Shanties Without Panties - Gunt Parody Song Thread - Submissions Welcome

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet

Junkers Jumo 004
kiwifarms.net
You see me now a veteran of a thousand gay-op wars! I've been scrollin through the farms so long, where the laughs of A-logs roar! And I'm dumb enough to ignore, and far too drunk to see! The scars are on my liver! I'm not sure if theres anything left ot me! Don't let these shakes go on! It's time I had a break from it!
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
You see me now a veteran of a thousand gay-op wars! I've been scrollin through the farms so long, where the laughs of A-logs roar! And I'm dumb enough to ignore, and far too drunk to see! The scars are on my liver! I'm not sure if theres anything left ot me! Don't let these shakes go on! It's time I had a break from it!
What's the original song?
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
NEW SONG!!!!!!

Title: Guntbusting (parody of Cloudbusting by kate Bush
Writer: Call Rollia.

I still dream of a disavow
I'm waiting terrified
Of the Gunt's screaming
But he's always late
But you don't know what happens in the killstream

You're the gift that keeps giving
That allows glowniggers
And the guards keeps sweeping
But you can't stop the karens
Sniping.

Everytime he drinks
The pills keep rattling
The guards sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen

Booted from dlive
No more ninjets
You're on burrowed time
You're relevance is small
But your debt still grows.
To be a simp for the lemon emperors.

You're chugging the booze
Seething due to pho
Clogging up your liver
Milo can't save you
Let's fucking go

Everytime he drinks
The pills keeps rattling
The guards sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen


Everytime he drinks
The pills keeps rattling
The guards sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen
The guards sweep the chat
The neckbread sweep the chat
Oooh I know a pillstream is gonna happen
I don't know when
But you never know when a pillstream about to happen

But you never know when a Pillstream about to happen.

Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh
Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh

Cant beat the karens, Gunty

Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh
Gunty gunty yee ooh yeeee ooh


 
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AltisticRight

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Richmond Ralph Ranch ft. Milo Yiannopoulos

[Chorus]
Fourteen naked White cowboys in the showers at Ralph Ranch
Micro hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighty-eight naked Black cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the kitchen at Ralph Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck big Black cocks
Ralph Ranch really rocks

[Verse 1]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild guntguards out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 2]
Orgy in the showrooms at Ralph Ranch
Big hard Black cocks ramming Ethan's butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

[Verse 3]
Big hard Black cocks Milo sucked real deep
Ethan even getting fucked in their sleep
Ralph Ranch, it rocks
Wiggers love big hard throbbing Black cocks

[Chorus]
Fourteen naked White cowboys in the showers at Ralph Ranch
Micro hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighty-eight naked Black cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the kitchen at Ralph Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck big Black cocks
Ralph Ranch really rocks


[Verse 1]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild guntguards out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 2]
Orgy in the showrooms at Ralph Ranch
Big hard Black cocks ramming Ethan's butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut


[Chorus]
Fourteen naked White cowboys in the showers at Ralph Ranch
Micro hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighty-eight naked Black cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the kitchen at Ralph Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck big Black cocks
Ralph Ranch really rocks


[Verse 3]
Big hard Black cocks Milo sucked real deep
Ethan even getting fucked in their sleep
Ralph Ranch, it rocks
Wiggers love big hard throbbing Black cocks
 

Cucktry Roads

kiwifarms.net
Gezz I was just reading the new stuff in the Pantsu thread. Fucking pedophile and the Gunt putting up with that shit.

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

She calls his baby sexy
You know why...
Ralph’s gunt is fatter than a pork pie
And when the law snaps on that porn not from France
Pantsu, won’t stand a chance

We call them
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!

Fatter than Randy and Ol’ Shanny
Maker’s mark, xanax or meth
If he has a choice
They’d all be his pick
But loligunt hates wine.

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

Crazy way she tweets we
Tell us why
Enjoying those cartoon kids’ thighs
She loved to kiss kids 'til they called the cops
Gee loligunt deserves no props



I call them
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
A-loligunt!​
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Gezz I was just reading the new stuff in the Pantsu thread. Fucking pedophile and the Gunt putting up with that shit.

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

She calls his baby sexy
You know why...
Ralph’s gunt is fatter than a pork pie
And when the law snaps on that porn not from France
Pantsu, won’t stand a chance

We call them
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!

Fatter than Randy and Ol’ Shanny
Maker’s mark, xanax or meth
If he has a choice
They’d all be his pick
But loligunt hates wine.

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

Crazy way she tweets we
Tell us why
Enjoying those cartoon kids’ thighs
She loved to kiss kids 'til they called the cops
Gee loligunt deserves no props



I call them
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
Bom bom bom bom

loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt loligunt
Oh loli loli loli
loligunt!
A-loligunt!​
What a classic, hope to see you upload more classics in this shanty.
 
Moonlight On The Gunt (original song)

Verse 1
Momma cried, cops got on board
Into the gunt just like us
I was born by a gunt that flow dried up
Forget me, see you a friend of mine

Pre-Chorus
And you take so often to the road that you get lonely
You just run away and like a gunt you flow

Chorus
Where the gunt is running near
Where the gunt is running near
Up on the mountains, clouds at the distance
Moonlight on the gunt but to get money you gotta go so far

Verse 2
My bucket hat was in flames
Gonna jump in that gunt, since you sent me a text
I, I walked along this gunt .turned from pond to shore
The water reflecting something .I was sure

Pre-Chorus
Go, find a gunt to drown in
Somebody to sell out

Chorus
Where the gunt is running near
Where the gunt is running near
Up on the mountains, clouds at the distance
Moonlight on the gunt but to get money you gotta go so far

Bridge
Like crying you a gunt, give me twenty one
You heard I kill a nigga, I damn near caught a body

Chorus
Where the gunt is running near
Where the gunt is running near
Up on the mountains, clouds at the distance
Moonlight on the gunt but to get money you gotta go so far
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
GUNTS

Parodied by Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Written by: Cal Rollia

(Verse)
Wobbling drunkenly at digi's house
Your girlfriend may looks like a mouse
Ay..........
Why You are acting like a big dork
When you are buzzed all you can do is squak
O-o-o-o
Rushing into the door, asking who's five foot 1
Punches start flaying the gunt is stun
Hooga hagga hooga

(Bridge)
Don't say That you're five 1
(HIYEE)
Just tell me you're four nine
(HIYEE)
GUNTS!
Look at them Gunts
May is such a Cunt
GUNT!
May is such a cunt
(Pill rattle drum roll with incoherent wanna holler at me clip)

(outro)

GUNT!
look at them gunts collide
Ugh
GUNTS
GUNTS
GUNTS GUNTS GUNTS

 

Squeezit Henderson

kiwifarms.net
Gunty (Parody of 'Queenie' by Ethyl Meatplow)


He said streaming
Which always came late
But you sat there in boredom
He claimed it was great
As you question your sanity
Dolphin laugh refrain
One flaw about Gunty
Is a booze-addled brain

The superchats delight him
but do not satisfy
This wigger was wicked
Liver rotted and died
Viewers that once showed
Most have now gone away
Outlived his grift
All friends did betray

Fucking bitch Gunt
Fucking West Memphis Ten
Till we die till we die
Till we're dead till we're dead
Who have you chosen to sleep in your bed
Who have you chosen
Who fucks that inbred

What has malfunctioned in Ralphie's head
Was it in his genes
Or the way he was bred
How can our alpha Killstream be dead
Where is the Gator to make sure it's swept

Soul-crushing stream caps
Nauseating gunt flaps
Soul-crushing stream caps
Nauseating gunt flaps

Fucking bitch Gunt
Fucking West Memphis Ten
Till we die till we die
Till we're dead till we're dead

 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
WEST MEMPHIS QUEEN parody of Mississippi Queen by mountain

Written by Cal rollia

(Chrous)
West Memphis queen
You know what I mean
West Memphis Queen
You can hear me Seethe

(Verse 1)
Success at Youtube
Supress at trovo
Here comes the Pedo, infest the Memphis ten queen
You know she was a man
By the look of her chest

(Pre-Chorus)
While I traveled to digibros getting my ass whooped
Boy I still have little xander from the teen I groomed.

(chorus)
West Memphis queen
You know what I mean
West Memphis Queen
You can hear me Seethe

(Verse 2)
The Troon asked if I can be her man
You know what I told her
She can have my child bride
But when she left I have troon myself out

(Pre-Chorus)
While the other streamers still have their relevance
I beg your pardon I was losing mine.

(Pre-chorus)
While I traveled to digibros getting my ass whooped
Boy I still have little xander from the teen I groomed.



(Outto of Loud incoherent hollering)
OH, WEST MEMPHIS QUEEN!!

 

FM Bradley

3 Beer Queer
kiwifarms.net

Here I come in Faith now, baby
With my three inch meat
Tell it's me by the odor now baby
Don't like to wash my sheets

The Kiwis laughing at my dong
They call me "troon" and "gay"
Got you in a stranglehold Fai Fai
You'll learn WHO AH AAHM today!

No undies under my britches now baby
I'm alcoholic and round
And if a bridge gets in my way baby
You know I'll burn it down

You ran the night that you left me
and my mommy's place
Had you in a stranglehold Fai-Fai
And now I got a court case

(guitar solos)

Yeah I'm gonna drink me some Maker's
My gunt is starting to bloat
Some people think they gonna die someday
Like that Arby's whore I killed in '94

Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the butt now baby
Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the but now baby
THUMB UP THUMB UP THE BUUUUUUTTTTTT!

I'm flaggin' vids like a bitch now
You know you can't turn me round
A trashburger gets in my way
You know I'll wolf it down
You ran the night that you left me
and my mommy's place
I had you in a stranglehold Fai Fai
I'm a fat disgrace
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net

Here I come in Faith now, baby
With my three inch meat
Tell it's me by the odor now baby
Don't like to wash my sheets

The Kiwis laughing at my dong
They call me "troon" and "gay"
Got you in a stranglehold Fai Fai
You'll learn WHO AH AAHM today!

No undies under my britches now baby
I'm alcoholic and round
And if a bridge gets in my way baby
You know I'll burn it down

You ran the night that you left me
and my mommy's place
Had you in a stranglehold Fai-Fai
And now I got a court case

(guitar solos)

Yeah I'm gonna drink me some Maker's
My gunt is starting to bloat
Some people think they gonna die someday
Like that Arby's whore I killed in '94

Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the butt now baby
Thumb up thumb up the butt
Thumb up thumb up the but now baby
THUMB UP THUMB UP THE BUUUUUUTTTTTT!

I'm flaggin' vids like a bitch now
You know you can't turn me round
A trashburger gets in my way
You know I'll wolf it down
You ran the night that you left me
and my mommy's place
I had you in a stranglehold Fai Fai
I'm a fat disgrace
I'm declaring parody war, I can't be upstaged by such a masterpiece.
 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Song: Mr BiteSize
Parodied by Mr. Bright side
Written by Cal Rollia.


Coming out of shack im doing just fine
Going to get crack to own the alogs
It started out as a stream at la how did I end up like this

It was only a stream it was only stream!

I fell in love with a chick
She's mentally insane
While she's methed out
I'm losing my drink

Now my child bride left
And I found a troon name may
I stole her from a pedo
Now im at digi's doorway

Now, reily says I outweigh him now, who's 5'1
I can't just holler its raging me
And taking control

Jealousy, Null made a corn joke
While the world saw my small chode
took may from digibro
But it's just the karens fault
That the world saw my gunt
Horrifying the world's eyes
Cause im Mr. bite size
(X2)

Memphis 10
(X4)

 

Squeezit Henderson

kiwifarms.net
I Don't Wanna Grow Up - by Tom Waitsaminutemattno

Sit down in my streamer chair at night
I don't wanna grow up
Almost got the starting time right
I don't wanna grow up
How do you avoid diabeetus
Just eating trashburgers
I wish I could snorkel Fuentes' hog
When I think of working a job
I don't wanna grow up
Think of Shannon beggin' for pay
I don't wanna grow up

Seems like folks turn into things
That they bitch about
I wish Daddy Jim was
still around...
I'm gonna produce a replacement cat
I don't wanna grow up
Still hang around with that Warksi twat
And I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna holler over you
I don't want Rand to talk about Jews
I don't want to be banned from Youtube
I don't wanna be "That alt-right dude"
I don't wanna be outshined by Wu
I don't want to have to get a clue
I don't wanna grow up

Well when I'm watchin' my momma die
I don't wanna grow up
Hope I can keep her pill supply
And I don't wanna grow up
Got kicked offa my lemon site
Maybe Pantsu's ass is more tight
Blue checkmark keeps me feelin' alright
(I'll be banned soon) Woo!

When I play Alex Jones clips
I don't wanna grow up
Collect my silly little potion tips
I don't wanna grow up
Pretend I'm not from Arkansas now
No feeding the corn, I'm not a cow
I just wanna talk about Matt
Pay Sanjiv to make my app
I don't want to tell you my height
Visit Digi, have a big gunt fight
It's hard work saving the whites
I don't wanna grow up

 

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