Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

SpeedOSanicRee

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More virtue signaling from Tess.
This is definitely leading up to her saying Bowie is nonbinary or a trans girl. All the pieces are there.
Enormous and greasy. What do you still have, Tess? What is "it"? Herpes? Pre existing conditions due to super morbid obesity?
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....is that shirt supposed to be see through? Even if so, I doubt that much. It's barely holding her in.
 

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Yeah, sure you worked out Tess. That's why you put on a thick layer of make-up. FFS, how do people fall for this bozo? She probably needed helping back up after getting into that lunge position for her precious photos.
oh you know she did! I saw a clip of one of her older photoshoots, when she was smaller. She did a kneeling pose and two large men had to help her stand up again.
 

Diet Coke 4 Life

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Those face pictures show how stressed her IG filters are. Because compared with her fat-girl angle shot in the translucent workout clothes that look like they're about to tear themselves free of her porcine body reveals the sudden vanishing of the frowny jowl lines and the triple chin accompanied by the blubbery ass-chin.

#bopodontmeannothingtoTess
#filterthisshit
#healthyatanybloodpressure
 

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Amazing how she's impeccably geared up for such a hard workout... photo - hair tied back in an "I mean business!" manner , the de rigueur smoky eye & presumably fashionable workout clothing.

I really admire how she's able to keep the soles of her shoes so CLEAN. Why, it's like they've hardly ever been walked on, never mind been subjected to the elephantine force of her doing any workout, ever.
 

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So I decided to check Nick's Reddit. The dumbass is still posting under his real name.

This sounds creepy as fuck. Maybe he didn't mean anything by it, but geez.
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For some reason his attempts at being a hipster piss me off.
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See, I'd agree with him here (that it's no one else's business; I don't think using the word queer is a good idea), but....
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He says this one day later.
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The OP found a buttplug by their kitchen sink. Am I missing something? He got over 100 upvotes for saying it's ridiculous to be offended by a buttplug in the kitchen.
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In reference to Jeffree Star. Not sure if he is actually attempting to contribute to the conversation or if he just wants attention because narcissism.
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Overall he's been mostly quiet. He hardly ever mentions Bowie or Rylee, which you'd think he would from how much of a doting father he claims to be.
 
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Same age as his son? So ... four? Eh? Does he mean the teenager Rylee, who is not and never was his son? He didn't legally adopt him as far as I'm aware and he has no biological relationship to him.

If you think leaving things that have been up your anal passage in a place where food is prepared is reasonable and not fucking grotesque, you're a pathetic degenerate of the first water. Just like Nick.

Jeffree Star story is likely true, guy's as big a tacky trashheap as any other cow on here. People who don't have personality disorderes of some kind rarely end up making their name via endless internet and personal dramas or hacking their faces into new snd alien shapes by age 30 either. Birds of a feather, Tess, Nick and him, only one is actually a millionaire.
 

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So I decided to check Nick's Reddit. The dumbass is still posting under his real name.

This sounds creepy as fuck. Maybe he didn't mean anything by it, but geez.
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For some reason his attempts at being a hipster piss me off.
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See, I'd agree with him here (that it's no one else's business; I don't think using the word queer is a good idea), but....
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He says this one day later.
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The OP found a buttplug by their kitchen sink. Am I missing something? He got over 100 upvotes for saying it's ridiculous to be offended by a buttplug in the kitchen.
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In reference to Jeffree Star. Not sure if he is actually attempting to contribute to the conversation or if he just wants attention because narcissism.
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Overall he's been mostly quiet. He hardly ever mentions Bowie or Rylee, which you'd think he would from how much of a doting father he claims to be.
"Well hello insecure 14 year old child. I abandoned a stepson just about your age. Tell me your worries and fears privately, because the other grown ups just wouldn't understand out special connection." - the most chomo sentence ever written

Nick is stocking shelves at a grocery back in Brisbane, living in his childhood bedroom, reminiscing about the time he brushed shoulders with sorta famous people and just generally being that weird older persin linked to your high school friend group who is completely unable to let go of their youth and enjoys teens because that's the only audience who believes them wise.