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FarCentrist

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I miss /r/shoplifting. It was filled full of retards who thought stealing was risk free and now had a court case over some lipstick or a DVD.
Imagine the content if this subreddit was active during the 2020 burnings, looting and murders.

Looting Protip: if you want to steal clothes or TV's, wear all black and a mask and pretend to be part of the blm mob.

Looting Protip: In Cali, cops will only investigate thefts of items worth over $1000. Stay under that limit and you're good bro

Looting Protip: If you're black then people are less likely to stop you from looting cos it be racis and shit
 

George Lucas

Remove kebab.
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Jul 3, 2021
I'm here with Islamic content from the HEM subreddit I shared earlier. After exploring, you'll find most of the posts are essentially NSFW ThatHappened's with a little advertising thrown in. Everything's going to be spoiler'd from here on out cuz I know some of my boys out there be struggling with sexual sins.

The first one I'm going to share is what a lot of the subreddit is. Erotic stories disguised as 'experiences' that I'm sure we can all be certain 100% actually happened. This one is particularly boring and low-effort:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEndingMassage/comments/s73uvd/first_time_fs_with_my_atf/
https://archive.md/31z6L

What I'd guess this is, is some kind of front for advertising to a porn/webcam site or some shit. Idk the industry so I have no idea, but it's sus.

For reference, the previous post he was referring to:
https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEndingMassage/comments/s0zljg/found_my_atf/
https://archive.md/lFwTg

Next we have the type of quality content I was hoping for:

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Nigger straight up comparing hoes to racecars. How do these creeps even know this much? Oh wait, he probably doesn't know shit and is speaking from his ass.

Full thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEndin...how_do_you_know_if_a_place_offers_fs_without/
https://archive.md/Ozj8k

Obligatory troonwreck thread (speaks for itself):
https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEndin...tion_do_you_think_straight_men_would_be_open/
https://archive.md/vsVoo

Last on our circuit are the failure stories which are probably the best part of the subreddit. This one really warms my heart because it was this lad's 'first time'. He's clearly operating straight off a script, probably read some 'how-to' online and memorized with his Assburgers powers. So he starts feeling bold and grabs a masseuse's ass, and she proceeds to deny him any uncouth services. I really hope she was, in fact, a whore and not some poor lady getting felt up by a sad neckbeard redditard, but alas, I fear the worse. Oh, who am I kidding, I don't think whores even deserve to be touched by these losers.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEndingMassage/comments/s044fu/first_time_no_success_but_still_hopeful/
https://archive.md/gB7yF
 

dry roasted

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Sep 17, 2020
Just wanted to share this, the top post of all time on r/teachers. If you ain't woke, quit teaching, says someone who hasn't even started teaching yet. Bonus that post is poorly written and has multiple spelling/grammatical errors. Also apparently even white children are proficient at tying nooses to threaten black people with.
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Streetlamp

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G4tv subreddit is still doing damage control after their very unsuccessful and unhinged “Gamers are sexist” rant where Adam Sessler clapped like a wimp:

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"You may think that because this is Reddit, or the internet in general, you can sit behind your computer screens all comfortable and say what you want. And you're right, you can"

:story:

Excellent, back to our regularly scheduled programming of calling you faggots then
 

Tom Nook's Gloryhole

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May 28, 2021
Anyone autistic enough about reddit lore to remember how the BPD subreddit spin offs worked out?

I think there was a BPDLovedOnes where people could rant about their partners with BPD in a safe space, then over time they allowed actual BPD people in to show their sides of things and all of a sudden content was being mass reported for hate and the mods sided with the BPD people not those suffering who didn't feel safe anywhere else but there.

But I think there was a subreddit before that that did the exact same.
 

Lapis Lazuli

I came to laugh at you in Italian.
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Just wanted to share this, the top post of all time on r/teachers. If you ain't woke, quit teaching, says someone who hasn't even started teaching yet. Bonus that post is poorly written and has multiple spelling/grammatical errors. Also apparently even white children are proficient at tying nooses to threaten black people with.
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To this day, I still don't know what "anti-science" means and why someone would be against something that the majority of the population understands as a concept.
 

Shaka Brah

Patriotic Ass-Blasting Poster
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Jan 12, 2019
To this day, I still don't know what "anti-science" means and why someone would be against something that the majority of the population understands as a concept.
"Science" is the name of the new civic religion. Don't confuse it with the scientific method. It's the opposite, no searching for truth or experimentation is allowed.
 

Shaka Brah

Patriotic Ass-Blasting Poster
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Marshal Mannerheim

Kristus on Kuningas
True & Honest Fan
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Dec 6, 2020
I wonder why Tolkien supported the Nationalists. Surely George Orwell's book about socialist Catalonia will shed light on how wonderful and non-repressive the Soviet puppet state known as the Second Republic was:
When one came straight from England the aspect of Barcelona was something startling and overwhelming.. almost every church had been gutted and its images burnt. Churches here and there were being systematically demolished by gangs of workmen.
In other ways we were not badly off. The food was good enough and there was plenty of wine. Cigarettes were still being issued at the rate of a packet a day, matches were issued every other day, and there was even an issue of candles. They were very thin candles, like those on a Christmas cake, and were popularly supposed to have been looted from churches.
the Spanish working class did not, as we might conceivably do in England, resist Franco in the name of ‘democracy’ and the status quo’, their resistance was accompanied by — one might almost say it consisted of — a definite revolutionary outbreak. Land was seized by the peasants; many factories and most of the transport were seized by the trade unions; churches were wrecked and the priests driven out or killed.
Some of the foreign anti-Fascist papers even descended to the pitiful lie of pretending that churches were only attacked when they were used as Fascist fortresses. Actually churches were pillaged everywhere and as a matter of course, because it was perfectly well understood that the Spanish Church was part of the capitalist racket. In six months in Spain I only saw two undamaged churches, and until about July 1937 no churches were allowed to reopen and hold services, except for one or two Protestant churches in Madrid.
All the quotes are from Homage to Catalonia, Orwell's memoirs of the time he spent fighting for the communists in the Spanish Civil War.
 

LoudmouthLisa

You ALL have hideous hair!
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Anyone autistic enough about reddit lore to remember how the BPD subreddit spin offs worked out?

I think there was a BPDLovedOnes where people could rant about their partners with BPD in a safe space, then over time they allowed actual BPD people in to show their sides of things and all of a sudden content was being mass reported for hate and the mods sided with the BPD people not those suffering who didn't feel safe anywhere else but there.

But I think there was a subreddit before that that did the exact same.
I vaguely remember that one, but I might have it confused with the narcissist parents sub where it turned out that most of the people subscribed were themselves narcissists and were accusing their parents of being such because their mom or dad raised their voice one time. That slow realization I had was like a Twilight Zone episode, fun stuff.
 

cia-log

women and gahls
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Dec 29, 2021
Just wanted to share this, the top post of all time on r/teachers. If you ain't woke, quit teaching, says someone who hasn't even started teaching yet. Bonus that post is poorly written and has multiple spelling/grammatical errors. Also apparently even white children are proficient at tying nooses to threaten black people with.
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isn't that noose thing from a movie?

Anyway even if all these Netflix original series ass events happened how the hell is this helpful? Do you think this person realized school is just stressful for kids because of the way it's structured? They're crammed into spaces with each other where they form hierarchies like captive animals or prisoners? Maybe the kids at the top learn to be assholes because being at the bottom is bad enough to drive kids to suicide? Teachers should ignore all that to focus on conveying to kids whatever dumb fight twitter is having?

It's already bad enough that school is designed to crush independent thought in children. Having teachers whose entire motivation is reliving their own childhood so they can create a version of it that makes them feel better about themselves is just more pressure on kids to unlearn their own feelings and become whatever some self-obsessed adult wants.
 

Agarathium1066

My sense of balance is busted.
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Dec 17, 2019
I vaguely remember that one, but I might have it confused with the narcissist parents sub where it turned out that most of the people subscribed were themselves narcissists and were accusing their parents of being such because their mom or dad raised their voice one time. That slow realization I had was like a Twilight Zone episode, fun stuff.
Oh wow that was a blast from the past. I remember those subs being decent for a while, especially the ones focused on narcissist Mother In Laws. There were some both terrible and bemusing stories on there. I suppose its something of an inevitability with Reddit's habit of letting the lunatics run the asylum.