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  2. Link, a child's video game character, has "obvious HRT progression" between games? surejan.gif
     
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    Jake thinks his shape is "Amazonian".

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  4. I love that his reading comprehension and grasp on reality are both so bad that both of these men think they're the potential candidate.
     
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  5. fuck at those two holy shit has he had some kind of stroke?

    the first one i assumed the person was just making a fun joke, but he had to make it all "if i get the nerve to run" (*insert multiple possible jokes about Jake, running, appearing in public, etc.*)

    then in the second one, Natalie Morales is 5 foot 4...yet Jake reads "Amazon" as in the website and then "Amazon" in the persons username and thinks "clothing for Amazonian frames finally!"
     
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  6. Jake has totally misread stuff a few times over the last couple of days. I see it as a function of him trying to tweet more like a normal human being - and like one of the girls, especially - and failing miserably.
     
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  7. I used to know a tranny IRL who was about Jake's shape and height (but at least shaved his face). When he had a breakdown about how he looked like a man, the women around him (including me, sorry to say--this was a while ago) surged forward to reassure him that his massive frame was "Amazonian," not manly! I'm pretty sure "Amazonian" is the go-to comfort word for any giant man who wants to think of himself as a pretty little princess, whether he's built like a football player or composed entirely of lard.

    I also like that Jake believes that the ONLY way that any man or boy (Link) can have effeminate features and look any less masculine than Jake himself is by taking HRT. It probably makes him feel better about not doing anything to alter his own appearance when he imagines that his glandular problem is an unstoppable force of nature that makes him look like Jabba the Hutt. I think Jake believes that anyone who looks less disgusting than himself must be taking female hormones of some sort--and that, if he were to start taking those hormones himself, he would magically transform into a palatable individual.
     
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  8. There's a certain arrogance about Jake in that he believes he shouldn't have to do anything to pass as female other than take hormones - whether it's shaving, getting a wig, wearing female clothing, etc. Yes, he believes that HRT is some mystical potion but he also believes that he shouldn't have to make even the most token effort to appear less masculine. Whether they succeed or not, most of our trans cows make at least some effort to present as their target gender. Jake believes he shouldn't have to and then complains about nobody taking his claims of womanhood seriously.

    I don't know whether deep down he knows that nothing will ever make him look less masculine and therefore finds justifications for never making the attempt beyond creating an online persona or whether he really believes that the he's a special snowflake who shouldn't have to do the same things other trans women do in the course of transitioning.
     
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  9. Hey Jake, tell all your twitter followers about your HRT progression :story:
     
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  10. Jake: "I'm not doxed, no one knows who I am"
    Also Jake: "Someone I lie about on Twitter said they were going to kill me so I was forced to move"
     
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  11. even ignoring the fact that jake is a fatty, I'd say his characterization of "big" women as Amazonian is pretty racist and 19th century TBH.

    Get woke, jake.
     
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  12. lol look at this persons twitter bio, its a shitposting weird twitter tranny furry. And Jake is projecting thinking they were a cis dude.
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    "All these violent attacks" omfg that's too precious. This Jaked up gnome is now implying there was more than the one incident that ended up with the person ATTACKING Skepticat to get arrested. It was self-defense and even the other weirdos slandering the poor woman only say it happened once, which is the actually true part.

    Jake just because link is a cute femboy doesn't mean he's on tiddy skittles.

    That's a strange way of spelling "Gnomely".
     
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  13. That HRT that was freely available in all medieval cultures.

    Some would say that Jake interpreting an effeminate-looking character as trans is culturally insensitive towards Japanese media.
    He does say “weird Amazonian,” and I would say you can’t get much weirder as an Amazon than a dangerously unathletic man.
     
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  15. Shark furry, that's a big "Oof!" from me chief. Of all the implausibilities of furries and otherkin, the ones that think they're sharks are probably some of the most unhinged because anything goes. I have limbs! I'm on land! Or water, when convenient! The ANTIFA mention and rhyming about slapping things doesn't help. Jake is following some real winners lately.
     
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  16. Link, a child's video game character, in a world where literal gods and real magic exist. If he wanted to transition why the fuck would he be taking experimental Chinese horse piss and risky surgery/sterilization instead of just being instantly transformed by a Great Fairy or a Goddess?

    Also there's already a god damn female link - https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Linkle
     
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  17. In his hurry to post 850 new tweets bitching about bitchtits, Jake made a boo-boo. He meant to call his frame Amazon-fulfillment-center-ian.
     
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    People are trying to ban trans people (and gays and lesbians and bi) from public restrooms entirely? How would they be able to when there is no visible nor physical difference between a trans person and an assigned at birth person without glandular issues? (Or a straight person natch.)
     
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