Celebrity Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

Francis Dollarhyde

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So wait a sec. She has no real gigs anywhere, spends on makeup artists, schools and supplies for the kids, goes everywhere, massive foodbudget (the rolls gotta come from somewhere), buys clothes and accessories constantly, then the husband as well. A fair amount of money going out.

Meanwhile her husband is "queer", has feederfetish catering pics on his feed, along with men on there, we have weird comments about sexuality.

And here I am wondering where they get the money. Tshirt scam cash has to have run out long time ago. Soooo... Does she pimp him out, do fetishists pay them for 3somes (cash and/or food), or does she do private mukbangs for the big bucks? But then something should have leaked by now surely, or not if they are really careful. Something is not adding up. Am I the only one with these type of questions? Did I mis something in this thread?
 

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And here I am wondering where they get the money. Tshirt scam cash has to have run out long time ago. Soooo... Does she pimp him out, do fetishists pay them for 3somes (cash and/or food), or does she do private mukbangs for the big bucks? But then something should have leaked by now surely, or not if they are really careful. Something is not adding up. Am I the only one with these type of questions? Did I miss something in this thread?
There's no way she's not meeting up with fat fetish paypigs for sex. Tess comes from poor white trash, and her cum-guzzling hubby doesn't seem to come from money either. His fetish photos of Tess are clearly a way for him to pimp her out on the sly, while keeping enough distance from Tess' own account so she can maintain what little shred of dignity she has left.

Remember, lolcows Alison and Jake Rapp were whoring themselves on websites, and it took a while to find them. So It's only a matter of time before it gets leaked that her husband has been renting out Tess' FUPA covered vagina for big bucks.

As for mukbangs: while i'm sure Tess would love an excuse to down five of everything on the McDonald's menu, but that would mean there would be video out there can be easily leaked, damaging her supamoddle image enough to torpedo what little of her career is left.
 
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It wouldn’t surprise me if they weren’t involved in threesomes for pay. The people who’d be interested aren’t likely to come forward, and there aren’t that many, I don’t think, but maybe enough to pay rent. I don’t think it’d be too hard to keep it quiet, she’s not that well-known to have paparazzi following her every move. They can enforce no cameras or, photos to minimize risk.

She’s a bitch though so at some point she’ll make the wrong person mad. Then we’ll know.

And her career is essentially over so she’ll be doing feeder porn at some point, I bet.

Remember when we were wondering why she was so interested in Christian Siriano all of a sudden? Did that nude with his boyfriend and kept posting at him? Turns out, he’s the new Tim Gunn mentor type on Project Runway and the models are going to be alternative bodied: trans and large, etc. so she was angling for a job.
 

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She’s a bitch though so at some point she’ll make the wrong person mad. Then we’ll know.
That's supposedly how Alison Rapp's side job as a whore got exposed. She charged some John a few hundred, talked to him all night about feminism, then gave him some half-assed sex. The guy then leaked the deets on her site to get back at her mediocre pussy. Being the mega-sized bitch that she is, it is only a matter of time before Tess pisses off the wrong paypig and he drags her "will fuck for food" operation in the bold light of day.
 

BIG DADDY

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That's supposedly how Alison Rapp's side job as a whore got exposed. She charged some John a few hundred, talked to him all night about feminism, then gave him some half-assed sex. The guy then leaked the deets on her site to get back at her mediocre pussy. Being the mega-sized bitch that she is, it is only a matter of time before Tess pisses off the wrong paypig and he drags her "will fuck for food" operation in the bold light of day.
I didn’t know that was actually confirmed or just speculation. I know the whore stuff was leaked to her employer first before the internet found out so I thought the dominant theory was that she was bragging to the guys she was fucking at work about it and one of them leaked it.

I agree when Tess pisses someone off it’ll just be because she’s a bitch. Someone already in this thread claimed to have a buddy that fucked her for a while and she would still try and booty call years later, and whether or not that has any truth to it, it’s unlikely it’ll be the last story that “hits the blogs” for her.
 

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Remember when we were wondering why she was so interested in Christian Siriano all of a sudden? Did that nude with his boyfriend and kept posting at him? Turns out, he’s the new Tim Gunn mentor type on Project Runway and the models are going to be alternative bodied: trans and large, etc. so she was angling for a job.
I wonder if when she didn't get on the show that was when she did the nude photo with his ex
 

SpeedOSanicRee

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I wonder if when she didn't get on the show that was when she did the nude photo with his ex
I'm not sure. It's possible, but didn't he design her something shortly thereafter? I'm not sure he actually cared that much.
There's no way she's not meeting up with fat fetish paypigs for sex.
That would explain how she can still afford to live in LA.
It wouldn’t surprise me if they weren’t involved in threesomes for pay.
Same. Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if it came out that she was having sex with some feeder fetishist and her husband was watching and jerking off to it. If someone is super into her they're not as likely to be into Nick so I'm not sure they'd want to do threesomes but I can see this.
 

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Every Damn Day Fitness does a good job of explaining how unhealthy Tess is in his new Video.
He basically nailed it. Body positivity shouldn't be used by HAES people who want to shirk responsibility for their own bodies. It was never meant to be used to make excuses for your gluttony and morbid obesity.

Additionally, he is right about her 'workouts'--no 34yo should need a giant cube like that to be able to do squats. I'm legit shocked she can stand at all now. I'm shocked she isn't completely immobile at this point. Hell, I'm shocked she's still alive and that she has no noticeable health issues.

I had missed where she said she wasn't planning to lose weight and will do what she can to maintain her weight. Fuck off, Tess.
 

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I had missed where she said she wasn't planning to lose weight and will do what she can to maintain her weight. Fuck off, Tess.
Eating multiple sheet cakes per day every day is a tough job, but someone has to do it. Truly, Tess's strength and endurance are an inspiration to us all.

[sings] "She is woman, hear her roar, she's far too massive to ignore, and she doesn't give a damn who she offends...." [/sings]
 

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"Queer" is pretty vague these days. Theoretically it just means he's also into dudes or trans people or whatever. I don't know why she'd be so weird about it, though, unless it's all a lie and he's just a gay-seeming straight guy. Or his "alternative" sexuality is super gross like he's secretly into animals or something.
Maybe he claims to be "asexual' to hide the fact that he can't get his dick hard over a cow?
 

Candidae

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Maybe he claims to be "asexual' to hide the fact that he can't get his dick hard over a cow?
Doubt it, his tumblr immediately blows his cover if Tess so much as peaked at it. Even with the new SFW policy of tumblr (a laughable policy considering a quick scroll down and there were naked tits) it's obvious he has sexual interests. Now how far his liking for chubby people goes? That's certainly up for debate as I have yet to see anyone as large as Tess on his page (granted, few would take naked/sexy pictures at her size). He does have some artsy pictures of much more toned and attractive people on his blog too so he isn't exclusively into fat people at the very least
 

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"Queer" is pretty vague these days. Theoretically it just means he's also into dudes or trans people or whatever. I don't know why she'd be so weird about it, though, unless it's all a lie and he's just a gay-seeming straight guy. Or his "alternative" sexuality is super gross like he's secretly into animals or something.
Thanks to pampered bourgeois young people who treat postmodern gender rhetoric as a fashion accessory, "queer" usually means "I'm heterosexual but I want to seem interesting and oppressed". In his case, though, I think it means "I suck trucker cock but wanted a cash cow and kids to come home to". Tess definitely fucks fatty chasers for money, but I bet Nick gets tipped well at the glory hole.
 

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Eating multiple sheet cakes per day every day is a tough job, but someone has to do it. Truly, Tess's strength and endurance are an inspiration to us all.

[sings] "She is woman, hear her roar, she's far too massive to ignore, and she doesn't give a damn who she offends...." [/sings]
Alternatively, she is "working out" just enough to put it on Instagram to maintain the FA bullshit about how no one an tell your health by your size. "See haters! I do work out, I'm healthy! There's nothing I can do about my weight. It's genetics." Eats a box of doughnuts to reward herself for doing five squats on camera
 
Maybe instead of literally being a prostitute their family is just in a lot of debt? That's the route people tend to go before they become hookers. lol you guys are cute.
I don't believe she is a full blown sex worker yet. I'm sure her family is in massive (hah, pun intended) debt. If anything, Tess is probably selling nudes on the side. Tess is just waiting for another, "15 minutes of fame" moment to come around.
 

Francis Dollarhyde

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Maybe instead of literally being a prostitute their family is just in a lot of debt? That's the route people tend to go before they become hookers. lol you guys are cute.
Normally yes, and they probably have a good amount of debt. What makes me lean toward skeevy stuff going on is some of the remarks and suspect shit on their tumblr/insta. Or maybe they are just that edgy. Also you can only get into so much debt before you are completely buried.

Time will tell.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

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Normally yes, and they probably have a good amount of debt. What makes me lean toward skeevy stuff going on is some of the remarks and suspect shit on their tumblr/insta. Or maybe they are just that edgy. Also you can only get into so much debt before you are completely buried.

Time will tell.
What sort of suspect shit? I'm not sure of anything I've seen on her Insta that would make me think she was fucking for money. I mean, she does claim she's a total catch but that could be attributed to narcissism.
 

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