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Science 'Suicide machine' unveiled by euthanasia advocate

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  1. It will be declared too cruel and inhumane to use for executions, and nobody will make the parts to supply it.
     
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    neverendingmidi

    neverendingmidi it just goes on and on and on and on...

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  2. For sale: Sarco suicide machine. Near-new condition, used only once.
     
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    El Garbage I'm disabling this fucking cesspool of hate

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  3. Why not create an industrial macerator for human use? Just chuck them in head first and its over in an instant. As an added bonus you can use the output as fertilizer for the eco friendly types. No pain, no waste, whats not to like?
     
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  4. I like this one better.
     
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    Audit_The_Autist

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  5. That looks like a prop straight off the set of the 1990s "Outer Limits".
     
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  6. okay, but can we bring back hangings for scum who deserve it?
     
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    Deadwaste GODDAMN SHIT BITCH

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  7. LOL, they'll never let this thing be used for executions cause it's too painless. They want that shit to hurt and be terrifying.
     
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  8. Just wait till some kid jumps in thinking it's a space ship.
     
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  9. This is gonna make for the best kiwi meet up ever!
     
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  10. Yeah, I have to say that I don't ever want suicide to be normalized for this reason. I do believe that it is a human right to choose when and how you die; however, the "suicide by two shots two the back of the head" meme only exists because suicide is currently an unusual and suspicious cause of death. I will feel much safer living in a society where every suicide is investigated for foul play rather than one where the suicide machine is the expected way to go out. It's just too convenient for anyone who has the power to coerce somebody into the machine.

    In the case of some high-profile suicides like Bud Dwyer, the subsequent investigation unearthed damning evidence that he was forced into it. They would never have done that investigation if everyone had the expectation to just kill themselves as soon as they didn't want to live anymore.
     
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  11. Promote it as a gender reassignment machine.
     
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  12. This kinda reminds me of that euthanasia roller coaster that was designed as an art project several years ago. It's a lot more bitchin' than a lame pod.
     
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  13. It has a ~50% chance of being a gender reassignment machine if you're Buddhist.
     
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  14. I suppose in that case, the ride really does end.
     
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  15. It kinda is!
     
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  16. I saw "suicide machine" and thought they'd be talking about the Chevy Vega.....
     
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    TowinKarz Are you not INTO TRAINS?!

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  17. I'm so sorry, sir/ma'am. You're too old/disabled for us to justify paying for your healthcare anymore, but we'll be happy to pay for your suicide machine use.
     
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  18. I read somewhere that they're reusable (?) Will check for source, can't remember if it's just the base so the pod could be used as is for funerals instead of a traditional casket. Imagine leaving one in your will after taking the peace gas stairway to heaven...
     
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  19. Sounds cool, sign me up if I ever get the short straw in health
     
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  20. For a serious post, what is the legal liability for this. Doctor assisted suicide is already a minefield. You have to make sure that depressed individuals can't use it. This is arguably only moral to use on those who have terminal illnesses or are like a billion years old and are gonna die soon anyway. This won't get rid of nasty old fashioned suicide, but I guess a painless death machine rather than waiting out a debilitating terminal illness is a better prospect.
     
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