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RichardRApe

Overcircumsized;Underappreciated
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Parody Song Thread about the life and times of Ethan Ralph

Fresh Stench of Shit Air

Now this is a story all about how
My gunt turned tricks out inside jail
I'd like to take drink and just sniff this poo
I'll tell you how I told all the a-logs and my Mah It's Not True

In West Memphis, Arkansas
Born and raised
In my bedroom was where I spent most of my days
Streaming out max and jackin' it all cool
Watching BLACKED cuck nigger porn outside of the school
When a dumb little thot, her teeth were no good
Darkest, blackest crack in my neighborhood
I got in one little fuck and her womb was impaired
I said "you're moving in with panstu and me live on air".

I tweeted at her Dad, stuck my thumb my in her rear
My tampon breath was fresh and I had lice in my beard
If anything I can say that this gunt is Chad
Then I thought "Nah, forget it, I got mange, losing hair"

I, pulled, out of my spouse around 7 or 8
And I yelled taking Xannies "LET'S GO, HIT IT GATOR"
I looked at the killstream
Not a lemon to spare
To read broke dick farms all alone in my chair

Crawling In My Scrotal Skin
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Another Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody from
@Niggernerd

Now this is a story all about how
My gunt got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a clown live on air

In Memphis, Tennessee born and raised At the liquor store was where I spent most of my days
Poppin' out drinkin' relaxin' all cool
And all smoking some meth outside of the school
When a couple of groids who were up to no good started cucking us whiteys in my neighborhood

Gunt In the Wind
 
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PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside of my house.
True & Honest Fan
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My first song. Smells like Teen Asshole


Load up on drugs, bring your simps
It's fun to sniff and to pretend
She's over-fed and ass-with-turds
Oh no, I know an eff slur
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler
With the noseplugs, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, guntertain us
I feel bloated and contagious
Here we are now, guntertain us
Maker's bottle, couple xannies, lots of lemons, from my simps tho
Yeah, hey
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this grift I feel based
Our little group has always been
And always will until until they snake
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler
With the noseplugs, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, guntertain us
I feel bloated and contagious
Here we are now, guntertain us
Maker's bottle, couple xannies, lots of lemons, from my simps tho
Yeah, hey
And I forget just why I huff
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me wild
I found it hard, it's hard to find
My dick, under my front-behind
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler, gay-durr
holler, holler, holler
With the noseplugs, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, guntertain us
I feel bloated and contagious
Here we are now, guntertain us
Maker's bottle, couple xannies, lots of lemons, from my simps tho
Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!
Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!, Gator, flag 'em!
 
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The Demon Baby

Where's my fucking child support, dad?
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Gunt sat alone with his Makers Mark
Sniffin his thumb for the scent of a shart
Voice drawl sounds like an Alabaman
Sleepin at home right next to his mama

He's Gunt, he's Gunt, he's Gunt
His liver's dead
He's Gunt, he's Gunt, he's Gunt
Potato head

Gunt's undies stink and always stained
His room reeks of booze, marijuana, and methane
Killstream so sad, his guests are bland
Is Gunt fast asleep or just passed out from the Xans?

He's Gunt, he's Gunt, he's Gunt
His liver's dead
He's Gunt, he's Gunt, he's Gunt
Gator's a sped

Gunt was fat and hungry and needed food
Gunt pissed off his simps, they were no longer in the mood
Ate some trashburgers straight from the can
How long before Gunt is living in a van?

He's Gunt, he's Gunt, he's Gunt
His liver's dead
He's Gunt, he's Gunt, he's Gunt
Potato head

Does his gunt cover his dick?
I think so
Does his gunt cover his dick?
I think so
Does his gunt cover his dick?
I think so
Does his gunt cover his dick?
 
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WhimsicalTrolli

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Never gonna groom you up
Parody of never gonna give you up


We're no strangers to drugs
You know the rules and so do I
I going to leave you in your own vomit
You won't get this from any other drunk


And I I want tell how im feeling
I'm going to you it's not hot outside


I'm gonna groom you up
And I gonna sniff your ass
And I tell you to call an Uber
And im gonna release the tape
And say it was hacked
And you will come back to get pregnant


I only known you for 7 months
My gunt has been aching but im too shy it
We went to Dc to Richmond
I'm going to finger you and sniff it
And you asked why I live with my mom
I'm gonna it's my own wing


I'm gonna groom you up
And I gonna sniff your ass
And I tell you to call an Uber
And im gonna release the tape
And say it was hacked
And you will come back to get pregnant


Ooooh gonna groom you up

Ooooh gonna groom you up



Gonna Groom, Gonna Groom
(Groom you up)
(Ooh) Gonna Groom, Gonna Groom

(Groom you up)


I only known you for 7 months
My gunt has been aching but im too shy it
We went to Dc to Richmond
I'm going to finger you and sniff it

And you asked why I live with my mom
I'm gonna it's my own wing


I'm gonna groom you up
And I gonna sniff your ass
And I tell you to call an Uber
And im gonna release the tape
And say it was hacked
And you will come back to get pregnant
 

PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside of my house.
True & Honest Fan
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Kiss the Gunt

Never had self respect
Plate gang fucked my car
I want to be a alt-right podcast star
I want to be a shill
Don't need no soul
want to make big money
Grifting right wing simps
I'll make the killstream boring
I'll play tucker clips and gloat
I ain't no artist, I'm a business man
No ideas of my own
might reoffend
Or get maxed out
Just sex with troons
And maker's mark
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
shitty asshole!
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
shitty asshole!
You'll pay ten bucks to see me
with my fifteen year old wife
Gator fuckin' ban that guy
He mentioned fai-fai's gone
If my friends say
I've lost my edge
I'll laugh and say
That's just Dlive
But there's just one problem
Is my gunt big enough
Is my cock small enough
to grift ten thousand lemons
Give it a lick, I'll sell you my soul
Kiss the gunt and you'll go far
And when I'm rich
And meet with Trump
We'll shoot some golf
And snort some xan
Is my gunt big enough?
Is my cock small enough?
Is my gunt big enough
Is my cock small enough
to grift ten thousand lemons
Give it a lick, I'll sell you my soul
Pull the gunt and you'll go far

To the tune of Pull my Strings
 

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

From Arby's
True & Honest Fan
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I posted this on page 3000

Roses - Outkast parody

Fai Fai!
(Fai Fai!)
See, Fai Fai, all the guys would say she's a child bride
(child bride!)
But child bride only got you attention half the time
And the other half either got you knocked up, or coming up short
Yeah, dig this now, even though
(even though)
You need a playskool calculator to divide
(to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down syndrome girls, yeah

I know you like to think your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
roses really smell like your poo-o-o
Yeah, roses really smell IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUU
 
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The Demon Baby

Where's my fucking child support, dad?
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My Rekieta


Ooooh you're such a grifty one, a grifty one
Superchat you all of the time, Rekieta
Ooooh I gave you twenty bucks. you twenty bucks
Bump it to the front of the line, Rekieta

Ralph is fucking up, shield The Gunt, with my lawyer's mind
I'm always such a cunt, Drexel cucks me with my lovely wife
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Rekieta

Masterson's my closest bud, defender of
Loli and the pedophiles, why Rekieta?
Seeing the hypocrisy, gets to me
You're doing it all of the time, Rekieta

Ralph is fucking up, shield The Gunt, with my lawyer's mind
I'm always such a cunt, Drexel cucks me with my lovely wife
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Rekieta
M-m-m-my Rekieta

When you gonna smarten up, smarten up
Why are you so willfully blind, Rekieta?
Is it just the money, the money
Superchats will dry up sometime, Rekieta

Ralph is fucking up, shield The Gunt, with my lawyer's mind
I'm always such a cunt, Drexel cucks me with my lovely wife
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Rekieta
M-m-m-my Rekieta
M-m-m-my Rekieta
M-m-m-my Rekieta
M-m-m-my Rekieta
 

Niggaplease

are you dumb stupid or dumb?
True & Honest Fan
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A free form:
A gunt that jiggles like giga pudding
Wobbles, as the pimply cheeks claps against him.
The thumb goes where no thumb should go.
And yet I cry out no!
As he sniffs the rancid scent..of a teen
Washed up past her bloom
How I felt in the room.
Now I long for a drink...
Yet I highly doubt it would help me
Not think.
For unlike him a fifth wont do.
For I would need to wash it in a sea of liqueur.
To not remember that gunts jiggle.
Death would be quicker

Okay heres my attempt at a song
He wakes up in the morning
Sinking in to a bottle
Takes another fifth of makes mark.
Everything thing is bleak and I dont xanax would help his heart.

I dont know why he sniffs shit.
They say I'm fine but I'm not fine..

I'm dying inside and all I see is jiggles,
I try to cry.
But all I manage is giggles.

I think theres something wrong with him
Because despite his heft.
Every time he pops up he look like he did meth.
He probably sleeps for nineteen hours
On a Thursday afternoon.
He pops a xanax
He doesnt know what to.

Why does he sniff shit?
I want to see my therapist!

Ladies and gentlemen if you want to fucking kill yourselves raise your razor blades in the air:
Hey ho
Hey ho
Hey ho
Hey
Hey
Help!
Help!
Help!
HEEELLLP!

I'm dying inside and all I see is jiggles...
I try to cry.
All manage is giggles.
I'm dying inside and all I see are jiggles..
I try to cry
All I manage is giggles.
 
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