sunlightcalibur1996 / teamextremesonic2417 / Katelyn "Calibur" - Actual (wo)manchild and her Undertale/Sonichu AU

[Yukari Yakumo]

Hello friends, today I'll be showing you a lolcow I've known for several months now. This may be my first attempt at making a coherent thread, so I hope you enjoy.
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Basic Summary

sunlightcalibur1996 or as she now calls herself "Calibur" (note: we'll call her 'Katelyn' from here on out.) is an artist on Deviantart who mostly focuses on her Undertale "AU" Spiritale, keep in mind that she's around 16-18 years old, this'll be important for later. If you have a basic understanding of the AU Glitchtale, it becomes quite clear that Katelyn not only copy-pastes the episodes but just rips them off for the sake of having substance for her story, which actually made it shittier in the long run! Speaking of which, lets move on to our next section!

The Characters

Spiritale is a wonderful* AU that takes place after Season 2 of Glitchtale, which hasn't even ended yet! And even though we still have several characters that could be expanded on, we get a bunch of true and honest OCs to fill the hole that is actual character development!

By the way, I'm only listing a few because I don't want to lose my braincells going through each one, fuck that.

JOLIE - Our main protagonist and Chris-chan stand-in, she's our ""hero"" in Spiritale who loves Frisk to the point of violently murdering two people who were just talking to "her". It gets worse when you find out that she not only is fully capable of killing off the main villain just because she can, but she can get what she wants all because she's the creator's pet. Hooray? And also, she used to be a princess. Not to mention that Frisk is constantly sucking her clit even though he used to be an actually competent character in the actual series.

LILITH - Our main villain and Mary Lee Walshe stand-in, feminazi and lesbian. Even though its said that she's been watching Betty for a long time, she actually repeats the same mistakes during the course of the story. After gaining HATE the same way, she forces people into her lesbian sex cult even though its said that her soul is definitely the strongest ever guys!!!!111!!! Literally just as incompetent as every other character in the story.

SARA - Lilith's lesbian fuckbuddy and King Dice Reference (I'm not even joking) without the dice motif, looks just as boring as everyone else. Doesn't even deserve a summary for how boring she is. TLDR: She's Lilith's right-hand man. That's it.

AISHA - Actual furry and supposedly Jolie's guardian even though Jolie can jerk off on her own, does literally nothing in the story that matters and is implied to have a heavy relationship with a child. Probably one of the more normal characters in the cast.

*what a joke.

The Story

If you can even call it that.

The Story of Spiritale could be best described as recoloring a Sonic character and claiming it to be a new OC. If you want to know what I mean, look no further than the episodes themselves, which take the form of roleplays that happen in the comments and are left to rot. If you want an example, here's the first episode of Season 3. Yes, it's that bad and yes, it's in script format.

All of them are.

If you want a better explanation of the story, just go and watch Glitchtale instead. You'll get the same experience, basically.

The Dildo Comic

If you thought Chris' true and honest porn was bad, get a load of this. For someone who's around the age of a teenager, her persona is oddly dressed up like a complete slut.

Look upon it and despair.
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Although the context of the image is relatively unknown at this point, it should be told that she has numerous fetish folders in her Deviantart favorites.

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In Conclusion

Katelyn is a rather strange but colorful individual, but as we all know too well.. the autism can spread to many different people, such as princessacaramelo or AutumnGirlHuman15. Spiritale as an AU not only created more possible lolcows to laugh at, but an entire intertwining story of absolute shit that only gets worse from here then onward. I'm glad that you got to join me on this lovely adventure, friends.

 

[garakfan69]

What the hell is an AU?
And what's with the tiny font?

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

What the hell is an AU?
And what's with the tiny font?

An AU can be best described as an "Alternate Universe", most commonly associated with Undertale.

And the tiny font was a mistake.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

So, do you got any archives?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Is this some kind of attempt at saving Proving Grounds, by making an OP that shows why we made it to begin with? I mean, she might not even be old enough to have a thread yet, and doesn't really look that interesting.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Is this some kind of attempt at saving Proving Grounds, by making an OP that shows why we made it to begin with? I mean, she might not even be old enough to have a thread yet, and doesn't really look that interesting.

Not really, I just wanted to make a thread on a lolcow I've known for a while.

 

[Sackity]

Not really, I just wanted to make a thread on a lolcow I've known for a while.

You should probably include some examples of lolcow behaviour , rather than presenting her as just another young and cringeworthy deviantart artist. Bad art doesn't make someone a lolcow automatically, unless she's doing something like lashing out at people giving her constructive criticism or starting harassment campaigns against other deviantart nobodies.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

You should probably include some examples of lolcow behaviour , rather than presenting her as just another young and cringeworthy deviantart artist. Bad art doesn't make someone a lolcow automatically, unless she's doing something like lashing out at people giving her constructive criticism or starting harassment campaigns against other deviantart nobodies.

Oh yeah, I think I have several screenshots of that.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I think what really killed ED was people making articles that were transparent attempts to “get back” at some rando that got into an argument with them. Don’t like Kiwifarms go down that path.

 

[Rat Speaker]

I'm sorry, making this thread was a mistake. I hope I can find a more suitable lolcow next time.

Don't give up hope or get discouraged. Next time, ask a more experienced user for help. I find @Stranger Neighbors to be really good at positive criticism and feedback and has a good eye for editing. I usually bounce my stuff off of them before posting in real threads.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I'm sorry, making this thread was a mistake. I hope I can find a more suitable lolcow next time.

Don't be so hard on yourself this thread is going to turn out just fine I have a feeling

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

This person isn't interesting at all and I can't read your fucking ant font. Like others have said, she looks way too young and I'm uncomfortable.

7 out of 10 faggots for OP

Nut up pussy, bullying kids is a fucking sport and this forum is our home ground advantage

 

[Hal]

Nut up pussy, bullying kids is a fucking sport and this forum is our home ground advantage

Only when they shoot up schools and shit like that tbh

 

[Blood Debts]

Yeah, this really just seems like a run of the mill Deviantart sperg. They’re literally a dime a dozen, and unless this person has caused some kind of drama or draws really weird fetish shit that we haven’t seen before, they don’t really warrant having a thread here. If that were the case, literally every faggot with a shitty self-insert OC or badly drawn porn on DA would qualify for a thread.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Yeah, this really just seems like a run of the mill Deviantart sperg. They’re literally a dime a dozen, and unless this person has caused some kind of drama or draws really weird fetish shit that we haven’t seen before, they don’t really warrant having a thread here. If that were the case, literally every faggot with a shitty self-insert OC or badly drawn porn on DA would qualify for a thread.

I mean, she did have her own OC and AU for this one cartoon called 'Hero 108', edgy comic cover included.

 

[DrainRedRain]

whats happening here

 

[fried_kooch]

Some notes here for you, OP:

• Not seeing a lot of extra funny lolcow behavior here, this seems like an average young weirdo you'd find in YT comments section on like, a playthrough of Sonic 3 or something, and it doesn't make for a good thread.
• OP sucks and isn't structured well, assuming it was even funny this would STILL be a problem.
• As a dude who's been around here a while AND was a lolcow at the age of 17, if you're gonna post a thread starter about someone, try to make sure they're very funny already or have the potential to be with the right factors, which I really don't sense with this person. Again, this is a young weirdo, not much lolcow-y about that besides the art. Something to consider is the fact that this person IS 16, and hasn't had as much time to know better, or to NOT be immature, which are KEY components in a good cow, so you should demonstrate obvious questionable judgement or bad decisions, not just cringy Untertale fan fiction.
• Lack of clarity is a problem here, because like, what the fuck is the OP supposed to be? Not only is the structure wack, but it really doesn't answer any important questions AND it doesn't have a good amount of tardcum, it just seems like a half-baked review of a person instead of the facts, or any other interesting qualities about this person. What makes them "special"? Why should I, a veritiable internet godhead, give a fuck?

Overall, not a bad first attempt, but you gotta really tighten up your writing, and most importantly, learn what makes a lolcow a lolcow. Big things to take away here: Firstly, a lolcow isn't made by shitty art or weird behavior as much as they're made by iffy personality or dysfunction; they don't make shit with questionable quality and THEN do funny, or even retarded things, they do funny retarded things that the shit they make reflects. Kind of off-topic, but I see a lot more of this with newer users or the Farms in general over the course of the last few years: people not really getting exactly what makes someone worthy of being a lolcow, or why they should be discussed more than other similar people do, which is another thing entirely to get into if you'd like, but is very evident by this thread in particular.

3/10 assfaggots

 

[The Reaper]

One thing I would suggest is removing the Chris Chan comments. From what I've seen in other suggestions to threads drawing likenesses to another lolcow (Chris especially) makes it seem like the cow in question is not able to stand on its own. Now you have just reminded us of another cow that has more lols, without providing the cow you are writing about with the funny.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say she is 23, as her name is sunlightcaliber1996, and it seems unlikely she would just pick that year for her name. Mind you we'll never know until we get more information. Threads don't require a full dox, but in this case you'll need a name to check her age. This would also lead into finding other accounts, which might lead to more funny. To keep it cow related, imagine only using one utter on the cow to get milk. Would you get a lot of milk in any modicum of time? No. Find other social media she uses, and more information might be found quicker.

whats happening here

We are trying to make this forum change work dammit!

 

[Bitch Kitten]

Can you at least post the links to her accounts?

 

[DrainRedRain]

We are trying to make this forum change work dammit!

xenforo two was a mistake