Gross Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / thedeflowered1 - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

Who Raped Staph's Agenesis Vagina?

  • Ghost Husbando(s)

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  • Satan/Demons

    Votes: 45 30.2%
  • Josie

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Horny Indians on Facebook

    Votes: 12 8.1%
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    Votes: 16 10.7%
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milkshaky

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I had the idea that Jim was Ted Bundy, but apparently she doesn't like him, so we can cross him out. I was guessing Jim Morrison based on the wild life style and drugs, but apparently "Jim" died in 2008 so that answer is also out of the question.
Nah, she was saying she and “Jim” met in 2008, not that he died then, since she also said he spent time on his apartment after he died. Meaning we know he died before 2008.
Jim Morrison didn’t have a daughter though, as far as I can tell, so he’s still out.

EDIT: I just reread and saw the whole “been almost ten years since you died” so my bad on that part.
However, "Jim" reminds me of Heath Ledger. Died in January 2008, drug addiction, died in his apartment, suspected to be bipolar, and had a daughter. Could just be a coincidence, I don't know why the name Jim, but he reminds me of him regardless.
 
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JaneThough

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Nah, she was saying she and “Jim” met in 2008, not that he died then, since she also said he spent time on his apartment after he died. Meaning we know he died before 2008.
Jim Morrison didn’t have a daughter though, as far as I can tell, so he’s still out.

EDIT: I just reread and saw the whole “been almost ten years since you died” so my bad on that part.
However, "Jim" reminds me of Heath Ledger. Died in January 2008, drug addiction, died in his apartment, suspected to be bipolar, and had a daughter. Could just be a coincidence, I don't know why the name Jim, but he reminds me of him regardless.

Yeah, it's definitely Heath Ledger:

http://meowitch666.tumblr.com/search/heath+ledger

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I bet the name has some connection to the Joker. She seems like the kind of sped to be obsessed with it.
 
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NoFeline

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Yeah, it's definitely Heath Ledger:

http://meowitch666.tumblr.com/search/heath+ledger

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I bet the name has some connection to the Joker. She seems like the kind of sped to be obsessed with it.
Well, he DID die in 2008...
The story about him sulking for years may not match up but her other stories aren't consistent either, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Some Batfan will have to say if Jim has anything to do with the Joker.
I just know people wanted Ledger to play Jim Morrison and thought of him like a doppleganger. Also both members of the 27 Club.
 

Peanut

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Alright, I bit the bullet and bought the horror story book to share. It takes a while to screencap this stuff and the stories are fairly long, so I'll post them one by one if that's okay. Here's the second story, The Cult of Gender. More stunning lack of self-awareness, tortured exposition and pop culture references out the wazoo.

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NoFeline

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Alright, I bit the bullet and bought the horror story book to share. It takes a while to screencap this stuff and the stories are fairly long, so I'll post them one by one if that's okay. Here's the second story, The Cult of Gender. More stunning lack of self-awareness, tortured exposition and pop culture references out the wazoo.
View attachment 459088Not even halfway through page 1 and we have song lyrics*.
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Apothisexual. AKA I would rather not heal, stay traumatized, and define myself with said trauma, -sexual.

Aaand she's bitching about Reddit.
Please somebody explain to her that doing this stupid shit will make her stories age like bananas.(:_(

**thanks google, never trusting you again. Thanks Meowthkip for the correction
 
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Peanut

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This one's shorter but it's got a lot of concentrated stupidity, not least of which being the zhis pronouns, which I've been mentally pronouncing 'jizz.' Topical Zika zombies ahoy.

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Pour one out for my man Harambe
also "even zhis food was misgendering zhim" :story:

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walking dead ships > wife leaving me. Note how she wanted to get the zombie stuff in the story to tie it into the plot but couldn't figure out a more elegant way than just bringing up the show with no context or prompting.
"Jai didn't like to complain about things" after complaining literally the entire story

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> 2016 BCE
The shocking twist is that the story takes place during the Bronze age
> manwitches

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NoFeline

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Pour one out for my man Harambe
also "even zhis food was misgendering zhim" :story:
I was going to ask when the fuck she wrote this that a character still has an iPod but then Harambe was 5 months ago and long story short I think Cianfriglia exists in some kind of nth dimension where time and gender are merely social constructs.
 

takemetoyourgrave

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Guys it’s ok the ghost of Ted Bundy tells me he’s trying to get Jeffrey Dahmer out of his ghost marriage to her if anyone knows how to dissolve spirit marriages please hmu

Just so this isn’t totally off topic:

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You know that meme about how vegans have to tell everyone they’re vegan?
 

Meowthkip

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Not even halfway through page 1 and we have a Pearl Jam lyric.

That's Live, not Pearl Jam.

Nothing like a song lyric from an extremely popular song to immediately turn me off from your story, there.

Ah yes. Live. My favorite goth band.


I was going to ask when the fuck she wrote this that a character still has an iPod but then Harambe was 5 months ago and long story short I think Cianfriglia exists in some kind of nth dimension where time and gender are merely social constructs.

I still have an iPod.

I have a lot of music.
 

Ava_Merlot

"I feel beautiful" - Longfurb
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Lady of the House

gaslight, girlboss, gatekeep
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Guys it’s ok the ghost of Ted Bundy tells me he’s trying to get Jeffrey Dahmer out of his ghost marriage to her if anyone knows how to dissolve spirit marriages please hmu

Just so this isn’t totally off topic:

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You know that meme about how vegans have to tell everyone they’re vegan?
TBH the ghost of Bundy would probably be more helpful than RR or JD, he could tell her to lose weight and actually help her with taxes and shit like that.
A comment on a video that she linked from her tumblr a year ago (nsfw?):
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She's very asexual, you guise! She also tries to say that David Bowie was a pedo (he might've fucked some teen groupies in the 70s like most other musicians) in the comment section, but forgets about MJ's child pron.
edit: also, if she's such a big feminist, why isn't she into women like Aileen Wuornos? she's definitely more interesting than Ramirez.
 
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GrimGram

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So I had a browse of the Heath Ledger tag on her tumblr and come bearing gifts. Ledger is definitely Jim. There were heaps more thirsty reblogs but I got sick of reading them.
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She did a shitty comic of deformed versions of her "boys" after creaming herself about movies coming out about both Heath Ledger and Jeffrey Dahmer in the same year.
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What are the odds that three of her astral boyfriends liked one of the most critically acclaimed and globally successful bands of the 20th century?
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One of these things is not like the other...
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NoFeline

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Ledger is definitely Jim. There were heaps more thirsty reblogs but I got sick of reading them.
Well, he DID die in 2008...
The story about him sulking for years may not match up but her other stories aren't consistent either, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Long story short I think Cianfriglia exists in some kind of nth dimension where time and gender are merely social constructs.
Confirmed
 

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