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WhimsicalTrolli

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For this shanty I decided to go a little classical.


Song: Puttin on the vics
parody: puttin on the Ritz by Taco
Written by: Cal Rollia


If you groom a mentally unstable chick
Releasing a tape like I'm slick
Putting on the vics

Different types of Gunt Guards, like kaz and Dingo I call them simps
Putting on the Vics

I spend the show sniping Tucker Carson
Trying to be like Hunter S Thompson

Physiologically Broken


Watching the guards with Their Broomsticks
While I cuck to dlive with chopsticks
Putting on the vics


Free from my probation
Fueling my drug addiction
Too scared to stream live with dax
Too brave To scream at ugly Fats

Cucked out to the lemons
I am Multi time felon
You can't abort the retort
But you'll always see me at court


If you groom a mentally unstable chick
Releasing a tape like I'm slick
Putting on the vics

Different types of Gunt Guards, like kaz and Dingo I call them simps
Putting on the Vics

I spend the show sniping Tucker Carson
Trying to be like Hunter S Thompson
Physiologically Broken


Watching the guards with Their Broomsticks
While I cuck to dlive with chopsticks
Putting it on the vics


*Pill rattles instead of foot tabs*


I spend the show sniping Tucker Carson
Trying to be like Hunter S Thompson
Physiologically Broken
Watching the guards with Their Broomsticks

While I cuck to dlive with chopsticks
Putting on the vics
Putting on the vics
Putting on the vics
Putting on the vicccccsssssss


Sniff sniff flag sniff flag
Shake the Fix
Putting on the Vics
Hire a hooker to stream
Spend the money on liqueur
Gunt you gotta pay to see the gunt
Gunt, dance to the guntwave
Get a miscarriage


Gotta carry that gunt
Puttin it on puttin it on
Puttin it on puttin it on
V-I-C-S


Shake the Gunt!
Shake the Gunt!

 

WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Not sure if its count as double posting since I was the last poster a month ago.

Song Title: Shock the Janny.
Parody of: Shock the monkey by Peter Gabriel
Writer: Cal Rollia.


Cover me, when I sweep
Cover me, through the Bans

Something woke the neet, upon my knees
Cover me, Gunty, please.

Janny, Jannieee Janny
You know better not to shock the janny
Yeah yeah

Pine to Cone
Jim to a metokur
You can't find another
What about diddler Dax

There's one thing you must be sure of
Don't make me sweep
Chat, Don't make the shanny do the janny

Hey Janny, Janney Janney
You know better not to shock the janny
Yeah yeah
Janny, the chat keeps spamming
Jannyy, I'll just keep sweeping
Janny if you don't like ill show the door

Shock
Shock
Shock

Watch the janny sweep, Janny.
Cover me, in the Everglades
Cover me, through Trader Joe's.
I know I'll never be metokur
I'm just pine cone stalker
Cover me, Gunty, please.

Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Janny
No money to make
Oh Janny
My rent is past the due date
Janny
My Broom is breaking

Sweep
Sweep
Sweep

Watch the Janny sweep, Janny.

Shock the Janny
Shock the Janny
Shock the Janny

Shock the Shanny to Sweep
Shock the Shanny to Sweep
Shock the Shanny to Sweep
Shock the Shanny to Sweep

Gaydur, Gaydur, Gaydur
(Shock The Janny to Sweep)
(Shock the Janny to Sweep)
Gaydur, Gaydur, Gaydur Shock The Janny!
(Shock the Janny to Sweep)
Gaydur, Gaydur, Gaydur Shock The Janny!
Gaydur, Gaydur, Gaydur Shock The Janny!
Gaydur, Gaydur, Gaydur Shock The Janny!
Shock the Janny to Sweep.

 
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WhimsicalTrolli

kiwifarms.net
Happy Birthday DEMON BABY here's a offering to the harvest

song: All the Guntlings
Parody: All the Small Things
Writer: Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
All the Guntlings
Bad genes, cope seethes
Alogs take one look
Inlaws Are shook
At the abomination
It should've been a abortion
Destruction, demolition and Annihilation

(Chorus)
Say it ain't so, say it's not true
Let's fucking go, Carry that Gunt

(Post-chorus)
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na

(Verse 2)
Bad parents, so curel
My genes fucked, I know
My dad left me for makers Mark
You can say my life is at a bad start

(Chorus)
Say it ain't so, say it's not true
Let's fucking go, Carry that Gunt

Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, an

(Chorus)
I'm the demon baby, my mother is fucking crazy
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na)
I come for the Harvest, my dad eats garbage
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na)
Say it ain't so, say it's not poo
Let's fucking go, Carry that Gunt
(Na na, na na, na na, na na, na, na)
I'm the demon baby, im the demon baby
My mom is fucking crazy
 

Cucktry Roads

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Baby Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Baby Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Baby Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Baby Gunt

Mummy Faith doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Mummy Faith doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Mummy Faith doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Mummy Faith

Daddy Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Daddy Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Daddy Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Daddy Gunt

RIP Grandma Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
RIP Grandma Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
RIP Grandma Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
RIP Grandma Gunt

Maker’s Mark doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Maker’s Mark doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Maker’s Mark doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Maker’s Mark

Let's go gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Let's go gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Let's go gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Let's go gunt

Child support doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Child support doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Child support doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Child support

Away from Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Away from Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Away from Gunt doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Away from Gunt
 

RichardRApe

Overcircumsized;Underappreciated
kiwifarms.net
In the style of Peaches by the Presidents of the United States of America
Shout out to the Ocean of Wine for the inspiration

Movin' to the guntry,
Gonna eat a lot of feces
I'm movin' to the guntry,
I'm gonna eat me a lot of feces
Movin' to the guntry,
Gonna eat a lot of feces
Movin' to the guntry,
I'm gonna eat a lot of feces

Feces come from her can,
They get shit out by a ma’am
Satisfactorily brown

If I thumbed up Mantsu May,
I'd eat feces every day
Carbunkled smegma in the shade

I'm movin' to the guntry,
I'm gonna eat me a lot of feces
Movin' to the guntry,
I'm gonna eat me a lot of feces

Movin' to the guntry,
Gonna eat me a lot of feces
Movin' to the guntry,
I'm gonna eat me a lot of feces

I took a little shat where the poops all shit
Licking rotten feces in my fist
And I wish you were a, woman,
I stuck muh poop thumb down inside
Make a little room for a shat to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie

Millions of feces, feces for me
Millions of feces, feces for free
Millions of feces, feces for me
Millions of feces, feces for free

Look out!

Millions of feces, feces for me
Millions of feces, feces for free
Millions of feces, feces for me
Millions of feces, feces for free

Look out!
 
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