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Useless Mont-d'Or

... eat the hot dog, don't be one.
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Sea Hag Henderson

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You know, if the USA collapses in the near future and is remembered as a Rome like empire, they'll point to this shit as an example of how the country became too decadent and degenerate. So we'll all be remembered as some weird druggie homo raping another weird druggie retard in an RV after a weird druggie thot sucked off that retard.
 

Sneedbug

Sneed
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“do you think jersh would give me a pass for being
part Native American if i tell him he can colonize me”
 

Blackhole

bark
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Nov 29, 2019
I'm totally fine with video game developers making homemade molotov cocktails and either blowing their hands off or--if they manage to succeed in crafting and throwing one properly--burning down some small black-owned business during a riot
Trannies love using public bathrooms. It’s their number one hobby after cumming to violent porn and killing themselves
I thank God every day that I belong to a message board where people with a dispute can just openly call each other faggots and then go on with their lives.
The Chum Chalice has been proposed.
 

Sleazy Car Salesman

Believe me when I say that I will take your money
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From left to right:
- who?
- Jack that probably was informed that his wife's pussy condition is curable
- James that is probably possessed by some evil spirit to still work at Funhaus
- Barbara's boyfriend?
Oh boy, I look forward to watching this piece of shit, and doing a running commentary of every cheap looking set piece item and autistically searching for cheaper, better looking variants, like I did the newspaper for her previous movie.
Can someone more intelligent than me, please explain to me. Why the fuck does mica 2 have to go all the way to France just to film a dyke on a horse? I know people with performing arts degrees all think that France is some magical place of love and beauty when its just niggers with a French accent. Why doesn't she just fly the French to her if she is so desperate to have them?
Also what's with the bragging about having a horse in the film? She lives in fucking Texas, just get a horse there. But that would drive costs down if she did it locally wouldn't it.

Wait it's not even going to be in French, what the fuck is the point in flying everyone over there for '3 to 4 shoot days' apart from going on a holiday paid by her retarded paypigs. How are they not only accepting this, but paying for it. Fuck being a sheboon dyke really is easy mode in life where the fuck is my free $95,000 to go on holiday from my job that isn't even fucking work which I only got because I'm a sheboon dyke and tick all the boxes.
 

KiwiFuzz

TERF IRL
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I'm sure the legality of roleplaying as underaged animals varies, but most normal people are deeply unsettled by it. It's like regaining consciousness after a medical procedure only to have your surgeon tell you that most humans can ingest up to a gallon of cum without suffering any ill effects. It might not be illegal in its own right, but the implications are alarming.
 

Snigger

Resident Codemonkey
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Feb 5, 2022
"Josh told Frederick that he should have been yeeted off a cliff after he was born like the deformed babies of Sparta, left to wail mongoloid cries of pain from his shattered, crippled frame to a careless world until he mercifully expired among the bleached bone remnants of his monstrous ill-born retard peers."
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
True & Honest Fan
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Oct 11, 2014
For what doth it profit a man, to gain the whole world, and smell the amhole? Only one man has dared to snuffle the truffle of Kevin's lady compost heap, and he became (more) insane to the point he now yells at clouds on the internet, forgetting they are deaf and must be spoken to in ASL. Look upon the works of Wedge, ye foolhardy and despair, for he is an example of what happens when you fly too close to the stanky shit-sun of Kevin's wound that never heals.
I'm not sure this will be appropriate for the .txt without more context, but good GODBEAR did I laugh my goolies off reading it the first time. (it's about Kevin Gibes, of course.)
 

Sleazy Car Salesman

Believe me when I say that I will take your money
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May 27, 2021
We live happening to happening and talking point to talking point, never learning anything, it makes me sometimes wonder why bother following politics at all, but then i would have to accept the fact that i have no choice but to follow reality, and that would be an admission that i am in hell, and i'd prefer to ignore that possibility.
I don't approve of that and wouldn't want that on my conscience. I just wanted to see some niggers heads explode same as you. Same as everyone.
All Feds need to be ran over.
Look /pol/ when we said go outside this is not what we meant
Also thank you Josh and mods for closing registration so no more twitter users sign up and call us ableist for rightfully identifying the shooter is a retard
if I had a nickel for every time a grown adult obsessed with a children's cartoon shot up a grocery store I'd have 10 cents.


That isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.