Revenge of the Cis is a daily, right wing pandering, topic-of-the-day comedy show hosted by failed comedians and drama mongers Royce Lopez (left) and Mike "Mersh" Schiele (right).
From their About Page (a):
In other words, Royce and Mersh saw an opportunity to move into Alt-Right-But-Not-Quite edgy comedy streaming that has been all the rage with Zoomers. They have largely relied on sensationalism and stirring up drama to build up clout, with basic-bitch political takes and riffing on cringe videos to pad out their shows. Some of the drama they've been involved in has not been by design, or did not go their way, making for some amusing sperg outs. This has lead to them building up quite the hate following, who's own failed attempt at a thread here shows how exceptional they can be.Back in 2010, longtime radio rivals and sometime allies Mike “Mersh” Schiele and Royce Lopez decided to team up and create a podcast that blended their two distinctly different, yet compatible styles. “The Fifth Circle” was a fun experiment in trolling, live radio and comedy. Despite going their separate ways and Mersh taking a 5 year sabbatical from radio, the show was an example of podcast excellence. In August of 2017 the tumultuous political climate and SJW-dominated entertainment sphere gave them a prime opportunity to team up once again and showcase their unique brand of conservative based, right-of-center comedy. This time they are taking on the corrupt media, the incompetent politicians and the entire Marxist-dominated world of academia. In less than 8 months, these two have been suspended and chased off of almost ever major social media and video streaming platform simply for speaking the truth. By humorously delivering daily doses of red pills, the guys have certainly had their hands full in this fight. We will continue to fight for free speech and truth everywhere we go! ROTC Media is the antidote to John Oliver, Trevor Noah and Samantha Bee. A multimedia news insurgency fighting against the likes of The Young Turks and It’s Going Down, ROTC remains 100% independent thanks to our supporters. If you like brutal honesty and hilarious right wing comedy, and you want something a little more sophisticated than Internet Bloodsports, you have come to the right place.
Both also have solo shows: Daywave hosted by Royce (a), and Nightwave hosted by Mersh (a). Daywave is pretty much just live prep for RotC that day. Nightwave is Mersh's soapbox to mope and whine about whoever has not noticed him that week or whatever gay op is going after him this time.
What follows is a brief history of stir ups and happenings they have been involved in.
The Legend of Schneider's Hidden Casting Couch
After starting their show in the summer of 2017, their first big break was covering allegations of sexual abuse and misconduct by longtime Nickelodeon showrunner Dan Schneider. These videos are still some of their most viewed.
This has caused a long lasting feud between Hoffman and Mersh, with Mersh still salty one of G-d's Chosen chose Mr. Mindset over him. He regularly accuses both of taking down his various social media accounts. Mersh even went so far as to start a change.org petition to get Cernovich kicked off twitter (a)
Like a pedo hunting Icarus, they would fly too close to the alleged kiddy diddling Sun, when they began to accuse popular YouTuber Styxhexenhammer666 of being a pedo. These accusations were largely based on comments he left on a teenage girl's channel, along with a bunch of memes and rumors about Styx originating from /pol/. This lead to an internet bloodsports match between them and Styx. The tough media insurgents instantly folded, apologized for everything, and were forced to sing Happy Birthday to Styx by undefeated Chief of the Superberry Tribe, Tonkasaw. Total humiliation.
This was followed up with a near real life bloodsports with conservative activist Joey Gibbson. Gibbson runs the group Patriot Prayer, the main foils to Rose City Antifa, the largest antifa chapter of Portland, OR.
The Owen Saga and the Tale of Teddy Spagetti
After the pedo boom went bust, and nearly starting a riot with a semi-pro riot instigator, the media insurgents found a new racket: tard cum merchants. The main cow they turned to was Owen Benjamin, a once respectable C-List celebrity turned YouTube conspiritard. This lead to a long back and forth, which was covered in detail by now-retired internet documentarian Porsalin (who will be important later our story later).
From Owen, they moved onto Owen's business partner Vox Day.
This is better chronicled in the Vox Day thread.
One of the (many) annoying qualities people have noted of RotC, is their tendency to treat cows like oil patches you must lay claim to before another oilman (dairy farmer in this case) can come and take all the milk, as if it was a precious commodity being sold and shorted on trading room floors.
A good example is Dayon HyperNova / Earl Shultz, which ROTC did popularize to an extent early on. However, within hours of the first ROTC clip on Earl being uploaded, his comments and facebook were full of the lamest stuff telling him "dumb tranny kill yourself" or some tired ROTC joke about Earl being Buffalo Bill. This sent Earl into DFE mode before the thread was even posted. It's not ROTC's job to babysit their fans but clearly with the fanbase they have, would have been nice if they told them not to harass people before documentation started, cause I can tell you no ROTC fan was documenting Earl. Without ROTC Earl would have been an even better lolcow.
Here is an example of an average ROTC viewer:
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Despite stealing (sharing) show ideas and subjects from the likes of the O&A subreddit (RIP) and RedBar Radio, Mersh is incredibly protective of who he claims to be his own lolcows. Not only this but he also forces his fans to make sure he gets credit should anybody else cover an official ROTC lolcow. The Lil Lunchbox saga perfectly encapsulates this. She is some mulatto clown woman who happened to agree to an ROTC interview way back when. Since then Mersh has claimed ownership so when James Woods started tweeting about her, naturally Mersh wanted his cut. The same thing happened when Metokur covered Lil Lunchbox later.
A tactic of Mersh's is to command his discord server fans to spam celebrities and other bigger streamers, brigading them to do his bidding. This can be seen below.
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The Worms have Turned
Despite being fully demonetized by YouTube, the boys would soldier on. But as the saying goes, its not the destination that matters, but all the friends you alienate along the way. The previously mentioned Porsalin, who had struck up a friendly acquaintance with RotC while working on his Owen doc, would turn on Mersh for being a prima donna needy faggot. Mersh had a petty beef with a tiny channel, who Porsalin was also friendly with. When Porsalin would stick up for Mersh in the rival's chat, Mersh called him out on Nightwave for merely being in that chat, and complained how Porsalin never talks to him anymore, much like a thwarted beta orbiter would to his love-to-be over Facebook messenger. Porsalin would make a video outlining the fallout.
Matt "Big Subs" Takes a Big Dump
While Pod Awful's campaign of terror was raging on, Royce and Mersh decided to pick a fight with YouTuber Matt Christiansen (a). He also hosts another topic-of-the-day news show, whose name is also a cleaver spin on a movie title, Beauty and the Beta (a). Matt would come onto Revenge of the Cis to face his accusers, which quickly dissolved into internet bloodsports.
Here is Pod Awful's sportball-like play-by-play breakdown of the whole affair.
But despite setbacks, spergs, and spergouts, Revenge of the Cis continues to grow and hold a live audience of 1k+ audience on YouTube, with a legion of loyal paypigs to make sure they stay in the game. Given their propensity to fling shit, and not take it well when thrown back (some of which has already been documented on this very site), a dedicated thread covering their antics and goings-on is more than warranted. And finally Hiiii Meershhh, Hiiii Royceee.
Post Thread Aftermath
In a surprised-but-not-suprised fasion, @Mersh has made an account to tell us all we are unwitting pawns in Pod Awful and Porsalin's grand scheme. This account has been verified by our own Feeder-in-Chief
First let me make it clear that I have no affiliation, relationship, or allegiance to either Pod Awful or Porsalin, other than liking Porsalin's documentaries. I have not participated in any fan group, page, or discord of either. Second, if the support for this thread among regular users is any indication, those guys you referenced are doing our work for us, not the other way around. Either way, welcome to The Farms Mersh, you can now say you are truly apart of The Farms."Let's get those idiots at Kiwi Farms to do our job for us! They are so dumb I bet we can convince them it's totally their idea! I could even make a new documentary since I got cucked by Owen Benjamin and nobody respects me anymore."
It's unfortunate, but you are all being used here. This is all the doing of the dude who hosts Podawful (the dude who sucks Maddox's dick) and Porsalin, the British documentary filmmaker who quits the internet every time his real identity starts popping up all over. Sorry these creeps are bringing D List level e drama here.
90% of the people bumping this thread are all part of this Discord. This was one of the saddest attempts I've ever seen. Good formatting though.
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Shortly after the thread was made, someone was caught making alts to specifically post in this thread
Mersh accused this person of being the actual Porsalin discussed in this thread.
While I initially had my doubts, Porsalin confirmed it was him on his Twitter.
- revengeofthecis.com (a) Main Brochure Website
- morelikeradio.com (a) Website of old Podcasting network
- @ROTCRadio (a) Main Account For RotC
- @MoreLikeRadio (a) (Account for Old Podcast Network Project
- @hippojuicefilm (a) (Royce's Main personal acocunt
- @terrorsperg (a) Mersh's Main personal Account
- @GunsForTards (a) Account For Failed Prank Mail Service, Twitter of Last Resort
- Revenge of the Cis Main Channel (a)
- RotC Backup Channel (a)
- Hippojuice Channel (a)
- Nightwave (a)
- Daywave (a)
- Mersh's Old Standup Channel (a)