Battle Tendency is the best JoJo part
True & Honest Fan
Hello friends, today I'll be showing you a lolcow I've known for several months now. This may be my first attempt at making a coherent thread, so I hope you enjoy.
sunlightcalibur1996 or as she now calls herself "Calibur" (note: we'll call her 'Katelyn' from here on out.) is an artist on Deviantart who mostly focuses on her Undertale "AU" Spiritale, keep in mind that she's around 16-18 years old, this'll be important for later. If you have a basic understanding of the AU Glitchtale, it becomes quite clear that Katelyn not only copy-pastes the episodes but just rips them off for the sake of having substance for her story, which actually made it shittier in the long run! Speaking of which, lets move on to our next section!
Spiritale is a wonderful* AU that takes place after Season 2 of Glitchtale, which hasn't even ended yet! And even though we still have several characters that could be expanded on, we get a bunch of true and honest OCs to fill the hole that is actual character development!
By the way, I'm only listing a few because I don't want to lose my braincells going through each one, fuck that.
JOLIE - Our main protagonist and Chris-chan stand-in, she's our ""hero"" in Spiritale who loves Frisk to the point of violently murdering two people who were just talking to "her". It gets worse when you find out that she not only is fully capable of killing off the main villain just because she can, but she can get what she wants all because she's the creator's pet. Hooray? And also, she used to be a princess. Not to mention that Frisk is constantly sucking her clit even though he used to be an actually competent character in the actual series.
LILITH - Our main villain and Mary Lee Walshe stand-in, feminazi and lesbian. Even though its said that she's been watching Betty for a long time, she actually repeats the same mistakes during the course of the story. After gaining HATE the same way, she forces people into her lesbian sex cult even though its said that her soul is definitely the strongest ever guys!!!!111!!! Literally just as incompetent as every other character in the story.
SARA - Lilith's lesbian fuckbuddy and King Dice Reference (I'm not even joking) without the dice motif, looks just as boring as everyone else. Doesn't even deserve a summary for how boring she is. TLDR: She's Lilith's right-hand man. That's it.
AISHA - Actual furry and supposedly Jolie's guardian even though Jolie can jerk off on her own, does literally nothing in the story that matters and is implied to have a heavy relationship with a child. Probably one of the more normal characters in the cast.
*what a joke.
If you can even call it that.
The Story of Spiritale could be best described as recoloring a Sonic character and claiming it to be a new OC. If you want to know what I mean, look no further than the episodes themselves, which take the form of roleplays that happen in the comments and are left to rot. If you want an example, here's the first episode of Season 3. Yes, it's that bad and yes, it's in script format.
All of them are.
If you want a better explanation of the story, just go and watch Glitchtale instead. You'll get the same experience, basically.
The Dildo Comic
If you thought Chris' true and honest porn was bad, get a load of this. For someone who's around the age of a teenager, her persona is oddly dressed up like a complete slut.
Look upon it and despair.
Katelyn is a rather strange but colorful individual, but as we all know too well.. the autism can spread to many different people, such as princessacaramelo or AutumnGirlHuman15. Spiritale as an AU not only created more possible lolcows to laugh at, but an entire intertwining story of absolute shit that only gets worse from here then onward. I'm glad that you got to join me on this lovely adventure, friends.