Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob is already threatening to hunt down and eat his fellow leftists for wrong think on his new account

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Archive, cuz this shit is prime for backpedaling

It's kinda interesting to see someone who is so tribalistic that the very idea of someone else not being mindlessly loyal to the group makes them violently angry, that they hold a grudge about it for four fucking years.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

It's kinda interesting to see someone who is so tribalistic that the very idea of someone else not being mindlessly loyal to the group makes them violently angry, that they hold a grudge about it for four fucking years.

I’m pretty sure Bob’s default is tribalistic because he is a literal neanderthal who thinks of himself as a being of high intelligence.

 

[ditto]

Why would twitter verify your private account? Twitter’s current policy is much more stringent than it was when they were verifying literal who?s. I do love it when low level spergs like Bob and Nora Reed tag Jack like he’s going to read and respond to their tweets.

It used to be a rule that verified accounts couldn't go private, anyway.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m pretty sure Bob’s default is tribalistic because he is a literal neanderthal who thinks of himself as a being of high intelligence.

Bob is the typical low IQ individual who believes himself to high IQ and above the rabble.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'd really like to see him detail any of the ways that we were supposedly getting better under Obama. Because I lived through those years too, and y'know what I saw?

I saw a horrible malaise economy that limped along towards recovery (and was supposed to be accepted as "the new normal"), with billions in payouts to the "too big to fail" overseen by a Democrat Congress and President (yes, many Republicans voted for it too, but Dems sure were acting like the party of big business). I saw the continuation of globalist policies that hollowed out the Heartland, shuttered factories, and led to far too many deaths of despair. I saw millions of people lose the health insurance they were perfectly happy with, and no, they could not keep their doctor if they liked them. I saw foreign policy blunder after blunder, from the Arab Spring leading to the European refugee crisis a few years later, to the "Russian Reset," to Benghazi, to the Iraq pullout that directly led to ISIS, to the Iran nuclear deal that didn't actually stop them from continuing their work and gave them huge pallets of cash. Even Bobby's beloved space program had massive cutbacks, with planned lunar missions being pushed out or scrapped altogether.

Literally the only things I can see that Bobby could claim as a success are "we elected a black president" and "gay marriage, suck it Christfags." Eight years of Obama, and that's really all we got: the equivalent of a participation trophy and something that Obama himself had nothing to do with, aside from appointing more liberal justices.

Very few people got a better deal at the end of the Obama years, and pretty much all of them are super rich. That's real progressive, Robert.

Here's the disturbing part: Bob views most of that as a bonus. Factories shuttered, the Heartland declining, people losing their health insurance- all obsolete wasteland mayonnaise ghouls getting what they deserved. Bailouts to the corporations? Fine, since they are the backbone of the Superior Future (TM). Bob probably views the foreign policy blunders as bumps on the road to his mind being uploaded to a robot body, but I'll bet he's fine with them too: as long as it ends with him in the Superior Future (TM), he doesn't care what happens to everyone else. Remember, he deserves the Superior Future (TM) because he earned it, friendo.

 

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Here's the disturbing part: Bob views most of that as a bonus. Factories shuttered, the Heartland declining, people losing their health insurance- all obsolete wasteland mayonnaise ghouls getting what they deserved. Bailouts to the corporations? Fine, since they are the backbone of the Superior Future (TM). Bob probably views the foreign policy blunders as bumps on the road to his mind being uploaded to a robot body, but I'll bet he's fine with them too: as long as it ends with him in the Superior Future (TM), he doesn't care what happens to everyone else. Remember, he deserves the Superior Future (TM) because he earned it, friendo.

You have to be a idiot like Bob to think Obama issuing a executive order for illegals to not get deported despite not being abled to gain citizenship, expanding the NSA programs, having America be part of a useless climate deal known as the Paris Agreement, and paying premiums for healthcare that skyrockets a year is progress

Which is why I still don't know why Bob thought creating a separate twitter account was a good idea, unless he was forced to.

The Escapist's management probably told him to knock it off with his insane Twitter rants.

 

[Kornheiser]

What happens when his second account gets banned shortly? Will he moan on his main or shit himself and do nothing?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

What happens when his second account gets banned shortly? Will he moan on his main or shit himself and do nothing?

Then he will arrange to be airdropped in the wilderness near Jack's mansion. And if Jack is lucky, they will take Bob's knife away...

 

[The tired cat]

Then he will arrange to be airdropped in the wilderness near Jack's mansion. And if Jack is lucky, they will take Bob's knife away...

Pretty sure if they airdrop Bobo he'll just leave a crater big enough for Jack to make another swimming pool or least a human-shaped hot tub.

 

[Therealhomor]

Dropping Bob from an airplane would create an impact even more powerful than what Brianna Wu though Trump could do with moon rocks.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Robert's soyboy version of The Most Dangerous Game would end exactly like the original short story did.

Spoiler: For those who haven't read it

The man being hunted overcomes and kills the hunter, despite the hunter having a significant advantage on him in equipment and knowing the area of the hunt.

Although in this case, maybe it would be more a simple matter of Robert giving himself a heart attack from the exertion.

It's interesting Bob chose that particular story. There are any number of sociopaths who have become obsessed with that story to the point of it inspiring actual murder, with the Zodiac killer being perhaps the most well known.

 

[The tired cat]

It's interesting Bob chose that particular story. There are any number of sociopaths who have become obsessed with that story to the point of it inspiring actual murder, with the Zodiac killer being perhaps the most well known.

The only difference is that the Zodiac killer was never captured. Bobo being a dumb bastard would instantly tweet and boast how he killed a bunch of guys, tell where the corpses are located and how to solve his "elaborate" puzzles.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Nice consolation prize of Biden being the candidate is were probably going to get a repeat of filmroberts 2016 psychotic breakdown.

 

[HomerSimpson]

He responded to it here, archived here.

What the fuck does this even mean?

"you probably live a life that has never held intrinsic value as once understood to belong to nearly all human beings."

All humans have an intrisic value of consuming things that have no purpose aside from taking money from you? He missed the point so hard it's sad.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:

 

[MoleeloM]

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247918646598524928 (Archive)

"VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!! FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE !!!"

Gotta like how Bob has to include fictional superhero capeshit alongside politics as if the DNC are the Avengers and Trump is like Thanos.

Also lol "regressive motherfuckers"

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

"when you win"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:
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So mayonnaise ghouls are racist against white women?

 

[Marissa Moira]

21st century leader?

But among the democrats who? They're all holdovers from the civil rights era from 60 years ago.

 

[Cardenio]

Bob's numbers have taken an absolute decline. As of writing his most recent tweet from 8 hours ago shilling his Birds of Prey review has 10 replies, 13 retweets, and 104 favorites. On youtube his best most recent video is a 3 month old Star Wars video that has 109,000 views. Nothing else there can break 20,000 views. On The Escapist's Youtube Channel his videos get a fraction of Yahtzee's. In the past he could scoff off detractors as being a small group of trolls but virtually everyone has gotten tired of his shit.

If we are headed in a global recession Escapist will undoubtedly close and Yahtzee will just start his own Youtube Channel. And then Bob will be your local checker at Walmart.