Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl - Fat they/them shut-in who fucks the ghosts of serial killers, sings while pooping in public

Crocophile

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Steph is such a fantastic demonologist who casts such adept curses. I've gotten a better job with benefits and now I have less dedicated shitposting time to make fun of her! How will I labor on under such a hex?

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Another waste of money!
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You didn't need bloodwork to know that you eat too many carbs, Stephanie. Your waistline tells us the whole story. btw if you want filling, eat protein, but nah you're addicted to shitty convenience foods so you'll blame "spoons" and never change shrug emoji
Steph, I got a free tip for you from me, who is also a broke lazy fat ass slowly killing themselves with a sugary american diet laden with carbs. Instead of spending $41 on etsy pins or gambling at the downs casino buy one of these fuckers:
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They cost like $10-$20 at a big box store, or you could make good on your 'capitalism bad' spiel and thrift one for like $3. Then go to an actual grocery spend $10 on a rump roast. Hey, you could even go to an immigrant grocery and help support non-white communities! Wouldn't that be something, actually patronizing minority businesses instead of paying lip service on social media. Anyway, here's how even a limbless lobotomite with chronic fatigue can eat decent.
Just chuck that shit in the slow cooker, throw in spices if you've got the 'spoons' for it, or don't, whatever. Put in a little bit of butter, olive oil, and/or chicken stock, whatever you want really, you can even just let it cook naked if you're a heathen. Eyeball the amounts of whatever the fuck you want, we're lazy assholes here so we don't meassure.

You throw it in and turn it on high and you leave it alone for ~5 hours. That's it. Hell, put it on low, cook it over night while you sleep, wake up to delicious roast. DON'T put it on bread. No sandwiches, not even on fancy oat bread. Just eat your beef with some veggies or some eggs, just whatever isn't bread or pasta or microwaved shit. Even just buy a bag of a pre-made salad and eat it. Fuck, just eat a banana, that requires 0 prep. Shit is filling, you can have like 2-4 meals depending on if you portion it or scarf it like a starving coyote. Have it with some orange juice or green tea or even better, WATER. No soda, energy drinks, coffee, none of that shit.

Bam. A relatively 'healthy' meal that you spend a whole 2 minutes actually 'cooking'. It's 99% just waiting around to be fed like the Sea World attraction you are. The greatest effort is cleaning the pot, which we know your mom does the dishes for you, so you don't even need to worry about that.

Seriously, I get that a lot of millennials (myself included) have a sort of arrested development when it comes to basic life skills like cooking and shit, but also google is fucking free. Do you think that you're the first person ever to be 'too tired to cook'? Because there is an entire genre of cookbooks for people who are too fucking tired to cook.

Remember a while back when Steph was thirsting after that convicted crack-head Youtuber Satanist E. A. Koetting? I found out a buddy of mine is actually really tight with him, wrote for his stupid 'How to Become God' website and everything. Small world, huh? Honestly he's so cringe worthy, both in his appalling aesthetic and the way he shamelessly scams tardos like Steph, he's probably worth a thread in his own right.
 

cogsworth

Satan made me Racist
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Can you imagine being in a public space and your child is sick or upset and so they're crying and some fatass downs syndrome sufferer starts trying to tell you about having her uterus removed?

I'd commit homicide and suicide simultaneously.
 

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Meowthkip

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Another waste of money!
Somebody got defensive over all my talk about how enamel pins are superior to buttons.

Seems to be a close friend of Steph (I don't think mastodon related, maybe tumblr or facebook) and ties with the whole fat jokes we got suddenly. Now Steph is riding her new victim status doing what SJW types do best: shame her ex-friend's ideas for daring to think nazis* could be people**.

*Anyone dared to be to the left of Steph and Mao
**Which I theorize IS the reason Steph stopped her friendship. We know she triggers easily.
It really weirds me out when leftists try and say that Nazis aren't people, but them being people is what makes them scarier, at least to me. Dehumanizing them doesn't solve the problem of "why are people turning into neo Nazis?" and "how can we prevent this from happening in the first place?"

IDK, man.
 

cogsworth

Satan made me Racist
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This makes me vibrate with rage.

Notre Dame is...was(?) literally a sanctuary for the downtrodden and it's GONE.

And Stephanie's fatass is out here creaming her shit stained panties about demons setting it on fire

I wish, I wish, dear GOD I WISH her parents would put her in an assisted living facility
 

Aguas Locas

Haunted Collector™
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Well, for one, you can
  1. Not pray to fucking demons again
  2. Pray to God
But we now you ain't going to there, to edgy for that.

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the Satanists in me wants to gloat a little
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Steph: don't you ever try to say you're a good person. Using this disaster to make a "Gotcha!" moments because you don't like christians for no other reason besides your father complaning? Congrats, you did it, Steph, you proved the world to be a disgusting person.

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"Enough of other victims, what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
 
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The Ghost of ODB

The worst curse is a lie.
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This makes me vibrate with rage.

Notre Dame is...was(?) literally a sanctuary for the downtrodden and it's GONE.

And Stephanie's fatass is out here creaming her shit stained panties about demons setting it on fire

I wish, I wish, dear GOD I WISH her parents would put her in an assisted living facility
Assisted living is too good. NYS seems to have a decent amount of inpatient mental hospitals, many of them with promisingly low ratings online. But unless her parents are her legal wards I don't think they can put her in one. Pity.

(And I confess I was a complete sped asshole in chat earlier, chanting burn it down etc, but that was before I parsed the fact that it was not the stupid college in Indiana but the actual fucking Notre Dame cathedral and as soon as I realized I felt like a total heartless dick. So much of the world's history has been lost to time and disaster and every time something as astounding as the Notre Dame is taken it's... unfathomable. But sure, your imaginary demon buddies did it Staph. Good job. Aren't you a special spergflake? Booo religion. Booo Catholicism. Fuck history! Blah blah witchcakes.)
 

Meowthkip

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This makes me vibrate with rage.

Notre Dame is...was(?) literally a sanctuary for the downtrodden and it's GONE.

And Stephanie's fatass is out here creaming her shit stained panties about demons setting it on fire

I wish, I wish, dear GOD I WISH her parents would put her in an assisted living facility
Fortunately, all the art has been removed from the building. But it's pretty badly damaged.

Press F for the cathedral.
 
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PuckishRogue

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Steph, just shut up.
I'm not religious, but that's more than a building. The statues, the art have been moved and that building has recovered before, but losing even one of those stained glass windows is a loss to the art world. That building has always been stunning, and it's not just the religious mourning the damage done.
But no, for sure, still has to make it about how she TOTALLY can communicate with demons.
 

Azafran90

*Space Blancmange*
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This creature that claims to be cultured and artsy doesn't even understand why Notre Dame burning is a tragedy to the world, mmhhh......
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Steph, old buildings aren't important because catholics are materialistc, old buildings matter because they stay as a testament of what humanity can perform, a constant reminder that yes, our ancestors were here, they stood in these same floors and looked at the same images; and trough these we can understand how they lived and what they feared.
People died in the construction of those walls, babies were born, grew old and were buried while that building was completed, many wars were fought and millions of people have visited it only to feel the sense of eternity that it emanates.


Not to mention that people could have died in the fire you LARD
...but I guess I'm asking too much from someone who lets their cat drink clorine residuals in the toilet.
 
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