Does he know those gas station flowers are literally crack pipes?Something just struck me when he was whining about giving away his gas station flowers to someone who was his age range, does grussel ever give flowers to someone he doesn't have a boner for?
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 bucks.
I want you all to stop and consider that there are quite a lot of female Kiwis round these parts, myself and other regular Russ posters included.
We comment on this thread all the time and keep up to date on Russ’ antics.
In essence, KF is responsible for providing Russ with the most voluntary female attention he’s ever gotten. Ever. He doesn’t even need to awkwardly trap us during our work shifts, or pay for our time at a sleazy brothel! We come here to talk about him of our own volition!
Russ should be more grateful for all the Farms does for him, smdh.
Yknow he is gay for pay knows the hooker scene well enough. Guys could Russel become a gay prostitute to make ends meet on the vegas street. (Or be forced into it by a pimp after pissing him off because yknow it is russ we are talking about)
Well maybe but i dont know. If a man gets desperate enough he will do just about anything.No. He was accused of it once by a single-post account. It was never verified, and the wording use in the supposed 'post' by Russhole was completely different from his usual delivery.
He's a faggot, but not, you know, a FAGGOT.
He would probably drop his pants, bend over and take it in an instant if someone convinced him that's all he had to do to get Taylor Swift to marry him.Well maybe but i dont know. If a man gets desperate enough he will do just about anything.
Yes! But it was only...Something just struck me when he was whining about giving away his gas station flowers to someone who was his age range, does grussel ever give flowers to someone he doesn't have a boner for? Like maybe his folks are in the hospital, or his neighbour lost a pet, things like that.
I have a strong hunch the answer is no, not even for his folks
The fact he only gives to someone he finds attractive and available to fuck is God awful.
Back when he was well-groomed and looked normal he would've been a 3, easily. Not ugly ugly, just unfortunate (even without his frozen face). These days though he seems bound and determined to hit the zero mark the more unhinged he gets. He's not there yet, but when he reaches the homeless saga he will be. Factor in his personality and -5 is way too generous, though.He'd be a 2 or 3 even with a normal personality, but as is, he's a -5 or so.
Soap or shampoo, I would imagine.Hit by mystery green goo? I've seen enough comics to know he's now going to mutate and get some heinous super powers. Although in Russ terms, being basically competent and functional would pretty much be a superpower level-up.
Wonder what his kryptonite would be?
The homeless saga is going to be great. He should move to spokane and room with Lucas and they can go on hooker expeditions togetherBack when he was well-groomed and looked normal he would've been a 3, easily. Not ugly ugly, just unfortunate (even without his frozen face). These days though he seems bound and determined to hit the zero mark the more unhinged he gets. He's not there yet, but when he reaches the homeless saga he will be. Factor in his personality and -5 is way too generous, though.
This is what makes Russell a quintessential lolcow, and my favorite personality trait of his. Every single time something goes wrong in Russ's life, his natural reaction is to double down on his stupidity and escalate things even further. He could've stopped after TS's agent just told him she can't accept music gifts, he could've just stopped after Erika asked him not to message her again, he could've just forgotten about Ariana Grande after his amazing plan to seduce her by paying for a backstage pass didn't work. There's always a point where any normal person would've given up and just moved on with their lives, but that thought never even crosses Russell's mind.If he stopped RIGHT NOW and did a 180, his life would still suck because he can't erase his mistakes. But he keeps going.
This is a ticking time bomb at this point.
Lucas has exhausted Spokane, he should move to Vegas with Rusty for the ultimate buddy adventure. Starring Jon Favreau, and Vince Vaughn with a jawful of anaesthetic. Money baby!The homeless saga is going to be great. He should move to spokane and room with Lucas and they can go on hooker expeditions together
Nice to see this good old screenshot revived right after Russ's "song about body positivity" PR campaign.
They would not get along well.The homeless saga is going to be great. He should move to spokane and room with Lucas and they can go on hooker expeditions together
I look forward to the influx of new users once they google his name and read what all he's done. All the PR in the world wont save him from himself.Nice to see this good old screenshot revived right after Russ's "song about body positivity" PR campaign.
Of course not. Just like he doesn't know what "cockblocking" actually means and that he was admitting he was trying to get Taylor Swift to fuck his gross self.Does he know those gas station flowers are literally crack pipes?