Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

What's next for Bob Chipman?


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Chilson

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You know, looking at that tweet again I honestly gotta ask is Bobo and his ilk really that fucking stupid? Seriously, think about it they see that Trump has clearly messed up with the whole virus situation, the dude clearly didn't approach the whole situation properly. So, instead of being quiet about this shit, maybe even seeing how they could use this whole fuck up to their advantage, yet what do these chucklefucks do? Oh right, they spout the same shit that got him elected in the first damn place! How do you fuck up THIS badly?! You're basically being offered the man's head on a golden fucking platter...and you somehow managed to fuck it up! You are so blinded by your own idiotic politics that you can't even pull yourself together long enough to actually seize an advantage when you see it! The fuck are you idiots doing?
Its even better because their devotion to father Pooh patriarch of China, and not being able to shut up about china during this whole affair, they unintentionally remind Trump supporters and even moderates that China was the one who fucked everyone in the first place. Giving Trump the perfect out.
 

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Robert also said that the objectively shit "New New Warriors" was good, so this take isn't surprising. He has shit taste.
To Bob, any Batman-related news is just another opportunity to bitch about Joker.

Bob (from 5:07 and edited for brevity) said:
Why did the voices mad about Thomas marrying money instead of being born to it enjoy the Joker movie where the plot hinged on Thomas Wayne being an asshole?
Because being an asshole is not a huge departure for the character and because Joker is entertaining while this comic is toilet paper.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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Its even better because their devotion to father Pooh patriarch of China, and not being able to shut up about china during this whole affair, they unintentionally remind Trump supporters and even moderates that China was the one who fucked everyone in the first place. Giving Trump the perfect out.
Anyone who thinks Trump couldn’t have done worse should look North. Trudeau refuses to ban travel to and from China and won’t release the epidemiology modelling, the chief health officer for the federal government is Chinese and has deliberately spread misinformation about the efficacy of masks, and Trudeau is closing in on day 30 of his 14-day self-isolation, and he tried to sneak a provision into the financial aid bill for those out of work to make himself and the finance minister all-powerful until the end of NEXT year!
 

XtrmGamr719

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Anyone who thinks Trump couldn’t have done worse should look North. Trudeau refuses to ban travel to and from China and won’t release the epidemiology modelling, the chief health officer for the federal government is Chinese and has deliberately spread misinformation about the efficacy of masks, and Trudeau is closing in on day 30 of his 14-day self-isolation, and he tried to sneak a provision into the financial aid bill for those out of work to make himself and the finance minister all-powerful until the end of NEXT year!
Well this really shows us about who are the real threats to Democracy if someone keeps trying to seize power like a certain failed art student.
 

LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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He made another video about joker

I honestly believe that Bob sees scenes from Joker everytime he fucking blinks. It's gotten outright pathetic. He didn't act this fucking obsessed and butthurt over The Green Book beating Black Panther at the Oscars last year, and he sperged out so fucking hard regularly for that stupid film.
 

Sir Wesley Tailpipe

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Well this really shows us about who are the real threats to Democracy if someone keeps trying to seize power like a certain failed art student.
To be fair, Trudeau is somewhat of a renaissance man. Prior to going into politics, he was a part-time snowboard instructor and weed dealer in Whistler (Largely believed to be his motivation for rushing legalization and retroactively pardoning all weed-related cases, BTW), an amateur boxer who wasn’t good enough to medal in the Commonwealth Games, and a part-time substitute drama teacher. He has also said that he admires China’s basic dictatorship, and his economic theory is “Spend whatever you want, the budget will balance itself!” Truly an intellectual giant of our time.

He also backed off on promises of electoral reform when it became clear that any reforms he could enact would break the Liberal Party’s stranglehold on the Canadian system due to imbalanced seat counts. His current term is leading a minority government after coming in over a million votes BEHIND the Conservative party, thanks to reform of electoral districts in Quebec about ten years ago being blocked by the Liberal-dominated Supreme Court of Canada.
 

XtrmGamr719

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To be fair, Trudeau is somewhat of a renaissance man. Prior to going into politics, he was a part-time snowboard instructor and weed dealer in Whistler (Largely believed to be his motivation for rushing legalization and retroactively pardoning all weed-related cases, BTW), an amateur boxer who wasn’t good enough to medal in the Commonwealth Games, and a part-time substitute drama teacher. He has also said that he admires China’s basic dictatorship, and his economic theory is “Spend whatever you want, the budget will balance itself!” Truly an intellectual giant of our time.

He also backed off on promises of electoral reform when it became clear that any reforms he could enact would break the Liberal Party’s stranglehold on the Canadian system due to imbalanced seat counts. His current term is leading a minority government after coming in over a million votes BEHIND the Conservative party, thanks to reform of electoral districts in Quebec about ten years ago being blocked by the Liberal-dominated Supreme Court of Canada.
The only thing I know about Trudeau before his Prime Ministership (or whatever a Prime Minister's equivalent of a Presidential term is) is his usage of blackface on at least 3 separate occasions. And then I laughed at it with "the leader of a country is your representative" in my mind.
 

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Your move, Chief.
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God, what’s up with Bob hating on Joe Rogan?
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Wait! I think I know why!
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Doctor Placebo

Bloody, bloody 2020.
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Of course he would.

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Robert also said that the objectively shit "New New Warriors" was good, so this take isn't surprising. He has shit taste.
I'm not sure at this point whether it's incredibly shit taste or forcing himself to like things normal comic audiences hate out of pure spite. He keeps advocating for woke comic garbage that even the woke crowd thinks goes too far and is shit. Meanwhile, we can't argue he's just a consoomer for comic book stuff, because he hated the Joker movie with the flaming passion of a thousand burning suns.

Clearly what these properties represent to him in a broad social and political context is more important than their actual strengths as stories. Bright, childish woke shit is the superior future, complex character studies of people who are the wrong racial demographic are part of the obsolete mayonnaise ghoul past.

Robert also seems to have this weird fixation with the idea that it's good to shove the "right" entertainment down the throats of people who hate it. Probably because that's the approach to media of the totalitarian governments he admires.
 

Marissa Moira

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"I graduated from High-school." Fuck off Bob no you didn't. Also fucking lol at the idea that Bob wouldn't go digging into things looking to be angry at them. That's all Blob does, the fucker probably goes rooting through boxes of high sugar cereals to find the one chocolate frosted marshmallow flake that isn't double deep fried so he can tard rage at it.
Bob's problem is that he's never left highschool. He relives it every day.
 

Marissa Moira

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Clearly what these properties represent to him in a broad social and political context is more important than their actual strengths as stories. Bright, childish woke shit is the superior future, complex character studies of people who are the wrong racial demographic are part of the obsolete mayonnaise ghoul past.
People who read nothing but fanfiction justify the same shit. "Who cares if star wars is garbage think of all the great Reylo stories fan wrote! Stop complaining!"
 

Marissa Moira

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Letting China invade the US would be the equivalent of letting 70 million lemmings drown on tiny adorable makeshift boats. Japan and South Korea wouldn't be having any of that shit and that's even before they reach California.

If they want to go the other way around africa it would be fucking months and they would still get blown up half way.
 

XtrmGamr719

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Letting China invade the US would be the equivalent of letting 70 million lemmings drown on tiny adorable makeshift boats. Japan and South Korea wouldn't be having any of that shit and that's even before they reach California.

If they want to go the other way around africa it would be fucking months and they would still get blown up half way.
So basically if China tries to get ballsy, they’re in for a storm.
I genuinely don't even know that there was a Joker movie until Blob kept on bringing it up.

By the way, does Bob even respond to the "consoomer" memes?
I feel like he has by doing his usual responses of “fuck off ghoul” or “who are you?” in what I am imagining of the Wojak meme with the mask but him behind it.
 
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