Would she sing the pee pee poo poo Kermit song though or is this just reserved for more enjoyable bathroom shits?she'd shit herself if confronted in person.
Would she sing the pee pee poo poo Kermit song though or is this just reserved for more enjoyable bathroom shits?she'd shit herself if confronted in person.
Is it some kind of light-up ceramic Halloween Christmas tree thing?Considering how much she loves her POO POO PEE PEE, it's not outside the realm of possibilities.
Another gaudy "grandmacore" item I bet. Even though I don't know any elderly woman who'd buy anything like that.
Kitschy mass-produced snow globes or porcelain/ceramic figures? Sure. Pop-cult Feng Shui? Right on. Disgusting decorative pillows, blankets, and tablecloth? Dozens, if not hundreds.
This shit? Not a chance. "Why in the Seven Hells would I need something like that, sonny? Just take it back where you found it."
Might be a cultural thing, though.
Is it some kind of light-up ceramic Halloween Christmas tree thing?
Why on earth would a person post a picture that looks like it was taken by accident? Was she trying to wink? Moving her head mid-take?She got this as an early birthday present:
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Why on earth would a person post a picture that looks like it was taken by accident?
What the fuck does this even mean? "Ferraris are gay, destroy this guy's life" is a complete non-sequitur.
seems like she thinks that by saying ferraris are gay, it will destroy thia person's entire life. what a fantasy world she inhabitsWhat the fuck does this even mean? "Ferraris are gay, destroy this guy's life" is a complete non-sequitur.
As for the "act depicted on this photo", there are several reasons why someone would do this.
AFAIK Ferrari's service program includes door-to-door delivery, so it's not being taken for maintenance or repairs. This leaves
Furthermore, here's no sane person who'd hurry in the sense of "Audi RS6 hurry" when towing another vehicle, especially one so expensive.
- This person bought it as an investment, so they want the least mileage possible.
- This person is taking the car to a race track. Racing tyres are expensive, and it's easy to use up multiple sets on a single day at the track. Someone who owns a Ferrari should have more than enough money for tyres, but this person might be skimping out on them. Or the tyres might not even be road legal, like racing slicks.
- This person is taking the car to a meet or show.
- This person just bought the car, and hadn't registered it yet. AFAIK there are states and countries where people are required to register the vehicles they own.
She’s a femcel in denial.Ace sperging is always amazing to me because,
1) The majority of humans on Earth develop crushes on and/or have fantasies about celebrities/fictional characters/someone unattainable because it's safe, fun, and that person can't hurt you or let you down. It's not a special orientation worthy of protection, and it certainly doesn't make you oppressed.
2) Every single human feels differing levels of sexual attraction at certain times. People who aren't asexual aren't out here humping each other's brains out non-stop. Again, this is not some special thing that the normies can't ever understand, and it's not a minority identity that needs protecting.
3) All of Staph's crushes appear to be male. Like, she is 100% a straight white woman who can't get positive attention from men so she fantasizes about demon boyfriends. That's pathetic, not gay.
I can't see an age for that person in that first post but they were probably alive while there was still communism in the Ukraine and likely at least old enough to remember the communist monuments all being torn down. Staph is fucking tone deaf, of course they aren't going to say nice things about Marxism.View attachment 1681744
TLDR of the article: Biden is a rapist with terrible policies. She puts his sign up and keeps saying how she'll totally defend it to the death, so she seems really confused.
I think Stapphy falls firmly under the Internet Asexual category, which is basically 'nobody is attracted to me and I know that I couldn't maintain a relationship because I'm a self-obsessed, selfish narcissist who'd be a starfish in bed, BUT JOKES ON YOU GUYS IM TOTES ASEXY SO NONE OF THIS REFLECTS POORLY ON ME'.
If it were 2012 she'd be making a bunch of "why have sex when you can eat cake?" jokes that asexuals used to make at the time.