Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly, now a diabetic

What's next for Bob Chipman?


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Bob used to work with Jim so there's a chance that he can get in that bussy
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Hoverhanding a hog
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I wouldn't bother with this but Bob didn't seem to care about Jim, save for a time or two when he got super political, until he put on the wig. Maybe it's just because he's retweeted the pic of Jim with his fat butt buddy but this seems so mundane and unworthy of note that I'm suspicious of Bob thirsting for this angel.
Given how many "angels" he orbits, retweets, and simps for, Bob may be going for Trannies as even his deluded mind is starting to realize he can't score with a real woman.
 

Franz Joseph

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is amazing how openly he is being a hypocrite by simping for AOC. The alternative is that he truly believes that the vax pass will save us all and they are doing it right which would may be equally embarrassing.

Hes only doing it cause he wants AOC to touch his pee pee. Just like how he wanted post wall hot dog girl to touch it, and we all know how that ended for Bob.
 

JayHarrison

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Holy shit guys. This is amazing.

Twitter user Edward__Bernays: The designer of AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress is dating a dude worth $100 million who's a descendant of the Lehman Brothers. They're dabbing us, y'all.​
Moviebob, asskisser: Why does it pis you off so much that [...] women [...] should have money, nice dressed or go to a party?​

Yes, it's because they're your precious POCs and not that all of them are gigantic hypocrites who do not practice what they preach and flaunt it while they do it. You've solved the case.
I have no problem with women having money and a nice wardrobe selection. Moviebob, however, has an OBVIOUS problem when it comes to people criticizing people's hypocrisies, especially when it comes to people calling Bob out for his own verbal gymnastics. (Personal note: When you put AOC in a multi-thousand-dollar evening dress, she makes it look as if she got it hot off the rack from her favorite Goodwill [thrift] store.)



"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"
I'm not baffled. But Moviebob is so full of bullshit, he's a never-ending font of molten bullshit.

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Moviebob, eugenicist extraordinaire: ...Texas just demonstrated that [...] ONE rogue state with too much superstition in its judiciary can strip [women] of human rights.​

You don't have a right to kill fetuses.
E-X-ACTLY! Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution do the word abortion and infanticide ever appear.

What's funny is he's trying to counter the notion the coasts have undue power. They have the highest EC votes, huge technocratic power, untold amounts of corruption, and organized gangsterism.
Not to mention sketchy electoral processes (see Pennsylvania and Georgia this past November).

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Moviebob, blind even while wearing glasses: ...SOME may view [celebrities'] very ascendancy--even if they started partway "up" because of activism that came before [...] AS the fight: Not to simply "end" power but to CLAIM it for righteous hands and causes.​


Theyre not kings of the black, gay, or whatever people Bob. They're literally chosen by the elites because their choices are oriented along the lines of the same goals.
More often than not, Moviebob and the celebrities he blindly worships fall into the "do as I say, not as I do" camp. Additionally, not a single one of Moviebob's causes are righteous in their motives.

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How about the actual poor people, and people who are suffering?
If someone blows a whistle that triggers Patreon to cancel Moviebob's account on that site, then and only then will Bob start caring about the poor and suffering. Doesn't mean Bob will start caring about anyone but himself, I imagine.

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Who is the operator and what is being run down Bob?
Is it God and the foundation of traditional morality?
Rage Against the Machine is an outdated band title. It should be "Comply With the Machine".



I find it odd that Moviebob, a man who has never been to Texas and has nothing to do with Texas, views Texans making laws in their own state as something that directly affects him.
Remember: This past March, Moviebob openly called for "decent" Texans with as little as a head cold to cough all over Governor Greg Abbott until his term ended. If the Boston Online Film Critics Association, Bob's ass would have permanently blackballed at that very moment.

The fact AOC is a Latina and therefore higher on the totem pole of wokery than Moviebob does not mean her "tax the rich" stunt was anything other than bad optics and hypocrisy.
Bingo.



I've never seen someone so willing to lick the boots of corporations, governments and celebrities of any given kind.
He's willing to lick AOC's boots because he thinks she'll have sex with him and make him Secretary for Eliminating Mayo Ghouls after the revolution.
I wouldn't be surprised if Bob's already impregnated these boots.



By Bob's logic, the best person to consult about sparkplugs for a Land Rover is a cello player.
A professional cellist still makes for a better mechanic than Moviebob ever will for a "thinker".
 

A Very Big Fish

I became what I always was
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Given how many "angels" he orbits, retweets, and simps for, Bob may be going for Trannies as even his deluded mind is starting to realize he can't score with a real woman.
See, I gotta disagree with you there friend. Bob still believes he earned and deserves his superior future. If Bob can believe that, he can definitely believe he deserves the attention of women.
 

Positron

Wearing the same blue mask since 2004
True & Honest Fan
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Someone told a story about Norm MacDonald. This is Bobby's response:
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All Bobby's "jokes" are about violence, and they leave you wonder who cut off his sack.

I don't remember when it was, I think it was a few times, where Bob talked about the rich people in The Hunger Games movies and how they were so gaudy and over the top and I'm pretty sure he called them gay coded
We don't have to search, because Bobby just repeated it, while his orbiters supply some Further Readings.
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Bobby and co wax lyrical about the stratagem of Queen Ocasio-Cortez
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What non-sequitur, and what the fuck is "moral capital"?

"You are just jealous that rich people get laid!!!!"
("Sweet sweet Alexandria, who is tending your rose bush tonight?")
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Once again, by "fine arts" Bobby means Jeff Koons. (BTW google "Jeff Koons Made in Heaven". That's some EPIC shit!!! Don't do it at work though)

Glenn Greenwald excoriates AOC and her Squad. (Twitter thread; Substack article)
Here's Bobby's conclusion.
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Bobby loves to berate people for not knowing how metaphors work. Now the opportunity comes for Bobby to educate his cronies:
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Another man comes to white-knight AOC:
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AOC's shenanigans makes Bernie even more endearing:
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Bobby thinks all workers work 9 to 5, which is especially funny because he thinks "creatives", most of whom have no fixed hours, belong in the working class.
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WTF?

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Boring shit about Oklahoma and White Nationalism. Why not turn War on Drugs into War on White People?
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Good luck.

Mah precious JEWZ!
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An Uncle Tom will never be as good-looking as a white man:
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Bobby thinks whatever that kills a civilian deserves a medal:
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Bobby tries to start a feud with Michael Tracy, who, unlike Bobby, has a book contract and has at least one famous woman finding him hot:
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Your weekly reminder that Cancel Culture doesn't exist...
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... and your daily reminder that women finds him gross.


The headless furry chicken got its own emoji!
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Megan Fox has now been upgraded to "woman who is intelligent":
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Fat white creep creeps on Pocahontas:
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Lol what fucking context can this tweet be taken out of?

Dob Chipman:
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Given how many "angels" he orbits, retweets, and simps for, Bob may be going for Trannies as even his deluded mind is starting to realize he can't score with a real woman.
Here he is, simping for girldick:
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Bob Chipman script, naturally.
 

Gaear Grimsrud

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His talk about Norm is monumentally insincere, there's probably tweets of blob shitting on him a few years ago when he said anti-MeToo shit before his Netflix show.

Norm would insult blob to his face and blob would pretend it's a joke only the two of them got.


Bob does a sad tweet for any actor/comedian/celeb/Hollywood type who dies. Even problematic ones.

Trust me, if Kevin Sorbo and James Woods die, Bob will do a tweet that he is mourning.

He believes celebrities are better than everybody else, so it's always a big deal to him.

And why is he fucking choked up all day over it? Yeah, I get that you liked his comedy, but you didn't even fucking know the guy. Is this worth crying over? Why is he such a fucking crybaby? A guy his age should be more hardened to the world than this.

Although I guess the past has shown that Bob just cannot deal with death. It terrifies him to the core, and he will not accept that it's an inevitable fact of life. He thinks the mayo ghouls just need to get out of the way so we can defeat death.
 
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Jaracainofthewind

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Someone told a story about Norm MacDonald. This is Bobby's response:
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All Bobby's "jokes" are about violence, and they leave you wonder who cut off his sack
This makes me really mad. Like, actually. Because its weird to call a Comedian an inspiration. But to an autistic kid watching him as Death on Family Guy and realizing that sarcasm delivered right can be really funny. And one thing is, we have endless paper trails on Bob. I dunno, if I've ever thought of him as funny. I don't know if he has ever made me laugh. Even when I was his actual audience. Yahtzee and Jim made me laugh. Those cutscene guys made me laugh. Shit, Chris and DSP have made me laugh. But, not Bob. So, he can shove his empty platitudes up his ass

On the other hand, like I said. Its weird to call him an inspiration. But without Norm, I might be a slightly different person. But like uncanny valley slight. Its incredible arrogance to call myself funny, but I think my endless posts of sarcastic and deadpan barbs show that Norm actually influenced me. Particularly the one where I joked that Null had also fucked his mother right after Chris. And like, I also respected him too much to just ape him like a retard. Well after I grew up a little and understood how to tell jokes. Until then I was quoting that "Wow thanks Cosmo, now I can finally learn how to please my man" line like a idiot.

I am not a big "this celebrity was my idol" kinda guy. I just teach. I am not a musician or an artist or an author. No famous guy set me on my path in life. But, I have always enjoyed making people laugh by being dry, and sarcastic, and cheerfully misleading. And its a quality, thats made me friends, and set me in the minds of all kinds of people. The world lost a real one today. Rest in peace dude.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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I'm biting the bullet and just listing all the regulars and the Bob knob slobbers. I know it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue by I find the phrasing funny for these mindless sycophants. So here is my totally not comprehensive and not complete list of the dipshit deacons of The Church of Bob. I will do my best to treat this as a living document and update it with any new information or new folk so that we can have it all in one place. This is presented in no order so don't think that there's a method to this madness. I'm sure I missed something or someone and got stuff wrong so please let me know so I can correct. I'm only one inmate.

So without further ado, ladies and guntlemen, fellow Bobologists, I humbly present the very people who have helped make Bob the man he is today.

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Luke is an aspiring programmer who no one will hire, possibly because they are a weirdo troon. He likes to sperg on and on and on and on about meaningless bullshit. He has a giant, and probably literal, hard on for Ellie from, specifically, Last of Us 2. Luke can be occasionally seen crying about something and Bob will be there to let Luke cry on his massive tits.
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an artist's interpretation of what that looks like

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Horny Thorny, actual farmer
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Notice the eyes and how no matter where you move they never look at you or the same direction. Creepy!

Thorne is a weirdo who thinks $200k is not a lot of money. He moonlights as a vtuber on twitch and it's as riveting as it sounds. He has no job so he begs people for money so he can get his dick snipped and run his farm. The farm seems to be his own personal petting zoo of ducks which from time to time mysteriously die. Thorne will occasionally pitch a bitch about something and because he is a troon Bob is there to retweet him.
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before the dress
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I did not edit this in any way. This is the first video he did after he finished his System Shock 2 playthrough. I didn't even notice the title till I took the screen shot.
After he needed a new gimmick to get people to notice his fail to launch youtube channel
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Actual quote from Alex in his Black Panther review that's totally not aping from Brad Jones's Midnight Reviews
"God I wish I was the right skin tone to fucking love this movie cuz it just doesn't mean as much to me as it does to other people and I wish I could share in that but it was still really good!"

Alex reviews mainstream movies and...manga. He can be seen in Bob's replies with the level of mentality that comes from marketing yourself as an uglier and dumber Contrapoints.
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ANGEL STATUS: CONFRIMED ANGEL
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2013 Arkle
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2021 Arkle
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In the event you were wondering what Harry Potter character The Real Human Arkle is
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Brian Webber, The Real Human Arkle, is a man who has tried for about a decade to make something out of his many podcasts and video projects to no avail. To cope with this he plays Star Trek Online. He works at an Amazon warehouse and was convinced that right wing chuds tried to get him fired.
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This was not nearly as bad as the time he had to stop his podcast career in 2012 because he got shit canned from Taco Bell.

01 August 2012​

August 1st Update on the Status of Arkle Studios​


Hey loyal listeners (the few I have left). So, yeah, this has been taking a lot longer than planned. The move got delayed due first to the timing of my unemployment hearing. How did that go? Sadly, the court sided against me even after my Taco Bell managers admitted under oath that they didn't know if I knew the policy I got fired for existed, which I didn't because it was brand new and I had not been briefed on it. Seriously, they put down as the reason I was denied my UE benefits that I knowingly violated the policy. I still have the packet they sent me for my appeal, and an audio recording of the hearing exists. Robin and Teresa admit; 1: That normally they inform employees about new policies and have them sing something but "did not do so" for the new social media one. and 2: that they posted it somewhere in the office and just assumed that I had read it. They say this even though when Robin fired me, she asked me if I knew about it, and I said "No," which was true, and which she didn't deny at the hearing. So yeah, Taco Bell is evil. Don't eat there. Ever. Let them try to sue me for defamation, like I said, I have a paper trail that can back me up. This social media policy they have now has chilling First Amendment implications. If an employee there, people who bust their humps for less than a living wage, can lose their job for the mere act of venting after a rough day... Anyway, so, much as I was hoping I could be recording by now, I had to vacate my apartment a bit earlier than planned. My landlord (also named Robin, coincidentally) was aware of my situation, and apparently had wanted me out sooner than I left. My now former roommate Bryan was surprisingly generous, letting me stay all of June and half of July while I was getting no Unemployment, and no job interviews during most of that time Yeah, I stopped getting interviews before the end of May, the month I was actually fired in. Employers aren't even bothering to let me know they "Went with someone else" anymore, I'm just being ignored. Joy. Oh, right California. I forgot to mention that here. yeah, I have to go live with my grandmother in Rialto, the city I grew up in originally before moving to Colorado in '91. It's that or homelessness since, thanks in large part to my now having been fired twice in two years (the first time actually being my own fault, which is why I don't complain about it the way I do with Taco Hell). Shipping my belongings has been difficult, given the lack of income. Even selling much of the things I own that people will actually buy (sadly not much as not even my portable iPod speakers were accepted by my local pawn shops) has not given me enough to send everything. Luckily, even though my ass had to be tossed on the 18th of last month, my Aunt Wendy was kind enough to let me store what I hadn't shipped yet in her garage while I stayed at my Dad's place, where I had very little space and no real privacy to speak of. And currently I'm house sitting for Wendy while she and her husband are on vacation. That's where I'm writing this from. I'll be here until the 10th, then back at my Dad's until the 15th, when my Mom and Step-Dad will be paying for my train ticket into exile. I know that sounds insulting, but I've talked this out with them, and they're sympathetic. They live in California themselves, across the street from my grandma's to be exact, but they want to be there. They get that Colorado has been my home for 21 years; except for a few conventions, all my happiest memories are here in the Centennial state. They aren't offended by this sense of dread I feel having to go back to an area that has one of the worst public transportation systems in the country (remember Who Framed Roger Rabbit?I wish I lived in that alternate-reality SoCal. Not because of the cartoon but because in that movie, public transportation won), which sucks for a PT reliant person such as myself. The only real bright spot in all this is that my grandmother will be letting me use her computer. And that, once I'm settled in anyway, is when I can start podcasting again. Because dammit, I miss this gig. I'd be doing it these next few weeks from Wendy's place if not for the fact that having only a Guest profile on her computer means I can't download the necessary software. So that's where things are at. Thanks for sticking things out with me, the 3 fans I'm sure I have left after this latest, and by far longest unplanned hiatus I've had since I started podcasting in 2008 Hopefully I can double that number for 2013. ;) P.S. Oh, and thanks to everyone whop checked up on me when news of the theater shooting in Aurora broke. Aurora is a suburb of Denver, so some early news reports said it was Denver proper where the shooting happened, and my fans and friends know I live in Denver, but not necessarily where, and The Dark Knight Rises is the kind of movie I would go to a midnight screening of if I had the money (fact: last midnight screening I saw? Terminator Salvation). I was actually more than an hour bus ride away, and asleep when it happened, but you guys had no way of knowing that at the time. So again, thanks for the concern.

Posted by Brian "Arkle" Webber at 8:12 AM

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He gets shout outs from some podcast called Two Gay Geeks which led me to believe that he was gay but Arkle set the record straight.
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If you look even vaguely feminine Arkle will jerk off in front of you, with consent.

Arkle can be seen in Bob's tweets doing his absolute best to mimic his beloved Bob in every way shape and form.

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actual face (from 2012)
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Cathy has the misfortune of being an actual woman on the internet that has a hobby that gives Bob an excuse to follow her and occasionally like and retweet her posts.
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TrueMetis is a leaf that came on our radar last year when Bob ate shit for lamenting that Covid didn't just infect his political enemies. TrueMetis truly lives up the True & Honest Fan tag. He can be found in Bob's replies simping for the Lord of Lynn. Occasionally he will get sempai to notice him and get that coveted like or retweet.

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Owls, as best as I can figure, used to be a twitter handle for some French phone company what was moving into the Misawa prefecture in Glorious Nippon.
Somehow Owls took it over, went DFE, and preceded to do nothing but attack those that would dare besmirch the good name of the great lapsed pope Diabeeto. That is not an exaggeration. He was the most autistic white knight until teamimpossible came along.
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the autist couldn't even center his new pfp right :story:
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It doesn't matter what account he makes. He will always been known as TeamImpossible. TeamImpossible is an actual autist who's response to anyone he doesn't like or makes him mad is to say some form of "shut up nazi" and drop the mic with a block to the point that even Bob himself had to tell him to calm his autistic tits.
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You will find TeamImpossible in every hot take of Bob's calling people who don't suck Bob's cock a nazi, save for that bizarre time that he got mad at Bob for him saying that we shouldn't trust George W Bush.
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Weirdly enough TeamImpossible does not follow Bob. I still expect big things from this rookie.

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Not so sexy, real Scottish man face

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As Casey is a furry troon who does the vidya he can be seen being retweeted by Bob or trying not to engage with him on threads with fellow stink ditch fan, Arthur Chu.

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Artie is guy who's claim to fame is once being on Jeopardy and being dumb. He can be seen occasionally retweeted by Bob and in Luke Armstrong's, bootleggirl, replies. It's only in his tweets and Lukes does Artie seem to even interact with Bob.
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full picture of Sean's lack of chin
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Sean is a leaf troon who tries to be into nerd and movie stuff and because of that he can be seen being retweeted by Bob.
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ANGEL STATUS: CONFRIMED ANGEL
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lol
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"Penolope" is a shitty pundit who is in the same sphere as Luke and Arthur so of course that attracts Bob. That and the whole troon thing. You can see him actually in Bob's tweets from time to time. He also interacts with a personal cow of mine
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if this video does not change your life then you have no soul

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Riley is a troon who talks about movies and troon shit so, yeah total Bob magnet. He evidently worked at The Escapist, according to the archive, as an editorial assistant so that explains some things.
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Riley can be seen retweeted by Bob and occasionally in his replies.

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ANGEL STATUS: CONFRIMED ANGEL
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lol and those degrees did exactly what for you?
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SJW Godzilla is Moviebob lite. There's not much more to him. He's boring. This is about the point that the ever growing realization of how utterly empty these people are crashed upon me. You can find him being retweeted by Bob and in Bob's replies.

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"Would you fuck me?"
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"I'd fuck me"
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Towering clam is a 37 year old tranny streamer who is ex-military so don't you little bitches ever say any fucking thing about him as he graduated top of his class. Not only is he trans, he is queer which I can only imagine means that he goes for women. He can be seen interacting with Bob on troon shit.

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ANGEL STATUS: CONFRIMED ANGEL
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Russ is a 29 year old guy with at least one child who tweets an obscene amount about football and woke issues. He is an old fag one the roll playing website Giant in the Playground and is still on it to this day.
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He for some reason keeps a gun cabinet in his kid's play room which is based.
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He can be seen in Bob's replies clapping like an arfing seal.
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I did no photo editing trickery. That's his real forehead.
The before and after
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Faith is a tranny from North Carolina. He shows up often in the Rat Kings forum, particularly orbiting around Rhys McKinnon. He talks about troon shit and cries because guys keep ghosting him because, shocker, life is not like You And Me. Not only does Faith describe himself as "bisexual, transgender, polyamorous" he describes himself as a "mother". Faith can be seen in Bob's replies when ever there's troon shit to sperg about. Bob can be seen in his replies whenever Faith gets dumped.

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Troon who defends his the Lord of Lynn from anyone who's too stupid to understand deep stuff like transgender issues. There's not much more to him. There is speculation that this is the reincarnation of a dearly departed white knight Lass_Library who got yeeted in the summer of 2020. He is followed by Bob so it's possible.

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ANGEL STATUS: CONFRIMED ANGEL
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Mos is an old fag
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Has no idea how money works
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Has never actually managed anyone
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and is WOKE
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Mos is a newcomer who seems to fancy himself a programmer but as far as I can tell has only made fonts for DOS. There is speculation that he may be transgender but nothing definitive has been shown. He can be seen in Bob's replies giving big brained takes as seen above or when he kinda got into a fight with TeamImpossible with the Bush speech.

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ANGEL STATUS: UNCONFIRMED
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Naomi Wu, no relation to John Walker Flynt, is a Chinese national inventor/engineer/something. She loves robots and DIY electronics. She gained notoriety on places like reddit because she gave herself ridiculous balloon tits
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proving once and for all that bringing your waifu to life would be a crime against God. She parades her massive melons out in public all the time which redditors love because they fucking love science. She types English far, far better than she speaks is leading some to believe that she's actually some kind of psy op plant from Beijing or everything's being ran by her alleged husband Timaz. That last bit would be weird because she claims to be a lesbian and her gayity was the reason she got mad at Vice.

Because she's allegedly a lesbian and talks about robots and promotes glorious China, Bob is desperate to get all up in them guts. To make matters worse Naomi will actually interact with Bob, on her's and only her's tweets. To make matters even worse she only does that because she is a brand and she knows how to string her whales along. She basically said so herself
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That is one hundred percent her.
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Much like another love interest this does not deter Bob from pursuing her in his eternal love quest.

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Aimee is a leftist/Marxist white woman from that has problems with a lot of leftist talking points/platforms/ideas and she is vocal about it. As such she must be made to suffer. Bob's campaign against her was first recorded on April 14, 2019. From that point on he would go on to give her the Greenwald treatment, tweeting nonstop in feed and dunk quote tweeting on her. She would occasionally confront him in good faith to try discourse but you can imagine how that always turned out. A person can only tolerate slamming their metaphorical wiener in the car door so much and eventually she blocked him. Bob took that as a sign of pride and hung that block over his toaster oven. Not to be deterred Bob would open up an incognito window and screen cap her tweets, at first blotting out the name and pic but that became too much work, and continue to dunk on them. At some point her account was flagged down by flaggots so she created new accounts and this STILL did not stop the Lord of Lynn from finding her and continue the dunking on assault. Her original account has since been reactivated. You will see her pop up, though not nearly as much as before since he's turned his attention to Greenwald, on Bob's timeline

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09-17-21 - formatting change, updated Thorne and Arkle's section, added Naomi Wu and Aimee Terese
9-22-21 added links for Aimee

I wish to thank @Flexo for giving me a space to dump a lot of this information and giving me a place to "work". Give our resident brobot a hug and a beer, won't you?
 
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Jetpack Himmler

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And why is he fucking choked up all day over it? Yeah, I get that you liked his comedy, but you didn't even fucking know the guy. Is this worth crying over? Why is he such a fucking crybaby? A guy his age should be more hardened to the world than this.
Fuck. I'm actually distantly related to Norm (fourth or fifth cousin, I believe) so I have more of a reason to mourn him than Bob, but I won't because I didn't know the guy either and he never showed up to any family reunions.
 

Positron

Wearing the same blue mask since 2004
True & Honest Fan
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
I'm biting the bullet and just listing all the regulars and the Bob knob slobbers.
Does anyone know whatever happened to Lass_Library?
You can also add Naomi Wu.
Also if you have time please do BimboPolitics (@bimbopolitic) and Ah-mee (@abollmer). Both are confirmed Angels.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
space reserved for the one that got away, Aimee Therese
She gets problematic:

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Koby_Fish

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Someone told a story about Norm MacDonald. This is Bobby's response:
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All Bobby's "jokes" are about violence, and they leave you wonder who cut off his sack.


We don't have to search, because Bobby just repeated it, while his orbiters supply some Further Readings.
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Bobby and co wax lyrical about the stratagem of Queen Ocasio-Cortez
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What non-sequitur, and what the fuck is "moral capital"?

"You are just jealous that rich people get laid!!!!"
("Sweet sweet Alexandria, who is tending your rose bush tonight?")
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Once again, by "fine arts" Bobby means Jeff Koons. (BTW google "Jeff Koons Made in Heaven". That's some EPIC shit!!! Don't do it at work though)

Glenn Greenwald excoriates AOC and her Squad. (Twitter thread; Substack article)
Here's Bobby's conclusion.
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Bobby loves to berate people for not knowing how metaphors work. Now the opportunity comes for Bobby to educate his cronies:
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Another man comes to white-knight AOC:
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AOC's shenanigans makes Bernie even more endearing:
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Bobby thinks all workers work 9 to 5, which is especially funny because he thinks "creatives", most of whom have no fixed hours, belong in the working class.
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WTF?

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Boring shit about Oklahoma and White Nationalism. Why not turn War on Drugs into War on White People?
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Good luck.

Mah precious JEWZ!
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An Uncle Tom will never be as good-looking as a white man:
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Bobby thinks whatever that kills a civilian deserves a medal:
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Bobby tries to start a feud with Michael Tracy, who, unlike Bobby, has a book contract and has at least one famous woman finding him hot:
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Your weekly reminder that Cancel Culture doesn't exist...
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... and your daily reminder that women finds him gross.


The headless furry chicken got its own emoji!
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Megan Fox has now been upgraded to "woman who is intelligent":
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Fat white creep creeps on Pocahontas:
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Lol what fucking context can this tweet be taken out of?

Dob Chipman:
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Here he is, simping for girldick:
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Bob Chipman script, naturally.
someone needs to tweet-reply this to Bob:
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BTW @Positron, I'm pretty sure Lass Library and this person are one in the same (just a different avatar; I believe Lass Library acct got bant for some reason):
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Positron

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BTW @Positron, I'm pretty sure Lass Library and this person are one in the same (just a different avatar; I believe Lass Library acct got bant for some reason):
Yeah Lass_Library got banned, but his bullshit wasn't limited to troon issues like troon-flag guy's does.
 

Koby_Fish

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Yeah Lass_Library got banned, but his bullshit wasn't limited to troon issues like troon-flag guy's does.
What made me sure they're the same person is the part of the twitter username after the @ and I distinctly recall the @ username being almost identical and the whole confederatio delende thing being on the lass library account too.
 
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The Shadow

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Bob should remember to be careful what he wishes for, lest the day of the jackboot comes to rend his little corner of Assachusetts asunder. I'm imagining some National Guard troops amped up on popping their combat cherry against the brothers Chipman- Chris will crumble as soon as the beer runs out, while Bob will be trapped in his basement in a rising tide of his own urine.
 

Ralph Barnhardt

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This is treason Bob.
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This is also how you can excuse a military take over you stupid manchild. Milley, at the very least, should be stripped of his rank and sent out on a dishonorable discharge. If there was actual law and justice left in this country he would be executed as traitor who aid and abet are supposed to be. And miss me with any "he did good by stopping a war" bullshit. He went to China to give them updates on our military because he was scared Trump was going to start a war all the while apparently completely unaware that his own people and our own diplomats were lying to Trump CONTINUOUSLY about the amount of troops in the mid east. Why did they do that? They didn't like that Trump was pulling troops out of places like Syria because that would disrupt the mid east of some fuckery. How do I know this while stuck in my cell? Am I actually a secret leaker? Am I Q? No. I know this because THE FUCKING FAGGOT GLOATED ABOUT IT TO THE GODDAMN MEDIA
Outgoing Ambassador Jim Jeffrey, the U.S. special envoy for Syria, admitted in an interview with Defense One to misleading President Donald Trump about the true number of U.S. troops deployed in Syria and convincing the president not to withdraw troops.

Jeffrey said, “We were always playing shell games to not make clear to our leadership how many troops we had there.” Jeffrey said the actual number of troops in northeast Syria is “a lot more than” the approximately 200 troops Trump agreed to keep in the country in 2019.


According to anonymous sources who spoke with Defense One, the true number of U.S. troops in Syria is said to be around 900, though the precise number is classified and reportedly remains unknown even to Trump and other members of his administration hoping to bring U.S. troops out of foreign engagements.

Trump called for the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Syria at the end of 2018 and again in October 2019, both times receiving pushback. Despite calling for the withdrawals, both times Trump was convinced to leave a contingent of U.S. troops in the county.


“What Syria withdrawal? There was never a Syria withdrawal,” Jeffrey told Defense One. “When the situation in northeast Syria had been fairly stable after we defeated ISIS, [Trump] was inclined to pull out. In each case, we then decided to come up with five better arguments for why we needed to stay. And we succeeded both times. That’s the story.”

After his October 2019 call for the withdrawal of troops from Syria, Trump was convinced last year to agree to keep between 200 and 400 U.S. troops in the country to maintain control of oil fields. The actual number of troops in the country is said to be much higher than Trump was led to believe.

CNN national security correspondent Jim Sciutto similarly tweeted hearing claims that Department of Defense officials deceived Trump about the true U.S. presence in Syria.


“In #TheMadmanTheory, senior DOD officials told me how they fooled Trump into leaving troops on the ground: ‘If you look at his tweets, they were definitive about leaving. And then we didn’t leave. And now we haven’t left, we’re still there, and that’s a good thing,'” Sciutto tweeted.




Jeffrey’s revelations come days after Trump fired Defense Secretary Mark Esper and three more top DOD officials resigned following Esper’s removal. Jeffrey himself is now set to retire, Defense One reported.

In 2016, Jeffrey did sign a letter with dozens of GOP national security officials, criticizing then-candidate Trump as not qualified to lead and raising concerns about his ability to handle foreign policy decisions. In his latest interview with Defense One, Jeffrey actually credited Trump with achieving more stability in the Middle East than President George W. Bush or President Barack Obama.

“Nobody really wants to see President Trump go, among all our allies [in the Middle East],” Jeffrey said. “The truth is President Trump and his policies are quite popular among all of our popular states in the region. Name me one that’s not happy.”
Milley is getting praised for this for the only reason that Orangemanbad. He didn't do what Snowden did and reveal the government actively pissing on our rights. He didn't even do the barest of bare things that troon Manning did and show the world that we were blowing up reporters. Milley went to China, who at best cannot even be called our ally, to tell them the state of our military without authorization, behind Trump's, his commander and chief, back because he was "scared".

Fuck a duck fam nothing seems to matter anymore.

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Well that'll teach me to read a headline without looking into it. This book that is quoting Milley was written by one Bob Woodward. Bob Woodward is famous for breaking the Watergate story. Bob Woodward more recently wrote Fear: Trump in the Whitehouse. For those that don't remember that book was a tell all about how everyone in the Whitehouse was afraid of Trump. It was based on hundreds of hours of interviews with "aides" about stuff they overheard big officials say. As far as I've seen almost every person named in the book has denied the veracity of what's in the book to the point of calling it a fabrication. Woodward's response has been basically "yeah huh!" meaning it's all hearsay.

However, I do wanna see Milley's response to this.
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archive of the article

If Woodward lied and made this all up then he lied about Milley committing a crime that is punishable by death, just to make Orangemanbad look more badderer. I would prefer that because that means Bobbyboi gets caught showing his ass, again, with this Gorilla Channel bullshit and the alternative is that our millitary is completely corrupt and compromised and people like Bobbyboi are okay with that.


Does anyone know whatever happened to Lass_Library?
Yes. Lass_Library got yeeted in the summer of last year. For what I do not know.
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If he came back as something new I'm unaware of it.
 
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Laughingjoke2

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Oh, he still thinks he'll get to fuck a woman he believes is worthy of him. He's just loosened up his definition of woman.
His hatred of Shrek was telling when he said he hated the message of the 1st film with Fiona. Everyone in the world thought the message was looks don't matter its what's inside but Bobert read it as Ugly should stay with Ugly.

He knows he's ugly but thinks/thought he'd get a beautiful woman and as time goes by and he finds out that ain't ever happening he's becoming more bitter and like you said widening the definition of "woman".
 

Judge Dredd

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What is this obsession with wacky shit?

I don’t know about you guys but I’m sick of the autistic bullshit, that calls itself entertainment, we get today.
Another aspect I've not seen mentioned is "irony". You see this with hipsters in general.

Everything is too "goofy" or "stupid" to take seriously. If you say you do so ironically, you can play the 300IQ intellectual on Twitter while still watching someone in bat themed tights punch clowns.

I've seen people continuously assert that they believe Robert to be reading this thread, and that his income from Patreon is derived from a slew of people who, supposedly a long time ago, somehow forgot their meager contributions to him, and never bothered to check their transactions? How many of the Chipman aficionados truly believe this?
I don't. Before @Ralph Barnhardt posted the list, my guess was most of Bob's support came from Gen X Nintendo fanboys who never moved on from 2008.
 
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