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But who's to say that NEETS that have eaten so much that they bloat up and when they are rejected claim to be asexual as a result? Like how basic white bitches eat a shit load of ice cream and get fat after their crush turns them down.
 

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But who's to say that NEETS that have eaten so much that they bloat up and when they are rejected claim to be asexual as a result? Like how basic white bitches eat a shit load of ice cream and get fat after their crush turns them down.

Honestly I remember seeing a lot more skinny asexuals around the time that started saying that. But then the cake jokes gradually faded out, and the only people who were still fixated on asexuality and cake were all fat and older, while the younger ones that aren't fat are probably blissfully unaware that this was a thing.
 

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She's lying out her ass. Before she said the doctor who diagnosed her was a man.
Not to mention that intersex diagnoses are based on actual medical conditions, not [CURRENT YEAR+5] pseudo-scientific psych mumbo-jumbo and THEM FEE-FEES. These genderspecial fucknuggets don't seem to realize or care that divorcing intersexuality from an official diagnosis would make actual intersexual people's lives hell. Same fucking thing with fetishizing mental illness.

TL;DR Staph Infection is a dumb fucking terminal Tumblrina, and her falling back on her "ttlly legit 100% real UWU intersex friend" is extremely scummy. You can take the 'tard out of Tumblr, but you'll never be able to take Tumblr out of the 'tard. This is why her super special master's degree is worth less than the paper it's printed on. Imagine if this dumpy, boring white girl was a social worker, constantly trying to one-up her patients and clients. Fucking disgusting.
 

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Again with the intersex crap - having a malformed pussy doesn’t mean you’re innately genderless or some made up special gender, it just means you’re female but your hoo-ha didn’t form properly in the womb. If Stephanie weren’t obsessed with being the most special of snowflakes she’d get it fixed surgically so she could have a proper sex life and live as a normal woman, but instead she chooses to look like an ugly fat kid and can’t get laid as a result, calls herself “ace” like all the other lonely SJWs out there and considers her mutant lady-bits as evidence that she’s TOTES ENN BEE you guys.
 
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I love that she specifies that this was 'a pretty young-looking trans man', assumedly this is to reinforce that she's so worldly and educated compared to the upstart whippersnapper but mostly it just makes her look pathetic.

'I got called out by a kid, and I'm so Not Upset by this that I'm writing a furious essay at 4am while pm'ing some other sped to confirm that I'm totally the winner in this slapfight'
 

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I have a hard time believing that Asexuality even exists, the same way that I have a hard time believing Pansexuality exists. People like Stephanie do not help their case.

Sure they do, asexual just means your sex drive is broken and pansexual is just a bisexual who is also cool with fucking trannies. Of course the way they are used online most of the time doesn't fucking add up (like "I'm asexual but I am a horny incel who lusts after my imaginary ghost versions of celebrities and serial killers while constantly consuming smut fiction" or "I know you were born female, look completely female, wear makeup and women's clothing but your identification with a non-binary identity is totally uwu valid. Uh, turns out I'm pansexual, what do you know. Can I get my dick wet now?") ... I still think asexuals being included in the LGBTwhatever is fucking strange and don't see what they'd get from it, since they could get into a regular relationship and either have sex for their partner's sake even if they're not that into it or not have sex at all and no one would literally ever have to know if they didn't announce it.

Not to mention that intersex diagnoses are based on actual medical conditions, not [CURRENT YEAR+5] pseudo-scientific psych mumbo-jumbo and THEM FEE-FEES. These genderspecial fucknuggets don't seem to realize or care that divorcing intersexuality from an official diagnosis would make actual intersexual people's lives hell. Same fucking thing with fetishizing mental illness.

TL;DR Staph Infection is a dumb fucking terminal Tumblrina, and her falling back on her "ttlly legit 100% real UWU intersex friend" is extremely scummy. You can take the 'tard out of Tumblr, but you'll never be able to take Tumblr out of the 'tard. This is why her super special master's degree is worth less than the paper it's printed on. Imagine if this dumpy, boring white girl was a social worker, constantly trying to one-up her patients and clients. Fucking disgusting.

The mental illness thing I at least get because people like to wallow in it until it gets worse use it as an excuse for shitty behavior or to avoid responsibility, but there is nothing to gain from pretending to be intersex other than imaginary clout with the online tranny community (or it's part of their fetish/perversion to claim it, or it's an actual delusion). I don't know if she actually convinced herself she is intersex because she's pretty stupid but also a clout-chasing perv. That said her claimed condition ("vaginal agenesis" more commonly known as Mullerian agenesis) is probably bullshit because she's never talked about dilating (and I'm quite sure we'd have heard about that) and they don't typically have a uterus but she had a hysterectomy. It's possible she was an extremely rare case where the uterus is underdeveloped but present, or maybe she meant vaginal atresia but is just retarded, though again she did not mention dilating or surgery to create a vagina so I'm calling bullshit. Not that it matters because those are both straight up not intersex conditions anyway.
 

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Tbh I don't think I'll ever get over her making a whole-ass SEXUALITY out of being disabled.
Like, it's not good enough now to just "have a disability" (quotes necessary because they're all usually LARPing), but now you can make being disabled your entire sexuality.
Not even going to go in depth on how "wolandsexual" or whatever makes absolutely no sense what so ever, and just sounds like she put a name to the old "Oh not tonight, honey. I have a headache" shitck.
But the entire concept of her super special sexuality for disabled people only comes off as fetishization, honestly. Seems to be a theme of hers, though.
And as kind of nifty as the Spoon thing was when it first made its rounds on the internet, it's people like Staph here that have made others only associate it with the Tumblrites, and not with anyone with actual disabilities.

I know that with the Tumblr coddling (especially with the Otherkin community; they're a whole 'nother beast in terms of "acceptance") she probably believes that by creating at least 16 different sexualities and genders, she's doing something heroic. After all these years, she's finally putting a name to what some confused 12 year old barely hitting puberty feels. Anyone that tells her it's ridiculous or stupid is a fascist or homophobe, and doesn't know the real struggle that comes with being such a unique diamond amongst the plastic. Advocacy at it's finest, ladies and gents.
I do wonder what they're going to do when they run out of nouns to base a gender or sexuality off of. The dictionary only has so many.


Oh, and also, this bullshit:
It's too late now, Staph. You're not allowed in our Banjo Bard club.
Put down the instrument and back away slowly, you're undeserving of its gift.
Go pretend like you can play the Ukelele with all your other woke kin. (Alas, the poor Ukelele. How I wish I could've spared you this fate. Never forgive, never forget (:_()
Maybe even make a song about how empathetic and nice you all are while knowing that someone in your party has quite possibly thrown a dead animal tied to a brick through someone's window, scaring the whole family, and maybe even giving legitimate trauma to any young child that was present for the event, as well.
But oh well, right? Their fault for standing within range of AoE damage. And they were probably fascists anyway.
(Whether it really happened or not is beside the point, imo.)
 

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Sure they do, asexual just means your sex drive is broken and pansexual is just a bisexual who is also cool with fucking trannies. Of course the way they are used online most of the time doesn't fucking add up (like "I'm asexual but I am a horny incel who lusts after my imaginary ghost versions of celebrities and serial killers while constantly consuming smut fiction" or "I know you were born female, look completely female, wear makeup and women's clothing but your identification with a non-binary identity is totally uwu valid. Uh, turns out I'm pansexual, what do you know. Can I get my dick wet now?") ... I still think asexuals being included in the LGBTwhatever is fucking strange and don't see what they'd get from it, since they could get into a regular relationship and either have sex for their partner's sake even if they're not that into it or not have sex at all and no one would literally ever have to know if they didn't announce it.
A lot of so called "asexuals", according to a study, are either depressed, taking meds that suppress their sex drive or are so ashamed of being seen as sexual beings (be it due to religion, warped ideas of how sex is "supposed" to be from porn etc., or something else entirely) that it affects their ability to get into it, and I wouldn't be surprised if Stephanie was a combination of all of the above - a lot of the Tumblr asexuals in particular, especially the female ones, get their twisted ideas of sex from porn and pop culture, and assume that real sex involves being degraded, called a dirty slut and whore and made to choke on a twelve inch dong and loving every second of it. Obviously that's not how it usually happens, unless those are your kinks, but these are people whose primary form of social interaction is online and so their understanding of the outside world is limited.

Tbh I don't think I'll ever get over her making a whole-ass SEXUALITY out of being disabled.
Like, it's not good enough now to just "have a disability" (quotes necessary because they're all usually LARPing), but now you can make being disabled your entire sexuality.
Not even going to go in depth on how "wolandsexual" or whatever makes absolutely no sense what so ever, and just sounds like she put a name to the old "Oh not tonight, honey. I have a headache" shitck.
But the entire concept of her super special sexuality for disabled people only comes off as fetishization, honestly. Seems to be a theme of hers, though.
And as kind of nifty as the Spoon thing was when it first made its rounds on the internet, it's people like Staph here that have made others only associate it with the Tumblrites, and not with anyone with actual disabilities.
The way disability is glamourised makes no sense to me - in the 2000s before this shit began it was associated with people who sit around all day drooling, shitting their pants and watching cartoons, not stunning and brave activists, and anyone whose condition was obvious got gawked at and mocked by the loud mouthed teenagers with no filter. Being even slightly socially awkward would lead to teasing and name-calling, and while I can sort of understand the younger Tumblr users not having that perception as they're growing up in a much more politically correct era, for millennials like Steph it's strange. Then again she's known to have groomed minors in the past so it's possible her whole uwu I'm so disabled act is for the sake of seeming cool with the kids.
 
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"My sexual preference? Burning the bible"

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Punk is (not?) about how many jackets you own or what bands you listen to punk is fuck the man

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Eric Porterfield is #ActuallyDisabled as a blind man, the top post there is a completely benign and nonpartisan call to make voting more accessible from what I skimmed over. Like it was praising people and organizations for helping to make it legal and easier for blind people to fill out absentee ballots.

The bottom is on police reforms. While this is a more heated topic, it doesn't have anything to do with anything she said and is basically promoting Trump's executive order that he signed a while back.

From google it looks like the guy has said some controversial things about gays before, but she's so bad at callouts she has to find something that makes them look good and respond to that instead of the actual content she's offended by. I'm not sure why given that these posts are months ago, maybe she just wanted to pretend to be disabled.

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Ambiguous? How? Is it a penis that looks like a vulva or vice-versa? A clit big enough to be called a mini-dick? If she really pisses out of "two different areas" how is she not complaining about all the UTIs she's getting all the time? Shouldn't that have been fixed right after her hysterectomy, by a urological surgeon? Is it like the South Park Tourette's guy?


Staph, can you get dumber and more 'tarded? I'd love to see how far you can go.
 

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Ambiguous? How? Is it a penis that looks like a vulva or vice-versa? A clit big enough to be called a mini-dick? If she really pisses out of "two different areas" how is she not complaining about all the UTIs she's getting all the time? Shouldn't that have been fixed right after her hysterectomy, by a urological surgeon? Is it like the South Park Tourette's guy?


Staph, can you get dumber and more 'tarded? I'd love to see how far you can go.

If I had to guess, she's unironically retarded and doesn't understand that the female urethra and vagina are separate holes, assumes she pees out of both, and then further assumes peeing out of both makes her intersex.

I'm going to go forget this conversation ever happened now.
 

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Her gentials are so weird and shocking that Call the Midwife's latest series had an episode where a Pakistani woman had basically the same problem: a hole in the vaginal wall where urine came out. If she'd been a boy the correlating condition would be hypospadias, which can indicate someone may be intersex but you have to have genetic markers to be diagnosed as intersex, not just a developmental fuckup when your genitals formed in the womb because your mom was an addict.
 

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