Shanties Without Panties - Gunt Parody Song Thread - Submissions Welcome

FM Bradley

3 Beer Queer
kiwifarms.net
Anyone thought about an album of collected Gunt Songs with the Bandcamp proceeds going into, like, some sort of trust fund or something for the Guntspawn? They can be effortsongs (like the "Boulder King" track that someone made Metokur) or...not quite effort, ala Simp Show (I don't know how else to put it and I'm a fan of his.) Or anything inbetween or outside of that.

Discuss.
 

RichardRApe

Overcircumsized;Underappreciated
kiwifarms.net
Anyone thought about an album of collected Gunt Songs with the Bandcamp proceeds going into, like, some sort of trust fund or something for the Guntspawn? They can be effortsongs (like the "Boulder King" track that someone made Metokur) or...not quite effort, ala Simp Show (I don't know how else to put it and I'm a fan of his.) Or anything inbetween or outside of that.

Discuss.
That's a great idea actually and charitable. It's bad enough it has the parents it has, it might be a nice gesture.
 

FM Bradley

3 Beer Queer
kiwifarms.net
That's a great idea actually and charitable. It's bad enough it has the parents it has, it might be a nice gesture.
That's half the allure. Dunking on the Gunt because he's a deadbeat father and this sick buncha shits here at KF care more about his kid than he does.

Actually maybe just a livestream of half-ass Gunt Christmas songs to run against yet another torturous holiday Karaoke Guntstream, maybe a half-snipe, half songs.
 

Mr. Manchester

Ass Napkin PHD
kiwifarms.net
These are all great songs but I came here expecting SHANTIES
Lucky for you guys I know just the one:

What will we do with a drunken retard?
What will we do with a drunken retard?
What will we do with a drunken retard?
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Sweep his gunt you jannie Gayder
Sweep his gunt you jannie Gayder
Sweep his gunt you jannie Gayder
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Put Mom in an Uber moth-er-fuck-er
Put Mom in an Uber moth-er-fuck-er
Put Mom in an Uber moth-er-fuck-er
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Stick him on DLive with only lemons
Stick him on DLive with only lemons
Stick him on DLive with only lemons
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Put him in the bed with Vicker's daughter
Put him in the bed with Vicker's daughter
Put him in the bed with Vicker's daughter
9 O'Clock in the mornin'

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

That's what we do with a drunken retard
That's what we do with a drunken retard
That's what we do with a drunken retard
9 O'Clock in the mornin'

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!

Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
Gunt grunt and ITS NAWT TRUE
9 O'Clock in the mornin'!
 

RichardRApe

Overcircumsized;Underappreciated
kiwifarms.net
These are all great songs but I came here expecting SHANTIES
Yeah with the revelation of Ethan not wearing underwear (like the disgusting pig he is) I wanted something to rhyme with. It's what came to mind, I just realized I could have called the thread Songs Without Thongs. Damn... Shanties Without Panties is pretty good too although I'll admit the shoehorn.

Love the Shanty btw! I'd love to single out a certain verse but they're all based! lmao
 

FM Bradley

3 Beer Queer
kiwifarms.net
Kiss the Gunt

Never had self respect
Plate gang fucked my car
I want to be a alt-right podcast star
I want to be a shill
Don't need no soul
want to make big money
Grifting right wing simps
I'll make the killstream boring
I'll play tucker clips and gloat
I ain't no artist, I'm a business man
No ideas of my own
might reoffend
Or get maxed out
Just sex with troons
And maker's mark
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
shitty asshole!
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
shitty asshole!
You'll pay ten bucks to see me
with my fifteen year old wife
Gator fuckin' ban that guy
He mentioned fai-fai's gone
If my friends say
I've lost my edge
I'll laugh and say
That's just Dlive
But there's just one problem
Is my gunt big enough
Is my cock small enough
to grift ten thousand lemons
Give it a lick, I'll sell you my soul
Kiss the gunt and you'll go far
And when I'm rich
And meet with Trump
We'll shoot some golf
And snort some xan
Is my gunt big enough?
Is my cock small enough?
Is my gunt big enough
Is my cock small enough
to grift ten thousand lemons
Give it a lick, I'll sell you my soul
Pull the gunt and you'll go far

To the tune of Pull my Strings
When I was scrolling down, I was like, "I think he accidentally made something that sounds like that DK song," then I saw it actually was. The day I bought my first Dead Kennedys album at 15, was the day everything reset for me. Not in that dumb wanky "Manic Panic Hair Emo Listens to 'Dookie' For the First Time" faggotry either but actual questioning of everything I thought I knew prior.

So yeah. Counterprogramming of Guntsongs against the guntmas karaoke, because let's face it, whatever shit we put together won't even register on the Cringe Scale in comparison to that Guntstream, no matter how lazy, riddled with tech difficulties, and silly. Be even better if we get someone on both streams for max Gunted Afterseethe.
 

FuzzMushr00m

kiwifarms.net
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHw0jRSvgdI
Obese and drunk, but damn it Ronnie's proud, this is what winning means to me
Meth in the air, trapped on the gaming chair, I think I'm peeing down my knee
No threesomes, only pain, my beetus socks are stiff

Gunt before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Drowning in its skin
I can taste the grease

You can't abort that which has no soul, in my damnation I am free
My current girl, she used to be a man, so Zoomer Girl could only flee
My unborn son is there, 1000 miles from me

Someone help me, GAYDUR HELP ME!
They're trying to break me on the inside
Fuck my child bride

Chat moving slow, no lemons in 6 hours, not even alogs sniping me
No IRL, live feedback is my hell, this child support's destroying me
My gunt folds' horrid queefs, they are alogging me
 

Glade Candles

Keeping the flame of gratitude lit.
kiwifarms.net
Streaming Gunt to the tune of Rocket Man by Elton John


Packed up my grocery bag last night
Flight leaves so early, 2 PM
And I’m gonna be high on Ma’s pills by then
I miss VA so much, I miss my bed
It’s lonely in Tampa on such a wasted trip

Chorus:
And I bet it’s gonna be a long, long while
Before I’ll get to see my Fai Fai smile
I’m not a man, no I’m not one at all
Oh no no no, I’m a Streaming Gunt
Streaming Gunt, smoking up this meth all on my own

(Repeat Chorus)

Twitter’s no place to raise your kids
In fact it’s gay as hell
And there’s no one there to guard you if you’re trolled
And all my paypigs, I just can’t stand
It’s just my job three days a week
A Streaming Gunt, a Streaming Gunt

(Chorus x2)

And I bet it’s gonna be a long, long while (Repeat x8 )
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Here is a song for faifai and I hope she likes it because it is based on the franchise she holds dear.

Drunk and Dirty (Parody of Simple and Clean)

(Chrous)
When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.


(Verse 1)
You're giving me too many drinks
Lately you're choking me
You hollered at me you said
Faifai you know that love you
I hope you understand that I was hacked
If you try to find out our relationship is over.

(Chrous)
When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.

(Verse 2)
The daily things
(Like salad, drugs and beer)
That keep you busy
Its fucking me up
You came to me you said
Faifai why can't you do the threesome
You're hurting me more than my father
I'll leave this earth than my baby live without its mom
I gotta go because may got hungover


(Chrous)

When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.


(Bridge and Outro)
Daddy
Ralph has assaulted me
I'll run away
With the little dignity
To come home with the demon baby

(Chrous)

When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.

 
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TriggerMeElmo

kiwifarms.net
Here is a song for faifai and I hope she likes it because it is based on the franchise she holds dear.

Drunk and Dirty (Parody of Simple and Clean)

(Chrous)
When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.


(Verse 1)
You're giving me too many drinks
Lately you're choking me
You hollered at me you said
Faifai you know that love you
I hope you understand that I was hacked
If you try to find out our relationship is over.

(Chrous)
When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.

(Verse 2)
The daily things
(Like salad, drugs and beer)
That keep you busy
Its fucking me up
You came to me you said
Faifai why can't you do the threesome
You're hurting me more than my father
I'll leave this earth than my baby live without its mom
I gotta go because may got hungover


(Chrous)

When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.


(Bridge and Outro)
Daddy
Ralph has assaulted me
I'll run away
With the little dignity
To come home with the demon baby

(Chrous)

When you drink away, trying to strangle may
"YOU KNOW WHO I AM" you say
Drunk and dirty is the way you making me feel tonight
It's time for me to go home.

Kingdom Hearts is pretty gay though.
 

Quorthon

🌽De Mysteriis Dom Ethanas 🌽
kiwifarms.net
Ralphstein - Mein Gunt

(I used Google translate to make this so I'm sure there are many weird errors)

Heute werde ich im Internet wüten
Ich hasse Josh so sehr, dass es mich nur auffrisst
Kleiner Penis und ein riesiger Gunt
Bin alles was ich habe

ich das bin, was ich esse
Und es kommt aus dem Müll

Es ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein
Da das ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein

Mein rechter Daumen ist gut und stinkt
Ich trinke viel und fühle mich krank
Obwohl ich blockieren muss, um die Hasser zu besitzen
Ich vermeide jede Konfrontation

Ich bin einfach so erbärmlich
Und so dünnhäutig
Und so schrecklich groß und grotesk
Und ohne mein Kind Braut
Und hässlicher Pädophiler
Ja, ich nehme ein paar Pillen
Sie müssen einen Uber anrufen

ich das bin, was ich esse
Und es kommt aus dem Müll

Es ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein
Da das ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein

Translation: (According to google)

Today I'm going to rage on the internet
I hate Josh so much it just eats me up
Small penis and a huge gunt
All i have

i am what i eat
And it comes from the trash

It's my gunt - no
My gunt - no
Because that's my gunt - no
My gunt - no

My right thumb is good and smelly
I drink a lot and feel sick
Though I have to block to own the haters
I avoid any confrontation

I am just so pathetic
And so thin-skinned
And so terribly big and grotesque
And without my child bride
And ugly pedophile
Yeah, I'll take a couple of pills
You have to call an Uber

i am what i eat
And it comes from the trash

It's my gunt - no
My gunt - no
Because that's my gunt - no
My gunt - no
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Ralphstein - Mein Gunt

(I used Google translate to make this so I'm sure there are many weird errors)

Heute werde ich im Internet wüten
Ich hasse Josh so sehr, dass es mich nur auffrisst
Kleiner Penis und ein riesiger Gunt
Bin alles was ich habe

ich das bin, was ich esse
Und es kommt aus dem Müll

Es ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein
Da das ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein

Mein rechter Daumen ist gut und stinkt
Ich trinke viel und fühle mich krank
Obwohl ich blockieren muss, um die Hasser zu besitzen
Ich vermeide jede Konfrontation

Ich bin einfach so erbärmlich
Und so dünnhäutig
Und so schrecklich groß und grotesk
Und ohne mein Kind Braut
Und hässlicher Pädophiler
Ja, ich nehme ein paar Pillen
Sie müssen einen Uber anrufen

ich das bin, was ich esse
Und es kommt aus dem Müll

Es ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein
Da das ist mein Gunt – nein
Mein Gunt – nein

Translation: (According to google)

Today I'm going to rage on the internet
I hate Josh so much it just eats me up
Small penis and a huge gunt
All i have

i am what i eat
And it comes from the trash

It's my gunt - no
My gunt - no
Because that's my gunt - no
My gunt - no

My right thumb is good and smelly
I drink a lot and feel sick
Though I have to block to own the haters
I avoid any confrontation

I am just so pathetic
And so thin-skinned
And so terribly big and grotesque
And without my child bride
And ugly pedophile
Yeah, I'll take a couple of pills
You have to call an Uber

i am what i eat
And it comes from the trash

It's my gunt - no
My gunt - no
Because that's my gunt - no
My gunt - no
What's the original song?
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
I can't believe no one has made a parody of this song.

Limp by limp (parody of step by step)
Writer: Cal Rollia.


Limp by limp
All the gunt guards come watching in
And if don't sweep the stream
They will start again

'Cause Dark Butters diamond
I feel like a pimp
And the many gunt guards
I call them simps

If I'm late to stream, gaydur take over
Rand check the audio
I need a tab flam is on tap
Andy will come through

From nora to ade to faith
The gunt guards come sweeping In
The alogs are spamming my chat with corn
You better Janny it up Gaydur
Dingo is a wigger.
I just got arrested for releasing revenge porn
Bibble is a token nigger.

If I'm late to stream, gaydur take over
Rand check the audio
I need a tab flam is on tap
Andy will come through


 

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