Smells of fresh baked lead
I'd read it. Probably wouldn't pay to read it, but I would read it.God damn these characters are so annoying. I’d love to do a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern thing following an ordinary kid who goes to school with them. Just minding your own business when suddenly you hear a lot of high-pitched screaming. Getting elbowed in the face because Ciel is flailing around, doing a “bit” about homophobia. Ciel getting all pissy because you don’t find his rubber chicken wacky. Lessons constantly interrupted because that fat boy who thinks he’s a girl keeps lecturing the teachers on pointless IDpol shit.