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Star Wars Griefing Thread (Formerly about Last Jedi)It's nothing like Empire... like.... at all, we promise

Discussion in 'Multimedia' started by CowReserach Inc., Jul 23, 2017.

  1. What Lucas original wanted to do after Star Wars had been released was to try and revive the "serials" format. "Star Wars" was not the intended series name, but "The Adventures of Luke Skywalker". They were meant to be produced as short low-budget movies with a really fast release rate.
     
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  2. Also fuck that guy, Vader being revealed to be Luke's father is one most remembered twists in cinema history.

    When I watched TLJ and Snoke get bisected that elicited groans of annoyance. When Luke dies at the end that got silence and I'm positive that it wasn't the kind that the director was looking for cause I heard one guy from behind me go "What the hell? Why?"
     
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  3. I mean, Super Leia will probably be remembered, but not in the same way Father Vader was.
     
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  4. I think the other problem is that the Star Wars universe is too small. Star Wars is and always has been simple plots with grand visuals/iconography (they're the hero's journey to the letter) and they're using up that iconography too much. My money's on the franchise is going to collapse completely in the early 2020's, after Episode IX.
     
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  5. they should have rey get pregnant by THE FORCE like whats-her-face did with darth vader and then the baby could be luke coming back from the afterlife. that way they could recast a young luke and have YOUNG LUKE adventure movies and also have movies set in the future with mark hamill as the older luke who comes back. problem solved.
     
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  6. the problem isn't 'TLJ was made up as it went', it's that Lucasfilms doesn't seem to have anyone guiding the project. For better or worse, Lucas did that pretty well in OT- and from the looks of things, Kathleen Kennedy isn't.
     
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  7. I don't even know why he's still doing movies, have you seen his interviews most of the time? It's like he's your grandpa that was forced out of the house by his children to do the interview circuit. Why is he even working?

    That's fanfiction tier stuff. You've established a character as unkillable since the force is just going to regenerate them. Then you've lost the stakes.
     
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  8. no, but then you can have a movie about him getting old again and he can start a new jedi academy to groom a new girl to force-impregnate. it's like poetry. boom. $2 billion gross.
     
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  9. So Woody Allen as a Jedi?
     
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  10. So he can have money to buy more planes to crash.
     
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  11. Oh, what I would give to have been a fly in the room where that shit was given the greenlight.

    How anyone in that studio could come up with such a scene and have it make it into the movie is beyond me.
     
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  12. Ask mrs. Kennedy.
     
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  13. When I checked Kennedy's IMDb her most recent credits included an unnamed Indiana Jones movie...
     
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  14. The new trilogy so far is already like a fanfiction, so might as well go all out.
     
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  15. Luke, did I ever tell you about the true origin of the Jedi? Once before the Republic was established, a bunch of floating pyramids whisked away beings from multiple planets to a world in the middle of nowhere. We began referring to ourselves as the Je'daii and worshiping the moons as symbols of the Force. Unfortunately this attracted the attention of magical fish-men named after some kind of cheese who wanted to eat the other beings in the galaxy. Thankfully their slaves backstabbed them by giving us the technology for lightsabers and interstellar travel. I believe the fish-men died off about a thousand years ago.

    They were good friends.
     
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  18. Since I just see this entire thread as “Star Wars Discussion” I’m gonna throw out some interesting trivia.
    George Lucas was working on ideas for a Han Solo spin-off before Disney even bought Star Wars. Heck, George himself even visited the set of Solo to talk with the director of the movie for certain scenes and moments.
    If anything, the ranking of which parts of Star Wars as a media are best come down to this.
    Comics > Spin-off movies > TV shows > Every trilogy.
     
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  19. Getting the man himself to offer advice is a great idea, makes me a little bit more hopeful for Solo.
     
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  20. George may be a horrible director, but he’s an amazing visionary. Which is why he would be a great president for Lucasfilm if Kennedy gets the boot.
     
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