Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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"Only once!" he squealed as he continued hollering at @PhoBingas on Discord.

Cope.

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People with "immeasurably better" lives don't brag about them on twitter, they go live them.

Nigga you a morbidly obese alcoholic who can't run a mile. You probably have COPD, diabetes, and a bad liver. You live in a crack shack and your mom is dying in the hospital. Your life is utter shit, but keep drowning yourself in booze, pills and eDrama. I'm sure things will magically get better.
 

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Rand will keep quiet most likely in order to try to get back on The Killstream.
Most likely, but I can't shake the feeling that sooner or later he's going to snake on the gunt.

:optimistic:

Regardless of how cucked he has been in the past, Rand has seemingly been using Ralph mostly for access to his much larger audience but now Ralph is actively pushing not just Rand away, but the more retarded wignat audience members away as well. A coup d'etat might be on the agenda, with the seizure of the last few wignat fans of ralph being the spoils. Lets be real here, Ralph has some major leftist inclinations, watches interacial porn, fucks teenagers, gets married to pakistanis, and is now deathly afraid of even the most innocuous N-bomb or J-naming. The only genuinely 'attractive' thing about him to these folks is his misogyny and 'tough guy' attitude (along with some of the guests he gets), on every other front, once you wade past the bullshit and bravado, he seems to be a reluctant ally at best or a sworn enemy at worst.
 

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Most likely, but I can't shake the feeling that sooner or later he's going to snake on the gunt.

:optimistic:

Regardless of how cucked he has been in the past, Rand has seemingly been using Ralph mostly for access to his much larger audience but now Ralph is actively pushing not just Rand away, but the more retarded wignat audience members away as well. A coup d'etat might be on the agenda, with the seizure of the last few wignat fans of ralph being the spoils. Lets be real here, Ralph has some major leftist inclinations, watches interacial porn, fucks teenagers, gets married to pakistanis, and is now deathly afraid of even the most innocuous N-bomb or J-naming. The only genuinely 'attractive' thing about him to these folks is his misogyny and 'tough guy' attitude (along with some of the guests he gets), on every other front, once you wade past the bullshit and bravado, he seems to be a reluctant ally at best or a sworn enemy at worst.
You also forgot about his EXTREMELY conservative views on wiping out all college debt and making college free for everyone...

Yeah Ralph is a poser for this group. He knows that they have very little in the choice of platforms for them to get their views out and a place to commiserate. So he grifts their racial and political outrage. Just like Warski does. They see an unstable needy group of people they prey on them for sheckles.
 

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So this dumb fucking meatball went on someone else's show, one of their biggest supporters probably made a joke he didn't like, and his gunt go nuclear? If this was streamed, it would have been the Pillstream we're anticipating, all of us.

What a thin skinned pig. Banning someone from the show because of an off-handed remark made by one of their followers which he tried to ban, all under the recommendation of Nick OPTICAL Fuentes? This is unreal. He really thinks he can just go into someone else's house, start shit, and kick people out? What kind of inflated nigger ego is this? Even communists weren't that bad, they contained all their ego within their borders to keep the pigs in.

"Only once!" he squealed as he continued hollering at @PhoBingas on Discord.

Cope.

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For a website he claims doesn't matter, he sure lets us live rent free in his skull.

What immeasurably better life does he have anyway? A dying mum, unfurnished crackshack, orders below minimum wage job, a kid he'll never be able to see, prospects of paying child support?

The last time I checked, Randbot lives in Canberra which is very safe (albeit boring, full of feds), Dingo has a wife and a kid and they live in a nice brick house, and Matt fucking Jarbo is even doing better delivering food. Is there any lolcow with a worse life? Nick Fuentes might be on a no-fly list and getting monitored by the FBI, at least he can feast on hot crispy chicken tendies and lives in a sizable brick house.
 

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You also forgot about his EXTREMELY conservative views on wiping out all college debt and making college free for everyone...

Yeah Ralph is a poser for this group. He knows that they have very little in the choice of platforms for them to get their views out and a place to commiserate. So he grifts their racial and political outrage. Just like Warski does. They see an unstable needy group of people they prey on them for sheckles.
Oh, I didn't forget it's just that there is literally too much to list. He voted for Obama twice, supports abortion, is abandoning his kid because he wanted to have a polyamorous lifestyle, has been a self admitted hard drug user etc etc. He's literally standing on the complete opposite end of the spectrum on a majority of the things they care about.

In the past he was an 'ally', at least so far in letting them say their piece, but these days he really fucking isn't and I think it's only a matter of time until one of his past associates drops an undeniable truth bomb on some of his fans.
 

Lore Master

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Ralph gives me the vibe of Tom Leykis. A slovenly overweight narcissistic cigar and booze hound along with copious drug abuse and a propensity to hate women for the lack of him resembling anything close to a man.

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The last time I checked, Randbot lives in Canberra which is very safe (albeit boring, full of feds)
I'm still not sure on that one. I remember when he was a caller and he was calling during a raining season period and having fucked tropical rainstorms. I still get the impression he's up north or from QLD and he has a very distinct rural accent. There is also that thing from his facebook talking about women being pro-guns. If you live on a property it's pretty normal to have guns and get a gun licence when you're of age so that you can shoot roos or go pigging and a lot of rural towns have hobby shooting ranges for locals.

People who live in cities don't really give a shit about guns or own any, because the only experience they've had with them is at an above board shooting range, if that. Australia is so strict with gun laws that I feel it's only a luxury for country boys/girls and bikeys.
 

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I'm still not sure on that one. I remember when he was a caller and he was calling during a raining season period and having fucked tropical rainstorms. I still get the impression he's up north or from QLD and he has a very distinct rural accent. There is also that thing from his facebook talking about women being pro-guns. If you live on a property it's pretty normal to have guns and get a gun licence when you're of age so that you can shoot roos or go pigging and a lot of rural towns have hobby shooting ranges for locals.
Rand being the genius he is has very kindy detailed every aspect of his life on streams, though little of it is actually archived since nobody cares enough to watch them. The quick gist is that he lived in Darwin on contract and once it was up he moved to Canberra so they would be closer to his wife's family. He gave a big rundown of the move at one point on one of Flamenco's streams. His side of the family is from Tasmania, hence his strong accent and general hick-isness. He even went as far as to Google streetview the small town his parents live outside while he was blitzed on stream, though it's probably long gone by now.

For what it's worth all of that information is corroborated the family Facebook pages that were dug through after he pulled his own up by accident. Keeping thoughts to himself isn't exactly Rand's strongest suite, in case every single mention of him on this site didn't already give that away.
 

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I'm still not sure on that one. I remember when he was a caller and he was calling during a raining season period and having fucked tropical rainstorms. I still get the impression he's up north or from QLD and he has a very distinct rural accent. There is also that thing from his facebook talking about women being pro-guns. If you live on a property it's pretty normal to have guns and get a gun licence when you're of age so that you can shoot roos or go pigging and a lot of rural towns have hobby shooting ranges for locals.

People who live in cities don't really give a shit about guns or own any, because the only experience they've had with them is at an above board shooting range, if that. Australia is so strict with gun laws that I feel it's only a luxury for country boys/girls and bikeys.
Canberra being the lefty shithole definitely has no pro-gun people. Red flag! Do you remember the date he claimed was raining? Could crosscheck with weather forecasts. I don't think ACT had any rain recently, it's just the usual cold-ish pre-Autumn stuff.

Guns definitely are a luxury in the land of Abos. One needs to maintain an approved gun safe (gay) and only use it for stuff like hunting. The gun robbery had no impact on gun-related violence, rates more or less stayed the same. So less guns, but rates are similar? Yeah, the same people are still using it for nefarious purposes despite a ban.
 

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Canberra being the lefty shithole definitely has no pro-gun people. Red flag! Do you remember the date he claimed was raining? Could crosscheck with weather forecasts. I don't think ACT had any rain recently, it's just the usual cold-ish pre-Autumn stuff.

Guns definitely are a luxury in the land of Abos. One needs to maintain an approved gun safe (gay) and only use it for stuff like hunting. The gun robbery had no impact on gun-related violence, rates more or less stayed the same. So less guns, but rates are similar? Yeah, the same people are still using it for nefarious purposes despite a ban.
Don't you need to be part of a gun club or some such to even own a firearm in Oz? I know about having gun safes but I thought there were more regulations to this since the buy back policy.
 

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Don't you need to be part of a gun club or some such to even own a firearm in Oz? I know about having gun safes but I thought there were more regulations to this since the buy back policy.
Primary producers (farmers) can very easily get a gun licence and most farmers have rifles on their property. You can get them for pest control/hunting as well because rural Australia has a massive kangaroo problem and wild dog problem and depending where you live, a deer or pig problem as well. You might have to be part of a gun club for whatever licence is required for hand guns but most farmers don't have hand guns.

Our laws are retarded strict and I'm pretty sure cops have inspections for farmers to check that they are following regulations and there is probably a database for the amount of bullets you purchase as well, but who knows. It doesn't really make a difference as @AltisticRight said because bikeys have a fuck tonne of illegal guns and use them to commit crimes and if we have a terrorist attack in a chocolate shop again, the incompetent retards that are paid to protect us will just kill the hostages with ricochet anyway.
 
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