Jake is certainly an authority on sports. It's amazing this fat son of a bitch managed to find something he's even less informed about than fucking.I’m glad that Jake, with his extensive scientific qualifications and athletic prowess, has weighed in on the trans athletics debate.
I notice that he again uses hyperbole here to avoid the truth of the allegations. Literally the whole point of the anti- side in the troon sports debate is that they don’t have super strength - they have very average strength, for a man. That being said, I firmly believe Jake’s strength is below average for a man and possibly a woman.
When is that family picture from? Also surprised no one pointed out you can see what I'm 99% sure is his asscrack.Not recent at all, but when I was checking his family members' social media to see if there was news on the grandma front, I noticed we overlooked a tiny picture of Jake's bald spot:
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I think my favorite "best of Jake" keyword search is "hug" because he's obviously such a disgusting human that no one outside of his family ever touches him, and all he can do is whine on twitter instead of losing weight or taking a shower.
His fetish is one of the sexy twitter ladies he orbits to give him a bath (and a hug, obv)
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Don't you see? If the farms hadn't doxed Jake Alley in 2016 for being Chelsea's frothing attack dog, Zoe Quinn would never have known he was a pathetic gnome before sending him hundreds of thousands of twitter dollars from Crash Override being a hugely successful part of the Trust & Safety Committee. It's Kiwi Farm's fault that Jake's identity crisis chased away the only woman he ever loved by revealing that he's not a cute dyke down on her luck but instead a grognard greybeard minus all the encyclopedic knowledge that makes a grognard actually worth keeping around. He was THIS CLOSE to having successfully "faked it till he made it" and now he'll NEVER MAKE IT EVER AGAIN! Also the Farms ruined his Red Shirt plans and sabotaged MvM and Missile Command sales somehow. Millions of potential gaming and social media dollars lost, like tears in the rain. Time to cry.I mean, the obvious question is, if we’re this destructive force, how come these people were all useless trainwrecks before they even had a thread here? It’s not like Jake was a millionaire highflier prior to 09/02/2016.
You can tell when a cow is low IQ when they have such easily perceptible catchphrases that you might as well mistake them for yon Markov chainbot.Just noticed this one:
In keeping with the “Plato’s Cave” comment earlier, this is something Jake has HEARD women complain about not being able to do on twitter and TV, so he latches on to it as a symbol of womanhood.I like how he fixates on “can’t open a pickle jar.” That’s all he can ever think of when coming up with proof that he has become weak and feeble like a woman
It's from 2015 or 2016, long before our Violet sprouted a head full of long auburn hair and estrogen gave her a bodacious figure.When is that family picture from? Also surprised no one pointed out you can see what I'm 99% sure is his asscrack.
The transphobic lesbian rape gangs overruning Niantic all know where he lives.I'm still confused how, uh, "Violet" can be in such fear for her life when she's definitely not Jake Alley and has never been doxed. I wish we'd get a tweetstorm explaining that conundrum.
How badly do you have to lack self awareness to unironically announce you're one of those burnouts who "just never applied themselves"? Reality check faggot, if people thought you were smart in primary school but you grew up to be incapable of wiping your own ass, those people were wrong. You didn't somehow lose your way on the path to becoming the next Einstein, your mother just got overexcited that you could string a sentence together and gave you an inflated ego.
Isn’t it funny that so many people who failed to launch just happen to discover they were always women?How badly do you have to lack self awareness to unironically announce you're one of those burnouts who "just never applied themselves"? Reality check faggot, if people thought you were smart in primary school but you grew up to be incapable of wiping your own ass, those people were wrong. You didn't somehow lose your way on the path to becoming the next Einstein, your mother just got overexcited that you could string a sentence together and gave you an inflated ego.
Even for my online, voice-only groups, I pay full attention to those instead of trying to get off the latest hot takes on Twitter. I don't believe for a second this gnome has an actual group for anything. It sounds as made up as "hordes of Gamergaters stalking me".Jesus christ Jake, not that I believe for a second that you have an actual face to face group, but can't you stay off twitter even for your one real hobby?