• ”They made up a lot of shit about a friend of mine and they photoshopped pictures of him to look like he was wearing a diaper.”

Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) AlleyDelusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard & Incel w/ Small Dick, "Known Troubled Person"

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  1. There’s always some excuse with this guy. Can’t go on hormones because he presents as male. Can’t present as female because Mommy. Can’t leave Mommy because no money. Can’t get a job because he’s so traumatised. Can’t shave because he wants laser. Can’t get laser because it’s expensive. Can’t change his documentation because some guy stopped replying. I get that transition isn’t easy, but he manufactures roadblocks. Really, it couldn’t be more obvious that he just doesn’t want to transition.

    That being said, I’d love to see what happened if bald, bearded, male-presenting Jake went through passport control with a passport identifying him as female. He’d get cavity searched so fast that Zinnia would feel a disturbance in the Force.
     
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  2. Jesus Christ - Jake keeps getting sadder and more pathetic as times marches on. He whines about not knowing how to apply for a passport, and then doesn't do jack shit about it for two years because he needs someone to do the fucking paperwork for him. When his mom dies, he's going to be royally fucked because he won't have a private maid to do everything for his helpless ass anymore.
     
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  3. I find his uselessness almost implausible. He basically lives on the Internet, for a given value of “lives,” and yet he’s unaware of even the basics of adult life. All I can think is that he’s spent so long without engaging with the world that he doesn’t even understand how incapable he is compared to others. He can say, with no shame whatsoever, that he can’t go shopping on his own or he can’t send emails without encouragement, and he has no idea what’s wrong with that.
     
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  4. I go out and have a life and come back to Jack having a complete break with reality. Poor Suicide Prevention Cat. At some point you’ve got to cut your losses and eat the fat gnome carcass.
     
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  5. That's one of the most amusing things about his attempts to "escape an abusive living situation". He's apparently unable to do things 10 year olds manage to do by themselves yet he seems to think he'll be better off living by himself. He can't buy t-shirts or go to a doctor but somehow he'll be able to buy dishwashing soap, toilet paper and find an internet provider for his own apartment?

    On a different note, I don't think Becky (and her merry band of cucks) has liked or commented on any of Jake's HALP I'm crying RN tweets.
     
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  6. Surely that's the point of his crytyping. Becky is off with her two guys, showing off their $1000+/night vacation. Jake's at home with less and less chance of ever leaving his hometown again. He desperately needs her to notice him and show that he's important to her. This will be another of those tantrums where even when people say "what's wrong how can I help" he'll turn them all away, because it's only Becky he wants attention from, just like it used to be Zoe.

    When Becky does the borderline switchback on him, it's going to hit him like a ton of very entertaining bricks.
     
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  7. It's going to be hilarious. Also Jake has been such a rampaging ogre that when Becky gets hit by the blowback from it, she's probably going to blame Jake because it can't possibly be her fault, plus Jake is now useless to her.
     
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  8. Odds on Beckspost 1.0 tomorrow?
     
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  9. I think that the Beckspost won’t happen for quite a while, just remember how long he subtweeted Zoe before he made his Zoepost.
     
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  10. Even I've bought my own clothes before. If I can buy a skirt and some knee socks off Amazon surely he can too, they're like ten bucks and it's not that hard, just look for the numbers on the little plastic thing and put them on the computer screen.
     
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  11. Jake is linking to the bad thread again. If it's so damned important, I don't know why he hasn't pinned it.

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  12. That requires Becky to have empathy for other people who can't shower her with money or freebies.
     
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  13. 5k followers, 4 likes lmfao

    He’s basically been completely excommunicated from the church of social justice now. Katherine Cross disavowing him was huge.
     
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  14. I wonder if the reason he keeps linking to the post which started it all is because he's waiting for acknowledgement from Becky and the cucks. Is it just a "sticking up for you ruined my life" performance?
     
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  15. I've said it before but this confirms it: Jake is a sociopath. He disregards the norms of society, and does not have consideration for other's rights. It's all ME ME ME LOOK AT ME!!!! He honestly expects someone to take care of him all his life, and he's actually upset when this does not occur. First it was Zoe who was going to take care of him, now Becky. @Tragi-Chan points out that he's helpless to an almost unbelievable degree. Shit, I know people who are dying of cancer who are more productive than him.
     
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  16. Nah, sociopaths are highly skilled at emotional manipulation and while incapable of long term planning they appear superficially charming and amicable. Zoe and Becks are sociopaths, Jake is someone who's development is so arrested he's never moved past the selfish me me me stage of early childhood.
     
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  17. He's a narcissist who never developed the competence to be a sociopath (not that succeeding at manipulating people is essential to sociopathy).
     
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  18. I'm really impressed with the magnitude of the SGG implosion over the past few days. Jesse Singal is semi-openly calling him out. A feminist activist calls him out by (real) name in a blog.

    Possibly it won't be too long before Katherine Cross and Zoe actually start openly discussing their experiences with Jake and referring to him by name.
     
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  19. Those are the high functioning sociopaths who end up relatively successful, albeit with chaotic lives.

    The low functioning sociopaths fill prisons because they're too dumb to get away with their crimes.

    Jake has all the inability to empathize with anyone that any other sociopath has, but is also too lazy and cowardly even to be one of the criminals filling prisons.
     
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  20. High functioning sociopaths are the charming variety. Jake is a low-functioning sociopath. Fortunately for his poor mother, his anti-social traits don't present as violence, but just a disregard for social conventions (like moving your ass out of your mom's house before you hit 40) and no regard for other's rights (I don't think it's ever registered with him how much of a burden he is to his mom, and if it has, he clearly doesn't care or he'd have done something to help her). He truly expects someone to care for him forever, and can't grasp how idiotic that desire is. The charming, suave criminal genius is mostly a Hollywood invention. Most sociopaths are like Jake, it's obvious at first glance something's amiss, but most at least try to hide it. Jake has a sign floating above his head that says "I"m a useless freak. Avoid me at all costs."

    EDIT: Beaten by @AnOminous.
     
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