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MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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I see Zach Parsons on the front page despite not updating his Patreon site in a year and a half.
IIRC Zach Parson’s dumped his wife and two small children in Ohio to move in with (and live off of) SA cat lady mod Fistgrrl. So he and Lowtax have stalled careers and abandoned families in common.
 

Brazen Wanker

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The subforum was called Negrotown after the Key and Peele skit. At first, it was no wypipo allowed but they let in transniggers like LeftistMuslimObama so eventually it just degraded to yet another hovel that’s indistinguishable from D&D. And yeah, Koalas March ran the forum. Her inflated sense of power led her to try to scam the forums. She wanted a slush fund where she can gib money to pee oh cees but she was dumb enough to post in another thread that she wanted a laptop that could play GTA5 at full settings. Goons are easy marks but even they were able to put two and two together and saw the slush fund for what it was going to be. KM feigned ignorance and had to abandon her plans to get a free laptop that could play video games at high settings.
More like Koalas Mooch, amirite?
 

dreamworks face

Model bugman
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The subforum was called Negrotown after the Key and Peele skit. At first, it was no wypipo allowed but they let in transniggers like LeftistMuslimObama so eventually it just degraded to yet another hovel that’s indistinguishable from D&D. And yeah, Koalas March ran the forum. Her inflated sense of power led her to try to scam the forums. She wanted a slush fund where she can gib money to pee oh cees but she was dumb enough to post in another thread that she wanted a laptop that could play GTA5 at full settings. Goons are easy marks but even they were able to put two and two together and saw the slush fund for what it was going to be. KM feigned ignorance and had to abandon her plans to get a free laptop that could play video games at high settings.
Even if Koala's March were to rip off a bunch of goons for a laptop, that would take her up to mulatto status at best - Rachel Dolezal didn't try to become black by stealing a bunch of shit from online nerds.
 

Tanner Glass

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Everybody involved in this email correspondence is a fucking idiot. More importantly, when did Lowtax start hating us again? I've completely forgotten.
It was during the Shmorky drama, @Lowtax specifically went to bat for Kiwi Farms over on SA (which was a big no no).

Specifically, he was having fun over here posting about the Shmorky shit, where as on SA they kept locking the thread/deleting posts and so on (as in, like 5 times. Even after @Lowtax himself said to knock it off). A few intrepid KF'ers went on to make Photoshops of Shmorky, prompting him to post one on SA and basically say "hey guys, this came from KF, remember when SA used to have fun and do photoshops of shit like this?"

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And it worked! ... for like a few days, SA had fun in the thread, some SA photoshops were made, there was even some KF crossposting. However, the "PC bullshit" staff knew that all they had to do was wait out Lowtax, so after the momentum slowed down, they beat up Lowtax and made him disavow KF - which meant the thread was closed, again, bans and probations went out again, and so on.

Every so often @Lowtax (and even LadyAmbien, the hidden leafwife) will look at the site and realize what an unfun cesspool it is, try for 1-3 days to start to fix it, realize it's totally fucked and get blasted on by everyone still on the site and then fuck off. The only difference now is we know that @Lowtax would fuck off to go find some younger girl (who wasn't his wife) to bang out his frustrations.
 

TheGreatCitracett

One of those FAT New Zealand guys
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Does she still think that she is a merman?
Not sure about that one.

I think she quit camming sometime last year to become some kind of weird hypnotic magical dominatrix that can make men bust a hands-free nut with her telekinesis or something.

Whatever it was, it was pretty out there.
 

Mr. 0

god im not good at computer how did this get here
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