Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy, Now On Probation for E-Stalking
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Does he know those gas station flowers are literally crack pipes?
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 bucks.
Are you kidding?? there are no women on the internet, except those on Tinder or Snapchat or name your ethot web-application site. Kiwis? why they are ALL men of course, that's why they are so jealous of Russhole's talents and good looks. There are no WOMEN here and you must be a mentally ill troll to suggest such a thing, all women are just waiting for him to show them the better life that only he, Russell Greer can bring to them, you hater!! RRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here's a random Russ thing I made a bit ago.
He can use it for his self-promotion.
Or include it as a poster with his next album.
It would also make a great endorsement for keytars once he makes them cool again.
He can use it for his self-promotion.
Or include it as a poster with his next album.
It would also make a great endorsement for keytars once he makes them cool again.
No. He was accused of it once by a single-post account. It was never verified, and the wording use in the supposed 'post' by Russhole was completely different from his usual delivery.
He's a faggot, but not, you know, a FAGGOT.
Spawn
TRULY AND HONESTLY DOSENT GIVE A DAMN
Well maybe but i dont know. If a man gets desperate enough he will do just about anything.
Fanatical Pragmatist
Watching the world burn
He would probably drop his pants, bend over and take it in an instant if someone convinced him that's all he had to do to get Taylor Swift to marry him.
Back when he was well-groomed and looked normal he would've been a 3, easily. Not ugly ugly, just unfortunate (even without his frozen face). These days though he seems bound and determined to hit the zero mark the more unhinged he gets. He's not there yet, but when he reaches the homeless saga he will be. Factor in his personality and -5 is way too generous, though.
Clovis
Kadir-Buxton Method practitioner
Hit by mystery green goo? I've seen enough comics to know he's now going to mutate and get some heinous super powers. Although in Russ terms, being basically competent and functional would pretty much be a superpower level-up.
Wonder what his kryptonite would be?
Eta: of course it cleaned his windshield. You just know he lets his car get as grody as fuck if he won't keep himself or even his phone clean.
Wonder what his kryptonite would be?
Eta: of course it cleaned his windshield. You just know he lets his car get as grody as fuck if he won't keep himself or even his phone clean.
Soap or shampoo, I would imagine.
Flatbill Oligarch
highest and mightiest, hundreds of baes
The homeless saga is going to be great. He should move to spokane and room with Lucas and they can go on hooker expeditions together
Tonberry
Everyone's (Favorite) Grudge
This is what makes Russell a quintessential lolcow, and my favorite personality trait of his. Every single time something goes wrong in Russ's life, his natural reaction is to double down on his stupidity and escalate things even further. He could've stopped after TS's agent just told him she can't accept music gifts, he could've just stopped after Erika asked him not to message her again, he could've just forgotten about Ariana Grande after his amazing plan to seduce her by paying for a backstage pass didn't work. There's always a point where any normal person would've given up and just moved on with their lives, but that thought never even crosses Russell's mind.
Russell is a cautionary tale of the dangers of letting tropes from 90s feel-good movies rule your life. Sometimes you should absolutely give up on your dreams, especially if one of those dreams is to get a young billionaire celebrity to suck you your penis and make you rich and famous.
Quiet Dignity
I know hurting hurts
Lucas has exhausted Spokane, he should move to Vegas with Rusty for the ultimate buddy adventure. Starring Jon Favreau, and Vince Vaughn with a jawful of anaesthetic. Money baby!
Kosher Salt
(((NaCl)))
Nice to see this good old screenshot revived right after Russ's "song about body positivity" PR campaign.
Fanatical Pragmatist
Watching the world burn
They would not get along well.
Lucas would never go with Russ to get hookers, as he would rather stalk public parks to creep on teenage girls from a distance.
After 100 attempts, Russ would finally manage to find a hooker to take him on as a client. Whether or not they actually had sex is irrelevant as Russ would tell Lucas that he had hot steaming amazing sex. This would send Lucas into a raging rant about Gen Z zygotes and telomeres and shit, at which point Russ would accuse Lucas of hating disabled people. Lucas would then accuse Russ of being an agephobic republican bigot and proceed to throw shit at Russ.
Russ would press charges against Lucas, while also creeping on any poor paralegal he encounters; meanwhile Lucas would rant into another video under the bridge how the cops are actually on his side #ACAB
I look forward to the influx of new users once they google his name and read what all he's done. All the PR in the world wont save him from himself.
Of course not. Just like he doesn't know what "cockblocking" actually means and that he was admitting he was trying to get Taylor Swift to fuck his gross self.
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