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RomanesEuntDomus

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Shit has officially hit the fan.

Because of Boyega and Ridley's comments, hate and disappointment for IX has gotten out of control on Reddit and Twitter. Because of this, all the major Star Wars subreddits have gone from banning any hate towards IX to banning any discussion about IX.
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You have to be ultra circlejerky and extra safe to even be able to discuss anything, and even then, 1 or 2 bad posts will be enough to get everything deleted.
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JJ's moronic comments as well as his "subtle" jab at TLJ has caused even more of a stir.

Twitter mods haven't done anything yet, but shit is in total meltdown over there because of TLJ defenders, but some of you here have already made that clear by posting crazy tweets from nutjobs.
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I hope some brave shitposters will pour an ungodly amount of gasoline into these fires, we need any bit of brand disenchantment we can get.
 

GeneralFriendliness

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Speakin of the reshoots, anyone else think the "Kylo Ren is thrown into a pit and dies" ending was reshot to have him somehow survive and wind up with Rey on Tatooine?

I mean think about it. Not only would doing this appease the shipper untermensch who are the closest thing Disney has to the coveted "nu and improved fanbase" they threw everything away for, but its something they could desperately try and spin as "SEE! SEE! WE TOTALLY HAVENT THROWN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY IN THE DUMPSTER AS NOW THE BASTARD SON OF HAN AND LEIA HAS SHACKED UP WITH PALPATINE'S MARY SUE CLONE AND THEIR BABIES WILL BE A BRAND NU SKYWALKER LINEAGE! PLEASE COME BACK OLDFANS!!!" conclusion to bring back the icky neckbeard nurdbros...somehow

....yeah I know it sounds fucking stupid but the engaged backlash against TLJ critics made clear how disney and media drones are obsessed with the idea that "the old fan manbabies are furious that rey isnt achtchully lukes daughter and a skywalker by blood" so they think throwing this fucking mess of a plot into the finale will magically appease said manbabies and bring them and their wallets back into the disney fold

I mean, the reshoots only ended like a week or two ago, and the leaked ending was around for a longass time before then so I think there is a good chance they will do this, and use it as a setup for "star wars 3000 years in the future with nu skywalker and friends" a couple years later.
I don't know. Earliest leaks implied that Ren did survive and ended up living with Rey on Tatooine, so maybe the reshoots were to make him die since we can't have a perfect Sue like Rey needing a man in her life. We can't have THE FORCE GODDESS be weighed down by a man.
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The Force is Female. Not a couple.

In seriousness though, the reshoots ended about 2 or 3 weeks ago, and all the most recent shit indicates that Kylo Ren dies, but for all we know, there probably is a cut of them together in a corny romantic ending. And if Reylo happens, Disney shits will defend this trash to infinity and beyond. But if it doesn't happen, we'll have a few more useful idiots for the anti-Disney Wars crowd.
 

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Does anyone know what the reaction was in China, when John Boyega was given a Chinese Woman as a love interest?. After they photoshopped him out of Chinese photos for the Force Awakens, I'm curious if it helped the Chinese warm to him?
 

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Does anyone know what the reaction was in China, when John Boyega was given a Chinese Woman as a love interest?. After they photoshopped him out of Chinese photos for the Force Awakens, I'm curious if it helped the Chinese warm to him?
Kelly Marie Tran is actually Vietnamese (I think), and Asians’ racism against blacks is rivaled only by their racism against other Asians of different flavor.
 

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Does anyone know what the reaction was in China, when John Boyega was given a Chinese Woman as a love interest?. After they photoshopped him out of Chinese photos for the Force Awakens, I'm curious if it helped the Chinese warm to him?
Kelly Tran is Vietnamese who, according to my Chinese friend, are generally thought of as mud-people in China. Chinese people also are incredibly racist towards blacks, and they hate mixed race couples. So they weren't really a fan. Hence the terrible performance of TLJ and Solo in China.

Edit: Cougar'd
 

RomanesEuntDomus

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I don't know. Earliest leaks implied that Ren did survive and ended up living with Rey on Tatooine, so maybe the reshoots were to make him die since we can't have a perfect Sue like Rey needing a man in her life. We can't have THE FORCE GODDESS be weighed down by a man.
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The Force is Female. Not a couple.

In seriousness though, the reshoots ended about 2 or 3 weeks ago, and all the most recent shit indicates that Kylo Ren dies, but for all we know, there probably is a cut of them together in a corny romantic ending. And if Reylo happens, Disney shits will defend this trash to infinity and beyond. But if it doesn't happen, we'll have a few more useful idiots for the anti-Disney Wars crowd.
Honestly, I don't know how Shippers operate.
Is the only end acceptable to them when the two shipped people share a "happily ever after" or is a tragic death acceptable, cause it gives them something to bawl over?
I assume, since these clowns usually are injecting themselves into the arms of their beloved hunks, a tragic death is a no-go...
 

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Honestly, I don't know how Shippers operate.
Is the only end acceptable to them when the two shipped people share a "happily ever after" or is a tragic death acceptable, cause it gives them something to bawl over?
I assume, since these clowns usually are injecting themselves into the arms of their beloved hunks, a tragic death is a no-go...
This is why I don't like caving to the shippers because they are crazed loons that operate on their head canon being canon, so trying to please them is like walking on egg shells.
 

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Shit has officially hit the fan.

Because of Boyega and Ridley's comments, hate and disappointment for IX has gotten out of control on Reddit and Twitter. Because of this, all the major Star Wars subreddits have gone from banning any hate towards IX to banning any discussion about IX.
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You have to be ultra circlejerky and extra safe to even be able to discuss anything, and even then, 1 or 2 bad posts will be enough to get everything deleted.
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JJ's moronic comments as well as his "subtle" jab at TLJ has caused even more of a stir.

Twitter mods haven't done anything yet, but shit is in total meltdown over there because of TLJ defenders, but some of you here have already made that clear by posting crazy tweets from nutjobs.
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I love this. I love this so much. I love how the subreddits are acting like a fucking Orthodoxy for fandom, in full damage control. I love how there’s a decent chance Disney is influencing them directly.

I love the denial, the rebellion, the fact that there’s been this perfect confluence of factors to finally shatter the illusion for everyone involved, even the sequel shills.

I love that we’ve got our own dark corner to document it all and laugh. We’ve got a bit of a party line in this thread, but we’d rather laugh at a shill then ban them. It’s great.

Honestly it’s the most fun I’ve had with Star Wars in a while, in it’s own weird way.
 

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I guess we are all star wars stans then huh.......
lol not me
i have no horse in this race
i like the OT, but i'm mostly here to see how big the tire fire will get

I love this. I love this so much. I love how the subreddits are acting like a fucking Orthodoxy for fandom, in full damage control. I love how there’s a decent chance Disney is influencing them directly.
funny how these people were complaining about gatekeeping, but are gatekeepers themselves now
 

GeneralFriendliness

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a tragic death is a no-go...
Absolutely not. Shipping is motivated by a sense of sexual thrill or due to personal romantic fantasies. When shippers are involved you only have three options for an ending, either have their desired characters hook up to imply future sex, have them hookup and kiss or fuck right then and there or have them die together for eternal spirit cuddling. Back in the day, shippers got disappointed and dejected all the time, but with the rise of social media, they now have a voice that allows them to become more vocal and widespread, and the many yaoi/yuri shits of old now have political support to boot from the progressive crowd. Even that shitty interview Boyega did has him admit that shippers are acting like tribal savages arguing over Reylo and FinnPoe, which might be why so many Disney drones are angry now too.
 
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Its even causing Disney shills to get upset at not being able to talk about IX in any context, forcing them into dens of Disney Wars hate just to get a word in.
Glorious.
This was on the Beeb a while back. Don't expect anything other than gushing praise though from that fan. They probably made him sign a stack of NDAs and non-disparagement clauses and if you shit on our film we'll legally fuck you like a whore on payday type agreements.
Since he's dying, if this has any teeth it means they're holding his immediate family responsible for what he does, basically like North Korea.
 

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Honestly, I don't know how Shippers operate.
Is the only end acceptable to them when the two shipped people share a "happily ever after" or is a tragic death acceptable, cause it gives them something to bawl over?
I assume, since these clowns usually are injecting themselves into the arms of their beloved hunks, a tragic death is a no-go...
This is why I don't like caving to the shippers because they are crazed loons that operate on their head canon being canon, so trying to please them is like walking on egg shells.
In Japan, female gay fan shippers (Fujoshis) are considered the lowest social order of weeb - according to some, on par with if not even lower even than lolifags, which is saying a lot - and almost universally hated.

The reason for it is that they are known for flying into fucking psychopathic levels of rage if anyone defies their insane shipping as canon, even though many times that shipping has zero basis in actual fact within the work of fiction. None get them angrier than if the Author flat-out tells them to go fuck themselves and that they're wrong, to the point where they'll aggressively pursue them and have a gigantic history of making death threats.
 

RumblyTumbly

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One thing I want to do after IX comes out is to watch VII, VIII, and IX all in a row for the sole purpose of seeing what a jumbled mess the whole thing is.

I made this comment a while back, but at the very least, the prequels all feel like they belong together and there is a unified story there. It is terribly executed and makes no sense, but stylistically and tonally, they all feel like they belong as one story.

And the OT is about as close to a perfect trilogy as anything can be. No movie is perfect, but the OT nearer than most.

The ST though is just...messy. I can't think of any other way to describe it. It is clear to me that they either didn't have a plan from the beginning (which makes no sense considering JJ's mystery box stuff) or they had a plan and then for whatever reason gave Rian carte blanche to blow it all up, resulting in this "What the fuck do we do now?" for IX.
 

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Glorious.

Since he's dying, if this has any teeth it means they're holding his immediate family responsible for what he does, basically like North Korea.
Probably. They probably specify that any redress can be levied against him or his estate as a debt of the estate that goes to the front of the queue over other debts, or made him put up something as surety as well. Not a specialist in this area but if he owns his own home they might be able to try some sort of floating charge against said home. Normally a floating charge is used in lending and corporate finance to secure a debt in that if the debt isn't repaid according to the terms of the credit agreement the charge will "crystallise" and become a fixed charge (i.e. a lien or mortgage) against property or securities in the name of the borrower. I don't know if you can have a contractual agreement that imposes a floating charge to crystallise for an unspecified sum against an asset in the event of breach but in theory it could be possible, and the House of Mouse probably has the ability to throw money at its army of lawyers enough that they can just intimidate the family into compliance because it'd be either pay up or face uncertain and expensive legal wrangling in the Courts.
 
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