Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Landwhale model, Body positive activist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 31 10.2%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 98 32.1%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 87 28.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 43 14.1%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 17 5.6%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 21 6.9%

  • Total voters
    305

rocknrollmartian

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Is this guy somehow relevant or is he a has-been? I'm not a fashunfag, so no idea who's who.

Also lol at her amazing podcast. Episode 11 and she has just over 600 subs.

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He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.

He also designed a watch for the Nickelodeon Channel's Nick at Nite arm back in the 90's. He's Like a budget Bob Mackie.
 

Crepidodera fulvicornis

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
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udders out on display. Classy!
Isn't it funny how huge she usually makes them look like, but here she's wearing a plain little bra, and yet it fits her nevertheless.

And I'm still not convinced she has anxiety. One of the characteristics of bed is eating in secret and feeling shame for it.
And this is so far from the truth here.
 

rocknrollmartian

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And I'm still not convinced she has anxiety. One of the characteristics of bed is eating in secret and feeling shame for it.
And this is so far from the truth here.
I mean, I always just assume that she's lying and making up stupid stories about everything in her life. Once you notice all of the glaring and flagrant contradictions about her recounting of her life growing up, her relationships, her social media nonsense, her income/work, and her interviews, there's simply no reason to believe anything she says.
 

Crepidodera fulvicornis

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
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there's simply no reason to believe anything she says.
You can believe photos where she eats, though. Not in secret, not following it with dieting or not-eating days, this we know thanks to her excessive photos - which only corroborate with her, in my opinion, self-obsession.

Re:podcast
I was curious how was she sitting this time (no hooves :( , but plenty of candies and what seemed to be wine on the table), so tried to find a preview on the progression bar. And then the video started playing, so I unfortunately caught bit of the dialogue.
Where she asked “im curious, what do you think, how old I am?”, for which the guest answered cheesily “I guess you're in your twenties?”. Followed by the satisfied giggling “awww nah I’m thirty five...” - and there I stopped.

World changers, amirite.
 
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Colonel Gaddafi

Zenga Zenga!
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calling AAN "anorexia" is a misleading and selfish though. it's like calling a benign melanoma (a mole) terminal cancer instead.
AAN is still a form anorexia though, many people clinically diagnosed with AN eventuality get moved to the AAN category after recovery due to periods of relapse; and many who start with AAN slip into full blown AN over time. Either way the diagnostic criteria requires significant caloric restriction and weight loss, even within the binge/purge subtype. All of this along with many comorbid issues like anxiety and depression.

Tess meets none of these criteria and why she is deluded into thinking that she does is a cosmic mystery. No doctor worth his license would diagnose Tess with any restrictive type ED.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
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He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.
LMAO that a washed up has been from a generation ago is the best Tess can do after her big anorexia reveal. I also notice her celebrity BFFs like Rumer Willis and Zelda Williams are no shows.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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He was relevant and widely known in the '90s as a designer. He's done a lot of lower-end mainstream commercial stuff the last 20 or so years for Target, Liz Claiborne, QVC, etc. and is a judge on Project Runway, but his heyday was 25 years ago, which explains why he's willing to be on Tess's podcast.
He was huge in the 90s, I remember seeing his clothing all the time in Vogue and Harpers Bazaar. How the mighty have fallen. It's sad he's stooped to her level.
 

multiverse

Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
True & Honest Fan
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He was huge in the 90s, I remember seeing his clothing all the time in Vogue and Harpers Bazaar. How the mighty have fallen. It's sad he's stooped to her level.
Sad that he has to pander to the woke fat crowd. They are NOT models. Models can make cheap clothing look expensive. They make the mundane desirable.

Fun fact: the multiverse was a model when young. The multiverse is An Old and still gets stopped on the street, asking where they get such and such an item of clothing. And sometimes it is expensive, but oftentimes not. The model makes the clothes, and makes them look good no matter the brand or luxury level.

Tess has modeled clothes, but never had she made them look desirable. She failed at her single goal: to be a model or an influencer. Because she makes nothing she wears look better; her lifestyle is anything but desirable.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
kiwifarms.net
Sad that he has to pander to the woke fat crowd. They are NOT models. Models can make cheap clothing look expensive. They make the mundane desirable.

Fun fact: the multiverse was a model when young. The multiverse is An Old and still gets stopped on the street, asking where they get such and such an item of clothing. And sometimes it is expensive, but oftentimes not. The model makes the clothes, and makes them look good no matter the brand or luxury level.

Tess has modeled clothes, but never had she made them look desirable. She failed at her single goal: to be a model or an influencer. Because she makes nothing she wears look better; her lifestyle is anything but desirable.
I follow a few of the big 80s-90s models on IG, and they are still beautiful and elegant in t-shirts, jeans, and no makeup.
All I think when I see Tess is FAT and how much her knees and feet must hurt. I rarely notice what she's wearing unless it's extraordinary clownish.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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I follow a few of the big 80s-90s models on IG, and they are still beautiful and elegant in t-shirts, jeans, and no makeup.
All I think when I see Tess is FAT and how much her knees and feet must hurt. I rarely notice what she's wearing unless it's extraordinary clownish.
I've been wondering what they were up to. Got any screenshots?
 

Flawmil

Crème friche
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After many people have been wondering how Tess can be anorexic and still seemingly love her fat body, Tess reveals you can in fact have your cake and eat it too. Apparently you can be anorexic and and still love being fat at the same time! *Slow clap* she did it guise! She’s advocating for all anorexics who meet none of the criteria!

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she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
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Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
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FuckDuckSeagull

hoot hoot hoot
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After many people have been wondering how Tess can be anorexic and still seemingly love her fat body, Tess reveals you can in fact have your cake and eat it too. Apparently you can be anorexic and and still love being fat at the same time! *Slow clap* she did it guise! She’s advocating for all anorexics who meet none of the criteria!

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she’s fucked up before by being racist and a scammer but have some goddamn empathy please!!! She is sotransparent now about everything so fuck off shitlord!!!
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Tess was big mad yesterday and will probably delete all this later on.
You don’t know science LOL!!!! You’re ignorant LOL! Here’s my proof why that is ignorant and the scientific facts to back up my argument...oh wait...
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One would think that a super successful single mawm suppahmoddle icon wouldn't have time to engage with "clowns". Anyone standing behind their diagnosis (or lack there of) would just ignore the haydurs.
 

DelicateMageflower

It's Algonquin for bloodsport.
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I love how she never acknowledges the vast amount of pictures on social media of her gleefully diving face first into cakes, pasta,pizza, fast food, and booze. Moreover, I'm surprised she hasn't been called out on it more. Maybe she has, but obviously not enough to stop people from just blindly believing her story.
 

Gramlol

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Sad that he has to pander to the woke fat crowd. They are NOT models. Models can make cheap clothing look expensive. They make the mundane desirable.

Fun fact: the multiverse was a model when young. The multiverse is An Old and still gets stopped on the street, asking where they get such and such an item of clothing. And sometimes it is expensive, but oftentimes not. The model makes the clothes, and makes them look good no matter the brand or luxury level.

Tess has modeled clothes, but never had she made them look desirable. She failed at her single goal: to be a model or an influencer. Because she makes nothing she wears look better; her lifestyle is anything but desirable.
My babysitter growing up was like this! Around 60 and absolutely gorgeous in old Calvin's and a white t shirt. She did my hair so carefully and with such love for my choir concerts and school formals, giving so much attention to details. She was truly an artist at making things beautiful and appreciating beauty. She would be absolutely flabbergasted with trashy Tess.
Models are artists. Ryann is a sideshow freak the professionals are just humouring for money. It's like gaslighting- like Julianna/ComfyFat's 'trans non binary male's identity. No one really thinks it's real. It's all just humouring them, when the truth is staring them in the face.
 

bloomingcactus

Pointy side up!
kiwifarms.net
But I thought that admitting her anorexia (my eyes rolled so far back in my head typing that I could almost see out of my ass) was how she was taking care of herself?
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But she's so woke. Don't forget it!
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Eliquii is trash except when they stoop to hire her again.
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But she's a mawm. Goddamn it Rylee, you don't want to be on social media anymore? You little shit after everything I've done for you. Just a thought about what it might have been like.
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Nick was so abusive!
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And lastly, clown world.
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I included the second definition but I usually think of the first in regards to petite. IMO.

Edit cause I'm the dumb at spoilering
 
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Casta Spersions

Like a giant dildo crushing the sun
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But I thought that admitting her anorexia (my eyes rolled so far back in my head typing that I could almost see out of my ass) was how she was taking care of herself?
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But she's so woke. Don't forget it!
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Eliquii is trash except when they stoop to hire her again.
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But she's a mawm. Goddamn it Rylee, you don't want to be on social media anymore? You little shit after everything I've done for you. [ISPOILER]Just a thought about what it might have been like.[/ISPOILER]
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Nick was so abusive!
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And lastly, clown world.
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I included the second definition but I usually think of the first in regards to petite.

In terms of height, petite refers to women who are under 5'4, and Tess claims to be 5'5. Of course there's nothing remotely petite about Tess other than the fact she probably actually is 5'3 and lies about her height.
 

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