Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

What's next for Bob Chipman?


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Marshal Mannerheim

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The first bit of this post is me talking in depth about history and religion. If you just want to see me laugh at the retard then scroll on to the end.
Criminalize Christians!
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Let me tell you a story, Bobby. In the 1920's, an atheist government with views much like yours took power in Mexico and closed down churches. The president said that the Catholic Church had kept the Mexican peasantry in ”darkness” and that ”in a year without the Sacrament the peasants would forget the Faith”. Sound familliar?

In response, those same peasants took up their rifles and fought the Cristero War in defence of their religious liberty. Want to know who won that war? I'll give you a hint; it's not the side which hanged Catholic priests in public and burnt churches.

So, Bobby, if you do want to criminalise Christianity, I have one thing to say to you; ¡viva Cristo Rey y Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe!
Let me point out that the (atheist) Nazi Germany, the (atheist) People's Republic of China and the (atheist) Soviet Union killed far more people than the (Catholic) Spanish Empire, the (Orthodox) Russian Empire or the (Anglican) British Empire ever did.

In fact, and to go back to what I said earlier, if you want to look at what ”Thinkers” can do to ”Believers”, just look at what the Camisas Rojas did during the Cristero War or the CNT-FAI did to Catholics in Catalonia.
I'm unsurprised Blob sees ambition as a vice; for him, the proper place for us peasants is ”own[ing] nothing and be[ing] happy”.
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The true academics, the people who matter, will know that Science is not a religion, but a social construct.
Science, in and of itself, is not a religion in and of itself; logic sits at the root of science and St Thomas Aquinas used that logic to prove God's existence instead of worshipping that logic. Neoliberalism and socialism, however, have replaced religion for a lot of people and are all too willing to use science for their own purposes.
"Mean Kampf", assholes, and trans rights. Luke and Bobby are surprised to learn that pronouns and fairytale biology are very low on the left's agenda:
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At the centre of trans ideology is the idea that technology can and should be an omnipotent force that allows people to change their biology. The average working-class person in the US has been negatively affected by this idea of an omnipotent technocracy; it's unsurprising that the working class have no love for troons, because they are, quite simply, sane.
The Rock as president, and the strategic alliance between Alaskan natives and GOP:
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I'm more surprised he managed to avoid calling them Uncle Toms.
The idea of ”whiteness” is a very recent construct and doesn't make much sense when you realise that Serbs, Bosniaks and Croats are all white and were all very happy to genocide each other in the 1990's, or that the white English were very happy to take white Irishmen as indentured servants and send them to the plantations.

Not to mention that I don't think either me or Bob could point to a Renaissance-era artist who took inspiration from African art.
What art and literature have the Roman and Greeks imported from conquered/expanded territories?
It's more accurate to say that the conquered territories imported Roman ideas than that the Romans imported conquered lands' ideas. If you look at Romania, you'll notice that the conquered Romanian population speak what's basically a Latin patois as opposed to Romans beginning to speak a dialect of Dacian.

I'm not too much of an expert on the Greeks, but what I do know is that after Alexander's time the Greeks in Egypt kept on speaking Greek to the point where Alexandria was very much a Greek city until the Arab conquest 900 years later, and the Greek kingdoms in India issued drachmas with Greek lettering on and pictures of Greek gods. If what Blob is saying was true, those kingdoms would have gone native quickly - in fact, Greeks in conquered lands tried to impose their culture on conquered peoples. If you look at the reasoning behind any of the Jewish revolts up until the Christianisation of Greece, they were invariably caused by Greeks trying to impose Greek paganism on the Jews.

The only three examples I can think of when Roman culture at large took in a foreign concept were Greek culture, and the Unconquered Sun and Mithras cults. The Romans modelled themselves after the Greeks because the Greeks were one of the most civilised powers there were while the Romans were running around raping the Sabines. The Unconquered Sun cult became a big thing in Rome in part because a crazy troon emperor decided that he would make himself high priest of it and that everyone had to follow it, while the Mithraic mysteries were basically the Roman version of Freemasonry as opposed to a seperate religion - a secret society that invited powerful people to join, had strange rituals and was distrusted by the establishment.
Bob has managed to out-retard a member of the Squad.

This is probably his first major success in life.
Bobby stans for some Azn chick, which attracts the attention of Coffin senpai:
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If slandering Asians is literally a hate crime, I wonder what that makes slandering half the country.
Emasculation. Bobby loves emasculation.
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Whenever I hear Bobby talk about castration my urge to grab a broadsword and head to Revere, MA rises exponentially.
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If the first thing you hear when someone says ”a race of reptilians who secretly control the world” is ”he must clearly be talking about the Jews”, you're probably the anti-Semitic one.
 

Flexo

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I just... I've really got to highlight this tweet from moviebob.
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MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU NOW! You keep whining about how others treat you, well they're just trying to kick your ass because of the insufferable shit YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING!

It probably triggers my almonds because I have run across people like this so many times who will fight back and stuff their ears at even the slightest critique, and then at some point years later, revisit their past and say, "Gee I was really at fault then. Why didn't anybody tell me?"

Well this is the board, Bobby boy. WE ARE YOUR COLLECTIVE ASS-KICKING.

I disagree. While Bob certainly has some traits associated with autism (poor impulse control, bad social skills, hyperfixations) those traits all have other possible explanations, and several key factors of his personality/behavior outright contradict it. I'm going to give my hot take on why down below. Please keep in mind I'm not a doctor and this isn't even remotely medical or clinical.

- Bob seems to have some form of superficial charm. I know when you look at that scowling, sunken-joweled lard ass the last thing you think is "charming" but he has a dedicated fanbase even if it's shrinking, and there are many people who watch his videos and like them without even realizing he's a jerk. Usually he alienates people when they spend extended periods of time and he says terrible things with him or ask him probing questions and he gives heinous answers. With an autistic person, you usually get the opposite. They're usually really bad at making first impressions because they're very fidgety, detached or awkward. You don't really see a lot of situations where someone with ASD seems totally normal and approachable at first but then outs themselves as a jerk later on.

- Bob's affect doesn't really match any kind of autistic characteristic. You'd expect a flat affect, straightforward or literal expressions, a matter-of-fact, dry tone and when emotions are expressed, they'd be highly expressive to the point of almost seeming cartoonish. Subtlety can be difficult for them and they can have a lot of trouble determining what someone's face or the tone of their voice means if it isn't super obvious. Bob has a pretty normal, even upbeat affect and seems to have decent control of his outward expressions. The things he says are usually pretty stupid, but he says them with confidence.

- Autism usually comes with a strong physical component where they'll be extra sensitive to sensory stimulation. This leads to fidgeting, messing around with objects, touching or feeling things in a weird way, or some kind of repetitive movements and/or ticks. Bob's movements lack any of that in his videos. His movements never see very hyperactive or stiff. The closest he comes to that is his annoying reliance on Youtuber Explainy Hands, but that's more overacting than anything.

I think Bob is a vulnerable narcissist and I think those symptoms fit pretty well, and I'll explain what I mean in another post. But as always, this is pure speculation and not meant to be an expert analysis.
Don't disagree with you, but like I've said before, I think people have more plasticity than we realize and that folks can train their mental health just like they can train their physical health. Just as Bobby has given himself diabetes, I think he's given himself a form of autism by being in the basement all the time, avoiding real life interaction and spending most of his time online.

And he was definitely a narcissist originally which has only led to more of this problem.

The legwork of ferreting out enemies of the state would bore him.
I marked you disagree on this. I know it's weird, and I'm not arguing that Bob isn't lazy, HOWEVER he regularly displays such a petty vindictiveness, I think if he somehow got it into him to be a secret police middle manager he would absolutely take to the job with gutso and work at it with an ethic that was downright protestant. Notice how the only times we see him do any research is when someone disagrees with him, then he goes on a twitter timeline hunt for some sign that person is bad or unclean in some way.

Oh no, the one thing that would get Bob off his lazy ass would be the chance to be the enforcer. This is a guy I would absolutely believe he would not only have joined the spanish inquisition, but then constantly bitch that they didn't go far enough.

If ”failure to remain awake and aware of the world” is a ”sign of lazinessxand [sic] intellectual weakness”, I wonder what that makes that tribe of Indians who use stone-age technology and shoot missionaries on sight.
Yeah it is fun to notice how many of Bob's reasonings would actually make the actions against the Amerindians justified.

Bob personifies one of the most despicable attitudes of those who nod at totalitarianism (as long as it's on their side, of course): "Anyone who's worried about this has something to hide." As was pointed out in that Twitter argument, Bob sincerely believes these horrid practices will never, ever affect him, but will certainly hurt the people he loathes. He'll continue to believe it right up to the moment the jackboot kicks in his door, and then he'll whine about how he was always on their side; why are you doing this to me? "Short sighted" doesn't begin to describe it.
Bobby's fate under the wokequisition, colored.
You gotta put it in terms Bob will understand.

"Are you gonna agree with the rest of the world when they get tired of Marvel movies, or are you gonna cling to the past and deny the MCU's irrelevance?
Or a better one:
"Hey Bob, most of the world is moving on from movie theaters. Why do you cling to them and demand they remain open instead of being torn down and the real estate put to better use?"
 

Marshal Mannerheim

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This is a guy I would absolutely believe he would not only have joined the spanish inquisition, but then constantly bitch that they didn't go far enough.
I doubt Blob would have gladly joined an organisation that was much more merciful than the secular courts of the time.

For me, Bob strikes me as the sort of person who'd feel right at home in the Cheka, not just because of his ability to change his conscience according to what was most politically convenient but because of the way he finds the suffering of his enemies fun.
Bobby's fate under the wokequisition, colored.
Indeed. The trouble with useful idiots is that they inevitably stop becoming useful at some point.

Case in point - Stalin was willing to use other Politburo members to become the Soviet leader, but when he did that all those potential successors quickly became threats and found themselves in the basement of the Lubyanka.
 

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I doubt Blob would have gladly joined an organisation that was much more merciful than the secular courts of the time.
Hence my line about him complaining they aren't harsh enough. ;)

For me, Bob strikes me as the sort of person who'd feel right at home in the Cheka, not just because of his ability to change his conscience according to what was most politically convenient but because of the way he finds the suffering of his enemies fun.
Bingo.
 

Mola Ram

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not just because of his ability to change his conscience according to what was most politically convenient

This is worth highlighting. Bob enjoying inflicting pain on his enemies (real or imagined) isn't all that surprising. It's the garden variety fantasy sadism of a total loser who blames everyone else for his failures. The mental contortions he willingly and openly makes to arrive at his favored conclusions are more startling. I'll never forget the moment that turned me into a Bob-hater for life: when someone had the gall to ask what, exactly, the difference was between Anita Sarkeesian and Jack Thompson, and he responded by staring at the camera as if he was dealing with a complete moron, then went on to say one was a right wing lunatic and the other one had wonderful feminist motives.

The question was about the censorship itself, and he knew that. "No bad tactics, only bad targets" is something he genuinely believes, and is too lacking in self-awareness to understand how sinister it is.
 

Marshal Mannerheim

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"No bad tactics, only bad targets" is something he genuinely believes, and is too lacking in self-awareness to understand how sinister it is.
What that maxim boils down to is that it's okay to commit genocide so long as you genocide the right target. Knowing Bob, that explains a lot of his remarks about mayo ghouls.
 

Flexo

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Try the entire genre of film noir.

I remember watching the colorized version of the Alistair Sim Christmas Carol one year with my dad. That's already a bad idea, as that version is largely shot as a dark, moody ghost story, but we reached one scene where my dad snarled at the screen: "Look! His pajamas, blankets, and curtains are all the exact same shade of green!" That was the end of colorized movies ever being entertained in my house.

Colorization was a debacle. John Huston testified in front of Congress and called the people who did it child molesters. He wasn't far off.
There is 1 good colorization effort.

what I liked best about Khan is that he was supposedly Indian, had a Persian forename more typically used as a surname, a Korean middle name, a Punjabi surname, and he was played by a Mexican
it was like having a European character called König László O'Shaughnessy, and having him played by a Maori
I know there were a set of eugenics war books which tried to "fix" the old lore (making the war more underground than an outright traditional war). SFDebris has been doing an audio book of it for patreon which I haven't even bothered to listen to. However I wonder if the author took the above and decided to run with it as all those touches being clues as to the genetic cocktail that they had to blend to make Khan. I could totally see trek nerds doing that.

Bob is Harry Mudd without the charm: a minor pest reliant on robots for sex.
Disagree. Harry Mudd at least had a wife.
She's hotter than anything Bob will ever touch.

He says right there in the afterword that he's writing a Christian tract. Read the afterword. GLIMPSE at the afterword.
FYI: The author is a she and is Scandinavian.

I'll never forget the moment that turned me into a Bob-hater for life: when someone had the gall to ask what, exactly, the difference was between Anita Sarkeesian and Jack Thompson, and he responded by staring at the camera as if he was dealing with a complete moron, then went on to say one was a right wing lunatic and the other one had wonderful feminist motives.
Here! Let's do a screencap of that.
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BTW, I found this. How do we do the archiving on here? This seems almost OP worthy. (Seems to be a compilation of his "saga")
 

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He is dying slowly. And even if you pitch him against someone of comparable physical state, Bobby's slow deterioration will be more painful to him than the other guy's degeneration to that guy himself, simply because Bobby holds on to some sci-fi myth of immortality, and bears the grudge that it is everyone else's fault that he must die.

Le Cordon Bleu avec Chris. Remember the Mooby gimmick that had him squeaking and bouncing?
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Fucking Christ why would anyone be excited for a shitty overpriced event branded on a fictional fast food chain from a forgettable hipster comedy from the early 2000's?
I really don't understand the devotion people have for Kevin Smith. What the fuck does that talentless do to make all the consoomers want to slob his knob so much?
 

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Fucking Christ why would anyone be excited for a shitty overpriced event branded on a fictional fast food chain from a forgettable hipster comedy from the early 2000's?
I really don't understand the devotion people have for Kevin Smith. What the fuck does that talentless do to make all the consoomers want to slob his knob so much?
Movies like Mall Rats, Clerks 1-2, Dogma, and some of the Jay&Silent Bob movies. Combined with the guy actually being a good blog writer, stand-ups/talks, and a few podcasts, finishing off with him knowing his "geek shit". But, all this stuff I mention is from his old days, now the mofo is pretty much a walking shill, a hack movie director (seriously the dude hasn't made a single good movie in a while) and desperately trying to cling to his Jay&Silent Bob "glory" days.
 

Mola Ram

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There is 1 good colorization effort.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7905466/

The tech has advanced enormously since the Ted Turner days. One other big difference is that this is a good approximation of what the reality was, while most b&w fiction was filmed with bizarre colors chosen specifically for how they looked on film. Any attempt to colorize such movies is largely speculative on what it was "supposed" to look like.

Disagree. Harry Mudd at least had a wife.

Man, I haven't watched TOS in so long I forgot Mudd had ever porked anything but his sexbots. I'd say Bob might be Cyrano Jones, but that guy was a decent salesman with a product everybody wanted.

Here! Let's do a screencap of that.

When I picture Bob, this is what I see, not the Mario image. Nicely done.

Fucking Christ why would anyone be excited for a shitty overpriced event branded on a fictional fast food chain from a forgettable hipster comedy from the early 2000's?
I really don't understand the devotion people have for Kevin Smith. What the fuck does that talentless do to make all the consoomers want to slob his knob so much?

I'm a little too old to ever have been bowled over by the charm of Kevin Smith. I liked Clerks well enough, thought Mallrats was ok, hated Chasing Amy (mostly because Joey Lauren Adams is nails-on-chalkboard irritating and even when I was younger than the characters I just could not grok Ben Affleck getting that bent out of shape over shit that happened in high school), and found Dogma to be exactly the kind of idiot flick made by a half-assed Catholic who has barely examined his faith. My brother, on the other hand, was the perfect age for Smith, and worshipped these movies. There still exist images of him dressed as Silent Bob for Halloween. Over the years, he stopped caring about Smith and while he still enjoys the movies doesn't hold them up as anything special.

The difference? In the interim, he's gotten a wife, kids, and a rewarding career.

Arrested development. It's a helluva drug.
 

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The tech has advanced enormously since the Ted Turner days. One other big difference is that this is a good approximation of what the reality was, while most b&w fiction was filmed with bizarre colors chosen specifically for how they looked on film. Any attempt to colorize such movies is largely speculative on what it was "supposed" to look like.
Right. Plus Peter Jackson - who opposed the colorization efforts - pointed out like you said that the original film makers made their films black and white intentionally. The old war footage he was using tech to "fix" was taken by people that you know would have fully intended to use color film had it existed.

Because it's not a story, it's history. It was real.
When I picture Bob, this is what I see, not the Mario image. Nicely done.
Yeah I've had that image pop in my mind when I read his tweets a lot too. It makes me want to slap him even harder.

We should have a new poll for the thread: What does Bob fear the most?
Self-awareness.
 

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The tech has advanced enormously since the Ted Turner days. One other big difference is that this is a good approximation of what the reality was, while most b&w fiction was filmed with bizarre colors chosen specifically for how they looked on film. Any attempt to colorize such movies is largely speculative on what it was "supposed" to look like.
Here's a picture of the Addam's Family filming set:

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I get an icky feeling looking at this, mostly because everything is some sickly shade of flesh tone. Trying to convert a black and white version of this back into color would require painstakingly painting every object with an original color, and why bother doing that when you can train people to respect the original vision of a film/episode director? The kind of people who would refuse to watch a 60 year old series/movie because it's black and white would probably refuse to watch a 60 year old series/movie because it's old, outdated and problematic. So why try to pander to them anyway?

When I picture Bob, this is what I see, not the Mario image. Nicely done.



I'm a little too old to ever have been bowled over by the charm of Kevin Smith. I liked Clerks well enough, thought Mallrats was ok, hated Chasing Amy (mostly because Joey Lauren Adams is nails-on-chalkboard irritating and even when I was younger than the characters I just could not grok Ben Affleck getting that bent out of shape over shit that happened in high school), and found Dogma to be exactly the kind of idiot flick made by a half-assed Catholic who has barely examined his faith. My brother, on the other hand, was the perfect age for Smith, and worshipped these movies. There still exist images of him dressed as Silent Bob for Halloween. Over the years, he stopped caring about Smith and while he still enjoys the movies doesn't hold them up as anything special.
I'm guessing Mooby's is a form of Chuck E. Cheese's for adults. It's logo and interior look cartoonish and underdesigned. No wonder the Chipman clan loves it. It should be a crime to put such expensive gin in what is essentially a saline IV bag with a straw.

I can understand why Kevin Smith was popular in the 90s, but he and his schtik were so interwoven with the times and so narrowly focused on a particular stage of a young man's life that his work was doomed to have a short shelf life. People cling to Kevin Smith today for the same reason Cinema Roberto still has fans - they want to cling to the comforts of their youth when they were as hip and as cool as they were ever going to be and they want to live in a world where what they like will always be loved and popular. They're essentially this guy, only more pathetic:

 

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Ralph Barnhardt

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BTW, I found this. How do we do the archiving on here? This seems almost OP worthy. (Seems to be a compilation of his "saga")
25 seconds in and I'm starting to see things I recognize
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The original video was posted to Bob's channel on December 29, 2011 and I swear that's the same couch they were all sitting on in 2018.
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Notice the booze for all of them? And I never noticed until now that Bob has removed the pull tab from his Labatt Blue. Interesting.

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Funny enough, when I went to the compilation video the first suggested video was James Rolfe playing Mario Maker levels his little girl made.
Good daddy Jim > Creepy Uncle Bob
 

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