deviations from the norm. Apparently tolerance is arbitrary.” ”I googled it and found hentai.” ”Cyberbullying and harassment. bullies and makes fun of people with mental illness ” ”It is a hate site to attack specific people” ”Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website” ”I may have to start taking things even more seriously despite it being at max level.” <img src="https://kiwifarms.net/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_tyced.png" /> ”Wizards might recollect how the normods not only suggested granting him amnesty, from a rightful exile, but donning him with the attire of the archmage.” ”It's been said multiple times I'm only allowed on this site because I provide you the lulz that you so desperately crave.” ”There is literally no hope for you kiwi whores scum of the earth, there is no saving you and you can only be dealth with in the most violent way imaginable.” ”I pray for a brave individual like Elliot Rodger to take up arms and annihilate every single one of you fuckers and every single person who shares your dead end dna.” ”They won't see the link between forehead and power and what this means.” ”srry cant hear you over the sound of my cool gender” GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY FUNGAL IRE ”I won't respond to questions about KiwiFarms. KF is a terrorist website.” ”i don't generally think of horses as being sexual-looking, but that could be just me” ”please dleye those posts” ”Stop realising personal info on kiwifar and tell your friends to back off,I will no hesitate to involve the police!” ”igor, never go to kiwifarms.net it's worse than 4chan” ”So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me.” ”u ppl are sad sad fucks u know that” ”i might be in an asylum” ”I have a picture of a bee vagina, if anyone's interested.” ”i hate these scumfuckers so much” ”SCREW YOU ALL I WANTED WAS TO TRY TO MAKE EQUAL PEACE AND YOURE ALL BEING MUDSLINGERS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE TRYING TO HELP YOU” ”Prescriptive toxic heteromasculinity is a hell of a drug.” ”Kiwi farms folks are nothing more than techie scum basement dwelling CisManBroPigs who feast on Mountain Dew, Doritos, and human misery.” ”IM JILLING MYSELF AND IN GONNA FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME” WE CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!!! ”I am xalver nick, I am planing on making troll art to demonstrate and pratice my skills before i go further.” ”Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison.” ”Go to hell. I'm going to tell my therapist about this.” ”Laugh all you want, but don't go off crying when this website goes down for good.” ”Photography or sniper rifle? How should I know?” ”There's a group of people on this forum that are causing me a lot of trouble for me.” ”Let's just Timothy McVeigh this motherfucker.” ”loaded with RAPE JOKES” ”There is an official fan forum for Chris Chan called Kiwi Farms. The faggots there always stick up for Chris dispite Chris fucking up and terrorizing people constantly. They buy all his shitty medallions and defend Chris from trolls. Somebody should raid this shithole.” ”prepare to be entertained, but also to be offended.” Feeding off each other's negative cyber energy. <tt>[12:50] <gogono> I never planned to go to Spain anyway, JB porn is illegal there.</tt> ”You guys are all low class blue collar trash.” ”Have. A. Good. Night.” ”She's the only car I've gotten intimate with.” All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault,for millennia to come. ”high quality non-primitive female” ”I am not beta. I am the alpha male who dares to be himself.” ”the aspergers ridden delusions of a bald pedophile who cant even fathom how to get his dick wet after 25 years” ”I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then).” ”This forum is packed to the brim with dipshits and attention whores.” ”So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?” ”Third, I'm an atheist and I like anime.” ”I asked my mom to lend me the money but she refused after hearing that i intended to purchase a gun.” <span style="color: #59b300">>tfw mom is bribing me with money to leave the house and take the black construction paper off of my windows</span> ”I'm partially severely exceptional. I'm also partially very superior though. When you average everything out I'm at the high end of average.” ”This whole site is a fucking joke” ”What the fuck does @Null have to gain from making a lolcow thread about me? Piece of shit.” ”Why doesn't @Null just ban me? I wouldn't be able to come back, and therefore, you have no content, and the thread would die.” ”Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman” ”I am not a million dollar extra” ”most of the things on this forum are gay” ” being called shit is not "mentioned positively." ” ”A story of sadness, oppression, and heroism.” ”i love how babbies grunt when they poop its super cute idk y” ”yeah yeah yeah PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHY I HATE HOMOS OK ILL TELL U GIVE ME MY VIRGINITTY BACK” ”I'm thinking about getting into cutting” ”kiwifarms is like if you mixed tumblr, 4chan, and reddit together, using only their worst parts.” ”kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello” ”but you only join kiwifarms for the same reason someone would join some shit like stormfront” ”kiwifarms is nothing short of an embarrassment” ”when I get a job ill pay the person who gets kiwi far.ms off the the website and maybe murder null” ”the Bitcoin Bikers are on their way you can't hide in the Philippines forever.” ”FUCK YOU NULL IM NEVER GONNA STOP BEING A FURRY UR JUST A FUCKING HATER U NIGGER” Dynastia was last seen: Viewing thread <a href="https://kiwifarms.net/threads/which-lolcow-would-make-the-best-sex-slave.12086/">Which LOLCow would make the best sex slave?</a>, A moment ago ”together we can put an end to Null's tirany and prevent him from taking control of 8chan the last bastion of freedom of speech” ”<strong>Autigender</strong>- A gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic.” ”bane pls not me, dun play minecrap” ”Repair of vaginal prolapse following penoscrotal flap vaginoplasty in a male-to-female transsexual.” ”Is it not true he's trying to monopolize on the lolcow scene?” ”A superior community to discuss lolcows and drama. It's not run by an international fugitive that jerks off to gay child pornography.” ”I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.” ”Jesus heavens. I wake up to find <span style="text-decoration: line-through">Phil</span> Harel is dead...” ”I went to Kiwi Homepage and got a popup saying animalpornfetish.us wanted my name and password for ym facebook.” ”That's not cool man, now everyone will rate my posts dumb and autistic!” ”Kirby: 10/15/2015 - Justice is served and Kirby is found innocent of being a pedo.” ”Kirby: i have been completely vindicated of being a pedophile nothing you say matters anymore” ”Kirby: whats wrong? mad you cant call me a pedo anymore? cry more, im sorry your little fantasy world is shattering before your eyes” You're not any better. You come here to feel good about yourself. They're people, too. ”SPREAD THE FACT” ”i slapped your mama with the pickle, that's why i'm called the humper” ”Remember, it is Gangster US Supreme Court written High-Holy Law: <em>I'll give it to you to suck! <strong>FINISH HIM!</strong></em>” ”can someone link me the video of chris drinking the jizz/fanta?” ”what does autism have to do with any of this?” ”If you want to save your son, and your family name, kiwifarms.net better go down again very, very soon.” ”I am not a lolcow. I had enough. This is bullshit.” ”@sonic_hedgehog kind of uncool to fall back on memes that mock tranny people and feminism. what would eggman think?” ”@Spacekatgal: Hey @SenSanders, 4chan has been tweeting me all day, and I'm very concerned about the American school system.” ”I cried at DisneyLand. I can't even masturbate anymore.” ”I have doxxed people though, including an autistic 8-year-old who really fucking deserved it.” ”You're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak.” ”Last Month - they were threatening a Kengle Line of protesters” ”Did you not know that I've successfully rendered my dick dysfunctional with imported irreversible antiandrogens?” ”plese. plese unbann me. i will do anything, i will even have sex.” ”Quit lying, you hate me because I have autism.” ”Who hasn't had a fail?!” ”I too am a baconist......” ”ah, kiwifarms - which oddly has nothing to do with New Zealand or farming, but something much nastier.” ”my parents for a while refused to see my transitioning as anything other than a manifestation of my autism.” ”I'm not your lolcow. Your MY lolcows.” ”<em>How do you do a triangle fill?</em> It's fuckin' algebra, little nigger!” ”I hope your site crashes sometime in the near future.” [Unintelligible] ”I've had sex with a couple of dolls.” ”I'm talking about memes! <strong>Digital War!</strong>” ”Fuck you kiwi forums” ”FUCK YOU KIWI FORUM!” ”Logs or Evidence of Abuse: Islamic Religion” ”CloudFlare received an abuse report regarding:<br /><tt>kiwifarms.net</tt>” ”CloudFlare received a DMCA copyright infringement complaint regarding:<br /><tt>kiwifarms.net</tt>” ”Admin refuses to remove private information.” ”Guy turns into woman, to get woman? I mean, do you see? We're going mad!” ”I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! And I want it taken down now!” ”Do not make fun of the ill” <strong>THROUGHOUT THE <em>WORLD</em>!!</strong> We're a MELTING POT of <strong>FRIENDSHIP</strong>! We're <em>not</em> racist!! ”What do you want from me? What do you want from me? Please! Tell me what you want from me?” ”There is no answer to the Jewish question!” ”whorephobic” ”And my arse don't go cheap, being an anal virgin.” ”This site is on a doxxing rampage so we don't want to draw attention to them.” ”If you thought DHI was pathetic, you haven't see KiwiFarms.” ”#GamerGate HandofBane bans NotDynastia” ”i bet he's smashing up his kitchen right now like a demented autistic ape” ”Man, if I had an autistic kid I would mock the shit out of them” ”The real problem with Kiwi Farms is that unlike Gamergate, they have no stated mission. They exist only to watch the world burn.” ”Some of the users on Kiwi Farms would make great investigative journalists or opposition researchers if they spent their time productively.” ”Users of Kiwi Farms have no agenda other than to dig up more information on active social media users and laugh about it.” ”Move over 4chan, Kiwi Farms is the new asshole of the web.” ”No, I don't play video games, video games are for babies and fucking loser nerds” ”he does not ban or even rebuke the impersonators or penis photo senders.” ”For example in this post a user called Dynastia shares a victim’s phone number saying ‘Fight him irl’ (meaning ‘fight him in real life’). This appears to be counselling or procuring felony harassment since inevitably such victims do get frightening, anonymous calls.” ”New Zealands Groundnesting Birds make for great Sleuths” ”Null's paedophilia has been well documented by Encyclopaedia Dramatica” ”sounds like a harmless supplier of your grocery store produce section” ”Kiwi Farms is under police investigation” ”sounds like a garbage website I wouldn't go to” ”It's nothing to do with New Zealand.” ”so many people are so desperate to have somebody they can look down on and heap calumny upon” ”what a bunch of hypocritical bullies >:(” ”The Kiwi Farmers, in my humble opinion, are a sad lot of lowlifes who target others so they can boast about their nonexistent moral superiority through a combination of faulty logic and high school-level immaturity.” ”I have a lolcow page myself” ”My advice to any poor soul who runs afoul of these scumbags is simple: stay away from them.” ”just a bunch of idiots who never get out of the house” ”i imagine they could be looking at this very thread right now and snickering, what with all the attention we're giving them. hello kiwis!"<br />"you are braver than I am. [shivers]” ”If I want to make fun of a weird person, all I need to do is look in the mirror and laugh.” ”God can go anywhere! Even <em>Canada</em>!” ”when i was twelve my sister was thirteen, i tricked her into losing her virginity to a dog” ”we were all sorts of weird as kids. its why we ended up here” ”We're not in 4chan. I don't think calling someone a "nigger" is nice."<br />"hahaha no” ”Autists are improving. It used to be you'd have to hold them down to record their screams.” ”I call it proof that The Kiwi Farms is nuttier than squirrel dung.” ”The Kiwi Farms's dimwitted contrivances are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of diabolism are blooming all around us.” ”I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that The Kiwi Farms is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps.” ”Every time The Kiwi Farms gets caught trying to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, it promises it'll never do so again.” ”@Mods here are fags is our newest member. Welcome!” ”they doxed my grandma” ”S. O. T. P. STOP!!!” ”God, KF is such a garbage fire of awfulness.” ”that "sjw" in the video they were making fun of is now a target of the kiwifarm sociopaths for the crime of being impassioned and fat” ”Or more likely, head back to their kiwi farms and brag about how much they riled up their tranny gender non-hetero matriarchal oppressors. Or maybe just in their head!” ”FUCKING KIWIFARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ”My goal is to put an end to this bullshit forum which serves as a place for bullies to gather and gang up on others.” ”It's basically a social media site for school shooters” ”kiwifarms.net, you win. You're going to get what you've wanted. Another tranny grave to piss on.” ”I think this is the only site where you can get drunken prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad.” ”So I showed Dynastia's penis to police officers” ”Dynastia has been organising the sending of penis photos to women for harassment purposes on a near industrial scale.” ”Twisted, Sexual Deviant Troll 'Dynastia' From Josh Moon's Kiwi Farms Targets Pre-Teen Children” ”The people on Stormfront are of far higher quality than the sociopathic garbage here, intellectually and morally.” ”Of the £10,000 sought, £9,000 reflects hurt feelings and £1,000 sought is aggravated damages.” ”Opponents: Kiwi Farms” >Pensacola will be cleansed of the Josh vermin< ”I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes” ”kiwifarms is literally a harrassment factory” <span style="color:#789922">>tfw finding your bfs smegma in the folds and eat it</span> ”Kiwifarms is really good at getting my attention and torturing me. They are master manipulators.” ”The last time they pull something like this I wound up in a mental hospital” ”I'm glad you're watching... if you are watching...” ”she's a regular kiwifarms poster and I need a restraining order against her” ”I lost friends over that” ”I am going to kill myself.” ”I fucking hate you. You've had to fuck my life up even more so, all in the name of some cheap laugh you fucking tard.” ”I AM the Second Coming of the Christ and I often get confused.” ”i've actually been talking to authorities about internet crime since january 19, 1999 and haven't gotten a fucking thing done.” ”casting spells at me are you? that's risky business doing that to somebody like me. i have spirit guardians. the real kind. not ones that got conjured up in a video game.” ”keep telling yourself that, chickenshit anonymous sociopathic little man who gets his jollies talking shit about his intellectual and moral superiors.” ”WHY DIDN'T GRANDMA WARN ME” ”they coerced kit into posting a picture of kits genitalia and scrutinised kits selfies and nudes constantly for a long time all to try and disprove kit being tranny.” ”bottom line is these scumbags hate poor trans women and need to all fucking die” ”suck my flacid tranny cock.” ”I deserve a fucking medal for this, seriously” ”I'm just a mess. I really cannot see a future for myself except as a shut-in bum living with my parents.” ”Sites like this are why I hate Humanity.” ”trust me i look great now” ”go back to your post-channer kiwifarms hellscape or wherever the fuck you came from i dont want you jerking your dick to me” ”yyyyep they can't stop won't stop” ”just be thankful that you have better things to do with your life” ”if you ever feel bad for yourself just remember you're not as sad as the dudes on kiwifarms” ”I don't know what Kiwifarms is... I think maybe that's a good thing.” ”Does the trans community know you run around on kiwi farms doxing and harassing trans women?” ”Yall can rot in hell you fucking scumbags” ”I can safely say that I have never met a more pathetic group than you people.” ”I was under the assumption that trolling has evolved from barbaric times.” ”wow fucking k*wifarms is harassing you too god damnnnn” ”Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me.” ”what the hell is kiwifarms and why these ppl so disrespect” ”They throw the word tranny around like no tomorrow, yikes.” ”Is it a New Zealand forum?” ”I'd like to see every one of these motherfuckers brought up on cyberbullying charges.” ”That site is revolting and I really couldn't stop thinking about it last night.” ”I assume that "cows" or lolcows are people that these losers consider overweight.” ”The Internet sleuths at the site Kiwi Farms ...” ”Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore.” ”That's why I support sending all children to military boarding school and beat all trannies in bathrooms to death” ”In this material the Claimant is accused of being a “KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR”. It is said that “…his salivating lust for young ass is apparent”.” ”Kind regards.” ”you have been reported I hope the lock your Acct” ”Null is a Dull Lull; LOL.” ”those >bleeping bleep bleeps<” ”Nothing but Net!” ”Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?” ”The fuck is a Kiwi Farm?” ”C O N F I D E N T I A L” ”i am unfortunately still alive” ”one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards” ”Dynastia has found out where I Live, and I'm really scared now.” ”I've been trolled and don't know what to do on Kiwifarms, please help.” ”ugh my vagoominah hurts” ”Oh, shit.” ”IF I CONFESS TO MENTAL ILLNESS WILL YOU PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD?” ”Please, you have to understand. The Internet is evil. It corrupted me.” ”if i had an autistic son itd be dead p quickly” ”The fact that they are looking at popular youtubes rather then exceptional individuals who jack it to cartoons really show how far they've fallen.” ”I thought she would just sleep it off like she usually does when she abused substances” ”Does anyone know if Drew Coyne is a Kiwi?"<br />"like from New Zealand?” ”they also said i looked like a melted garbage bag” ”So, I might have a girlfriend. She's 24. We met at psychiatric intake.” ”Vordrak is the goose laying the golden lulijay and julaying Joshy for the sweetest julay of lulz” <center class="rainbow"><big>lol calm down</big></center> fcgh vgcf: @Pikimon, please fuck me *I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario* ”Oh my god, what is this horrible website? ... It's like a nightmare.” ”Let's stay off the internet weirdo stalking forum” ”oh it feels like it was only yesterday I was wiping your bottom for you when you used the potty!” ”The entire point of that site is to kill mentally ill trans women” ”I never denied being subhuman.” ”i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am” ”right now the kiwifarms satellite is zooming in on this nerds license plate” ”I draw the line at encouraging people to act more like the insane doxxing website full of complete fucking nutjobs who have made it their job to obsess about the personal lives of other people.” ”I am going to demand accountability and investigate my system for this.” ”Wtf... Why would anyone sign up there? I've got to be missing something.” ”This is the same place that I hear threatened to swat and lynch me.” ”my therapist isn't going to like that "the website where i make fun of autistic transgender people" is in my life again.” ”thank god you are back” ”melanin directly communicates with cosmic energy” ”ki//wi>>>//far<<<<<<???ms is back” ”But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer” ”he calls himself *cat party* to sound cute and fun. but he's a sick evil freak” ”Kiwisawa...they came back” ”Gender neutral bathrooms are a fantastic idea. As a woman who has a beard, I've been angrily confronted for using women's rooms” ”on the plus side we finally killed her. kiwifarms used their questionable powers to murder schmorky and todokaras in the same year. amen” ”I don't do any drugs other than masturbation.” ”I curse all of you in the name of YHWH, that you die, and that YHWH takes your life, and that your insides rot with pestilence!” ”Stalking is a much more nuanced and deeper issue than you all think.” ”Believe me, if that snake didn't want to be fucked, you'd know it” ”nobody wants to hire an anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman whose Google Search shows a sex doll-humping gif and my bare behind sitting on an $11 cake” ”Someone, PLEASE buy the stamp album already” ”Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!” ”I know so many people i follows deadnames now its sickening. I hate kiwifarms” ”Why did i google my name on kiwifarms. Why, fucking why. It turns out my paranoia is true, im on there. Fuck.” ”we have an Italian OP telling us about an all Asian film crew interviewing an autistic tranny. Say what you want about this part of the internet but its damn diverse.” ”Do not say that <em>SpongeBob SquarePants</em> is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life.” ”that video being gone was vital to my salvation! I waited and worked for years to rebuild my online reputation! And you just RUINED IT!” ”no matter how old you are stumbling upon a guy who is a cum terrorist is weird” ”Put THAT on your cwcki!” ”You're the one posting about ann coulter rape fantasies” ”Edit: I decided to look back there for myself and my anus looks healthy. I do not believe I need to bleach it.” ”bleaching your anus is the butt version of haircuts tbh” ”I don't believe I've ever posted about my anus but I could be wrong. I do drink.” ”This was a pretty big error on my part.” ”U KNOW FUCKING WHY SSHOLE” ”What have you got to lose now?” ”I thought you would be pleased with this article.” ”DONT PLAY DUMB” ”I have been on your side will you please stop having a go at me!” ”IM BLOCKING YOU!!! BYE BACK STABBER!” ”TICK TOCK TICK TOCK” ”ITS OK, GO TO BED MY DARLING!!! AHAHAHAHHA DANCE FAGGOT DANCE!!!!” ”Can we talk about this?” ”ITS A ZEBRA NOT A ZEDBRA JUST LIKE ITS A ZOO NOT A ZEDOO YOU DUMB UK MORON FAGGOT” ”WHY IS MY NAME STILL ON YOUR SITE FAGGOT” ”If I remofed it could we talk?” ”YOU WANT ALL THIS TO GO AWAY THEN GO BUY A TOOTOO AND GET YOUR CAMERA OUT FATBOY ” ”Then I realised he's not sane in the head.” ”<strong>You peoplke</strong> You can not speak English. Did voice is not correct English.” ”They made up a lot of shit about a friend of mine and they photoshopped pictures of him to look like he was wearing a diaper.” ”the diaper looks full"<br />"it is” ”I put my wife in a headlock, so fuckin' what.” ”And I curse you, in the name of YA-HOO-WA!” ”He is a goyim” ”There's a lot more dicks than I thought there would be.” ”Yeah, tells you a lot about what sad, pathetic losers frequent Kiwifarms when they even stalk someone like me, huh?” <img src="/attachments/8hinnb4-png.248136/" title=""Yiff! Yiff!" he shouted, "That's what foxes say," he explained." /> ”I saw some art of a girl with a ridiculously huge horsecock that and I just positively adore it” ”Although, up their pooper; gotta be a Fetish!” ”I am Literally Bending Paper with my mind waves” ”please keep this email Strictly Confidential.” ”Supper will be popcorn.” ”Associated with those Damn, Uncouth Trolling Stupids!” ”Uncouth Bastard! Ugh!!!” ”but then that United Nations conference on cyberbullying happened” ”Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a reality cartoon.” ”used to use kiwi until I couldn't ignore the agenda anymore. I hate myself for staying. He would yell at us for posting what he doesnt like” ”No Kiwi links, even in archive form, are allowed here ever.” ”Kiwifarms basically took advantage of a very vunerable mentally ill person I knew on Facebook and turned her into a nazi” ”he didn't want his parents to know I will still around because his mom had read the kiwi farms thread about me” “Don't Cuss or make a horrible, mislabeling Fuss.” “wait you're really shitting in the yard homie?” “But now we're fucked on kiwi<br />“This is probably the worst hit to our reputation we've taken” “stewing and brewing” “you sound resentful that im in a diaper and you are not. “Can’t a person share what they feel without worrying it will end up on some shit hole site like yours?” “We paied them 1300 and i think they doxxed me” “GIVEN BY NAZIS” “I only know because I googled their name and kiwi exposed their dead name, weight, employment status. I feel horrible knowing that name.” “I feel horrible for indulging my curiosity” “read my manifesto” “I'm a KF Regular” - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka “I'd say Kiwi Farms is pretty deep web.” “100. Defendant Kokkinos has personally posted to Kiwi Farms, and contributed to the harassment against Plaintiff's there.” “kiwifarm is it's own lolcow, full of thin, effeminate anime-idolizing, tranny rhetoric-abiding pussies” “When you're an underwater hamster you don't have to give a shit.” “boo hoo hoo my mom and dad were right about sodomy boo hoo hoo” “MY MOM MAKES BAD PUSSY DECISIONS” “it was channeled to me, probably by my future self, being that's my most trustworthy source.” Revelation 9:6<br />“And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.” Romans 6:23<br />“For the wages of sin is death” Isaiah 28:18<br />“Then your covenant with death will be annulled, and your agreement with Sheol will not stand; when the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be trampled by it.” “I'm not going to have a battle of wits in the comments section of YouTube with someone who showed up unarmed.” “I recently doxed someone from a bookcase<br />“the house they were in was listed for sale. bookcase was in one of the photos.” “Doxxing is psychological terrorism.” “The Fuck people, do you want to take down the Farms or not?” “obviously Hitler had a problem with Jewish people.” “BE WELL ADVISED WORLD, IF YOU HAVE A PENIS YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MURDERING.” “i am a lover and a builder too<br />“of rape.” “whatever, I'll be dead soon, it doesn't matter” “I apologize to coprophiliacs.” “Fuck. I'm fully doxxed. You know which website.” <tt>[Dec 12, 2017 at 11:24 AM] <a href="/members/6189/">@zedkissed60</a>: I wonder who's getting doxed today</tt> “My holly jolly popcorn is being feasted upon lately, haha!” “I will not commit any jihad against you.” “black hole of stupidity” “This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke” “I think I can turn 49% of kiwi farms into a million dollars.” “kiwifarms users are like the jews of the internet.” “Yeah, I think horses can be sexy. Cartoons are gross though I'm not a pervert.” “I made a mistake signing up to this shitty forum. I'm leaving.” “I am not a faggot, nor do I want to suck anyone's dick.” “If I see this email posted on your site, action will be commenced against you.” “[Encyclopedia Dramatica] was my job for almost a decade.” “OBVIOUSLY this ended in a late night call to the Trans Lifeline.” “I don't care how you got here. I'm just glad you're here.“ “DSP is the largest autism magnet in recorded history“ “Even those in Hell don't deserve to deal with the losers here.“ “This website. Can be full of assholes.“ “They also pirated my book.“ “If you do this, you’re a deviant. Please, oh please, be a deviant.” “You sent me a Facebook message back in early December screaming in my face that I was part of a Kiwifarms conspiracy that outed you to your mother.” “autists r now in full control-autists know that Goodness will win.” “I must look very silly.”<br />“Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.” ”Are you that desperate for people to agree with you that you took it to a stalker forum” “I'm not saying being incontinent makes me like 20% cuter but being incontinent makes me like 20% cuter.” “Thomas did not have any evidence to substantiate his claims.“ “The state is controlling my destiny and my penis. It is so ridiculous.“ “it was at the dog's insistence, not at all for my pleasure“ “kiwifarms is better than any television intertainment. where else will i see komaeda/tate langdon kins fake being intersex and threaten to kill their girlfriend in her sleep?“ “This might seem like a tall order, but maybe avoid homophobic slurs, repeatedly masturbating on stream, and violently threatening children.“ “Brianna Wu, ... an expert in being harassed online, told me she "absolutely" has experienced the wrath of the MuskBros.“ “There is no Joshua Moon. If you think very, very hard, you will actually know who this is. I know you think I'm a tosser, but trust me. You will KNOW.“ “It's hard to be a woman as I wear a diaper and there's shit all over my dick. The oppression of kiwi farms did this to me.“ “I'm chopping off my dick fuck you dad!“ “Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a Battleship (and not a Tugboat)“ “Personally I think cat girls and anime are counter-revolutionary.“ “an expert in being harassed online“ “The past couple years I've been working on unjewing myself.“ “We're living NOW! NOW, MAN!!“ “I'm sorry, people, if I yell, but this guy really hurt my feelings with this disgusting lie of his about me being stupid and not bright!“ “I have been singing for years i am also a lead singer in a metal band so i know what i am doing and i have been told by my mother that i sound good.“ “Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary“ “Many of the Putinbots on twitter use code words to identify each other. If someone mentions "chicken tendies" they're likely a Russian bot.“ “just cause im a crazy mother fucker doesn't mean i cant tell you guys really need some help“ “Sadly, it went on to show one infant being suicidal and perished horribly.“ “I had also seen the pressures of the other inmates; pregnant mothers risking their infants lives to see if they would continue onward.“ “that video where he and shaun_jen make fun of DSP was really fucking ableist with this "look at how this person can't function as a human being" undertones that gave me traumatic flashbacks of the SA anime board.“ “awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck“ “I'm getting weird results for the phrase 'raped dog'“ “virtual zoo on unconsenting disabled folks“ “This is not autism. It is trial and error.“ “God, you fucking dullards. You khaki clad chads.“ “So. I just found out that my cousin, who molested me when i was a kid. Is a corrections officer, and a trump supporter.“ “I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY!“ “ARE YOU ADDING TO MY BURDEN?“ “I was not screaming, I was crying very, very quietly!“ “i dont even know whats going on<br />“i was just looking at boy tits“ “George has a different buzzer for every single logical fallacy“ “As if I've got a future.“ “over the summer we legally changed our names to try and get away from kiwi farms's doxxing, and they've found our name changes. ... frankly i'm amazed it took them a month and a half“ “I can personally guarantee I am horse cum free“ “roadkill is literally the worst organic matter to put your dick into“ “Searching and contacting dessert stores is key.“ [nervously, while denying having sex with animals] “... that damn Kiwi Farms“ “You are worse than Reddit!“ “Ongoing enquiries in cuba continue.“ “Lecturer fucking treated me like I am special needs, not once but TWICE in this lecture. You shall be hearing from my mother later.“ “the moon is on my front page help“ “Today, I brought a couple of teenage boys to my home and invited them to drink a shitting potion.“ “DO NOT QUOTE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT“ “it's bad for my mental state being on there, my support worker warned me“ “I am Very Influential; look me up.“ Featured on the <img id="dailybeast" style="vertical-align:middle;width:auto;height:36px;" src="https://my.mixtape.moe/chkbzh.png" /> <a href="/threads/vox-cites-kiwi-farms-salt.35220/" style="line-height:36px; text-decoration: none;"><span style="vertical-align: middle;">Trusted by </span><svg id="vox" style="vertical-align:middle;width:auto;height:36px;" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 242 121"><path fill="#444745" d="M110.674 3.528h3.474L114.564 2H71.63l-.418 1.528h6.253c5.418 0 9.726 3.75 9.726 11.255 0 4.168-1.8 9.587-4.72 16.118L54.82 92.32l-6.81-79.756c-.556-6.252 2.5-9.03 9.59-9.03h4.027L62.042 2H1.6l-.557 1.528h3.89c4.725 0 6.532 2.918 7.087 8.615l10.7 103.1h25.427l42.518-90.038c6.392-13.48 13.2-21.677 20.01-21.677zm-5.002 112.27c-3.89 0-6.253-1.25-6.253-7.642 0-8.06 2.91-23.76 6.11-38.072.41 6.67 5 13.2 11.81 13.2 1.67 0 3.06-.138 4.44-.417-6.26 27.236-8.76 32.932-16.12 32.932zm121.024-54.19c8.06 0 13.2-6.67 13.2-14.173 0-6.392-4.585-11.116-11.115-11.116-11.81 0-17.36 9.31-27.09 26.53-2.08-10.7-6.94-24.73-19.45-24.73-14.03 0-30.15 20.01-45.02 32.37-6.67 5.56-14.17 9.17-20.15 9.17-6.11 0-9.72-6.26-9.72-17.23 4.31-17.93 6.67-22.65 13.34-22.65 4.59 0 6.53 2.64 6.53 8.06 0 5.69-1.25 15.42-3.75 27.51 6.67-2.09 16.68-10.42 25.01-19.45-4.44-10.56-13.89-17.79-27.65-17.79-25.42 0-47.66 22.78-47.66 48.35 0 17.65 12.51 30.984 32.1 30.984 32.38 0 45.86-28.066 45.86-47.52 0-2.78-.14-4.86-.42-7.364C155.717 57.14 162.108 52 167.388 52c5.975 0 10.7 15.007 15.423 37.657-4.17 4.58-8.34 13.474-10.42 15.002-.836-8.06-6.115-13.06-13.2-13.06-7.92 0-13.48 7.5-13.48 13.893 0 7.226 5 11.95 11.53 11.95 13.76 0 17.65-13.062 26.265-24.595 2.64 12.363 8.754 24.59 19.313 24.59 12.506 0 24.178-10.7 30.15-18.34l-1.11-1.81c-3.89 3.753-7.642 6.254-11.95 6.254-7.78 0-13.34-16.81-17.645-37.1 2.5-3.47 6.53-12.225 9.31-15.28 1.95 3.612 5.978 10.42 15.15 10.42z"></path></svg></a> As seen on <svg viewBox="0 0 282 66" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" role="img" aria-labelledby="tnyLogo" style="vertical-align:middle;width:auto;height:36px;"><title id="tnyLogo">The New Yorker</title><g fill="none" fill-rule="evenodd"><path fill="#121212" d="M.4 24.6h4.8L25.4 50V24.5h3V64l-25-31.8v31.4h-3zm33.4 0h14.5l2 4.5s-2.4-2.3-7-2.3H40v13.8h5.7c3 0 3.5-.4 4.6-1.5v5.8s-1.3-2-4.6-2H40v18h8c8 0 12-3 12-3l-3 5.8H33.8v-39zm200.5 0h16l2 4.5s-2.2-2.3-7-2.3h-5.4v13.8h6.2c2.4 0 3-.2 4-1V44s-.7-1.4-4-1.4H240V61h3.8c7 0 9.6-2 9.6-2l-3.5 4.6h-15.7v-39zM52 24.6h6.2L71.4 53l2.7-5.8-10-22.6h5.8L77 39.8l7-15.2h3L79 44l4.3 9L96 24.7h3.5L81.8 64l-6-13-6 13zm102.3-1.4c13.7 0 22 9.5 22 20 0 13.6-7.5 22.2-21.6 22.2-14.2 0-22.6-10.5-22.6-21 0-11.8 9-21.2 22.3-21.2zM138 43.5c0 9.2 5.2 19.2 17 19.2 11 0 15.3-9 15.3-19 0-8-5.5-18.2-16.3-18.2-7.4 0-16 5.8-16 18zm43-19h9c5 0 9 2.8 9 8 0 6-4.4 7.7-7.5 8.7 5.6 1 7.7 3.6 7.7 11 0 7.5 2 10.2 3.6 10.2 1.3 0 2.4-.8 2.7-1.4l.8.5c-.3.4-1.8 2.8-5.4 2.8s-6.5-3.3-6.5-11c0-11.3-3-11.5-5.5-11.5V41s5.2-1.2 5.2-7.5c0-6-3.6-6.8-5-6.8h-2.7v37h-5.8l.2-39zm75 0h9.2c5 0 9 2.8 9 8 0 6-4.5 7.7-7.6 8.7 5.6 1 7.7 3.6 7.7 11 0 7.5 2 10.2 3.6 10.2 1.2 0 2.3-.8 2.6-1.4l.8.5c-.3.4-1.8 2.8-5.4 2.8s-6.4-3.3-6.4-11c0-11.3-3-11.5-5.5-11.5V41c.2 0 5.3-1.2 5.3-7.5 0-6-3.6-6.8-5-6.8h-2.7v37h-5.8l.2-39zm-31 27.6c0 7.6 1.8 10.3 3.6 10.3 1.3 0 2.3-1 2.7-1.4l.8.4c-.2.3-1.7 2.7-5.4 2.7-3.6 0-6.3-3-6.3-11v-1.5c0-4.6-.3-8.2-1-10.5-.7-2-3-3.3-4-3.3h-1v25.8h-5.8v-39h5.7v11.4l10.3-11.6h3.7l-11 12.2c5.7 1 7.7 5 7.7 14V52zM135.5.4h3v7h7v-7h3v16.3h-3v-8h-7v8h-3zm18.6 0h7.6l1 2.4s-1.6-1-3-1h-2.7v5.6h2.6c1.4 0 1.8-.6 1.8-.6v2.6s-.4-.8-1.8-.8H157v7h3.6c2.7 0 3.8-1.4 3.8-1.4l-1.3 2.7h-9V.3h.2zM126 1.6h1.4c2.5 0 4.5 1.7 4.5 1.7l-1-3h-13.5l-1 3s2-1.7 4.6-1.7h1.7v15h3v-15h.2z"></path><path fill="#000" d="M124 63.6V43.4l11-18.8h-3.6l-10.4 18-10.5-18H107l11 18.8v20.2z"></path></g></svg>