Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / anarchoenby - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

A Spanner Darkly

Wegmens Crusader / Admitted Commie Dyke
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Why is an anarchist/socialist/Marxist simping for Joe fucking Biden? You can’t make it up.
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also, "Speaking of ACAB, these cops are useless" is like the late 2020 version of that old joke about Americans bitching about a restaurant - "the food was terrible, the meal was disgusting, and the portions were so small!"
 

Judgment Boy

Money or love, which will it be?
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Ah yes, Steph's degree in Social Work. Totally not just a degree that she just paid for, but earned it. Through years and years of hard work, perseverance, passion, dedication, and drive to make a difference in the lives of those who need it most.
Let's take a moment to recollect on all the things Stephy has done with this completely well-deserved thin piece of tree skin, shall we?

• The start of it all, she cursed someone's womb with MSPaint and a FB post (but she cancelled it out, so it's fine).

• Is LARPing having various mental disorders, such as PTSD. Totally not for the attention or anything, but to be able to better understand those who do have such debilitating problems (plus her dad called openly-gay-cis-white-male singer Clay Aiken gay once, and that's just. That's just horrible. And being offended is kinda like PTSD right?)

• Became an absolute pro at finger painting on fabric squares ("Hey, at least it's not on the walls," her parents (probably) thought).

• Decided to marry her four imaginary friends that she's modeled after celebrities, serial killers, rapists, and/or child molesters, and advocated for their rights as a true warrior for equality.

• Saw the plight afflicting many of our confused youth, and thus created the Hellgenders/Demongenders, and bravely fought against those invalidating her fellow Infernals, with post after post on Tumblr. She even made them flags.

• Gotten fired from at least two jobs in her field (at least one was likely due to a serious HIPAA violation).

• When confronted about her inappropriate conduct by a higher-up at one of said jobs, she got nervous and licked hand sanitizer off her fingers. Oh wait. Sorry, I meant to say, "Had a very legit panic attack and tried to commit suicide by eating hand sanitizer."

• Had a weird spectral demon baby (and is now neglecting it, as the cycle must be repeated).

• Written at least two literary works - that are technically 'books', by a very loose definition - filled with stories meant to dismantle the evil, bad cis white hets and their oppressive TYRANNY.

• Launched a so-called "Trans Advocacy Organization" - something that totally doesn't already exist in New York - and so far has only used it to interact with minors. Sure, she did it before on DA, but now she has a degree. So it's not "grooming", guise. It's "advocacy".

• While she sadly can never do the legwork necessary to take direct action ("muh disabilities", "I'm a target for hate crime"), she tweets her support often enough, and that's just as effective.

• Is now fighting the good fight online by harassing and doxxing various boomers on FB for daring to either have an opinion different from hers, calling a documented violent hate group terrorists, supporting the Orange, and worst of all...wanting to own guns.

• And so much more!

Phew.
Not sure what his "advanced degree" is in, but I bet our man "Cal LaBreeze" is just quaking at her words.
How could he ever match up to the impressive resumé of the Womb Wizard herself??

In all seriousness, I know her parents are kind of shitty in their own right, and they're undeniably partly to blame for what Steph has become, but fuck I can't help but feel bad for them.
They invested so much time and money, wanting nothing but the best for this child they helped get out of a very bad situation, aspiring to do good by their new kid no matter the cost.
Because that's what good parents do, right? Support and love their kid no matter what they say or do, blood be damned.
It's only when it's too late that they learn it was all in vain, and that some people are just destined for nothing more than to sit and play goalie for a dart team.
But hey, at least their investment earned them a sweet demon baby as a grandbaby, I guess.
 

A Spanner Darkly

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I hate to tell you this, but it's not an old joke about "Americans"; it's an old joke about (((Americans)))...
c'est pas vrai IME, or at least not exclusively. I've heard a lot of French ppl tell that joke very explicitly about 'muricans, not (((Americans))).

point stands nonetheless, Steph. un anarchiste? non. un americain analphabete maybe.
 

Let's Find Out!

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c'est pas vrai IME, or at least not exclusively. I've heard a lot of French ppl tell that joke very explicitly about 'muricans, not (((Americans))).

point stands nonetheless, Steph. un anarchiste? non. un americain analphabete maybe.
I admit mon avatar lies, I am not a racist nor an anti-Semite, but as an American I have only ever heard that joke said about Jewish people (oof), which is why I mentioned it.

But I don't have a lot of French friends - although I have plenty of friends from elsewhere in Europe - so that may be an odd cultural skip? Who knows!?
 

Jello

Here for a snack.
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"Speaking of ACAB, I called the cops over nothing."
I really like that her idea of ACAB is that the cops are specifically not useful to her. She cares about speaking about it most when she's the one who feels threatened or inconvenienced. This whole situation is hilarious, given who she is.

This anarchist wants so badly to dismantle society and abolish the police, yet will call them in a second when her neighbors dare to touch her things. Once the police prove not to be useful to her, she falls back upon her "ideals" that they're all terrible.

Her politics are all so shallow, yet they consume such a large portion of her online footprint. It's almost impressive.
 

Sobble

Uncanny
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I really like that her idea of ACAB is that the cops are specifically not useful to her. She cares about speaking about it most when she's the one who feels threatened or inconvenienced. This whole situation is hilarious, given who she is.
I sometimes get my cows mixed up, but isn't she the one who flipped out because someone called the cops on her for defiling a grave? (Yes, performing Satanic rituals over someone's burial site is defiling a grave). Then it turned out the cops didn't even do anything, just drove past her?

Now she's flipping out because some dirty Mexicans stole her Biden sign.
 

gay frogs

Well, just got back from hell again.
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I really like that her idea of ACAB is that the cops are specifically not useful to her. She cares about speaking about it most when she's the one who feels threatened or inconvenienced. This whole situation is hilarious, given who she is.

This anarchist wants so badly to dismantle society and abolish the police, yet will call them in a second when her neighbors dare to touch her things. Once the police prove not to be useful to her, she falls back upon her "ideals" that they're all terrible.

Her politics are all so shallow, yet they consume such a large portion of her online footprint. It's almost impressive.
Most extreme lefties would probably only call the police in a life threatening situation. But not staph here. What matters to them is things. Property. Items. Material goods. The very same thing countless academics and on the ground scrubs have pointed out that All Bastard Cops are protecting instead of tax paying citizens.

very interesting, totally real anarchist yarrow.
 

brooky

i'm brecki and so can you
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Most extreme lefties would probably only call the police in a life threatening situation. But not staph here. What matters to them is things. Property. Items. Material goods. The very same thing countless academics and on the ground scrubs have pointed out that All Bastard Cops are protecting instead of tax paying citizens.

very interesting, totally real anarchist yarrow.

If Steph had stumbled upon Ayn Rand in middle school instead of whatever weird internet sex magic thing that led her to pretend to be Michael Jackson and groom minors, we'd be looking at a different flavour of lolcow today. Still a lolcow, just with a different set of pins on her fedora.

It's strange to think about the roads not travelled.
 

Meowthkip

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I sometimes get my cows mixed up, but isn't she the one who flipped out because someone called the cops on her for defiling a grave? (Yes, performing Satanic rituals over someone's burial site is defiling a grave). Then it turned out the cops didn't even do anything, just drove past her?

Now she's flipping out because some dirty Mexicans stole her Biden sign.

I don't even think the cops were called, she was doing magicks in a graveyard and a cop car happened to roll by while on patrol and she fucking flipped her shit and waddled off in terror.

There was never any follow-up aside from Steph being 100% convinced that somebody called the cops on her and crying about it for days afterwards about how she was totally going to get beaten to death for being trans and enby.
 

brooky

i'm brecki and so can you
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I don't even think the cops were called, she was doing magicks in a graveyard and a cop car happened to roll by while on patrol and she fucking flipped her shit and waddled off in terror.

There was never any follow-up aside from Steph being 100% convinced that somebody called the cops on her and crying about it for days afterwards about how she was totally going to get beaten to death for being trans and enby.

This is 100% what happened. Nobody was called on anyone, the cops were just driving around. Maybe they were a pair of gay cops looking for a place to have a quickie on their down time, but it got ruined by Steph. Now you get extra stressed out, horny cops, which is the last thing we need. Thanks, Steph.

That story and this Biden sign story also really illustrates her narcissism. What kind of big-headed prick assumes every cop that passes their way is coming for them? Either someone with a guilty conscience (lol) or a narcissist who can't conceive that there's other people in the world going about their business. The people who stole her Biden sign are probably stealing all the Biden signs, if not messing with a bunch of signs in general regardless of candidate. That's just a thing some kids do during election seasons. Even if it is diehard Trump supporters, it's about Biden, it's not really about her. Steph needs to calm the fuck down and get some perspective.
 

Hamplanet Fitness

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She got this as an early birthday present:
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Boson

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She got this as an early birthday present:
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god just imagine this doughy tard coming out of the house arms swinging for whatever the lawn crew did. She really has a warped view of herself. Her callouts on Facebook are embarrassing as fuck. You never see anyone comment or react to it - maybe a single like every 10 ”roasts”. So embarrassing.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye

Ring the bell, Roll down the street
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Pink eye?
Considering how much she loves her POO POO PEE PEE, it's not outside the realm of possibilities.
She got this as an early birthday present:
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Another gaudy "grandmacore" item I bet. Even though I don't know any elderly woman who'd buy anything like that.
Kitschy mass-produced snow globes or porcelain/ceramic figures? Sure. Pop-cult Feng Shui? Right on. Disgusting decorative pillows, blankets, and tablecloth? Dozens, if not hundreds.

This shit? Not a chance. "Why in the Seven Hells would I need something like that, sonny? Just take it back where you found it."
Might be a cultural thing, though.
 

JaneThough

We are preexisting conditions
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god just imagine this doughy tard coming out of the house arms swinging for whatever the lawn crew did. She really has a warped view of herself. Her callouts on Facebook are embarrassing as fuck. You never see anyone comment or react to it - maybe a single like every 10 ”roasts”. So embarrassing.

She can barely handle discourse with randos online, she'd shit herself if confronted in person.
 

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