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Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Tempest, Jul 11, 2017.

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  1. So long story short, whichever way Skylar tries to spin this, he's full of shit?
     
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  2. Pretty much. You can't lie when the government makes your finances publicly available on the internet for the world to see.
     
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    symantec

    symantec Representative (R-ME 2nd District) since 2015

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  3. You're all being stupid. I texted my mother with a screenshot, and she told me why she hadn't paid yet.

    Maybe that website isn't totally accurate about what constitutes delinquency, seeing as the county hasn't yet sent out the standard postcards telling people what they owe for 2017.
     
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    Skylar Ittner

    Skylar Ittner Pansexual Athiest
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  4. I thought I'm supposed to be the :autism: one, but now you guys are wasting your Friday night looking through public tax records.
     
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    Skylar Ittner

    Skylar Ittner Pansexual Athiest
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  5. Skylar, you're the one who decided to brag about your finances, and we're the types who like to dig up information. Complaining about us trying to check your story for holes is like whining we are guilty of breathing air.

    If you don't want us to look into your sordid life, don't share it with us.
     
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  6. So you didn't check, despite your claim. You just asked your mommy.

    Go eat your popcorn, kid. I'm guessing that's going to be your supper for a while.
     
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  7. I asked the person who pays the damn thing why she hadn't paid it yet. How is that not checking?


    You aren't even looking at my finances, and you're not finding holes, you're shitting on my story and saying "lol Skylar pooped on that".
     
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    Skylar Ittner

    Skylar Ittner Pansexual Athiest
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  8. The information is about the people you reside with, and public records show something we found interesting that you're blowing off as nothing major.

    I get your priorities are not the same as ours, but this is our backyard, not yours, we have a different perspective on what's important, I advise you keep that in mind.
     
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  9. Getting the actual story from the county is checking. This is just you being a naive little boy.

    You wouldn't know the difference, of course.
     
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  10. Why do you care what we do dude? Are you afraid we will dig up some shit or cause some trouble for you? This website documents the actions of fools and other reprobates. That's why there is a thread about you.

    Your panties all seem in a big bunch due to the investigative work of some of the crew here! Tell your mom to bring you some warm tard cum, a cookie and ask her to give you a tug and a pull and go to bed.
     
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    LiveFromNS

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  11. Looking through public tax records is a fetish, it's the only way I like to spend my Fridays.

    Either way moral of the story is your unwarranted self-importance knocked you down a peg. You can't post a bank statement like an exceptional individual and not expect someone to look into that.

    Also whatever the reason, your family has already been notified of the delinquency according to the records.

    Your parents claim you as a dependant. We DID look at your finances.
     
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    symantec

    symantec Representative (R-ME 2nd District) since 2015

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  12. We're just chucklefucking at your massive superiority complex lol.

    You flash your money around until someone points out you need to pay taxes.

    Then you get defensive that you asked the billpayer and they went "Well I don't know". Considering you're the uber hacker, couldn't you have used Google like @symantec did? After all, you're giving us a lecture on how fancy bear didn't piss you off.

    Every aspect of your life contradicts what you've tried to tell us. And the only common denominator is that you believe you're superior to everyone else.

    And I'm sure you're about to reply "I don't believe I'm superior, I'm just stating facts".

    No you believe you're above everyone else you come into contact with, it's why you got a thread on this website in the first place. Your narcissistic belief that you're always right is why you're the constant laughing stock.
     
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  13. So you're saying that we should just ask your mom over text messaging? What, are you going to give us her number now like you did your personal finances?

    You have nothing to suggest otherwise, however, since you desperately don't want us to find any information to the contrary.

    Also, how's that job search coming? You know, to support yourself when mommy inevitably keels over dead?

    And found that your finances are anything but rock solid as you so wish to try and make us think. That's not so much wasted as it is 'oh you didn't think we'd go that far and now look at the hole you've gotten yourself into' hmm?

    For somebody so high and mighty, you do seem to still rely on mommy dearest to do your own taxes.

    You're the one who fucking threw away one of the most valuable things you can have in life - a college degree - because you got buttmad over the existence of homosexuals.

    How's that Scout Law going for you? You know, the one you pledged to uphold because YOU'RE A FUCKING EAGLE SCOUT ARE YOU NOT?! Or was "reverent" the only part of the law - the last thing in the law - you bothered paying attention to?

    When shit goes south for him is when he gets extra defensive like this, so I think the fact we backtracked his financial records came out of left field. He didn't expect that.

    They don't have cookies, they only have popcorn.
     
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  14. You should burn in hell.
     
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  15. @Skylar Ittner Hi, I heard you like to neg-rate. I do too. I dont like Copycats though so can you pls stop or I will BULLY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

    k thx.
     
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  16. @Skylar Ittner , just a little friendly advice.

    If you decide to spam negative ratings in response to hearing what you don't like, it's your choice, and it's just ephemeral points on an internet forum, so it really means nothing in the long run, but doing so just makes you look petty and spiteful.

    However, if you wish to be seen as petty and spiteful, by all means continue.
     
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    Look mah, a faggot!
     
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  18. calm down Bryan pls, be nice
     
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  19. I re-dub thee king of cocaine.
     
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    symantec

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