People with "immeasurably better" lives don't brag about them on twitter, they go live them.
Nigga you a morbidly obese alcoholic who can't run a mile. You probably have COPD, diabetes, and a bad liver. You live in a crack shack and your mom is dying in the hospital. Your life is utter shit, but keep drowning yourself in booze, pills and eDrama. I'm sure things will magically get better.