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Careercow Ryan J. White / RWhiteGooseSpeedrunner, "The Goose is Loose!", Sockpuppet extraordinaire, Booger Eater, Cheater/Splicer, Psycho

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  1. no, he did make a video on the sub only chat though
     
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  2. About what?
     
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  4. I don't know much about low-poly Vince Vaughn, but I like his commentary on speedrunning.
     
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  5. The irony in this is just outstanding. Hes almost figured it out
     
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  6. We need more 'SpedRunner threads. Also, 'SpedRunner should be its own sub-threadlist ala the tumblr one.
     
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  7. I have another thread in the works atm on a twitch streamer, I might make another spedrunner thread depending on if im lazy or not.
     
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  8. I mean, Goose that's Tinder you dope. Most people on tinder are either crazy, whores, sluts, fuckboi's, casual daters or a weirdo.

    Youd be under weirdo in that category as reminding every girl on tinder you arent looking for "degenerates" and youre a hardcore Catholic gudboi probably isnt gonna land you a nice girl. If you want that, I suggest going to your church on sundays or church hopping til you find the right girl for you
     
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  9. I'm gonna be a bit pedantic here but that was Bumble not Tinder. It has the gimmick of requiring the girl you match with to send the first message otherwise the match just expires after 24 hours, and overall it does seem to have a marginally higher quality of women; all of which are likely out of reach of gooses' autistic grasp.

    Regardless that was a pathetic attempt at game/being witty/whatever the fuck he was going for.
     
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  10. I think OP has been pretty unaware to the situation with goose, aside from his streams, none of his posts are serious he literally creates threads about him being a degenerate in the elite forums with sock accounts. aside from some people in this threads personal distaste for goldeneye, Goose is the 8th best goldeneye runner in the world (rayan isran is by far the best goldeneye runner and an actually successful human being outside of goldeneye), and he pretty much outed himself as a cheater.

    Goose does make good videos (imo) but likes to troll a lot on r/speedrun, the elite forums and various discords take all his posts with a grain of salt, I dont see how this makes him nearly enough lolcow worthy you could have at least mentioned the ihop incident n shit.
     
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  11. Did you type this with or without Goose's cock down your throat? Also what ihop incident?
     
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  12. as far as i remember its something about taking shots out of dragon dildos or some shit like that. also I love how you got nothing to reply with me just saying he isnt lulzy enough and more of just a troll whos a bit of a tard.
     
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  13. This?
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  14. yes thats the event, but from what I heard goose participated with em' in it
     
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  15. The OP seems to highlight some autism regarding his behavior to commit the same sins that Todd Rodgers recently was caught doing. Sockpuppeting behavior and setting up gay "Ops" to get sympathy. Awkward religious nut, tries to force friendships with others who he doesnt even know but are respected in the Spedrunning community.

    More over, spedrunnning is pure autism and him raging at games because he is shit at it is funny. I wouldn't be surprised if youre a fan or actually Him socking
     
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  16. huh, goose only runs goldeneye these days and well he is the 8th best goldeneye runner ever, I didnt see evidence of him trying to form friendships with people he doesnt know (he is friends with rayan isran/perfect ace, david clemens, alex anderson and other big golden eye runners) but that might be because I lack awareness for it, as far as I know being a religious nut doesnt make you a cow btw(im not even sure he is one cuz he is trolling 90% of the time when its not goldeneye speedrunning), it seems like you really want to just hate on people rn. (speedrunning community is indeed cancer but I pretty much hold a neutral view on it as a hobby)

    P.S:if you think the rng video is his real opinion you are exceptional because literally watch any of his other videos and you will realize how dumb you are.

    also, lol at the sockpuppeting claims considering i power leveled in threads before and have made my account before this thread even existed...
     
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  17. Lol Did I hit a nerve? :story:
     
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