Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in New London, CT

How will Disembodicon end?

  • Jake forgets about it in a week

    Votes: 56 8.0%
  • Jake spergs about it for weeks, but it's 'too much effort' to do and he cancels it

    Votes: 104 14.9%
  • Someone else does the same thing but competent, Jake rages for years

    Votes: 60 8.6%
  • Jake cancels it due to paranoia

    Votes: 27 3.9%
  • Jake holds it, no one shows up

    Votes: 24 3.4%
  • Jake holds it, only 5 gross troons show up, spend entire time getting googleshng'd at

    Votes: 64 9.1%
  • Jake holds it, bans everyone for being 'secret nazi agents'

    Votes: 31 4.4%
  • Jake uses it as a scam for the next few weeks, then cancels it

    Votes: 63 9.0%
  • Jake holds it and it becomes a great success and makes Chelasy love him (lol)

    Votes: 22 3.1%
  • Jake dies of Coronavirus

    Votes: 249 35.6%

  • Total voters
    700

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Jake has never been wealthy enough to be much of a consumer, without the funds and his account deleted he's probably done with ebay for life. The few things he'd obsess about such as Kamen Rider or classic TTG books don't require him to actually buy anything, they're both pirateable online. No need to buy people's antiques.


The tranny-friendly oglaf comic in question:
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the article Jake was complaining about:

"I am explaining that what actually happened here is that a weird reactionary bigot stalking trans women on the internet so a bunch of us sharing that comic around saying how relatable they find it and being completely desperate for a new way to repackage their two minutes hate for the day, decided to treat this silly comic like an actual news story worthy of reactionary garment rending." -Jake

What a schizophrenic tweetstorm. I think Tucker Carlson or Graham Lineham are reading THE WRONG SORTS OF ARTICLES OR BLOGPOSTS trying to explain transtrending, and not trusting or correctly interpreting Zinnia's horseshit? Meanwhile in the replies:

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"I'm trans because I'm an autistic nerd. At last I truly see!" :story:
At this point anyone who ignores the autist-tranny correlation is just fucking around on ideological grounds. You'd think people would want to discuss it, make an argument for gender as a social construct or whatever. But no, they dismiss it out of hand, because at best it completely tanks the narrative that trans people totally know for sure that they're trans, and at worst it's eugenics with a progressive coat of paint.

Seriously, if this faction weren't trying to make me gargle girlcum, their commitment to sterilizing everyone who plays anime dating sims would be based as fuck.
 

Tanner Glass

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Plus, this delusional human genuinely believed that Zoe would be able to pay him and others a living wage, insurance, etc., because they stalked 4chan for mean comments. Where would the funds have come from? She had no income stream, just a comfortably high donation balance - but financial knowledge escapes him
He (and Zoe) were probably hoping that CON would turn into a real, high level "charity" that started taking in real money (like TransLifeLine) that they could use for "charity funds" (like TransLifeLine). Once a charity starts taking in six or seven figures, it opens up a lot of very cushy jobs with very fancy titles and a very generous expenses account. Jake probably thought that when CON took off he would be "Vice President of [Important Thing]" - salaried at $120,000/year and who's entire job would be "stunning brave woman fighting harassment by giving talks at prestigious events" and "constantly helping Zoe in the boardroom as her #1 right hand woman who also is dating her".

CON never took off for anyone other than Zoe (and even that's debatable) and FemFreq was grifted to death pretty early on, but it's not like charity scams don't work. Just the one he tried to get involved with didn't.
 

DumbDude42

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He (and Zoe) were probably hoping that CON would turn into a real, high level "charity" that started taking in real money (like TransLifeLine) that they could use for "charity funds" (like TransLifeLine). Once a charity starts taking in six or seven figures, it opens up a lot of very cushy jobs with very fancy titles and a very generous expenses account. Jake probably thought that when CON took off he would be "Vice President of [Important Thing]" - salaried at $120,000/year and who's entire job would be "stunning brave woman fighting harassment by giving talks at prestigious events" and "constantly helping Zoe in the boardroom as her #1 right hand woman who also is dating her".

CON never took off for anyone other than Zoe (and even that's debatable) and FemFreq was grifted to death pretty early on, but it's not like charity scams don't work. Just the one he tried to get involved with didn't.
the key ingredients to a successful charity scam are good networking (nepotism) and being good at PR.
CON had neither of those. what little networking they had (zoe and that alex lifschitz guy) only really extended to various figures in the video games journalism field, and indie game dev scene, and both of these groups are not wealthy or influential enough to carry a charity organisation.

and their PR was disastrous, too.
to make a charity work you must appeal to people with lots of money to spare, and convince them that you are competent enough to create and deliver what they expect (usually something related to propaganda and political lobbying)
but all the people involved with CON were colossal fuckups, everything about them just screamed "unreliable, untrustworthy, incompetent" to any potential donors.
 

AnOminous

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but all the people involved with CON were colossal fuckups, everything about them just screamed "unreliable, untrustworthy, incompetent" to any potential donors.
There's a reason so many of them were troons. Only that class of people so fucking dumb they can be convinced by social media that they should chop their cocks off to becomes fake women would be dumb enough to believe Chelsea's bullshit claims of eventually paying them, some time, really.
 

kaien

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to make a charity work you must appeal to people with lots of money to spare, and convince them that you are competent enough to create and deliver what they expect (usually something related to propaganda and political lobbying)
Before that, even, you have to at least seem like you're doing something real. TLL was selling a product that normies could understand. "We run a suicide hotline for trans people by trans people." Simple one-sentence sales pitch that anyone can get their head around. It was 98 percent bullshit, but nobody looks that hard when they're giving to the cause of the moment.

Aside from the myriad other problems created by building an organization around Twitter's most unstable weirdos, the CON sales pitch was a vague "we're fighting internet harassment." Not enough to draw any well-meaning boomer money.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Sweeney did nothing wrong.
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The funny thing is, it could have happened if everyone involved wasn't so useless. Wasn't CON on one of the early iterations of the Internet Committee for Public Safety? (I wanted to say Twitter's but apparently that was Feminist Frequency, not them) All they had to do was show up, not make complete asses of themselves in public, and siphon off those sweet corporate dollars.
I'm pretty certain that Zoe attended a Trust & Safety meeting over at twitter*, she probably tagged along with Anita if that was the case. Zoe was a useful tool, she sat silently next to Anita at the sham UN hearing about gamergate and CON was a satellite group supported financially(to an unknown extent) by FF up until relatively recently. The last part can be seen in the annual FF financial reports.

*Jake has vaguely tweeted about being part of some twitter safety meeting where everyone turned out to be nazis, he wasn't ever there of course but it certainly seems like he exaggerated "insider information" relayed to him through Quinn's deranged mind.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

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Hmm. The question seems to be of Zoe's intent. I happen to think she was scamming jake, and everyone else who believed that they were going to secure some type of high paying position within CON, and she always knew that it was only going to be of benefit to her, I doubt she ever made any concrete actionable promises to people about jobs, otherwise they would have turned around and sued her for breach of contract immediately.

Jake was drunk on being one of the popular kids for the first time in his life, so my analysis is that he grossly overestimated his own worth to zoe, as well as grossly inflating the promises that she made in passing.
 

AnOminous

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Jake was drunk on being one of the popular kids for the first time in his life, so my analysis is that he grossly overestimated his own worth to zoe, as well as grossly inflating the promises that she made in passing.
A couple of the other troons have said Chelsea made promises of that sort. Of course, you know, troons.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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CON was a Twitter trust and safety partner, and also was one for Google. You may see that and go: "So why didn't this lead to them being a more permanent fixture?"

Because Zoe and company were always fucking lazy. That's why they brought in the speds they pal around with in the first place.
Yeah. Plus, it's unreliable narrator (Jake) reporting on unreliable source (Blowy Zoe), being unreliable (CON).

Its a moebius strip of overestimated insincerity.
 

AirdropShitposts

That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
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I think the nazis at Twitter are trying to cut Jake off from his lines of support. First they break his DMs, now this!
 

Water-T

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I think the nazis at Twitter are trying to cut Jake off from his lines of support. First they break his DMs, now this!
"Could it be that people are tired of my endless googlshngs and gnome wailing, and have me blocked/muted?"

"No, it must be the Nazis that control Twitter that are intercepting my notifications!"
 
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Abortions4All

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Jake is exactly the kind of "friend" who'd ignore someone trying to talk for days or weeks, then claim it was due to a tech issue when asked why he could be active on social media but not in responding to his friends. It's an equivalent lie to sending your teacher a corrupt .doc file to buy a little extra time to finish a term paper. Yes, Jake, we all totally believe you, your Twitter really does have unique technical problems no one else experiences. No one's ever thought of the "broken phone" excuse for spacing out on a social duty before, and since we're all so naive to it, we'll all fall for it for sure.
 

Kosher Dill

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Jake is exactly the kind of "friend" who'd ignore someone trying to talk for days or weeks, then claim it was due to a tech issue when asked why he could be active on social media but not in responding to his friends.
If it were anyone else I'd say the whole thing was an obvious fabrication. But this is Jake we're talking about, so I do think there's a chance some automated system at Twitter mistook him for a spambot of the non-human variety.
 

AirdropShitposts

That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
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I'd like to get in touch with Jake, I have so many questions to ask him. He claims he wants to be interviewed and I would interview the hell out of him. But nooooo, I'd probably have to get some troon twitter account and website or something then ask him questions nobody cares about rather than simply use my "actual" account and say I'm from the Kiwi Farms and we need some long standing debates settled and facts updated/confirmed.
 

GargoyleGorl

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Is there any way to get ahold of him besides Twitter? I hear his email's fucked and I don't think he has any other social media. Twitch, I guess? Is this just a ploy to get people to go to his boring streams to interact with him?
 

AnOminous

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If it were anyone else I'd say the whole thing was an obvious fabrication. But this is Jake we're talking about, so I do think there's a chance some automated system at Twitter mistook him for a spambot of the non-human variety.
Given his absolutely staggering incompetence at everything, it's also possible he fucked it up himself and, of course, blames it on someone else.
 

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