Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in New London, CT

How will Disembodicon end?

  • Jake forgets about it in a week

    Votes: 56 8.0%
  • Jake spergs about it for weeks, but it's 'too much effort' to do and he cancels it

    Votes: 104 14.8%
  • Someone else does the same thing but competent, Jake rages for years

    Votes: 60 8.6%
  • Jake cancels it due to paranoia

    Votes: 27 3.9%
  • Jake holds it, no one shows up

    Votes: 24 3.4%
  • Jake holds it, only 5 gross troons show up, spend entire time getting googleshng'd at

    Votes: 64 9.1%
  • Jake holds it, bans everyone for being 'secret nazi agents'

    Votes: 32 4.6%
  • Jake uses it as a scam for the next few weeks, then cancels it

    Votes: 63 9.0%
  • Jake holds it and it becomes a great success and makes Chelasy love him (lol)

    Votes: 22 3.1%
  • Jake dies of Coronavirus

    Votes: 249 35.5%

  • Total voters
    701

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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Is there any way to get ahold of him besides Twitter? I hear his email's fucked and I don't think he has any other social media. Twitch, I guess? Is this just a ploy to get people to go to his boring streams to interact with him?
Yet another way he sabotages himself. He wants to be seen as this expert, but you have to jump through so many hoops to get hold of him. Tag him on Twitter, maybe he’ll notice, maybe he’ll ignore you, maybe he’ll decide you’re one of the TERF pedo Nazis. And then he’ll either forget or he’ll sit on it and post about how he’s been so busy, he’s sure he forgot something...

It’s pretty arrogant. Such glory days as he had are far behind him, he’s just another guy on Twitter at this point. Yet he expects you to make all the effort as if he was some in-demand A-lister.
 

Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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Such glory days as he had are far behind him
Depends how you measure it. If you go by the quantity and quality of friends he has, his life has fallen straight off a cliff. But in terms of getting Twitter engagement on his googleshngs, he's actually improved very slightly over the years - whether that's due to his own efforts or just a larger societal appetite for schizo rantings, I feign no hypotheses. I did a chart about it a while back.
 

GargoyleGorl

アイデンティティクライシス
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Yet another way he sabotages himself. He wants to be seen as this expert, but you have to jump through so many hoops to get hold of him. Tag him on Twitter, maybe he’ll notice, maybe he’ll ignore you, maybe he’ll decide you’re one of the TERF pedo Nazis. And then he’ll either forget or he’ll sit on it and post about how he’s been so busy, he’s sure he forgot something...

It’s pretty arrogant. Such glory days as he had are far behind him, he’s just another guy on Twitter at this point. Yet he expects you to make all the effort as if he was some in-demand A-lister.
But isn't that why he can't delete his Twitter and get away from the Nazis and assassins? Because otherwise he'd never find job offers for work he doesn't do?

Rhetorical. He's just a whiner and a liar and a blob.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Sweeney did nothing wrong.
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Depends how you measure it. If you go by the quantity and quality of friends he has, his life has fallen straight off a cliff. But in terms of getting Twitter engagement on his googleshngs, he's actually improved very slightly over the years - whether that's due to his own efforts or just a larger societal appetite for schizo rantings, I feign no hypotheses. I did a chart about it a while back.
Just a hunch but Trump probably helped people accept unhinged doom posting like his on Twitter.
 

Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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Just a hunch but Trump probably helped people accept unhinged doom posting like his on Twitter.
I haven't done any serious analysis on it, but I think part of it is that he chooses slightly better topics to 'shng about now. Like, one of his more recent high-engagement googleshngs was about "ReTHUGlicans are murdering trans children by the millions". It's another hyperbolic schizo rant, but it's at least about identifiable people doing identifiable things, and it tapped into something other people were already talking about.
Compare that to his usual droning about being gang-stalked by anonymous game rakshasas, which no one cares about but him.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Sweeney did nothing wrong.
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one of his more recent high-engagement googleshngs was about "ReTHUGlicans are murdering trans children by the millions". It's another hyperbolic schizo rant, but it's at least about identifiable people doing identifiable thing
He's always sperged about the tranny-oppression but I think Trump was one of the factors that gave him more traction. He was fearmongering about having to get a new passport because they were going to gas all the trans-women when Trump got elected and so on, then there's Mermaids gaining power, "TERF"s getting yeeted by trannie-jannies all over the place and so on and much more that enables him to sit at home in a purple wig feeling valid. Validated not from biology, social recognition or the common man but by the internet-powers-that-be. If he's not feeling validated he will ineptly report it.
 

RussianParasite

Не ходи на выборы
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Either Jake’s mom didn’t cook the tendies long enough or he needs to review his notes on boiling water.
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AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Either Jake’s mom didn’t cook the tendies long enough or he needs to review his notes on boiling water.
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You don't get over food poisoning in a fucking hour. What a useless fat fuck. He thinks just eating too much and getting dyspeptic is "food poisoning." What a moron.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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You don't get over food poisoning in a fucking hour. What a useless fat fuck. He thinks just eating too much and getting dyspeptic is "food poisoning." What a moron.
Right?

And not even an hour; was to stream in a half hour, then changed it to an hour, so his "food poisoning" lasted 30 MINUTES!

Ummm....If it's over in a half hour its not food poisoning.

He's a serial exaggerator.
 

An Ghost

died of laughter after seeing a donkey eat figs
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Depends how you measure it. If you go by the quantity and quality of friends he has, his life has fallen straight off a cliff. But in terms of getting Twitter engagement on his googleshngs, he's actually improved very slightly over the years - whether that's due to his own efforts or just a larger societal appetite for schizo rantings, I feign no hypotheses. I did a chart about it a while back.
Jake is winning the numbers game in twitter followers and patreon bux. He's consistently trended upwards and his tweets that catch on seem to net him more followers than he loses when he's btfo. Graphtreon luckily tracks these stats.
I did 1 year for some reason but his all also trends up.
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Of course the only way it'll make him happy is being a big enough mark for Zoe to sink her fangs in him but that'll never happen.
I don't think Jake is getting more clever, this is just natural happenstance. A few good first tweets out of a 200 tweet googleshng is enough for these people. Plus a follow isn't a measure of acceptance, success, or understanding a la the recent 'i dont know what you're saying but i like it' tweet.
 

Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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Jake is winning the numbers game in twitter followers
But most of them end up muting him in disgust. I suspect the number of non-muting followers is nearly flat.

At around 58:48 in this video, the most distressed I've ever seen (well, heard) Jake.
Centipedes really bother him. He comes back nearly an hour later at 1:51:19, out of breath and apparently not having definitively rid himself of the bug.

At 2:04:25: is the cat just acting funny, or is it the return of the bug??? He thinks nearby construction disturbed a "nest of a whole lot of things", precipitating them all directly on his quivering, busty apartment :lol:

2:10:43 - Jake's phone rings onstream, he has the generic ringtone. It "keeps ringing tonight". Alas, Jake seems to have learned the mute function in his streaming setup.

At the very end SPC starts stepping on his keyboard because his goddamn useless lump of an owner has been bolted to his chair for 8 goddamn hours.
 
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DumbDude42

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Of course the only way it'll make him happy is being a big enough mark for Zoe to sink her fangs in him but that'll never happen.
honestly i wouldn't even rule it out at this point. zoe herself is going downhill really hard, whenever i check her thread it seems she is completely ruined and has absolutely nothing going on for herself.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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At around 58:48 in this video, the most distressed I've ever seen (well, heard) Jake.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1021899663 Centipedes really bother him. He comes back nearly an hour later at 1:51:19, out of breath and apparently not having definitively rid himself of the bug.
What a pathetic, evil faggot. They relentlessly kill flies and moths and roaches. You should leave them alone. This gigantic pussy should kill himself.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Sweeney did nothing wrong.
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But most of them end up muting him in disgust. I suspect the number of non-muting followers is nearly flat.

At around 58:48 in this video, the most distressed I've ever seen (well, heard) Jake.
Centipedes really bother him. He comes back nearly an hour later at 1:51:19, out of breath and apparently not having definitively rid himself of the bug.
If I had to guess what other things bothers him I would guess most things.
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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But isn't that why he can't delete his Twitter and get away from the Nazis and assassins? Because otherwise he'd never find job offers for work he doesn't do?

Rhetorical. He's just a whiner and a liar and a blob.
Jake is like people who purposely get fired, go on the dole, and then fuck up every required job interview until unemployment runs out.

Except he doesn't even put that much effort forward. And he acts that way towards life in general, not just employment.
 

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